Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix

J.K. Rowling

Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix

By J.K. Rowling


Dudley Demented

The hottest day of the summer so far was drawing to a close and a drowsy silence lay over the large, square houses of Privet Drive. Cars that were usually gleaming stood dusty in their drives

and lawns that were once emerald green lay parched and yellowing; the use of hosepipes had

been banned due to drought. Deprived of their usual car-washing and lawn-mowing pursuits, the

inhabitants of Privet Drive had retreated into the shade of their cool houses, windows thrown

wide in the hope of tempting in a nonexistent breeze. The only person left outdoors was a

teenage boy who was lying flat on his back in a flowerbed outside number four.

He was a skinny, black-haired, bespectacled boy who had the pinched, slightly unhealthy look of

someone who has grown a lot in a short space of time. His jeans were torn and dirty, his T-shirt

baggy and faded, and the soles of his trainers were peeling away from the uppers. Harry Potter’s

appearance did not endear him to the neighbors, who were the sort of people who thought

scruffiness ought to be punishable by law, but as he had hidden himself behind a large hydrangea

bush this evening he was quite invisible to passers-by. In fact, the only way he would be spotted

was if his Uncle Vernon or Aunt Petunia stuck their heads out of the living-room window and

looked straight down into the flowerbed below.

On the whole, Harry thought he was to be congratulated on his idea of hiding here. He was not,

perhaps, very comfortable lying on the hot, hard earth but, on the other hand, nobody was glaring

at him, grinding their teeth so loudly that he could not hear the news, or shooting nasty questions

at him, as had happened every time he had tried sitting down in the living room to watch

television with his aunt and uncle.

Almost as though this thought had fluttered through the open window, Vernon Dursley, Harry’s

uncle, suddenly spoke.

"Glad to see the boy’s stopped trying to butt in. Where is he, anyway?"

"I don’t know," said Aunt Petunia, unconcerned. "Not in the house."

Uncle Vernon grunted.

"Watching the news..." he said scathingly. "I’d like to know what he’s really up to. As if a

normal boy cares what’s on the news - Dudley hasn’t got a clue what’s going on; doubt he knows

who the Prime Minister is! Anyway, it’s not as if there’d be anything about his lot on our news-"

"Vernon, shh!" said Aunt Petunia. "The window’s open!"

"Oh - yes - sorry, dear."

The Dursleys fell silent. Harry listened to a jingle about Fruit ‘n’ Bran breakfast cereal while he

watched Mrs. Figg, a batty cat-loving old lady from nearby Wisteria Walk, amble slowly past.

She was frowning and muttering to herself. Harry was very pleased he was concealed behind the

bush, as Mrs. Figg had recently taken to asking him around for tea whenever she met him in the

street. She had rounded the corner and vanished from view before Uncle Vernon’s voice floated

out of the window again.

"Dudders out for tea?"

"At the Polkisses’," said Aunt Petunia fondly. "He’s got so many little friends, he’s so popular."

Harry suppressed a snort with difficulty. The Dursleys really were astonishingly stupid about

their son, Dudley. They had swallowed all his dim-witted lies about having tea with a different

member of his gang every night of the summer holidays. Harry knew perfectly well that Dudley

had not been to tea anywhere; he and his gang spent every evening vandalizing the play park,

smoking on street corners and throwing stones at passing cars and children. Harry had seen them

at it during his evening walks around Little Whinging; he had spent most of the holidays

wandering the streets, scavenging newspapers from bins along the way.

The opening notes of the music that heralded the seven o’clock news reached Harry’s ears and

his stomach turned over. Perhaps tonight - after a month of waiting - would be the night.

"Record numbers of stranded holiday makers fill air ports as the Spanish baggage-handlers’ strike reaches its second week -"

"Give ‘em a lifelong siesta, I would," snarled Uncle Vernon over the end of the newsreader’s

sentence, but no matter: outside in the flowerbed, Harry’s stomach seemed to unclench. If

anything had happened, it would surely have been the first item on the news; death and

destruction were more important than stranded holidaymakers.

He let out a long, slow breath and stared up at the brilliant blue sky. Every day this summer had

been the same: the tension, the expectation, the temporary relief, and then mounting tension

again... and always, growing more insistent all the time, the question of why nothing had

happened yet.

He kept listening, just in case there was some small clue, not recognized for what it really was by

the Muggles - an unexplained disappearance, perhaps, or some strange accident... but the

baggage-handlers’ strike was followed by news about the drought in the Southeast ("I hope he’s

listening next door!" bellowed Uncle Vernon. "Him with his sprinklers on at three in the

morning!"), then a helicopter that had almost crashed in a field in Surrey, then a famous actress’s

divorce from her famous husband ("As if we’re interested in their sordid affairs," sniffed Aunt

Petunia, who had followed the case obsessively in every magazine she could lay her bony hands


Harry closed his eyes against the now blazing evening sky as the newsreader said, "-and finally,

Bungy the budgie has found a novel way of keeping cool this summer. Bungy, who lives at the

Five Feathers in Barnsley, has learned to water ski! Mary Dorkins went to find out more."

Harry opened his eyes. If they had reached water-skiing budgerigars, there would be nothing else

worth hearing. He rolled cautiously on to his front and raised himself on to his knees and elbows,

preparing to crawl out from under the window.

He had moved about two inches when several things happened in very quick succession.

A loud, echoing crack broke the sleepy silence like a gunshot; a cat streaked out from under a

parked car and flew out of sight; a shriek, a bellowed oath and the sound of breaking china came

from the Dursleys’ living room, and as though this was the signal Harry had been waiting for he

jumped to his feet, at the same time pulling from the waistband of his jeans a thin wooden wand

as if he were unsheathing a sword - but before he could draw himself up to full height, the top of

his head collided with the Dursleys’ open window. The resultant crash made Aunt Petunia

scream even louder.

Harry felt as though his head had been split in two. Eyes streaming, he swayed, trying to focus

on the street to spot the source of the noise, but he had barely staggered upright when two large

purple hands reached through the open window and closed tightly around his throat.

"Put - it-away!" Uncle Vernon snarled into Harry’s ear. "Now! Before- anyone - sees!"

"Get - off - me!" Harry gasped. For a few seconds they struggled, Harry pulling at his uncles

sausage-like fingers with his left hand, his right maintaining a firm grip on his raised wand; then,

as the pain in the top of Harry’s head gave a particularly nasty throb, Uncle Vernon yelped and

released Harry as though he had received an electric shock. Some invisible force seemed to have

surged through his nephew, making him impossible to hold.

Panting, Harry fell forwards over the hydrangea bush, straightened up and stared around. There

was no sign of what had caused the loud cracking noise, but there were several faces peering

through various nearby windows. Harry stuffed his wand hastily back into his jeans and tried to

look innocent.

"Lovely evening!" shouted Uncle Vernon, waving at Mrs. Number Seven, who was glaring from behind her net curtains. "Did you hear that car backfire just now? Gave Petunia and me quite a turn!"

He continued to grin in a horrible, manic way until all the curious neighbors had disappeared

from their various windows, then the grin became a grimace of rage as he beckoned Harry back

towards him.

Harry moved a few steps closer, taking care to stop just short of the point at which Uncle

Vernon’s outstretched hands could resume their strangling.

"What the devil do you mean by it, boy?" asked Uncle Vernon in a croaky voice that trembled

with fury.

"What do I mean by what?" said Harry coldly. He kept looking left and right up the street, still

hoping to see the person who had made the cracking noise.

"Making a racket like a starting pistol right outside our -"

"I didn’t make that noise," said Harry firmly.

Aunt Petunia’s thin, horsy face now appeared beside Uncle Vernon’s wide, purple one. She

looked livid.

"Why were you lurking under our window?"

"Yes - yes, good point, Petunia! What were you doing under our window, boy?"

"Listening to the news," said Harry in a resigned voice.

His aunt and uncle exchanged looks of outrage.

"Listening to the news! Again?"

"Well, it changes every day, you see," said Harry.

"Don’t you be clever with me, boy! I want to know what you’re really up to - and don’t give me

any more of this listening to the news tosh! You know perfectly well that your lot -"

"Careful, Vernon!" breathed Aunt Petunia, and Uncle Vernon lowered his voice so that Harry

could barely hear him, "-that your lot don’t get on our news!"

"That’s all you know," said Harry.

The Dursleys goggled at him for a few seconds, then Aunt Petunia said, "You’re a nasty little

liar. What are all those -" she, too, lowered her voice so that Harry had to lip-read the next word,

"- owls doing if they’re not bringing you news?"

"Aha!" said Uncle Vernon in a triumphant whisper. "Get out of that one, boy! As if we didn’t

know you get all your news from those pestilential birds!"

Harry hesitated for a moment. It cost him something to tell the truth this time, even though his

aunt and uncle could not possibly know how bad he felt at admitting it.

"The owls... aren’t bringing me news," he said tonelessly.

"I don’t believe it," said Aunt Petunia at once.

"No more do I," said Uncle Vernon forcefully.

"We know you’re up to something funny," said Aunt Petunia.

"We’re not stupid, you know," said Uncle Vernon.

"Well, that’s news to me," said Harry, his temper rising, and before the Dursleys could call him

back, he had wheeled about, crossed the front lawn, stepped over the low garden wall and was

striding off up the street.

He was in trouble now and he knew it. He would have to face his aunt and uncle later and pay

the price for his rudeness, but he did not care very much just at the moment; he had much more

pressing matters on his mind.

Harry was sure the cracking noise had been made by someone Apparating or Disapparating. It

was exactly the sound Dobby the house-elf made when he vanished into thin air. Was it possible

that Dobby was here in Privet Drive? Could Dobby be following him right at this very moment?

As this thought occurred he wheeled around and stared back down Privet Drive, but it appeared

to be completely deserted and Harry was sure that Dobby did not know how to become invisible.

He walked on, hardly aware of the route he was taking, for he had pounded these streets so often

lately that his feet carried him to his favorite haunts automatically. Every few steps he glanced

back over his shoulder. Someone magical had been near him as he lay among Aunt Petunia’s

dying begonias, he was sure of it. Why hadn’t they spoken to him, why hadn’t they made

contact, why were they hiding now?

And then, as his feeling of frustration peaked, his certainty leaked away.

Perhaps it hadn’t been a magical sound after all. Perhaps he was so desperate for the tiniest sign

of contact from the world to which he belonged that he was simply overreacting to perfectly

ordinary noises. Could he be sure it hadn’t been the sound of something breaking inside a

neighbor’s house?

Harry felt a dull, sinking sensation in his stomach and before he knew it the feeling of

hopelessness that had plagued him all summer rolled over him once again.

Tomorrow morning he would be woken by the alarm at five o’clock so he could pay the owl that

delivered the Daily Prophet - but was there any point continuing to take it? Harry merely glanced at the front page before throwing it aside these days; when the idiots who ran the paper finally realized that Voldemort was back it would be headline news, and that was the only kind Harry cared about.

If he was lucky, there would also be owls carrying letters from his best friends Ron and

Hermione, though any expectation he’d had that their letters would bring him news had long

since been dashed.

We can’t say much about you-know-what, obviously... We’ve been told not to say anything

important in case our letters go astray... We’re quite busy but I can’t give you details here...

There’s a fair amount going on, we’ll tell you everything when we see you...

But when were they going to see him? Nobody seemed too bothered with a precise date.

Hermione had scribbled I expect we’ll be seeing you quite soon inside his birthday card, but how

soon was soon? As far as Harry could tell from the vague hints in their letters, Hermione and

Ron were in the same place, presumably at Ron’s parents’ house. He could hardly bear to think

of the pair of them having fun at The Burrow when he was stuck in Privet Drive. In fact, he was

so angry with them he had thrown away, unopened, the two boxes of Honeydukes chocolates

they’d sent him for his birthday. He’d regretted it later, after the wilted salad Aunt Petunia had

provided for dinner that night.

And what were Ron and Hermione busy with? Why wasn’t he, Harry, busy? Hadn’t he proved

himself capable of handling much more than them? Had they all forgotten what he had done?

Hadn’t it been he who had entered that graveyard and watched Cedric being murdered, and been

tied to that tombstone and nearly killed?

Don’t think about that, Harry told himself sternly for the hundredth time that summer. It was bad

enough that he kept revisiting the graveyard in his nightmares, without dwelling on it in his

waking moments too.

He turned a corner into Magnolia Crescent; halfway along he passed the narrow alleyway down

the side of a garage where he had first clapped eyes on his godfather. Sirius, at least, seemed to

understand how Harry was feeling. Admittedly, his letters were just as empty of proper news as

Ron and Hermione’s, but at least they contained words of caution and consolation instead of

tantalizing hints:

I know this must be frustrating for you... Keep your nose clean and everything will be okay... Be

careful and don’t do anything rash...

Well, thought Harry, as he crossed Magnolia Crescent, turned into Magnolia Road and headed

towards the darkening play park, he had (by and large) done as Sirius advised. He had at least

resisted the temptation to tie his trunk to his broomstick and set off for The Burrow by himself.

In fact, Harry thought his behavior had been very good considering how frustrated and angry he

felt at being stuck in Privet Drive so long, reduced to hiding in flowerbeds in the hope of hearing

something that might point to what Lord Voldemort was doing. Nevertheless, it was quite galling

to be told not to be rash by a man who had served twelve years in the wizard prison, Azkaban,

escaped, attempted to commit the murder he had been convicted for in the first place, then gone

on the run with a stolen Hippogriff.

Harry vaulted over the locked park gate and set off across the parched grass. The park was as

empty as the surrounding streets. When he reached the swings he sank on to the only one that

Dudley and his friends had not yet managed to break, coiled one arm around the chain and stared

moodily at the ground. He would not be able to hide in the Dursleys’ flowerbed again.

Tomorrow, he would have to think of some fresh way of listening to the news. In the meantime,

he had nothing to look forward to but another restless, disturbed night, because even when he

escaped the nightmares about Cedric he had unsettling dreams about long dark corridors, all

finishing in dead ends and locked doors, which he supposed had something to do with the

trapped feeling he had when he was awake. Often the old scar on his forehead prickled

uncomfortably, but he did not fool himself that Ron or Hermione or Sirius would find that very

interesting any more. In the past, his scar hurting had warned that Voldemort was getting

stronger again, but now that Voldemort was back they would probably remind him that its

regular irritation was only to be expected... nothing to worry about... old news...

The injustice of it all welled up inside him so that he wanted to yell with fury. If it hadn’t been

for him, nobody would even have known Voldemort was back! And his reward was to be stuck

in Little Whinging for four solid weeks, completely cut off from the magical world, reduced to

squatting among dying begonias so that he could hear about water-skiing budgerigars! How

could Dumbledore have forgotten him so easily? Why had Ron and Hermione got together

without inviting him along, too? How much longer was he supposed to endure Sirius telling him

to sit tight and be a good boy; or resist the temptation to write to the stupid Daily Prophet and

point out that Voldemort had returned? These furious thoughts whirled around in Harry’s head,

and his insides writhed with anger as a sultry, velvety night fell around him, the air full of the

smell of warm, dry grass, and the only sound that of the low grumble of traffic on the road

beyond the park railings.

He did not know how long he had sat on the swing before the sound of voices interrupted his

musings and he looked up. The streetlamps from the surrounding roads were casting a misty

glow strong enough to silhouette a group of people making their way across the park. One of

them was singing a loud, crude song. The others were laughing. A soft ticking noise came from

several expensive racing bikes that they were wheeling along.

Harry knew who those people were. The figure in front was unmistakeably his cousin, Dudley

Dursley, wending his way home, accompanied by his faithful gang.

Dudley was as vast as ever, but a year’s hard dieting and the discovery of a new talent had

wrought quite a change in his physique. As Uncle Vernon delightedly told anyone who would

listen, Dudley had recently become the Junior Heavyweight Inter-School Boxing Champion of

the Southeast. ‘The noble sport’, as Uncle Vernon called it, had made Dudley even more

formidable than he had seemed to Harry in their primary school days when he had served as

Dudley’s first punching bag. Harry was not remotely afraid of his cousin any more but he still didn’t think that Dudley learning to punch harder and more accurately was cause for celebration.

Neighborhood children all around were terrified of him - even more terrified than they were of

‘that Potter boy’ who, they had been warned, was a hardened hooligan and attended St. Brutus’s

Secure Center for Incurably Criminal Boys.

Harry watched the dark figures crossing the grass and wondered who they had been beating up

tonight. Look round, Harry found himself thinking as he watched them. Come on... look

round... I’m sitting here all alone... come and have a go...

If Dudley’s friends saw him sitting here, they would be sure to make a beeline for him and what

would Dudley do then? He wouldn’t want to lose face in front of the gang, but he’d be terrified

of provoking Harry... it would be really fun to watch Dudley’s dilemma, to taunt him, watch

him, with him powerless to respond... and if any of the others tried hitting Harry, he was ready -

he had his wand. Let them try... he’d love to vent some of his frustration on the boys who had

once made his life hell.

But they didn’t turn around, they didn’t see him, they were almost at the railings. Harry mastered

the impulse to call after them... seeking a fight was not a smart move... he must not use magic...

he would be risking expulsion again.

The voices of Dudley’s gang died away; they were out of sight, heading along Magnolia Road.

There you go, Sirius, Harry thought dully. Nothing rash. Kept my nose clean. Exactly the

opposite of what you’d have done.

He got to his feet and stretched. Aunt Petunia and Uncle Vernon seemed to feel that whenever

Dudley turned up was the right time to be home, and any time after that was much too late.

Uncle Vernon had threatened to lock Harry in the shed if he came home after Dudley ever again,

so, stifling a yawn, and still scowling, Harry set off towards the park gate.

Magnolia Road, like Privet Drive, was full of large, square houses with perfectly manicured

lawns, all owned by large, square owners who drove very clean cars similar to Uncle Vernon’s.

Harry preferred Little Whinging by night, when the curtained windows made patches of jewel bright color in the darkness and he ran no danger of hearing disapproving mutters about his ‘delinquent’ appearance when he passed the householders. He walked quickly, so that halfway along Magnolia Road Dudley’s gang came into view again; they were saying their farewells at the entrance to Magnolia Crescent. Harry stepped into the shadow of a large lilac tree and waited.

"... squealed like a pig, didn’t he?" Malcolm was saying, to guffaws from the others.

"Nice right hook, Big D," said Piers.

"Same time tomorrow?" said Dudley.

"Round at my place, my parents will be out," said Gordon.

"See you then," said Dudley.

"Bye, Dud!"

"See ya, Big D!"

Harry waited for the rest of the gang to move on before setting off again. When their voices had

faded once more he headed around the corner into Magnolia Crescent and by walking very

quickly he soon came within hailing distance of Dudley, who was strolling along at his ease,

humming tunelessly.

"Hey, Big D!"

Dudley turned.

"Oh," he grunted. "It’s you."

"How long have you been ‘Big D’ then?" said Harry.

"Shut it," snarled Dudley, turning away.

"Cool name," said Harry, grinning and falling into step beside his cousin. "But you’ll always be

‘Ickle Diddykins’ to me."

"I said, SHUT IT!" said Dudley, whose ham-like hands had curled into fists.

"Don’t the boys know that’s what your mum calls you?"

"Shut your face."

"You don’t tell her to shut her face. What about ‘Popkin’ and ‘Dinky Diddydums’, can I use

them then?"

Dudley said nothing. The effort of keeping himself from hitting Harry seemed to demand all his


"So who’ve you been beating up tonight?" Harry asked, his grin fading. "Another ten-year-old? I

know you did Mark Evans two nights ago -"

"He was asking for it," snarled Dudley.

"Oh yeah?"

"He cheeked me."

"Yeah? Did he say you look like a pig that’s been taught to walk on its hind legs? Cause that’s

not cheek, Dud, that’s true."

A muscle was twitching in Dudley’s jaw. It gave Harry enormous satisfaction to know how

furious he was making Dudley; he felt as though he was siphoning off his own frustration into

his cousin, the only outlet he had.

They turned right down the narrow alleyway where Harry had first seen Sirius and which formed

a short cut between Magnolia Crescent and Wisteria Walk. It was empty and much darker than

the streets it linked because there were no streetlamps. Their footsteps were muffled between

garage walls on one side and a high fence on the other.

"Think you’re a big man carrying that thing, don’t you?" Dudley said after a few seconds.

"What thing?"

"That - that thing you are hiding."

Harry grinned again.

"Not as stupid as you look, are you, Dud? But I s’pose, if you were, you wouldn’t be able to walk and talk at the same time."

Harry pulled out his wand. He saw Dudley look sideways at it.

"You’re not allowed," Dudley said at once. "I know you’re not. You’d get expelled from that

freak school you go to."

"How d’you know they haven’t changed the rules, Big D?"

"They haven’t," said Dudley, though he didn’t sound completely convinced.

Harry laughed softly.

"You haven’t got the guts to take me on without that thing, have you?" Dudley snarled.

"Whereas you just need four mates behind you before you can beat up a ten year old. You know

that boxing title you keep banging on about? How old was your opponent? Seven? Eight?"

"He was sixteen, for your information," snarled Dudley, "and he was out cold for twenty minutes

after I’d finished with him and he was twice as heavy as you. You just wait till I tell Dad you had

that thing out -"

"Running to Daddy now, are you? Is his ickle boxing champ frightened of nasty Harry’s wand?"

"Not this brave at night, are you?" sneered Dudley.

"This is night, Diddykins. That’s what we call it when it goes all dark like this."

"I mean when you’re in bed!" Dudley snarled.

He had stopped walking. Harry stopped too, staring at his cousin.

From the little he could see of Dudley’s large face, he was wearing a strangely triumphant look.

"What d’you mean, I’m not brave when I’m in bed?" s aid Harry, completely nonplussed. "What

am I supposed to be frightened of, pillows or something?"

"I heard you last night," said Dudley breathlessly. "Talking in your sleep. Moaning."

"What d’you mean?" Harry said again, but there was a cold, plunging sensation in his stomach.

He had revisited the graveyard last night in his dreams.

Dudley gave a harsh bark of laughter, then adopted a high-pitched whimpering voice.

"‘Don’t kill Cedric! Don’t kill Cedric!’ Who’s Cedric - your boyfriend?"

"I - you’re lying," said Harry automatically. But his mouth had gone dry. He knew Dudley wasn’t lying - how else would he know about Cedric?

"Dad! Help me, Dad! He’s going to kill me, Dad! Boo hoo!"

"Shut up," said Harry quietly. "Shut up, Dudley, I’m warning you!"

"Come and help me, Dad! Mum, come and help me! He’s killed Cedric! Dad, help me! He’s

going to - don’t you point that thing at me!"

Dudley backed into the alley wall. Harry was pointing the wand directly at Dudley’s heart. Harry

could feel fourteen years’ hatred of Dudley pounding in his veins - what wouldn’t he give to

strike now, to jinx Dudley so thoroughly he’d have to crawl home like an insect, struck dumb,

sprouting feelers...

"Don’t ever talk about that again," Harry snarled. "D’you understand me?"

"Point that thing somewhere else!"

"I said, do you understand me?"

"Point it somewhere else!"



Dudley gave an odd, shuddering gasp, as though he had been doused in icy water.

Something had happened to the night. The star-strewn indigo sky was suddenly pitch black and

lightless - the stars, the moon, the misty streetlamps at either end of the alley had vanished. The

distant rumble of cars and the whisper of trees had gone. The balmy evening was suddenly

piercingly, bitingly cold. They were surrounded by total, impenetrable, silent darkness, as though

some giant hand had dropped a thick, icy mantle over the entire alleyway, blinding them.

For a split second Harry thought he had done magic without meaning to, despite the fact that

he’d been resisting as hard as he could - then his reason caught up with his senses - he didn’t

have the power to turn off the stars. He turned his head this way and that, trying to see

something, but the darkness pressed on his eyes like a weightless veil.

Dudley’s terrified voice broke in Harry’s ear.

"W-what are you d-doing? St-stop it!"

"I’m not doing anything! Shut up and don’t move!"

"I c-can’t see! I’ve g-gone blind! I -"

"I said shut up!"

Harry stood stock still, turning his sightless eyes left and right. The cold was so intense he was

shivering all over; goose bumps had erupted up his arms and the hairs on the back of his neck

were standing up - he opened his eyes to their fullest extent, staring blankly around, unseeing.

It was impossible... they couldn’t be here... not in Little Whinging... he strained his ears... he

would hear them before he saw them...

"I’ll t-tell Dad!" Dudley whimpered. "W-where are you? What are you d-do--?"

"Will you shut up?" Harry hissed, "I’m trying to lis --"

But he fell silent. He had heard just the thing he had been dreading.

There was something in the alleyway apart from themselves, something that was drawing long,

hoarse, rattling breaths. Harry felt a horrible jolt of dread as he stood trembling in the freezing


"C-cut it out! Stop doing it! I’ll h-hit you, I swear I will!"

"Dudley, shut--"


A fist made contact with the side of Harry’s head, lifting him off his feet. Small white lights

popped in front of his eyes. For the second time in an hour Harry felt as though his head had

been cleaved in two; next moment, he had landed hard on the ground and his wand had flown out

of his hand.

"You moron, Dudley!" Harry yelled, his eyes watering with pain as he scrambled to his hands

and knees, feeling around frantically in the blackness. He heard Dudley blundering away, hitting

the alley fence, stumbling.


There was a horrible squealing yell and Dudley’s footsteps stopped. At the same moment, Harry

felt a creeping chill behind him that could mean only one thing. There was more than one.


SHUT! Wand!" Harry muttered frantically, his hands flying over the ground like spiders.

"Where’s - wand -come on -lumos!"

He said the spell automatically, desperate for light to help him in his search - and to his

disbelieving relief, light flared inches from his right hand - the wand tip had ignited. Harry

snatched it up, scrambled to his feet and turned around.

His stomach turned over.

A towering, hooded figure was gliding smoothly towards him, hovering over the ground, no feet

or face visible beneath its robes, sucking on the night as it came.

Stumbling backwards, Harry raised his wand.

"Expecto patronum!"

A silvery wisp of vapour shot from the tip of the wand and the Dementor slowed, but the spell

hadn’t worked properly; tripping over his own feet, Harry retreated further as the Dementor bore

down upon him, panic fogging his brain -concentrate -

A pair of grey, slimy, scabbed hands slid from inside the Dementor’s robes, reaching for him. A

rushing noise filled Harry’s ears.

"Expecto patronum!"

His voice sounded dim and distant. Another wisp of silver smoke, feebler than the last, drifted

from the wand - he couldn’t do it any more, he couldn’t work the spell.

There was laughter inside his own head, shrill, high-pitched laughter... he could smell the

Dementor’s putrid, death-cold breath filling his own lungs, drowning him - think... something


But there was no happiness in him... the Dementor’s icy fingers were closing on his throat - the

high-pitched laughter was growing louder and louder, and a voice spoke inside his head: "Bow

to death, Harry... it might even be painless... I would no t know... I have never died..."

He was never going to see Ron and Hermione again -

And their faces burst clearly into his mind as he fought for breath.


An enormous silver stag erupted from the tip of Harry’s wand; its antlers caught the Dementor in

the place where the heart should have been; it was thrown backwards, weightless as darkness,

and as the stag charged, the Dementor swooped away, bat-like and defeated.

"THIS WAY!" Harry shouted at the stag. Wheeling around, he sprinted down the alleyway,

holding the lit wand aloft. "DUDLEY? DUDLEY!"

He had run barely a dozen steps when he reached them: Dudley was curled up on the ground, his

arms clamped over his face. A second Dementor was crouching low over him, gripping his

wrists in its slimy hands, prizing them slowly almost lovingly apart, lowering its hooded head

towards Dudley’s face as though about to kiss him.

"GET IT!" Harry bellowed, and with a rushing, roaring sound, the silver stag he had conjured

came galloping past him. The Dementor’s eyeless face was barely an inch from Dudley’s when

the silver antlers caught it; the thing was thrown up into the air and, like its fellow, it soared

away and was absorbed into the darkness; the stag cantered to the end of the alleyway and

dissolved into silver mist.

Moon, stars and streetlamps burst back into life. A warm breeze swept the alleyway. Trees

rustled in neighboring gardens and the mundane rumble of cars in Magnolia Crescent filled the

air again.

Harry stood quite still, all his senses vibrating, taking in the abrupt return to normality. After a

moment, he became aware that his T-shirt was sticking to him; he was drenched in sweat.

He could not believe what had just happened. Dementors here, in Little Whinging.

Dudley lay curled up on the ground, whimpering and shaking. Harry bent down to see whether

he was in a fit state to stand up, but then he heard loud, running footsteps behind him.

Instinctively raising his wand again, he span on his heel to face the newcomer.

Mrs. Figg, their batty old neighbor, came panting into sight. Her grizzled grey hair was escaping from its hairnet, a clanking string shopping bag was swinging from her wrist and her feet were halfway out of her tartan carpet slippers. Harry made to stow his wand hurriedly out of sight, but-

"Don’t put it away idiot boy!" she shrieked. "What if there are more of them around? Oh, I’m

going to kill Mundungus Fletcher!"


A Peck of Owls

"He left!" said Mrs. Figg, wringing her hands. "Left to see someone about a batch of cauldrons

that fell off the back of a broom! I told him I’d flay him alive if he went, and now look!

Dementors! It’s just lucky I put Mr. Tibbies on the case! But we haven’t got time to stand

around! Hurry, now, we’ve got to get you back! Oh, the trouble this is going to cause! I will kill


"But -" The revelation that his batty old cat-obsessed neighbor knew what Dementors were was

almost as big a shock to Harry as meeting two of them down the alleyway. "You’re - you’re a


"I’m a Squib, as Mundungus knows full well, so how on earth was I supposed to help you fight

off Dementors? He left you completely without cover when I’d warned him -"

"This Mundungus has been following me? Hang on - it was him! He Disapparated from the front

of my house!"

"Yes, yes, yes, but luckily I’d stationed Mr. Tibbies under a car just in case, and Mr. Tibbies

came and warned me, but by the time I got to your house you’d gone - and now - oh, what’s

Dumbledore going to say? You!" she shrieked at Dudley, still supine on the alley floor. "Get your fat bottom off the ground, quick!"

"You know Dumbledore?" said Harry, staring at her.

"Of course I know Dumbledore, who doesn’t know Dumbledore? But come on - I’ll be no help if

they come back, I’ve never so much as transfigured a teabag."

She stooped down, seized one of Dudley’s massive arms in her wizened hands and tugged.

"Get up, you useless lump, get up!"

But Dudley either could not or would not move. He remained on the ground, trembling and

ashen-faced, his mouth shut very tight.

"I’ll do it." Harry took hold of Dudley’s arm and h heaved. With an enormous effort he managed to hoist him to his feet. Dudley seemed to be on the point of fainting. His small eyes were rolling in their sockets and sweat was beading his face; the moment Harry let go of him he swayed


"Hurry up!" said Mrs. Figg hysterically.

Harry pulled one of Dudley’s massive arms around his own shoulders and dragged him towards

the road, sagging slightly under the weight. Mrs. Figg tottered along in front of them, peering

anxiously around the corner.

"Keep your wand out," she told Harry, as they entered Wisteria Walk. "Never mind the Statute of Secrecy now, there’s going to be hell to pay anyway, we might as well be hanged for a dragon as an egg. Talk about the Reasonable Restriction of Underage Sorcery... this was exactly what

Dumbledore was afraid of - What’s that at the end of the street? Oh, it’s just Mr. Prentice...

don’t put your wand away, boy, don’t I keep telling you I’m no use?"

It was not easy to hold a wand steady and haul Dudley along at the same time. Harry gave his

cousin an impatient dig in the ribs, but Dudley seemed to have lost all desire for independent

movement. He was slumped on Harry’s shoulder, his large feet dragging along the ground.

"Why didn’t you tell me you’re a Squib, Mrs. Figg?" asked Harry, panting with the effort to keep

walking. "All those times I came round your house - why didn’t you say anything?"

"Dumbledore’s orders. I was to keep an eye on you but not say anything, you were too young.

I’m sorry I gave you such a miserable time, Harry, but the Dursleys would never have let you

come if they’d thought you enjoyed it. It wasn’t easy, you know... but oh my word," she said

tragically, wringing her hands once more, "when Dumbledore hears about this - how could

Mundungus have left, he was supposed to be on duty until midnight - where is he? How am I

going to tell Dumbledore what’s happened? I can’t Apparate."

"I’ve got an owl, you can borrow her." Harry groaned, wondering whether his spine was going to

snap under Dudleys weight.

"Harry, you don’t understand! Dumbledore will need to act as quickly as possible, the Ministry

have their own ways of detecting underage magic, they’ll know already, you mark my words."

"But I was getting rid of Dementors, I had to use magic - they’re going to be more worried about

what Dementors were doing floating around Wisteria Walk, surely?"

"Oh, my dear, I wish it were so, but I’m afraid - MUNDUNGUS FLETCHER, I AM GOING TO


There was a loud crack and a strong smell of drink mingled with stale tobacco filled the air as a

squat, unshaven man in a tattered overcoat materialized right in front of them. He had short,

bandy legs, long straggly ginger hair and bloodshot, baggy eyes that gave him the doleful look of

a basset hound. He was also clutching a silvery bundle that Harry recognized at once as an

Invisibility Cloak.

"S’up, Figgy?" he said, staring from Mrs. Figg to Harry and Dudley. "What ‘appened to staying


"I’ll give you undercover!" cried Mrs. Figg. "Dementors, you useless, skiving sneak thief!"

"Dementors?" repeated Mundungus, aghast. "Dementors, ‘ere?"

"Yes, here, you worthless pile of bat droppings, here!" shrieked Mrs. Figg. "Dementors attacking

the boy on your watch!"

"Blimey," said Mundungus weakly, looking from Mrs. Figg to Harry, and back again. "Blimey, I


"And you off buying stolen cauldrons! Didn’t I tell you not to go? Didn’t I!"

"I - well, I -" Mundungus looked deeply uncomfortable. "It -- it was a very good business

opportunity, see -"

Mrs. Figg raised the arm from which her string bag dangled and whacked Mundungus around the

face and neck with it; judging by the clanking noise it made it was full of cat food.

"Ouch - gerroff - gerroff, you mad old bat! Someone’s gotta tell Dumbledore!"

"Yes - they - have!" yelled Mrs. Figg, swinging the bag of cat food at every bit of Mundungus

she could reach. "And - it - had - better - be - you - and - you - can - tell - him - why - you -

weren’t - there - to - help!"

"Keep your ‘airnet on!" said Mundungus, his arms over his head, cowering. "I’m going, I’m


And with another loud crack, he vanished.

"I hope Dumbledore murders him!" said Mrs. Figg furiously. "Now come on, Harry, what are

you waiting for?"

Harry decided not to waste his remaining breath on pointing out that he could barely walk under

Dudley’s bulk. He gave the semi-conscious Dudley a heave and staggered onwards.

"I’ll take you to the door," said Mrs. Figg, as they turned into Privet Drive. "Just in case there are

more of them around... oh my word, what a catastrophe... and you had to fight them off

yourself... and Dumbledore said we were to keep you from doing magic at all costs... well, it’s

no good crying over spilt potion, I suppose... but the cat’s among the pixies now."

"So," Harry panted, "Dumbledore’s... been having... me followed?"

"Of course he has," said Mrs. Figg impatiently. "Did you expect him to let you wander around on your own after what happened in June? Good Lord, boy, they told me you were intelligent...

right... get inside and stay there," she said, as they reached number four. "I expect someone will

be in touch with you soon enough."

"What are you going to do?" asked Harry quickly.

"I’m going straight home," said Mrs. Figg, staring around the dark street and shuddering. "I’ll

need to wait for more instructions. Just stay in the house. Goodnight."

"Hang on, don’t go yet! I want to know -"

But Mrs. Figg had already set off at a trot, carpet slippers flopping, string bag clanking.

"Wait!" Harry shouted after her. He had a million questions to ask anyone who was in contact

with Dumbledore; but within seconds Mrs. Figg was swallowed by the darkness. Scowling,

Harry readjusted Dudley on his shoulder and made his slow, painful way up number four’s

garden path.

The hall light was on. Harry stuck his wand back inside the waistband of his jeans, rang the bell

and watched Aunt Petunia’s outline grow larger and larger, oddly distorted by the rippling glass

in the front door.

"Diddy! About time too, I was getting quite - quite -Diddy, what’s the matter!"

Harry looked sideways at Dudley and ducked out from under his arm just in time. Dudley

swayed on the spot for a moment, his face pale green... then he opened his mouth and vomited

all over the doormat.

"DIDDY! Diddy, what’s the matter with you? Vernon? VERNON!"

Harry’s uncle came galumphing out of the living room, walrus moustache blowing hither and

thither as it always did when he was agitated. He hurried forwards to help Aunt Petunia negotiate

a weak-kneed Dudley over the threshold while avoiding stepping in the pool of sick.

"He’s ill, Vernon!"

"What is it, son? What’s happened? Did Mrs. Polkiss give you something foreign for tea?"

"Why are you all covered in dirt, darling? Have you been lying on the ground?"

"Hang on - you haven’t been mugged, have you, son?"

Aunt Petunia screamed.

"Phone the police, Vernon! Phone the police! Diddy, darling, speak to Mummy! What did they

do to you?"

In all the kerfuffle nobody seemed to have noticed Harry, which suited him perfectly. He

managed to slip inside just before Uncle Vernon slammed the door and, while the Dursleys made

their noisy progress down the hall towards the kitchen, Harry moved carefully and quietly

towards the stairs.

"Who did it, son? Give us names. We’ll get them, don’t worry."

"Shh! He’s trying to say something, Vernon! What is it, Diddy? Tell Mummy!"

Harry’s foot was on the bottom-most stair when Dudley found his voice.


Harry froze, foot on the stair, face screwed up, braced for the explosion.


With a feeling of mingled dread and anger, Harry removed his foot slowly from the stair and

turned to follow the Dursleys.

The scrupulously clean kitchen had an oddly unreal glitter after the darkness outside. Aunt

Petunia was ushering Dudley into a chair; he was still very green and clammy-looking. Uncle

Vernon standing in front of the draining board, glaring at Harry through tiny, narrowed eyes.

"What have you done to my son?" he said in a menacing growl.

"Nothing," said Harry, knowing perfectly well that Uncle Vernon wouldn’t believe him.

"What did he do to you, Diddy?" Aunt Petunia said in a quavering voice, now sponging sick from the front of Dudley’s leather jacket. "Was it - was it you-know-what, darling? Did he use - his thing?"

Slowly, tremulously, Dudley nodded.

"I didn’t!" Harry said sharply, as Aunt Petunia let out a wail and Uncle Vernon raised his fists. "I didn’t do anything to him, it wasn’t me, it was -"

But at that precise moment a screech owl swooped in through the kitchen window. Narrowly

missing the top of Uncle Vernon’s head, it soared across the kitchen, dropped the large

parchment envelope it was carrying in its beak at Harry’s feet, turned gracefully, the tips of its

wings just brushing the top of the fridge, then zoomed outside again and off across the garden.

"OWLS!" bellowed Uncle Vernon, the well-worn vein in his temple pulsing angrily as he

slammed the kitchen window shut. "OWLS AGAIN! I WILL NOT HAVE ANY MORE OWLS


But Harry was already ripping open the envelope and pulling out the letter inside, his heart

pounding somewhere in the region of his Adam’s apple.

Dear Mr. Potter,

We have received intelligence that you performed the Patronus Charm at twenty-three minutes

past nine this evening in a Muggle-inhabited area and in the presence of a Muggle.

The severity of this breach of the Decree for the Reasonable Restriction of Underage Sorcery has

resulted in your expulsion from Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry. Ministry

representatives will be calling at your place of residence shortly to destroy your wand.

As you have already received an official warning for a previous offence under Section 13 of the

International Confederation of Warlocks’ Statute of Secrecy, we regret to inform you that your

presence is required at a disciplinary hearing at the Ministry of Magic at 9 a.m. on the twelfth of


Hoping you are well,

Yours sincerely,

Mafalda Hopkirk

Improper Use of Magic Office

Ministry of Magic

Harry read the letter through twice. He was only vaguely aware of Uncle Vernon and Aunt

Petunia talking. Inside his head, all was icy and numb. One fact had penetrated his consciousness

like a paralyzing dart. He was expelled from Hogwarts. It was all over. He was never going back.

He looked up at the Dursleys. Uncle Vernon was purple-faced, shouting, his fists still raised;

Aunt Petunia had her arms around Dudley, who was retching again.

Harry’s temporarily stupefied brain seemed to reawaken. Ministry representatives will be calling

at your place of residence shortly to destroy your wand. There was only one thing for it. He

would have to run - now. Where he was going to go, Harry didn’t know, but he was certain of

one thing: at Hogwarts or outside it, he needed his wand. In an almost dream like state, he pulled

his wand out and turned to leave the kitchen.

"Where d’you think you’re going?" yelled Uncle Vernon. When Harry didn’t reply, he pounded

across the kitchen to block the doorway into the hall. "I haven’t finished with you, boy!"

"Get out of the way," said Harry quietly.

"You’re going to stay here and explain how my son-"

"If you don’t get out of the way I’m going to jinx you," said Harry, raising the wand.

"You can’t pull that one on me!" snarled Uncle Vernon. "I know you’re not allowed to use it

outside that madhouse you call a school!"

"The madhouse has chucked me out," said Harry. "So I can do whatever I like. You’ve got three

seconds. One - two -"

A resounding CRACK filled the kitchen. Aunt Petunia screamed, ‘Hide!’ Uncle Vernon yelled

and ducked, but for the third time that night Harry was searching for the source of a disturbance

he had not made. He spotted it at once: a dazed and ruffled-looking barn owl was sitting outside

on the kitchen sill, having just collided with the closed window.

Ignoring Uncle Vernon’s anguished yell of ‘OWLS!’ Harry crossed the room at a run and

wrenched the window open. The owl stuck out its leg, to which a small roll of parchment was

tied, shook its leathers, and took off the moment Harry had taken the letter. Hands shaking,

Harry unfurled the second message, which was written very hastily and blotchily in black ink.

Harry --

Dumbledore’s just arrived at the Ministry and he’s trying to sort it all out. DO NOT LEAVE



Arthur Weasley

Dumbledore was trying to sort it all out... what did that mean? How much power did

Dumbledore have to override the Ministry of Magic? Was there a chance that he might be

allowed back to Hogwarts, then? A small shoot of hope burgeoned in Harry’s chest, almost

immediately strangled by panic - how was he supposed to refuse to surrender his wand without

doing magic? He’d have to duel with the Ministry representatives, and if he did that, he’d be

lucky to escape Azkaban, let alone expulsion.

His mind was racing... he could run for it and risk being captured by the Ministry, or stay put

and wait for them to find him here. He was much more tempted by the former course, but he

knew Mr. Weasley had his best interests at heart... and after all, Dumbledore had sorted out

much worse than this before.

"Right," Harry said, "I’ve changed my mind, I’m staying." He flung himself down at the kitchen

table and faced Dudley and Aunt Petunia. The Dursleys appeared taken aback at his abrupt

change of mind. Aunt Petunia glanced despairingly at Uncle Vernon. The vein in his purple

temple was throbbing worse than ever.

"Who are all these ruddy owls from?" he growled.

"The first one was from the Ministry of Magic, expelling me," said Harry calmly. He was

straining his ears to catch any noises outside, in case the Ministry representatives were

approaching, and it was easier and quieter to answer Uncle Vernon’s questions than to have him

start raging and bellowing. "The second one was from my friend Ron’s dad, who works at the


"Ministry of Magic?" bellowed Uncle Vernon. "People like you in government! Oh, this explains everything, everything, no wonder the country’s going to the dogs."

When Harry did not respond, Uncle Vernon glared at him, then spat out, "And why have you

been expelled?"

"Because I did magic."

"AHA!" roared Uncle Vernon, slamming his fist down on top of the fridge, which sprang open;

several of Dudley’s low-fat snacks toppled out and burst on the floor. "So you admit it! What did

you do to Dudley?"

"Nothing," said Harry, slightly less calmly. "That wasn’t me -"

"Was," muttered Dudley unexpectedly, and Uncle Vernon and Aunt Petunia instantly made

flapping gestures at Harry to quieten him while they both bent low over Dudley.

"Go on, son," said Uncle Vernon, "what did he do?"

"Tell us, darling," whispered Aunt Petunia.

"Pointed his wand at me," Dudley mumbled.

"Yeah, I did, but I didn’t use -" Harry began angrily, but -

"SHUT UP!" roared Uncle Vernon and Aunt Petunia in unison.

"Go on, son," repeated Uncle Vernon, moustache blowing about furiously.

"All went dark," Dudley said hoarsely, shuddering. "Everything dark. And then I h-heard...

things. Inside m-my head."

Uncle Vernon and Aunt Petunia exchanged looks of utter horror. If their least favorite thing in

the world was magic - closely followed by neighbors who cheated more than they did on the

hosepipe ban - people who heard voices were definitely in the bottom ten. They obviously

thought Dudley was losing his mind.

"What sort of things did you hear, Popkin?" breathed Aunt Petunia, very white-faced and with

tears in her eyes.

But Dudley seemed incapable of saying. He shuddered again and shook his large blond head, and

despite the sense of numb dread that had settled on Harry since the arrival of the first owl, he felt

a certain curiosity. Dementors caused a person to relive the worst moments of their life. What

would spoiled, pampered, bullying Dudley have been forced to hear?

"How come you fell over, son?" said Uncle Vernon, in an unnaturally quiet voice, the kind of

voice he might adopt at the bedside of a very ill person.

"T-tripped," said Dudley shakily. "And then -"

He gestured at his massive chest. Harry understood. Dudley was remembering the clammy cold

that filled the lungs as hope and happiness were sucked out of you.

"Horrible," croaked Dudley. "Cold. Really cold."

"Okay," said Uncle Vernon, in a voice of forced calm, while Aunt Petunia laid an anxious hand on Dudley’s forehead to feel his temperature. "What happened then, Dudders?"

"Felt... felt... felt... as if... as if..."

"As if you’d never be happy again," Harry supplied dully.

"Yes," Dudley whispered, still trembling.

"So!" said Uncle Vernon, voice restored to full and considerable volume as he straightened up.

"You put some crackpot spell on my son so he’d hear voices and believe he was - was doomed to

misery, or something, did you?"

"How many times do I have to tell you?" said Harry, temper and voice both rising. "It wasn’t me! It was a couple of Dementors!"

"A couple of - what’s this codswallop?"

"De - men - tors," said Harry slowly and clearly. "Two of them."

"And what the ruddy hell are Dementors?"

"They guard the wizard prison, Azkaban," said Aunt Petunia.

Two seconds of ringing silence followed these words before Aunt Petunia clapped her hand over

her mouth as though she had let slip a disgusting swear word. Uncle Vernon was goggling at her.

Harry’s brain reeled. Mrs. Figg was one thing - but Aunt Petunia?

"How d’you know that?" he asked her, astonished.

Aunt Petunia looked quite appalled with herself. She glanced at Uncle Vernon in fearful apology,

then lowered her hand slightly to reveal her horsy teeth.

"I heard - that awful boy - telling her about them - years ago," she said jerkily.

"If you mean my mum and dad, why don’t you use their names?" said Harry loudly, but Aunt

Petunia ignored him. She seemed horribly flustered.

Harry was stunned. Except for one outburst years ago, in the course of which Aunt Petunia had

screamed that Harry’s mother had been a freak, he had never heard her mention her sister. He

was astounded that she had remembered this scrap of information about the magical world for so

long, when she usually put all her energies into pretending it didn’t exist.

Uncle Vernon opened his mouth, closed it again, opened it once more, shut it, then, apparently

struggling to remember how to talk, opened it for a third time and croaked, "So - so - they - er -

they - er - they actually exist, do they - er - Dementy-whatsits?"

Aunt Petunia nodded.

Uncle Vernon looked from Aunt Petunia to Dudley to Harry as if hoping somebody was going to

shout ‘April Fool!’ When nobody did, he opened his mouth yet again, but was spared the

struggle to find more words by the arrival of the third owl of the evening. It zoomed through the

still-open window like a feathery cannon-ball and landed with a clatter on the kitchen table,

causing all three of the Dursleys to jump with fright. Harry tore a second official-looking

envelope from the owls beak and ripped it open as the owl swooped back out into the night.

"Enough - effing - owls," muttered Uncle Vernon distractedly, stomping over to the window and

slamming it shut again.

Dear Mr. Potter,

Further to our letter of approximately twenty-two minutes ago, the Ministry of Magic has revised

its decision to destroy your wand forthwith. You may retain your wand until your disciplinary

hearing on the twelfth of August, at which time an official decision will be taken.

Following discussions with the Headmaster of Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry, the

Ministry has agreed that the question of your expulsion will also be decided at that time. You

should therefore consider yourself suspended from school pending further enquiries.

With best wishes,

Yours sincerely,

Mafalda Hopkirk

Improper Use of Magic Office

Ministry of Magic

Harry read this letter through three times in quick succession. The miserable knot in his chest

loosened slightly with the relief of Knowing he was not yet definitely expelled, though his fears

were by no means banished. Everything seemed to hang on this hearing on the twelfth of August.

"Well?" said Uncle Vernon, recalling Harry to his surroundings. "What now? Have they

sentenced you to anything? Do your lot have the death penalty?" he added as a hopeful


"I’ve got to go to a hearing," said Harry.

"And they’ll sentence you there?"

"I suppose so."

"I won’t give up hope, then," said Uncle Vernon nastily.

"Well, if that’s all," said Harry, getting to his feet. He was desperate to be alone, to think, perhaps to send a letter to Ron, Hermione or Sirius.

"NO, IT RUDDY WELL IS NOT ALL!" bellowed Uncle Vernon. "SIT BACK DOWN!"

"What now?" said Harry impatiently.

"DUDLEY!" roared Uncle Vernon. "I want to know exactly what happened to my son!"

"FINE!" yelled Harry, and in his temper, red and gold sparks shot out of the end of his wand, still clutched in his hand. All three Dursleys flinched, looking terrified.

"Dudley and I were in the alleyway between Magnolia Crescent and Wisteria Walk," said Harry,

speaking fast, fighting to control his temper. "Dudley thought he’d be smart with me, I pulled out

my wand but didn’t use it. Then two Dementors turned up --"

"But what ARE Dementoids?" asked Uncle Vernon furiously. "What do they DO?"

"I told you - they suck all the happiness out of you," said Harry, "and if they get the chance, they

kiss you -

"Kiss you?" said Uncle Vernon, his eyes popping slightly. "Kiss you?"

"It’s what they call it when they suck the soul out of your mouth."

Aunt Petunia uttered a soft scream.

"His soul? They didn’t take - he’s still got his -"

She seized Dudley by the shoulders and shook him, as though testing to see whether she could

hear his soul rattling around inside him.

"Of course they didn’t get his soul, you’d know if they had," said Harry, exasperated.

"Fought ‘em off, did you, son?" said Uncle Vernon loudly, with the appearance of a man

struggling to bring the conversation back on to a plane he understood. "Gave ‘em the old one-two, did you?"

"You can’t give a Dementor the old one-two," said Harry through clenched teeth.

"Why’s he all right, then?" blustered Uncle Vernon. "Why isn’t he all empty, then?"

"Because I used the Patronus -"

WHOOSH. With a clattering, a whirring of wings and a soft fall of dust, a fourth owl came

shooting out of the kitchen fireplace.

"FOR GOD’S SAKE!" roared Uncle Vernon, pulling great clumps of hair out of his moustache,

something he hadn’t been driven to do in a long time. "I WILL NOT HAVE OWLS HERE, I


But Harry was already pulling a roll of parchment from the owl’s leg. He was so convinced that

this letter had to be from Dumbledore, explaining everything - the Dementors, Mrs. Figg, what

the Ministry was up to, how he, Dumbledore, intended to sort everything out - that for the first

time in his life he was disappointed to see Sirius’s handwriting. Ignoring Uncle Vernon’s

on going rant about owls, and narrowing his eyes against a second cloud of dust as the most

recent owl look off back up the chimney, Harry read Sirius’s message.

Arthur’s just told us what’s happened. Don’t leave the house again, whatever you do.

Harry found this such an inadequate response to everything that had happened tonight that he

turned the piece of parchment over, looking for the rest of the letter, but there was nothing else.

And now his temper was rising again. Wasn’t anybody going to say ‘well done’ for fighting off

two Dementors single-handed? Both Mr. Weasley and Sirius were acting as though he’d

misbehaved, and were saving their tellings-off until they could ascertain how much damage had

been done.

"...A peck, I mean, pack of owls shooting in and out of my house. I won’t have it, boy, I won’t-"

"I can’t stop the owls coming," Harry snapped, crushing Sirius’s letter in his fist.

"I want the truth about what happened tonight!" bar ked Uncle Vernon. "If it was Demenders who hurt Dudley, how come you’ve been expelled? You did you-know-what, you’ve admitted it!"

Harry took a deep, steadying breath. His head was beginning to ache again. He wanted more than

anything to get out of the kitchen, and away from the Dursleys.

"I did the Patronus Charm to get rid of the Dementors," he said, forcing himself to remain calm.

"It’s the only thing that works against them."

"But what were Dementoids doing in Little Whinging?" said Uncle Vernon in an outraged tone.

"Couldn’t tell you," said Harry wearily. "No idea."

His head was pounding in the glare of the strip-lighting now. His anger was ebbing away. He felt

drained, exhausted. The Dursleys were all staring at him.

"It’s you," said Uncle Vernon forcefully. "It’s go t something to do with you, boy, I know it. Why else would they turn up here? Why else would they be down that alleyway? You’ve got to be the only - the only -" Evidently, he couldn’t bring himself to say the word ‘wizard’ "the only you know-what for miles."

"I don’t know why they were here."

But at Uncle Vernon’s words, Harry’s exhausted brain had ground back into action. Why had the

Dementors come to Little Whinging? How could it be coincidence that they had arrived in the

alleyway where Harry was? Had they been sent? Had the Ministry of Magic lost control of the

Dementors? Had they deserted Azkaban and joined Voldemort, as Dumbledore had predicted

they would?

"These Demembers guard some weirdo’s prison?" asked Uncle Vernon, lumbering along in the

wake of Harry’s train of thought.

"Yes," said Harry.

If only his head would stop hurting, if only he could just leave the kitchen and get to his dark

bedroom and think...

"Oho! They were coming to arrest you!" said Uncle Vernon, with the triumphant air of a man

reaching an unassailable conclusion. "That’s it, isn’t it, boy? You’re on the run from the law!"

"Of course I’m not," said Harry, shaking his head as though to scare off a fly, his mind racing


"Then why -?"

"He must have sent them," said Harry quietly, more to himself than to Uncle Vernon.

"What’s that? Who must have sent them?"

"Lord Voldemort," said Harry.

He registered dimly how strange it was that the Dursleys, who flinched, winced and squawked if

they heard words like ‘wizard’, ‘magic’ or ‘wand’, could hear the name of the most evil wizard

of all time without the slightest tremor.

"Lord - hang on," said Uncle Vernon, his face screwed up, a look of dawning comprehension

coming into his piggy eyes. "I’ve heard that name... that was the one who --"

"Murdered my parents, yes," Harry said dully.

"But he’s gone," said Uncle Vernon impatiently, without the slightest sign that the murder of

Harry’s parents might be a painful topic. "That giant bloke said so. He’s gone."

"He’s back," said Harry heavily.

It felt very strange to be standing here in Aunt Petunia’s surgically clean kitchen, beside the top of-the-range fridge and the wide-screen television, talking calmly of Lord Voldemort to Uncle

Vernon. The arrival of the Dementors in Little Whinging seemed to have breached the great,

invisible wall that divided the relentlessly non-magical world of Privet Drive and the world

beyond, Harry’s two lives had somehow become fused and everything had been turned upside-down; the Dursleys were asking for details about the magical world, and Mrs. Figg knew Albus Dumbledore; Dementors were soaring around Little Whinging, and he might never return to Hogwarts. Harry’s head throbbed more painfully.

"Back?" whispered Aunt Petunia.

She was looking at Harry as she had never looked at him before. And all of a sudden, for the

very first time in his life, Harry fully appreciated that Aunt Petunia was his mother’s sister. He

could not have said why this hit him so very powerfully at this moment. All he knew was that he

was not the only person in the room who had an inkling of what Lord Voldemort being back

might mean. Aunt Petunia had never in her life looked at him like that before. Her large, pale

eyes (so unlike her sister’s) were not narrowed in dislike or anger, they were wide and fearful.

The furious pretence that Aunt Petunia had maintained all Harry’s life - that there was no magic

and no world other than the world she inhabited with Uncle Vernon - seemed to have fallen


"Yes," Harry said, talking directly to Aunt Petunia now. "He came back a month ago. I saw him."

Her hands found Dudley’s massive leather-clad shoulders and clutched them.

"Hang on," said Uncle Vernon, looking from his wife to Harry and back again, apparently dazed

and confused by the unprecedented understanding that seemed to have sprung up between them.

"Hang on. This Lord Voldything’s back, you say."


"The one who murdered your parents."


"And now he’s sending Dismembers after you?"

"Looks like it," said Harry.

"I see," said Uncle Vernon, looking from his white - faced wife to Harry and hitching up his

trousers. He seemed to be swelling, his great purple face stretching before Harry’s eyes. "Well,

that settles it," he said, his shirt front straining as he inflated himself, "you can get out of this

house, boy!"

"What?" said Harry.

"You heard me - OUT!" Uncle Vernon bellowed, and even Aunt Petunia and Dudley jumped.

"OUT! OUT! I should’ve done this years ago! Owls treating the place like a rest home, puddings

exploding, half the lounge destroyed, Dudley’s tail, Marge bobbing around on the ceiling and

that flying Ford Anglia - OUT! OUT! You’ve had it! You’re history! You’re not staying here if

some loony’s after you, you’re not endangering my wife and son, you’re not bringing trouble

down on us. If you’re going the same way as your useless parents, I’ve had it! OUT!"

Harry stood rooted to the spot. The letters from the Ministry, Mr. Weasley and Sirius were all

crushed in his left hand. Don’t leave the house again, whatever you do. DO NOT LEAVE YOUR AUNT AND UNCLE’S HOUSE.

"You heard me!" said Uncle Vernon, bending forward now, his massive purple face coming so

close to Harry’s, he actually felt flecks of spit hit his face. "Get going! You were all keen to leave half an hour ago! I’m right behind you! Get out and never darken our doorstep again! Why we ever kept you in the first place, I don’t know, Marge was right, it should have been the

orphanage. We were too damn soft for our own good, thought we could squash it out of you,

thought we could turn you normal, but you’ve been rotten from the beginning and I’ve had

enough - owls!"

The fifth owl zoomed down the chimney so fast it actually hit the floor before zooming into the

air again with a loud screech. Harry raised his hand to seize the letter, which was in a scarlet

envelope, but it soared straight over his head, flying directly at Aunt Petunia, who let out a

scream and ducked, her arms over her face. The owl dropped the red envelope on her head,

turned, and flew straight back up the chimney.

Harry darted forwards to pick up the letter, but Aunt Petunia beat him to it.

"You can open it if you like," said Harry, "but I’ll hear what it says anyway. That’s a Howler."

"Let go of it, Petunia!" roared Uncle Vernon. "Don’t touch it, it could be dangerous!"

"It’s addressed to me," said Aunt Petunia in a shaking voice. "It’s addressed to me, Vernon, look! Mrs. Petunia Dursley, The Kitchen, Number Four, Privet Drive -"

She caught her breath, horrified. The red envelope had begun to smoke.

"Open it!’ Harry urged her. "Get it over with! It’ll happen anyway."


Aunt Petunia’s hand was trembling. She looked wildly around the kitchen as though looking for

an escape route, but too late -the envelope burst into flames. Aunt Petunia screamed and dropped


An awful voice filled the kitchen, echoing in the confined space, issuing from the burning letter

on the table.

Remember my last, Petunia.

Aunt Petunia looked as though she might faint. She sank into the chair beside Dudley, her face in

her hands. The remains of the envelope smouldered into ash in the silence.

"What is this?" Uncle Vernon said hoarsely. "What - I don’t -Petunia?"

Aunt Petunia said nothing. Dudley was staring stupidly at his mother, his mouth hanging open.

The silence spiraled horribly. Harry was watching his aunt, utterly bewildered, his head

throbbing fit to burst.

"Petunia, dear?" said Uncle Vernon timidly. "P-Petunia?"

She raised her head. She was still trembling. She swallowed.

"The boy - the boy will have to stay, Vernon," she said weakly.


"He stays," she said. She was not looking at Harry. She got to her feet again.

"He... but Petunia..."

"If we throw him out, the neighbors will talk," she said. She was rapidly regaining her usual

brisk, snappish manner, though she was still very pale. "They’ll ask awkward questions, they’ll

want to know where he’s gone. We’ll have to keep him."

Uncle Vernon was deflating like an old tire.

"But Petunia, dear -"

Aunt Petunia ignored him. She turned to Harry. "You’re to stay in your room," she said. "You’re

not to leave the house. Now get to bed."

Harry didn’t move.

"Who was that Howler from?"

"Don’t ask questions," Aunt Petunia snapped.

"Are you in touch with wizards?"

"I told you to get to bed!"

"What did it mean? Remember the last what?"

"Go to bed!"

"How come -?"



The Advance Guard

I’ve just been attacked by Dementors and I might be expelled from Hogwarts. I want to know

what’s going on and when I’m going to get out of here.

Harry copied these words on to three separate pieces of parchment the moment he reached the

desk in his dark bedroom. He addressed the first to Sirius, the second to Ron and the third to

Hermione. His owl, Hedwig, was off hunting; her cage stood empty on the desk. Harry paced the

bedroom waiting for her to come back, his head pounding, his brain too busy for sleep even

though his eyes stung and itched with tiredness. His back ached from hauling Dudley home, and

the two lumps on his head where the window and Dudley had hit him were throbbing painfully.

Up and down he paced, consumed with anger and frustration, grinding his teeth and clenching

his fists, casting angry looks out at the empty, star-strewn sky every time he passed the window.

Dementors sent to get him, Mrs. Figg and Mundungus Fletcher tailing him in secret, then

suspension from Hogwarts and a hearing at the Ministry of Magic - and still no one was telling

him what was going on.

And what, what, had that Howler been about? Whose voice had echoed so horribly, so

menacingly, through the kitchen?

Why was he still trapped here without information? Why was everyone treating him like some

naughty kid? Don’t do any more magic, stay in the house...

He kicked his school trunk as he passed it, but far from relieving his anger he felt worse, as he

now had a sharp pain in his toe to deal with in addition to the pain in the rest of his body.

Just as he limped past the window, Hedwig soared through it with a soft rustle of wings like a

small ghost.

"About time!" Harry snarled, as she landed lightly on top of her cage. "You can put that down,

I’ve got work for you!"

Hedwig’s large, round, amber eyes gazed at him reproachfully over the dead frog clamped in her


"Come here," said Harry, picking up the three small rolls of parchment and a leather thong and

tying the scrolls to her scaly leg. "Take these straight to Sirius, Ron and Hermione and don’t come back here without good long replies. Keep pecking them till they’ve written decent-length

answers if you’ve got to. Understand?"

Hedwig gave a muffled hooting noise, her beak still full of frog.

"Get going, then," said Harry.

She took off immediately. The moment she’d gone, Harry threw himself down on his bed

without undressing and stared at the dark ceiling. In addition to every other miserable feeling, he

now felt guilty that he’d been irritable with Hedwig; she was the only friend he had at number

four, Privet Drive. But he’d make it up to her when she came back with the answers from Sirius,

Ron and Hermione.

They were bound to write back quickly; they couldn’t possibly ignore a Dementor attack. He’d

probably wake up tomorrow to three fat letters full of sympathy and plans for his immediate

removal to The Burrow. And with that comforting idea, sleep rolled over him, stifling all further


But Hedwig didn’t return next morning. Harry spent the day in his bedroom, leaving it only to go

to the bathroom. Three times that day Aunt Petunia shoved food into his room through the cat flap Uncle Vernon had installed three summers ago. Every time Harry heard her approaching he tried to question her about the Howler, but he might as well have interrogated the doorknob for all the answers he got. Otherwise, the Dursleys kept well clear of his bedroom. Harry couldn’t see the point of forcing his company on them; another row would achieve nothing except perhaps make him so angry he’d perform more illegal magic.

So it went on for three whole days. Harry was alternately filled with restless energy that made

him unable to settle to anything, during which time he paced his bedroom, furious at the whole

lot of them for leaving him to stew in this mess; and with a lethargy so complete that he could lie

on his bed for an hour at a time, staring dazedly into space, aching with dread at the thought of

the Ministry hearing.

What if they ruled against him? What if he was expelled and his wand was snapped in half? What would he do, where would he go? He could not return to living full-time with the Dursleys, not now he knew the other world, the one to which he really belonged. Might he be able to move

into Sirius’s house, as Sirius had suggested a year ago, before he had been forced to flee from the

Ministry? Would Harry be allowed to live there alone, given that he was still underage? Or

would the matter of where he went next be decided for him? Had his breach of the International

Statute of Secrecy been severe enough to land him in a cell in Azkaban? Whenever this thought

occurred, Harry invariably slid off his bed and began pacing again.

On the fourth night after Hedwig’s departure Harry was lying in one of his apathetic phases,

staring at the ceiling, his exhausted mind quite blank, when his uncle entered his bedroom. Harry

looked slowly around at him. Uncle Vernon was wearing his best suit and an expression of

enormous smugness.

"We’re going out," he said.


"We - that is to say, your aunt, Dudley and I - are going out."

"Fine," said Harry dully, looking back at the ceiling.

"You are not to leave your bedroom while we are away."


"You are not to touch the television, the stereo, or any of our possessions."


"You are not to steal food from the fridge."


"I am going to lock your door."

"You do that."

Uncle Vernon glared at Harry, clearly suspicious of this lack of argument, then stomped out of

the room and closed the door behind him. Harry heard the key turn in the lock and Uncle

Vernon’s footsteps walking heavily down the stairs. A few minutes later he heard the slamming

of car doors, the rumble of an engine, and the unmistakable sound of the car sweeping out of the


Harry had no particular feeling about the Dursleys leaving. It made no difference to him whether

they were in the house or not. He could not even summon the energy to get up and turn on his

bedroom light. The room grew steadily darker around him as he lay listening to the night sounds

through the window he kept open all the time, waiting for the blessed moment when Hedwig

returned. The empty house creaked around him. The pipes gurgled. Harry lay there in a kind of

stupor, thinking of nothing, suspended in misery.

Then, quite distinctly, he heard a crash in the kitchen below. He sat bolt upright, listening

intently. The Dursleys couldn’t be back, it was much too soon, and in any case he hadn’t heard

their car.

There was silence for a few seconds, then voices. Burglars, he thought, sliding off the bed on to

his feet - but a split second later it occurred to him that burglars would keep their voices down,

and whoever was moving around in the kitchen was certainly not troubling to do so.

He snatched up his wand from the bedside table and stood facing his bedroom door, listening

with all his might. Next moment, he jumped as the lock gave a loud click and his door swung

open. Harry stood motionless, staring through the open doorway at the dark upstairs landing,

straining his ears for further sounds, but none came. He hesitated for a moment, then moved

swiftly and silently out of his room to the head of the stairs.

His heart shot upwards into his throat. There were people standing in the shadowy hall below,

silhouetted against the streetlight glowing through the glass door; eight or nine of them, all, as far

as he could see, looking up at him.

"Lower your wand, boy, before you take someone’s eye out," said a low, growling voice.

Harry’s heart was thumping uncontrollably. He knew that voice, but he did not lower his wand.

"Professor Moody?" he said uncertainly.

"I don’t know so much about ‘Professor’," growled the voice, "never got round to much teaching, did I? Get down here, we want to see you properly."

Harry lowered his wand slightly but did not relax his grip on it, nor did he move. He had very

good reason to be suspicious. He had recently spent nine months in what he had thought was

Mad-Eye Moody’s company only to find out that it wasn’t Moody at all, but an impostor; an

impostor, moreover, who had tried to kill Harry before being unmasked. But before he could

make a decision about what to do next, a second, slightly hoarse voice floated upstairs.

"It’s all right, Harry. We’ve come to take you away."

Harry’s heart leapt. He knew that voice, too, though he hadn’t heard it for over a year.

"P-Professor Lupin?" he said disbelievingly. "Is that you?"

"Why are we all standing in the dark?" said a third voice, this one completely unfamiliar, a

woman’s. "Lumos."

A wand-tip flared, illuminating the hall with magical light. Harry blinked. The people below

were crowded around the foot of the stairs, gazing up at him intently, some craning their heads

for a better look.

Remus Lupin stood nearest to him. Though still quite young, Lupin looked tired and rather ill; he

had more grey hairs than when Harry had last said goodbye to him and his robes were more

patched and shabbier than ever. Nevertheless, he was smiling broadly at Harry, who tried to

smile back despite his state of shock.

"Oooh, he looks just like I thought he would," said the witch who was holding her lit wand aloft.

She looked the youngest there; she had a pale heart-shaped face, dark twinkling eyes, and short

spiky hair that was a violent shade of violet. "Wotcher, Harry!"

"Yeah, I see what you mean, Remus," said a bald black wizard standing furthest back - he had a

deep, slow voice and wore a single gold hoop in his ear - "he looks exactly like James."

"Except the eyes," said a wheezy-voiced, silver-haired wizard at the back. "Lily’s eyes."

Mad-Eye Moody, who had long grizzled grey hair and a large chunk missing from his nose, was

squinting suspiciously at Harry through his mismatched eyes. One eye was small, dark and

beady, the other large, round and electric blue - the magical eye that could see through walls,

doors and the back of Moody’s own head. "Are you quite sure it’s him, Lupin?" he growled. "It’d be a nice lookout if we bring back some Death Eater impersonating him. We ought to ask him something only the real Potter would know. Unless anyone brought any Veritaserum?"

"Harry, what form does your Patronus take?" Lupin asked.

"A stag," said Harry nervously.

"That’s him, Mad-Eye," said Lupin.

Very conscious of everybody still staring at him, Harry descended the stairs, stowing his wand in

the back pocket of his jeans as he came.

"Don’t put your wand there, boy!" roared Moody. "What if it ignited? Better wizards than you

have lost buttocks, you know!"

"Who dÂ’you know who’s lost a buttock?" the violet-haired woman asked Mad-Eye interestedly.

"Never you mind, you just keep your wand out of your back pocket!" growled Mad-Eye.

"Elementary wand-safety, nobody bothers about it any more." He stumped off towards the

kitchen. "And I saw that," he added irritably, as t he woman rolled her eyes towards the ceiling.

Lupin held out his hand and shook Harry’s.

"How are you?" he asked, looking closely at Harry.


Harry could hardly believe this was real. Four weeks with nothing, not the tiniest hint of a plan to

remove him from Privet Drive, and suddenly a whole bunch of wizards was standing matter-of factly in the house as though this was a long-standing arrangement. He glanced at the people

surrounding Lupin; they were still gazing avidly at him. He felt very conscious of the fact that he

had not combed his hair for four days.

"I’m - you’re really lucky the Dursleys are out..." he mumbled.

"Lucky, ha!" said the violet-haired woman. "It was me who lured them out of the way. Sent a

letter by Muggle post telling them they’d been short-listed for the All-England Best Kept

Suburban Lawn Competition. They’re heading off to the prize-giving right now... or they think

they are."

Harry had a fleeting vision of Uncle Vernon’s face when he realized there was no All-England

Best Kept Suburban Lawn Competition.

"We are leaving, aren’t we?" he asked. "Soon?"

"Almost at once," said Lupin, "we’re just waiting for the all-clear."

"Where are we going? The Burrow?" Harry asked hopefully.

"Not The Burrow, no," said Lupin, motioning Harry towards the kitchen; the little knot of

wizards followed, all still eyeing Harry curiously. "Too risky. We’ve set up Headquarters

somewhere undetectable. It’s taken a while..."

Mad-Eye Moody was now sitting at the kitchen table swigging from a hip flask, his magical eye

spinning in all directions, taking in the Dursleys’ many labor-saving appliances.

"This is Alastor Moody, Harry" Lupin continued, pointing towards Moody.

"Yeah, I know," said Harry uncomfortably. It felt odd to be introduced to somebody he’d thought he’d known for a year.

"And this is Nymphadora -"

"Don’t call me Nymphadora, Remus," said the young witch with a shudder, "it’s Tonks."

"Nymphadora Tonks, who prefers to be known by her surname only," finished Lupin.

"So would you if your fool of a mother had called you Nymphadora," muttered Tonks.

"And this is Kingsley Shacklebolt." He indicated the tall black wizard, who bowed. "Elphias

Doge." The wheezy-voiced wizard nodded. "Dedalus Diggle -"

"We’ve met before," squeaked the excitable Diggle, dropping his violet-colored top hat.

"Emmeline Vance." A stately-looking witch in an emerald green shawl inclined her head.

"Sturgis Podmore." A square-jawed wizard with thick straw-colored hair winked. "And Hestia

Jones." A pink-cheeked, black-haired witch waved form next to the toaster.

Harry inclined his head awkwardly at each of them as they were introduced. He wished they

would look at something other than him; it was as though he had suddenly been ushered onstage.

He also wondered why so many of them were there.

"A surprising number of people volunteered to come and get you," said Lupin, as though he had

read Harry’s mind; the corners of his mouth twitched slightly.

"Yeah, well, the more the better," said Moody darkly. "We’re your guard, Potter."

"We’re just waiting for the signal to tell us it’s safe to set off," said Lupin, glancing out of the

kitchen window. "We’ve got about fifteen minutes."

"Very clean, aren’t they, these Muggles?" said the witch called Tonks, who was looking around

the kitchen with great interest. "My dad’s Muggle-born and he’s a right old slob. I suppose it

varies, just as it does with wizards?"

"Er - yeah," said Harry. "Look -" he turned back to Lupin, "what’s going on, I haven’t heard

anything from anyone, what’s Vol--?"

Several of the witches and wizards made odd hissing noises; Dedalus Diggle dropped his hat

again and Moody growled, "Shut up!"

"What?" said Harry.

"We’re not discussing anything here, it’s too risky," said Moody, turning his normal eye on

Harry. His magical eye remained focused on the ceiling. "Damn it," he added angrily, putting a

hand up to the magical eye, "it keeps getting stuck - ever since that scum wore it."

And with a nasty squelching sound much like a plunger being pulled from a sink, he popped out

his eye.

"Mad-Eye, you do know that’s disgusting, don’t you?" said Tonks conversationally.

"Get me a glass of water, would you, Harry," requested Moody.

Harry crossed to the dishwasher, took out a clean glass and filled it with water at the sink, still

watched eagerly by the band of wizards. Their relentless staring was starting to annoy him.

"Cheers," said Moody, when Harry handed him the glass. He dropped the magical eyeball into

the water and prodded it up and down; the eye whizzed around, staring at them all in turn. "I

want three hundred and sixty degrees visibility on the return journey."

"How’re we getting - wherever we’re going?" Harry asked.

"Brooms," said Lupin. "Only way. You’re too young to Apparate, they’ll be watching the Floo

Network and it’s more than our life’s worth to set up an unauthorized Portkey."

"Remus says you’re a good flier," said Kingsley Shacklebolt in his deep voice.

"He’s excellent," said Lupin, who was checking his watch. "Anyway, you’d better go and get

packed, Harry, we want to be ready to go when the signal comes."

"I’ll come and help you," said Tonks brightly.

She followed Harry back into the hall and up the stairs, looking around with much curiosity and


"Funny place," she said. "It’s a bit too clean, d’you know what I mean? Bit unnatural. Oh, this is

better," she added, as they entered Harry’s bedroom and he turned on the light.

His room was certainly much messier than the rest of the house. Confined to it for four days in a

very bad mood, Harry had not bothered tidying up after himself. Most of the books he owned

were strewn over the floor where he’d tried to distract himself with each in turn and thrown it

aside; Hedwig’s cage needed cleaning out and was starting to smell; and his trunk lay open,

revealing a jumbled mixture of Muggle clothes and wizards’ robes that had spilled on to the floor

around it.

Harry started picking up books and throwing them hastily into his trunk. Tonks paused at his

open wardrobe to look critically at her reflection in the mirror on the inside of the door.

"You know, I don’t think violet’s really my color," she said pensively, tugging at a lock of spiky hair. "D’you think it makes me look a bit peaky?"

"Er -" said Harry, looking up at her over the top of Quidditch Teams of Britain and Ireland.

"Yeah, it does," said Tonks decisively. She screwed up her eyes in a strained expression as

though she was struggling to remember something. A second later, her hair had turned bubblegum pink.

"How did you do that?" said Harry, gaping at her as she opened her eyes again.

"I’m a Metamorphmagus," she said, looking back at her reflection and turning her head so that

she could see her hair from all directions. "It means I can change my appearance at will," she

added, spotting Harry’s puzzled expression in the mirror behind her. "I was born one. I got top

marks in Concealment and Disguise during Auror training without any study at all, it was great."

"You’re an Auror?" said Harry, impressed. Being a Dark-wizard-catcher was the only career he’d ever considered after Hogwarts.

"Yeah," said Tonks, looking proud. "Kingsley is as well, he’s a bit higher up than me, though. I

only qualified a year ago. Nearly failed on Stealth and Tracking. I’m dead clumsy, did you hear

me break that plate when we arrived downstairs?"

"Can you learn how to be a Metamorphmagus?" Harry asked her, straightening up, completely

forgetting about packing.

Tonks chuckled.

"Bet you wouldn’t mind hiding that scar sometimes, eh?"

Her eyes found the lightning-shaped scar on Harry’s forehead.

"No, I wouldn’t mind," Harry mumbled, turning away. He did not like people staring at his scar.

"Well, you’ll have to learn the hard way, I’m afraid," said Tonks. "Metamorphmagi are really

rare, they’re born, not made. Most wizards need to use a wand, or potions, to change their

appearance. But we’ve got to get going, Harry, we’re supposed to be packing," she added

guiltily, looking around at all the mess on the floor.

"Oh -- yeah," said Harry, grabbing a few more books.

"Don’t be stupid, it’ll be much quicker if I - pack!" cried Tonks, waving her wand in a long,

sweeping movement over the floor.

Books, clothes, telescope and scales all soared into the air and flew pell-mell into the trunk.

"It’s not very neat," said Tonks, walking over to t he trunk and looking down at the jumble inside.

"My mums got this knack of getting stuff to fit itself in neatly - she even gets the socks to fold

themselves - but I’ve never mastered how she does it - it’s a kind of flick -" She flicked her wand


One of Harry’s socks gave a feeble sort of wiggle and flopped back on top of the mess in the


"Ah, well," said Tonks, slamming the trunk’s lid shut, "at least it’s all in. That could do with a bit of cleaning, too." She pointed her wand at Hedwig’s cage. "Scourgify." A few feathers and

droppings vanished. "Well, that’s a bit better - I’ve never quite got the hang of these householdy

sort of spells. Right - got everything? Cauldron? Broom? Wow! - A Firebolt!"

Her eyes widened as they fell on the broomstick in Harry’s right hand it was his pride and joy, a

gift from Sirius, an international-standard broomstick.

"And I’m still riding a Comet Two Sixty" said Tonks enviously. "Ah well... wand still in your

jeans? Both buttocks still on? Okay, let’s go. Locomotor trunk."

Harry’s trunk rose a few inches into the air. Holding her wand like a conductor’s baton, Tonks

made the trunk hover across the room and out of the door ahead of them, Hedwig’s cage in her

left hand. Harry followed her down the stairs carrying his broomstick.

Back in the kitchen Moody had replaced his eye, which was spinning so fast after its cleaning it

made Harry feel sick to look at it. Kingsley Shacklebolt and Sturgis Podmore were examining

the microwave and Hestia Jones was laughing at a potato peeler she had come across while

rummaging in the drawers. Lupin was sealing a letter addressed to the Dursleys.

"Excellent," said Lupin, looking up as Tonks and Harry entered. "We’ve got about a minute, I

think. We should probably get out into the garden so we’re ready. Harry, I’ve left a letter telling

your aunt and uncle not to worry -"

"They won’t," said Harry.

"- that you’re safe -"

"That’ll just depress them."

"- and you’ll see them next summer."

"Do I have to?"

Lupin smiled but made no answer.

"Come here, boy," said Moody gruffly, beckoning Harry towards him with his wand. "I need to

Disillusion you."

"You need to what?" said Harry nervously.

"Disillusionment Charm," said Moody, raising his wand. "Lupin says you’ve got an Invisibility

Cloak, but it won’t stay on while we’re flying; this’ll disguise you better. Here you go -

He rapped him hard on the top of the head and Harry felt a curious sensation as though Moody

had just smashed an egg there; cold trickles seemed to be running down his body from the point

the wand had struck.

"Nice one, Mad-Eye," said Tonks appreciatively, staring at Harry’s midriff.

Harry looked down at his body, or rather, what had been his body, for it didn’t look anything like

his any more. It was not invisible; it had simply taken on the exact color and texture of the

kitchen unit behind him. He seemed to have become a human chameleon.

"Come on," said Moody, unlocking the back door with his wand.

They all stepped outside on to Uncle Vernon’s beautifully kept lawn.

"Clear night," grunted Moody, his magical eye scanning the heavens. "Could’ve done with a bit

more cloud cover. Right, you," he barked at Harry," we’re going to be flying in close formation.

Tonks’ll be right in front of you, keep close on her tail. Lupin’ll be covering you from below I’m

going to be behind you. The rest’ll be circling us. We don’t break ranks for anything, got me? If

one of us is killed -

"Is that likely?" Harry asked apprehensively, but Moody ignored him.

"- the others keep flying, don’t stop, don’t break ranks. If they take out all of us and you survive,

Harry, the rear guard are standing by to take over; keep flying east and they’ll join you."

"Stop being so cheerful, Mad-Eye, he’ll think we’re not taking this seriously" said Tonks, as she

strapped Harry’s trunk and Hedwig’s cage into a harness hanging from her broom.

"I’m just telling the boy the plan," growled Moody. "Our jobs to deliver him safely to

Headquarters and if we die in the attempt -"

"No one’s going to die," said Kingsley Shacklebolt in his deep, calming voice.

"Mount your brooms, that’s the first signal!" said Lupin sharply pointing into the sky.

Far, far above them, a shower of bright red sparks had flared among the stars, Harry recognized

them at once as wand sparks. He swung his right leg over his Firebolt, gripped its handle tightly

and felt it vibrating very slightly, as though it was as keen as he was to be up in the air once


"Second signal, let’s go!" said Lupin loudly as more sparks, green this time, exploded high above them.

Harry kicked off hard from the ground. The cool night air rushed through his hair as the neat

square gardens of Privet Drive fell away, shrinking rapidly into a patchwork of dark greens and

blacks, and every thought of the Ministry hearing was swept from his mind as though the rush of

air had blown it out of his head. He felt as though his heart was going to explode with pleasure;

he was flying again, flying away from Privet Drive as he’d been fantasizing about all summer, he

was going home... for a few glorious moments, all his problems seemed to recede to nothing,

insignificant in the vast, starry sky.

"Hard left, hard left, there’s a Muggle looking up!" shouted Moody from behind him. Tonks

swerved and Harry followed her, watching his trunk swinging wildly beneath her broom. "We

need more height... give it another quarter of a mile!"

Harry’s eyes watered in the chill as they soared upwards; he could see nothing below now but

tiny pinpricks of light that were car headlights and streetlamps. Two of those tiny lights might

belong to Uncle Vernon’s car... the Dursleys would be heading back to their empty house right

now, full of rage about the non-existent Lawn Competition... and Harry laughed aloud at the

thought, though his voice was drowned by the flapping robes of the others, the creaking of the

harness holding his trunk and the cage, and the whoosh of the wind in their ears as they sped

through the air. He had not felt this alive in a month, or this happy.

"Bearing south!" shouted Mad-Eye. "’Town ahead!"

They soared right to avoid passing directly over the glittering spider’s web of lights below.

"Bear southeast and keep climbing, there’s some low cloud ahead we can lose ourselves in!"

called Moody.

"We’re not going through clouds!" shouted Tonks angrily, "we’ll get soaked, Mad-Eye!"

Harry was relieved to hear her say this; his hands were growing numb on the Firebolt’s handle.

He wished he had thought to put on a coat; he was starting to shiver.

They altered their course every now and then according to Mad-Eyes instructions. Harry’s eyes

were screwed up against the rush of icy wind that was starting to make his ears ache; he could

remember being this cold on a broom only once before, during the Quidditch match against

Hufflepuff in his third year, which had taken place in a storm. The guard around him was

circling continuously like giant birds of prey. Harry lost track of time. He wondered how long

they had been flying, it felt like an hour at least.

"Turning southwest!" yelled Moody "We want to avoid the motorway!"

Harry was now so chilled he thought longingly of the snug, dry interiors of the cars streaming

along below, then, even more longingly, of traveling by Floo powder; it might be uncomfortable

to spin around in fireplaces but it was at least warm in the flames... Kingsley Shacklebolt

swooped around him, bald pate and earring gleaming slightly in the moonlight... now Emmeline

Vance was on his right, her wand out, her head turning left and right... then she, too, swooped

over him, to be replaced by Sturgis Podmore...

"We ought to double back for a bit, just to make sure we’re not being followed!" Moody shouted.

"ARE YOU MAD, MAD-EYE"‘ Tonks screamed from the front. "We’re all frozen to our

brooms! If we keep going off-course we’re not going to get there until next week! Besides, we’re

nearly there now!"

"Time to start the descent!" came Lupin’s voice. "Follow Tonks, Harry!"

Harry followed Tonks into a dive. They were heading for the largest collection of lights he had

yet seen, a huge, sprawling crisscrossing mass, glittering in lines and grids, interspersed with

patches of deepest black. Lower and lower they flew, until Harry could see individual headlights

and streetlamps, chimneys and television aerials. He wanted to reach the ground very much,

though he felt sure someone would have to unfreeze him from his broom.

"Here we go!" called Tonks, and a few seconds later she had landed.

Harry touched down right behind her and dismounted on a patch of unkempt grass in the middle

of a small square. Tonks was already unbuckling Harry’s trunk. Shivering, Harry looked around.

The grimy fronts of the surrounding houses were not welcoming; some of them had broken

windows, glimmering dully in the light fro the streetlamps, paint was peeling from many of the

doors and heaps of rubbish lay outside several sets of front steps.

"Where are we?" Harry asked, but Lupin said quietly, "In a minute."

Moody was rummaging in his cloak, his gnarled hands clumsy with cold.

"Got it," he muttered, raising what looked like a silver cigarette lighter into the air and clicking it.

The nearest streetlamp went out with a pop. He clicked the unlighter again; the next lamp went

out; he kept clicking until every lamp in the square was extinguished and the only remaining

light came from curtained windows and the sickle moon overhead.

"Borrowed it from Dumbledore," growled Moody, pocketing the Put-Outer. "That’ll take care of

any Muggles looking out of the window, see? Now come on, quick."

He took Harry by the arm and led him from the patch of grass, across the road and on to the

pavement; Lupin and Tonks followed, carrying Harry’s trunk between them, the rest of the

guard, all with their wands out, flanking them.

The muffled pounding of a stereo was coming from an upper window in the nearest house. A

pungent smell of rotting rubbish came from the pile of bulging bin-bags just inside the broken


"Here," Moody muttered, thrusting a piece of parchment towards Harry’s Disillusioned hand and

holding his lit wand close to it, so as to illuminate the writing. "Read quickly and memories."

Harry looked down at the piece of paper. The narrow handwriting was vaguely familiar. It said:

The Headquarters of the Order of the Phoenix may be found at number twelve, Grimmauld

Place, London.


Number Twelve, Grimmauld Place

"What’s the Order of the -?" Harry began.

"Not here, boy!" snarled Moody. "Wait till we’re inside!"

He pulled the piece of parchment out of Harry’s hand and set fire to it with his wand-tip. As the

message curled into flames and floated to the ground, Harry looked around at the houses again.

They were standing outside number eleven; he looked to the left and saw number ten; to the

right, however, was number thirteen.

"But where’s -?"

"Think about what you’ve just memorized," said Lupin quietly.

Harry thought, and no sooner had he reached the part about number twelve, Grimmauld Place,

than a battered door emerged out of nowhere between numbers eleven and thirteen, followed

swiftly by dirty walls and grimy windows. It was as though an extra house had inflated, pushing

those on either side out of its way. Harry gaped at it. The stereo in number eleven thudded on.

Apparently the Muggles inside hadn’t felt anything.

"Come on, hurry," growled Moody, prodding Harry in the back.

Harry walked up the worn stone steps, staring at the newly materialized door. Its black paint was

shabby and scratched. The silver doorknocker was in the form of a twisted serpent. There was no

keyhole or letterbox.

Lupin pulled out his wand and tapped the door once. Harry heard many loud, metallic clicks and

what sounded like the clatter of a chain. The door creaked open.

"Get in quick, Harry," Lupin whispered, "but don’t go far inside and don’t touch anything."

Harry stepped over the threshold into the almost total darkness of the hall. He could smell damp,

dust and a sweetish, rotting smell; the place had the feeling of a derelict building. He looked over

his shoulder and saw the others filing in behind him, Lupin and Tonks carrying his trunk and

Hedwig’s cage. Moody was standing on the top step releasing the balls of light the Put-Outer had

stolen from the streetlamps; they flew back to their bulbs and the square glowed momentarily

with orange light before Moody limped inside and closed the front door, so that the darkness in

the hall became complete.

"Here -"

He rapped Harry hard over the head with his wand; Harry felt as though something hot was

trickling down his back this time and knew that the Disillusionment Charm must have lifted.

"Now stay still, everyone, while I give us a bit of light in here," Moody whispered.

The others’ hushed voices were giving Harry an odd feeling of foreboding; it was as though they

had just entered the house of a dying person. He heard a soft hissing noise and then old-fashioned gas lamps sputtered into life all along the walls, casting a flickering insubstantial light

over the peeling wallpaper and threadbare carpet of a long, gloomy hallway, where a cobwebby

chandelier glimmered overhead and age-blackened portraits hung crooked on the walls. Harry

heard something scuttling behind the baseboard. Both the chandelier and the candelabra on a

rickety table nearby were shaped like serpents.

There were hurried footsteps and Ron’s mother, Mrs. Weasley, emerged from a door at the far

end of the hall. She was beaming in welcome as she hurried towards them, though Harry noticed

that she was rather thinner and paler than she had been last time he had seen her.

"Oh, Harry, it’s lovely to see you!" she whispered, pulling him into a rib-cracking hug before

holding him at arm’s length and examining him critically. "You’re looking peaky; you need

feeding up, but you’ll have to wait a bit for dinner, I’m afraid."

She turned to the gang of wizards behind him and whispered urgently, "He’s just arrived, the

meetings started."

The wizards behind Harry all made noises of interest and excitement and began filing past him

towards the door through which Mrs. Weasley had just come. Harry made to follow Lupin, but

Mrs. Weasley held him back.

"No, Harry, the meetings only for members of the Order. Ron and Hermione are upstairs, you

can wait with them until the meetings over, then we’ll have dinner. And keep your voice down in

the hall," she added in an urgent whisper.


"I don’t want anything to wake up."

"What d’you -?"

"I’ll explain later, I’ve got to hurry, I’m supposed to be at the meeting - I’ll just show you where

you’re sleeping."

Pressing her finger to her lips, she led him on tiptoe past a pair of long, moth-eaten curtains,

behind which Harry supposed there must be another door, and after skirting a large umbrella

stand that looked as though it had been made from a severed troll’s leg they started up the dark

staircase, passing a row of shrunken heads mounted on plaques on the wall. A closer look

showed Harry that the heads belonged to house-elves. All of them had the same rather snout-like


Harry’s bewilderment deepened with every step he took. What on earth were they doing in a

house that looked as though it belonged to the darkest of wizards?

"Mrs. Weasley, why -?"

"Ron and Hermione will explain everything, dear, I’ve really got to dash," Mrs. Weasley

whispered distractedly. "There -" they had reached the second landing, "- you’re the door on the

right. I’ll call you when it’s over."

And she hurried off downstairs again.

Harry crossed the dingy landing, turned the bedroom doorknob, which was shaped like a serpents

head, and opened the door.

He caught a brief glimpse of a gloomy high-ceilinged, twin-bedded room; then there was a loud

twittering noise, followed by an even louder shriek, and his vision was completely obscured by a

large quantity of very bushy hair. Hermione had thrown herself on to him in a hug that nearly

knocked him flat, while Ron’s tiny owl, Pigwidgeon, zoomed excitedly round and round their


"HARRY! Ron, he’s here, Harry’s here! We didn’t hear you arrive! Oh, how are you? Are you all right? Have you been furious with us? I bet you have, I know our letters were useless - but we

couldn’t tell you anything, Dumbledore made us swear we wouldn’t, oh, we’ve got so much to

tell you, and you’ve got things to tell us - the Dementors! When we heard - and that Ministry

hearing - it’s just outrageous, I’ve looked it all up, they can’t expel you, they just can’t, there’s

provision in the Decree for the Reasonable Restriction of Underage Sorcery for the use of magic

in life-threatening situations -"

"Let him breathe, Hermione," said Ron, grinning as he closed the door behind Harry. He seemed

to have grown several more inches during their month apart, making him taller and more gangly

looking than ever, though the long nose, bright red hair and freckles were the same.

Still beaming, Hermione let go of Harry, but before she could say another word there was a soft

whooshing sound and something white soared from the top of a dark wardrobe and landed gently

on Harry’s shoulder.


The snowy owl clicked her beak and nibbled his ear affectionately as Harry stroked her feathers.

"She’s been in a right state," said Ron. "Pecked us half to death when she brought your last

letters, look at this -"

He showed Harry the index finger of his right hand, which sported a half-healed but clearly deep


"Oh, yeah," Harry said. "Sorry about that, but I wanted answers, you know -"

"We wanted to give them to you, mate," said Ron. "Hermione was going spare, she kept saying

you’d do something stupid if you were stuck all on your own without news, but Dumbledore

made us -"

"- swear not to tell me," said Harry. "Yeah, Hermione’s already said."

The warm glow that had flared inside him at the sight of his two best friends was extinguished as

something icy flooded the pit of his stomach. All of a sudden - after yearning to see them for a

solid month -- he felt he would rather Ron and Hermione left him alone.

There was a strained silence in which Harry stroked Hedwig automatically, not looking at either

of the others.

"He seemed to think it was best," said Hermione rather breathlessly. "Dumbledore, I mean."

"Right," said Harry. He noticed that her hands, too, bore the marks of Hedwigs beak and found

that he was not at all sorry.

"I think he thought you were safest with the Muggles -" Ron began.

"Yeah?" said Harry, raising his eyebrows. "Have either of you been attacked by Dementors this


"Well, no-but that’s why he’s had people from the Order of the Phoenix tailing you all the time-"

Harry felt a great jolt in his guts as though he had just missed a step going downstairs. So

everyone had known he was being followed, except him.

"Didn’t work that well, though, did it?" said Harry, doing his utmost to keep his voice even.

"Had to look after myself after all, didn’t I?"

"He was so angry," said Hermione, in an almost awestruck voice. "Dumbledore. We saw him.

When he found out Mundungus had left before his shift had ended. He was scary."

"Well, I’m glad he left," Harry said coldly. "If he hadn’t, I wouldn’t have done magic and

Dumbledore would probably have left me at Privet Drive all summer."

"Aren’t you... aren’t you worried about the Ministry of Magic hearing?" said Hermione quietly.

"No," Harry lied defiantly. He walked away from them, looking around, with Hedwig nestled

contentedly on his shoulder, but this room was not likely to raise his spirits. It was dank and

dark. A blank stretch of canvas in an ornate picture frame was all that relieved the bareness of

the peeling walls, and as Harry passed it he thought he heard someone, who was lurking out of

sight, snigger.

"So why’s Dumbledore been so keen to keep me in the dark?" Harry asked, still trying hard to

keep his voice casual. "Did you - er - bother to ask him at all?"

He glanced up just in time to see them exchanging a look that told him he was behaving just as

they had feared he would. It did nothing to improve his temper.

"We told Dumbledore we wanted to tell you what was going on," said Ron. "We did, mate. But

he’s really busy now, we’ve only seen him twice since we came here and he didn’t have much

time, he just made us swear not to tell you important stuff when we wrote, he said the owls might

be intercepted."

"He could still’ve kept me informed if he’d wanted to," Harry said shortly. "You’re not telling me he doesn’t know ways to send messages without owls."

Hermione glanced at Ron and then said, "I thought that, too. But he didn’t want you to

know anything."

"Maybe he thinks I can’t be trusted," said Harry, watching their expressions.

"Don’t be thick," said Ron, looking highly disconcerted.

"Or that I can’t take care of myself."

"Of course he doesn’t think that!" said Hermione anxiously.

"So how come I have to stay at the Dursleys’ while you two get to join in everything that’s going

on here?" said Harry, the words tumbling over one another in a rush, his voice growing louder

with every word. "How come you two are allowed to know everything that’s going on?"

"We’re not!" Ron interrupted. "Mum won’t let us near the meetings, she says we’re too young -"

But before he knew it, Harry was shouting.







Every bitter and resentful thought Harry had had in the past month was pouring out of him: his

frustration at the lack of news, the hurt that they had all been together without him, his fury at

being followed and not told about it - all the feelings he was half-ashamed of finally burst their

boundaries. Hedwig took fright at the noise and soared off to the top of the wardrobe again;

Pigwidgeon twittered in alarm and zoomed even faster around their heads.




Ron was standing there with his mouth half-open, clearly stunned and at a loss for anything to

say, while Hermione looked on the verge of tears.



"Harry, we wanted to tell you, we really did -" Hermione began.



"Well, he did -"



"We wanted to -"



"No, honest -"

"Harry we’re really sorry!" said Hermione desperately, her eyes now sparkling with tears. "You’re absolutely right, Harry - I’d be furious if it was me!"

Harry glared at her, still breathing deeply, then turned away from them again, pacing up and

down. Hedwig hooted glumly from the top of the wardrobe. There was a long pause, broken only

by the mournful creak of the floorboards below Harry’s feet.

"What is this place, anyway?" he shot at Ron and Hermione.

"Headquarters of the Order of the Phoenix," said Ron at once.

"Is anyone going to bother telling me what the Order of the Phoenix -?"

"It’s a secret society," said Hermione quickly. "Dumbledore’s in charge, he founded it. It’s the

people who fought against You-Know-Who last time."

"Who’s in it?" said Harry, coming to a halt with his hands in his pockets.

"Quite a few people -"

"We’ve met about twenty of them," said Ron, "but we think there are more."

Harry glared at them.

"Well?" he demanded, looking from one to the other.

"Er," said Ron. "Well what?"

"Voldemort!" said Harry furiously, and both Ron and Hermione winced. "What’s happening?

What’s he up to? Where is he? What are we doing to stop him?"

"We’ve told you, the Order don’t let us in on their meetings," said Hermione nervously. "So we

don’t know the details - but we’ve got a general idea," she added hastily, seeing the look on

Harry’s face.

"Fred and George have invented Extendable Ears, see," said Ron. "They’re really useful."

"Extendable -?"

"Ears, yeah. Only we’ve had to stop using them lately because Mum found out and went berserk.

Fred and George had to hide them all to stop Mum binning them. But we got a good bit of use

out of them before Mum realized what was going on. We know some of the Order are following

known Death Eaters, keeping tabs on them, you know -"

"Some of them are working on recruiting more people to the Order -" said Hermione.

"And some of them are standing guard over something," said Ron. "They’re always talking about guard duty."

"Couldn’t have been me, could it?" said Harry sarcastically.

"Oh, yeah," said Ron, with a look of dawning comprehension.

Harry snorted. He walked around the room again, looking anywhere but at Ron and Hermione.

"So, what have you two been doing, if you’re not allowed in meetings?" he demanded. "You said you’d been busy"‘

"We have," said Hermione quickly. "We’ve been decontaminating this house, it’s been empty for ages and stuff’s been breeding in here. We’ve managed to clean out the kitchen, most of the

bedrooms and I think we’re doing the drawing room tomo-"

With two loud cracks, Fred and George, Ron’s elder twin brothers, had materialized out of thin

air in the middle of the room. Pigwidgeon twittered more wildly than ever and zoomed off to join

Hedwig on top of the wardrobe.

"Stop doing that!" Hermione said weakly to the twins, who were as vividly red-haired as Ron,

though stockier and slightly shorter.

"Hello, Harry," said George, beaming at him. "We thought we heard your dulcet tones."

"You don’t want to bottle up your anger like that, Harry, let it all out," said Fred, also beaming.

"There might be a couple of people fifty miles away who didn’t hear you."

"You two passed your Apparation tests, then?" asked Harry grumpily.

"With distinction," said Fred, who was holding what looked like a piece of very long, flesh colored string.

"It would have taken you about thirty seconds longer to walk down the stairs," said Ron.

"Time is Galleons, little brother" said Fred. "Anyway, Harry, you’re interfering with reception.

Extendable Ears," he added in response to Harry’s raised eyebrows, and held up the string which

Harry now saw was trailing out on to the landing. "We’re trying to hear what’s going on


"You want to be careful," said Ron, staring at the Ear, "if Mum sees one of them again..."

"It’s worth the risk, that’s a major meeting they’re having," said Fred.

The door opened and a long mane of red hair appeared.

"Oh, hello, Harry!" said Ron’s younger sister, Ginny, brightly. "I thought I heard your voice."

Turning to Fred and George, she said, "It’s no-go with the Extendable Ears, she’s gone and put

an Imperturbable Charm on the kitchen door."

"How d’you know?" said George, looking crestfallen.

"Tonks told me how to find out," said Ginny. "You just chuck stuff at the door and if it can’t

make contact the door’s been Imperturbed. I’ve been flicking Dungbombs at it from the top of

the stairs and they just soar away from it, so there’s no way the Extendable Ears will be able to

get under the gap."

Fred heaved a deep sigh.

"Shame. I really fancied finding out what old Snape’s been up to."

"Snape!" said Harry quickly. "Is he here?"

"Yeah," said George, carefully closing the door and sitting down on one of the beds; Fred and

Ginny followed. "Giving a report. Top secret."

"Git," said Fred idly.

"He’s on our side now," said Hermione reprovingly.

Ron snorted. "Doesn’t stop him being a git. The way he looks at us when he sees us."

"Bill doesn’t like him, either," said Ginny, as though that settled the matter.

Harry was not sure his anger had abated yet; but his thirst for information was now overcoming

his urge to keep shouting. He sank on to the bed opposite the others.

"Is Bill here?" he asked. "I thought he was working in Egypt?"

"He applied for a desk job so he could come home and work for the Order," said Fred. "He says

he misses the tombs, but;" he smirked, "there are compensations."

"What d’you mean?"

"Remember old Fleur Delacour?" said George. "She’s got a job at Gringotts to eempwve ‘er

Eeenglish -"

"And Bill’s been giving her a lot of private lessons," sniggered Fred.

"Charlie’s in the Order, too," said George, "but he’s still in Romania. Dumbledore wants as many foreign wizards brought in as possible, so Charlie’s trying to make contacts on his days off."

"Couldn’t Percy do that?" Harry asked. The last he had heard, the third Weasley brother was

working in the Department of International Magical Co-operation at the Ministry of Magic.

At Harry’s words, all the Weasleys and Hermione exchanged darkly significant looks.

"Whatever you do, don’t mention Percy in front of Mum and Dad," Ron told Harry in a tense


"Why not?"

"Because every time Percy’s name’s mentioned, Dad breaks whatever he’s holding and Mum

starts crying," Fred said.

"It’s been awful," said Ginny sadly.

"I think we’re well shut of him," said George, with an uncharacteristically ugly look on his face.

"What’s happened?" Harry said.

"Percy and Dad had a row," said Fred. "I’ve never seen Dad row with anyone like that. It’s

normally Mum who shouts."

"It was the first week back after term ended," said Ron. "We were about to come and join the

Order. Percy came home and told us he’d been promoted."

"You’re kidding?" said Harry.

Though he knew perfectly well that Percy was highly ambitious, Harry’s impression was that

Percy had not made a great success of his first job at the Ministry of Magic. Percy had

committed the fairly large oversight of failing to notice that his boss was being controlled by

Lord Voldemort (not that the Ministry had believed it - they all thought Mr. Crouch had gone


"Yeah, we were all surprised," said George, "because Percy got into a load of trouble about

Crouch, there was an inquiry and everything. They said Percy ought to have realized Crouch was

off his rocker and informed a superior. But you know Percy, Crouch left him in charge, he

wasn’t going to complain."

"So how come they promoted him?"

"That’s exactly what we wondered," said Ron, who see med very keen to keep normal

conversation going now that Harry had stopped yelling. "He came home really pleased with

himself - even more pleased than usual, if you can imagine that - and told Dad he’d been offered

a position in Fudge’s own office. A really good one for someone only a year out of Hogwarts:

Junior Assistant to the Minister. He expected Dad to be all impressed, I think."

"Only Dad wasn’t," said Fred grimly.

"Why not?" said Harry.

"Well, apparently Fudge has been storming round the Ministry checking that nobody’s having

any contact with Dumbledore," said George.

"Dumbledore’s name is mud with the Ministry these days, see," said Fred. "They all think he’s

just making trouble saying You-Know-Who’s back."

"Dad says Fudge has made it clear that anyone who’s in league with Dumbledore can clear out

their desks," said George.

"Trouble is, Fudge suspects Dad, he knows he’s friendly with Dumbledore, and he’s always

thought Dad’s a bit of a weirdo because of his Muggle obsession."

"But what’s that got to do with Percy?" asked Harry, confused.

"I’m coming to that. Dad reckons Fudge only wants Percy in his office because he wants to use

him to spy on the family - and Dumbledore."

Harry let out a low whistle.

"Bet Percy loved that."

Ron laughed in a hollow sort of way.

"He went completely berserk. He said - well, he said loads of terrible stuff. He said he’s been

having to struggle against Dad’s lousy reputation ever since he joined the Ministry and that

Dad’s got no ambition and that’s why we’ve always been - you know - not had a lot of money, I

mean -"

"What?" said Harry in disbelief, as Ginny made a noise like an angry cat.

"I know," said Ron in a low voice. "And it got worse. He said Dad was an idiot to run around

with Dumbledore, that Dumbledore was heading for big trouble and Dad was going to go down

with him, and that he - Percy - knew where his loyalty lay and it was with the Ministry. And if

Mum and Dad were going to become traitors to the Ministry he was going to make sure everyone

knew he didn’t belong to our family any more. And he packed his bags the same night and left.

He’s living here in London now."

Harry swore under his breath. He had always liked Percy least of Ron’s brothers, but he had

never imagined he would say such things to Mr. Weasley.

"Mum’s been in a right state," said Ron dully. "You know - crying and stuff. She came up to

London to try and talk to Percy but he slammed the door in her face. I dunno what he does if he

meets Dad at work - ignores him, I s’pose."

"But Percy must know Voldemort’s back," said Harry s lowly. "He’s not stupid, he must know

your mum and dad wouldn’t risk everything without proof."

"Yeah, well, your name got dragged into the row," said Ron, shooting Harry a furtive look.

"Percy said the only evidence was your word and... I dunno... he didn’t think it was good


"Percy takes the Daily Prophet seriously," said Hermione tartly, and the others all nodded.

"What are you talking about?" Harry asked, looking around at them all. They were all regarding

him warily.

"Haven’t - haven’t you been getting the Daily Prophet!" Hermione asked nervously.

"Yeah, I have!" said Harry.

"Have you - er - been reading it thoroughly?" Hermione asked, still more anxiously.

"Not cover to cover," said Harry defensively. "If they were going to report anything about

Voldemort it would be headline news, wouldn’t it?"

The others flinched at the sound of the name. Hermione hurried on, "Well, you’d need to read it

cover to cover to pick it up, but they - um - they mention you a couple of times a week."

"But I’d have seen -"

"Not if you’ve only been reading the front page, you wouldn’t," said Hermione, shaking her

head. "I’m not talking about big articles. They just slip you in, like you’re a standing joke."

"What d’you -?"

"It’s quite nasty, actually," said Hermione in a voice of forced calm. "They’re just building on

Rita’s stuff."

"But she’s not writing for them any more, is she?"

"Oh, no, she’s kept her promise - not that she’s got any choice," Hermione added with

satisfaction. "But she laid the foundation for what they’re trying to do now."

"Which is what?" said Harry impatiently.

"Okay, you know she wrote that you were collapsing all over the place and saying your scar was

hurting and all that?"

"Yeah," said Harry, who was not likely to forget Rita Skeeters stories about him in a hurry.

"Well, they’re writing about you as though you’re this deluded, attention-seeking person who

thinks he’s a great tragic hero or something," said Hermione, very fast, as though it would be less

unpleasant for Harry to hear these facts quickly. "They keep slipping in snide comments about

you. If some far-fetched story appears, they say something like, ‘tale worthy of Harry Potter’, and if anyone has a funny accident or anything it’s, ‘lets hope he hasn’t got a scar on his forehead or we’ll be asked to worship him next -"

"I don’t want anyone to worship -" Harry began hotly.

"I know you don’t," said Hermione quickly, looking frightened. "I know, Harry. But you see what they’re doing? They want to turn you into someone nobody will believe. Fudge is behind it, I’ll bet anything. They want wizards on the street to think you’re just some stupid boy who’s a bit of a joke, who tells ridiculous tall stories because he loves being famous and wants to keep it


"I didn’t ask - I didn’t want - Voldemort killed my parents!" Harry spluttered. "I got famous

because he murdered my family but couldn’t kill me! Who wants to be famous for that? Don’t

they think I’d rather it’d never -"

"We know, Harry," said Ginny earnestly.

"And of course, they didn’t report a word about the Dementors attacking you," said Hermione.

"Someone’s told them to keep that quiet. That should’ve been a really big story, out-of-control

Dementors. They haven’t even reported that you broke the International Statute of Secrecy. We

thought they would, it would tie in so well with this image of you as some stupid show-off. We

think they’re biding their time until you’re expelled, then they’re really going to go to town - I

mean, if you’re expelled, obviously," she went on hastily. "You really shouldn’t be, not if they

abide by their own laws, there’s no case against you."

They were back on the hearing and Harry did not want to think about that. He cast around for

another change of subject, but was saved the necessity of finding one by the sound of footsteps

coming up the stairs.

"Uh oh."

Fred gave the Extendable Ear a hearty tug; there was another loud crack and he and George

vanished. Seconds later, Mrs. Weasley appeared in the bedroom doorway.

"The meeting’s over, you can come down and have dinner now. Everyone’s dying to see you,

Harry. And who’s left all those Dungbombs outside the kitchen door?"

"Crookshanks," said Ginny unblushingly. "He loves playing with them."

"Oh," said Mrs. Weasley, "I thought it might have been Kreacher, he keeps doing odd things like

that. Now don’t forget to keep your voices down in the hall. Ginny, your hands are filthy, what

have you been doing? Go and wash them before dinner, please."

Ginny grimaced at the others and followed her mother out of the room, leaving Harry alone with

Ron and Hermione. Both of them were watching him apprehensively, as though they feared he

would start shouting again now that everyone else had gone. The sight of them looking so

nervous made him feel slightly ashamed.

"Look..." he muttered, but Ron shook his head, and Hermione said quietly, "We knew you’d be

angry, Harry, we really don’t blame you, but you’ve got to understand, we did try to persuade

Dumbledore -"

"Yeah, I know," said Harry shortly.

He cast around for a topic that didn’t involve his headmaster, because the very thought of

Dumbledore made Harry’s insides burn with anger again.

"Who’s Kreacher?" he asked.

"The house-elf who lives here," said Ron. "Nutter. Never met one like him."

Hermione frowned at Ron.

"He’s not a nutter, Ron."

"His life’s ambition is to have his head cut off and stuck up on a plaque just like his mother," said Ron irritably. "Is that normal, Hermione?"

"Well - well, if he is a bit strange, it’s not his fault."

Ron rolled his eyes at Harry.

"Hermione still hasn’t given up on SPEW -"

"It’s not SPEW!" said Hermione heatedly. "It’s the Society for the Promotion of Elfish Welfare.

And it’s not just me, Dumbledore says we should be kind to Kreacher too."

"Yeah, yeah," said Ron. "C’mon, I’m starving."

He led the way out of the door and on to the landing, but before they could descend the stairs -

"Hold it!" Ron breathed, flinging out an arm to stop Harry and Hermione walking any further.

"They’re still in the hall, we might be able to hear something."

The three of them looked cautiously over the banisters. The gloomy hallway below was packed

with witches and wizards, including all of Harry’s guard. They were whispering excitedly

together. In the very center of the group Harry saw the dark, greasy-haired head and prominent

nose of his least favorite teacher at Hogwarts, Professor Snape. Harry leaned further over the

banisters. He was very interested in what Snape was doing for the Order of the Phoenix...

A thin piece of flesh-colored string descended in front of Harry’s eyes. Looking up, he saw Fred

and George on the landing above, cautiously lowering the Extendable Ear towards the dark knot

of people below. A moment later, however, they all began to move towards the front door and

out of sight.

"Damnit," Harry heard Fred whisper, as he hoisted t he Extendable Ear back up again.

They heard the front door open, then close.

"Snape never eats here," Ron told Harry quietly. "Thank God. C’mon."

"And don’t forget to keep your voice down in the hall, Harry," Hermione whispered.

As they passed the row of house-elf heads on the wall, they saw Lupin, Mrs. Weasley and Tonks

at the front door, magically sealing its many locks and bolts behind those who had just left.

"We’re eating down in the kitchen," Mrs. Weasley whispered, meeting them at the bottom of the

stairs. "Harry, dear, if you’ll just tiptoe across the hall, it’s through this door here -"


"Tonks!" cried Mrs. Weasley in exasperation, turning to look behind her.

"I’m sorry!" wailed Tonks, who was lying flat on the floor. "It’s that stupid umbrella stand, that’s the second time I’ve tripped over -"

But the rest of her words were drowned by a horrible, ear-splitting, blood-curdling screech.

The moth-eaten velvet curtains Harry had passed earlier had flown apart, but there was no door

behind them. For a split second, Harry thought he was looking through a window, a window

behind which an old woman in a black cap was screaming and screaming as though she were

being tortured - then he realized it was simply a life-size portrait, but the most realiztic, and the

most unpleasant, he had ever seen in his life.

The old woman was drooling, her eyes were rolling, the yellowing skin of her face stretched taut

as she screamed; and all along the hall behind them, the other portraits awoke and began to yell,

too, so that Harry actually screwed up his eyes at the noise and clapped his hands over his ears.

Lupin and Mrs. Weasley darted forward and tried to tug the curtains shut over the old woman,

but they would not close and she screeched louder than ever, brandishing clawed hands as

though trying to tear at their faces.

"Filth! Scum! By-products of dirt and vileness! Half-breeds, mutants, freaks, begone from this

place! How dare you befoul the house of my fathers -"

Tonks apologized over and over again, dragging the huge, heavy troll’s leg back off the floor;

Mrs. Weasley abandoned the attempt to close the curtains and hurried up and down the hall,

stunning all the other portraits with her wand; and a man with long black hair came charging out

of a door facing Harry.

"Shut up, you horrible old hag, shut UP!" he roared, seizing the curtain Mrs. Weasley had


The old woman’s face blanched.

"Yoooou!" she howled, her eyes popping at the sight of the man. "Blood traitor, abomination,

shame of my flesh!"

"I said - shut - UP!" roared the man, and with a stupendous effort he and Lupin managed to force the curtains closed again.

The old woman’s screeches died and an echoing silence fell. Panting slightly and sweeping his

long dark hair out of his eyes, Harry’s godfather Sirius turned to face him.

"Hello, Harry," he said grimly, "I see you’ve met my mother."


The Order of the Phoenix

"Your -?"

"My dear old mum, yeah," said Sirius. "We’ve been trying to get her down for a month but we

think she put a Permanent Sticking Charm on the back of the canvas. Let’s get downstairs, quick,

before they all wake up again."

"But what’s a portrait of your mother doing here?" Harry asked, bewildered, as they went

through the door from the hall and led the way down a flight of narrow stone steps, the others

just behind them.

"Hasn’t anyone told you? This was my parents’ house," said Sirius. "But I’m the last Black left,

so it’s mine now. I offered it to Dumbledore for Headquarters - about the only useful thing I’ve

been able to do."

Harry, who had expected a better welcome, noted how hard and bitter Sirius’s voice sounded. He

followed his godfather to the bottom of the steps and through a door leading into the basement


It was scarcely less gloomy than the hall above, a cavernous room with rough stone walls. Most

of the light was coming from a large fire at the far end of the room. A haze of pipe smoke hung

in the air like battle fumes, through which loomed the menacing shapes of heavy iron pots and

pans hanging from the dark ceiling. Many chairs had been crammed into the room for the

meeting and a long wooden table stood in the middle of them, littered with rolls of parchment,

goblets, empty wine bottles, and a heap of what appeared to be rags. Mr. Weasley and his eldest

son Bill were talking quietly with their heads together at the end of the table.

Mrs. Weasley cleared her throat. Her husband, a thin, balding, red-haired man who wore horn-rimmed glasses, looked around and jumped to his feet.

"Harry!" Mr. Weasley said, hurrying forward to greet him, and shaking his hand vigorously.

"Good to see you!"

Over his shoulder Harry saw Bill, who still wore his long hair in a ponytail, hastily rolling up the

lengths of parchment left on the table.

"Journey all right, Harry?" Bill called, trying to gather up twelve scrolls at once. "Mad-Eye didn’t make you come via Greenland, then?"

"He tried," said Tonks, striding over to help Bill and immediately toppling a candle on to the last

piece of parchment. "Oh no - sorry -

"Here, dear," said Mrs. Weasley, sounding exasperated, and she repaired the parchment with a

wave of her wand. In the flash of light caused by Mrs. Weasley’s charm Harry caught a glimpse

of what looked like the plan of a building.

Mrs. Weasley had seen him looking. She snatched the plan off the table and stuffed it into Bill’s

already overladen arms.

"This sort of thing ought to be cleared away promptly at the end of meetings," she snapped,

before sweeping off towards an ancient dresser from which she started unloading dinner plates.

Bill took out his wand, muttered, "Evanesco!" and the scrolls vanished.

"Sit down, Harry," said Sirius. "You’ve met Mundungus, haven’t you?"

The thing Harry had taken to be a pile of rags gave a prolonged, grunting snore, then jerked


‘Some’n say m’name?’ Mundungus mumbled sleepily. "I ‘gree with Sirius..." He raised a very

grubby hand in the air as though voting, his droopy, bloodshot eyes unfocused.

Ginny giggled.

"The meeting’s over, Dung," said Sirius, as they all sat down around him at the table. "Harry’s


"Eh?" said Mundungus, peering balefully at Harry through his matted ginger hair. "Blimey, so ‘e

‘as. Yeah... you all right, ‘Arry?"

"Yeah," said Harry.

Mundungus fumbled nervously in his pockets, still staring at Harry, and pulled out a grimy black

pipe. He stuck it in his mouth, ignited the end of it with his wand and took a deep pull on it.

Great billowing clouds of greenish smoke obscured him within seconds.

"Owe you a ‘pology," grunted a voice from the middle of the smelly cloud.

"For the last time, Mundungus," called Mrs. Weasley, "will you please not smoke that thing in the kitchen, especially not when we’re about to eat!"

"Ah," said Mundungus. "Right. Sorry, Molly."

The cloud of smoke vanished as Mundungus stowed his pipe back in his pocket, but an acrid

smell of burning socks lingered.

"And if you want dinner before midnight I’ll need a hand," Mrs. Weasley said to the room at

large. "No, you can stay where you are, Harry dear, you’ve had a long journey."

"What can I do, Molly?" said Tonks enthusiastically, bounding forwards.

Mrs. Weasley hesitated, looking apprehensive.

"Er - no, it’s all right, Tonks, you have a rest too, you’ve done enough today."

"No, no, I want to help!" said Tonks brightly, knocking over a chair as she hurried towards the

dresser, from which Ginny was collecting cutlery.

Soon, a series of heavy knives were chopping meat and vegetables of their own accord,

supervised by Mr. Weasley, while Mrs. Weasley stirred a cauldron dangling over the fire and the

others took out plates, more goblets and food from the pantry. Harry was left at the table with

Sirius and Mundungus, who was still blinking at him mournfully.

"Seen old Figgy since?" he asked.

"No," said Harry, "I haven’t seen anyone."

"See, I wouldn’t ‘ave left," said Mundungus, leaning forward, a pleading note in his voice, "but I

‘ad a business opportunity -"

Harry felt something brush against his knees and started, but it was only Crookshanks,

Hermione’s bandy-legged ginger cat, who wound himself once around Harry’s legs, purring,

then jumped on to Sirius’s lap and curled up. Sirius scratched him absent-mindedly behind the

ears as he turned, still grim-faced, to Harry.

"Had a good summer so far?"

"No, it’s been lousy," said Harry.

For the first time, something like a grin flitted across Sirius’s face.

"Don’t know what you’re complaining about, myself."

"What?" said Harry incredulously.

"Personally, I’d have welcomed a Dementor attack. A deadly struggle for my soul would have

broken the monotony nicely. You think you’ve had it bad, at least you’ve been able to get out

and about, stretch your legs, get into a few fights... I’ve been stuck inside for a month."

"How come?" asked Harry, frowning.

"Because the Ministry of Magic’s still after me, and Voldemort will know all about me being an

Animagus by now, Wormtail will have told him, so my big disguise is useless. There’s not much

I can do for the Order of the Phoenix... or so Dumbledore feels."

There was something about the slightly flattened tone of voice in which Sirius uttered

Dumbledore’s name that told Harry that Sirius, too, was not very happy with the Headmaster.

Harry felt a sudden upsurge of affection for his godfather.

"At least you’ve known what’s been going on," he said bracingly.

"Oh yeah," said Sirius sarcastically. "Listening to Snape’s reports, having to take all his snide

hints that he’s out there risking his life while I’m sat on my backside here having a nice

comfortable time... asking me how the cleanings going -"

"What cleaning?" asked Harry.

"Trying to make this place fit for human habitation," said Sirius, waving a hand around the dismal kitchen. "No one’s lived here for ten years, not since my dear mother died, unless you count her old house-elf, and he’s gone round the twist - hasn’t cleaned anything in ages."

"Sirius," said Mundungus, who did not appear to have paid any attention to the conversation, but

had been closely examining an empty goblet. "This solid silver, mate?"

"Yes," said Sirius, surveying it with distaste. "Finest fifteenth-century goblin-wrought silver,

embossed with the Black family crest."

"That’d come off, though," muttered Mundungus, polishing it with his cuff.

"Fred - George - NO, JUST CARRY THEM!" Mrs. Weasley shrieked.

Harry, Sirius and Mundungus looked round and, a split second later, they had dived away from

the table. Fred and George had bewitched a large cauldron of stew, an iron flagon of Butterbeer

and a heavy wooden breadboard, complete with knife, to hurtle through the air towards them. The stew skidded the length of the table and came to a halt just before the end, leaving a long

black burn on the wooden surface; the flagon of Butterbeer fell with a crash, spilling its contents

everywhere; the bread knife slipped off the board and landed, point down and quivering

ominously, exactly where Sirius’s right hand had been seconds before.

"FOR HEAVEN’S SAKE!" screamed Mrs. Weasley. "THERE WAS NO NEED - I’VE HAD



"We were just trying to save a bit of time!" said Fred, hurrying forward to wrench the bread knife out of the table. "Sorry, Sirius, mate - didn’t mean to -"

Harry and Sirius were both laughing; Mundungus, who had toppled backwards off his chair, was

swearing as he got to his feet; Crookshanks had given an angry hiss and shot off under the

dresser, from where his large yellow eyes glowed in the darkness.

"Boys," Mr. Weasley said, lifting the stew back into the middle of the table, "your mother’s right, you’re supposed to show a sense of responsibility now you’ve come of age -"

"None of your brothers caused this sort of trouble!" Mrs. Weasley raged at the twins as she

slammed a fresh flagon of Butterbeer on to the table, and spilling almost as much again. "Bill

didn’t feel the need to Apparate every few feet! Charlie didn’t charm everything he met! Percy -"

She stopped dead, catching her breath with a frightened look at her husband, whose expression

was suddenly wooden.

"Let’s eat," said Bill quickly.

"It looks wonderful, Molly," said Lupin, ladling stew on to a plate for her and handing it across

the table.

For a few minutes there was silence but for the chink of plates and cutlery and the scraping of

chairs as everyone settled down to their food. Then Mrs. Weasley turned to Sirius.

"I’ve been meaning to tell you, Sirius, there’s something trapped in that writing desk in the

drawing room, it keeps rattling and shaking. Of course, it could just be a Boggart, but I thought

we ought to ask Alastor to have a look at it before we let it out."

"Whatever you like," said Sirius indifferently.

"The curtains in there are full of Doxys, too," Mrs. Weasley went on. "I thought we might try and tackle them tomorrow."

"I look forward to it," said Sirius. Harry heard the sarcasm in his voice, but he was not sure that

anyone else did.

Opposite Harry, Tonks was entertaining Hermione and Ginny by transforming her nose between

mouthfuls. Screwing up her eyes each time with the same pained expression she had worn back

in Harry’s bedroom, her nose swelled to a beak-like protuberance that resembled Snape’s, shrank

to the size of a button mushroom and then sprouted a great deal of hair from each nostril.

Apparently this was a regular mealtime entertainment, because Hermione and Ginny were soon

requesting their favorite noses.

"Do that one like a pig snout, Tonks."

Tonks obliged, and Harry, looking up, had the fleeting impression that a female Dudley was

grinning at him from across the table.

Mr. Weasley, Bill and Lupin were having an intense discussion about goblins.

"They’re not giving anything away yet," said Bill. "I still can’t work out whether or not they

believe he’s back. Course, they might prefer not to take sides at all. Keep out of it."

"I’m sure they’d never go over to You-Know-Who," said Mr. Weasley, shaking his head.

"They’ve suffered losses too; remember that goblin family he murdered last time, somewhere

near Nottingham?"

"I think it depends what they’re offered," said Lupin. "And I’m not talking about gold. If they’re

offered the freedoms we’ve been denying them for centuries they’re going to be tempted. Have

you still not had any luck with Ragnok, Bill?"

"He’s feeling pretty anti-wizard at the moment," said Bill, "he hasn’t stopped raging about the

Bagman business, he reckons the Ministry did a cover-up, those goblins never got their gold

from him, you know -"

A gale of laughter from the middle of the table drowned the rest of Bill’s words. Fred, George,

Ron and Mundungus were rolling around in their seats.

"... and then," choked Mundungus, tears running down his face, "and then, if you’ll believe it, ‘e

says to me, ‘e says, ‘Ere, Dung, where did ya get all them toads from? ‘Cos some son of a

Bludger’s gone and nicked all mine!’ And I says, ‘Nicked all your toads, Will, what next? So

you’ll be wanting some more, then?’ And if you’ll believe me, lads, the gormless gargoyle buys

all ‘is own toads back orf me for a lot more’n what ‘e paid in the first place -"

"I don’t think we need to hear any more of your business dealings, thank you very much,

Mundungus," said Mrs. Weasley sharply, as Ron slumped forwards on to the table, howling with


"Beg pardon, Molly," said Mundungus at once, wiping his eyes and winking at Harry. "But, you

know, Will nicked ‘em orf Warty Harris in the first place so I wasn’t really doing nothing


"I don’t know where you learned about right and wrong, Mundungus, but you seem to have

missed a few crucial lessons," said Mrs. Weasley coldly.

Fred and George buried their faces in their goblets of Butterbeer; George was hiccoughing. For

some reason, Mrs. Weasley threw a very nasty look at Sirius before getting to her feet and going

to fetch a large rhubarb crumble for pudding. Harry looked round at his godfather.

"Molly doesn’t approve of Mundungus," said Sirius in an undertone.

"How come he’s in the Order?" Harry said, very quietly.

"He’s useful," Sirius muttered. "Knows all the crooks - well, he would, seeing as he’s one

himself. But he’s also very loyal to Dumbledore, who helped him out of a tight spot once. It pays

to have someone like Dung around, he hears things we don’t. But Molly thinks inviting him to

stay for dinner is going too far. She hasn’t forgiven him for slipping off duty when he was

supposed to be tailing you."

Three helpings of rhubarb crumble and custard later and the waistband on Harry’s jeans was

feeling uncomfortably tight (which was saying something as the jeans had once been Dudley’s).

As he laid down his spoon there was a lull in the general conversation: Mr. Weasley was leaning

back in his chair, looking replete and relaxed; Tonks was yawning widely, her nose now back to

normal; and Ginny who had lured Crookshanks out from under the dresser, was sitting cross-legged on the floor, rolling Butterbeer corks for him to chase.

"Nearly time for bed, I think," said Mrs. Weasley with a yawn.

"Not just yet, Molly" said Sirius, pushing away his empty plate and turning to look at Harry.

"You know, I’m surprised at you. I thought the first thing you’d do when you got here would be

to start asking questions about Voldemort."

The atmosphere in the room changed with the rapidity Harry associated with the arrival of

Dementors. Where seconds before it had been sleepily relaxed, it was now alert, even tense. A

frisson had gone around the table at the mention of Voldemort’s name. Lupin, who had been

about to take a sip of wine, lowered his goblet slowly, looking wary.

"I did!" said Harry indignantly. "I asked Ron and Hermione but they said we’re not allowed in the Order, so -"

"And they’re quite right," said Mrs. Weasley. "You’re too young."

She was sitting bolt upright in her chair, her fists clenched on its arms, every trace of drowsiness


"Since when did someone have to be in the Order of the Phoenix to ask questions?" asked Sirius.

"Harry’s been trapped in that Muggle house for a month. He’s got the right to know what’s been


"Hang on!" interrupted George loudly.

"How come Harry gets his questions answered?" said Fred angrily.

"We’ve been trying to get stuff out of you for a month and you haven’t told us a single stinking

thing!" said George.

"‘You’re too young, you’re not in the Order’," said Fred in a high-pitched voice that sounded

uncannily like his mother’s. "Harry’s not even of age!"

"It’s not my fault you haven’t been told what the Order’s doing," said Sirius calmly, "that’s your

parents’ decision. Harry, on the other hand -"

"It’s not down to you to decide what’s good for Harry!" said Mrs. Weasley sharply. The

expression on her normally kind face looked dangerous. "You haven’t forgotten what

Dumbledore said, I suppose?"

"Which bit?" Sirius asked politely, but with the air of a man readying himself for a fight.

"The bit about not telling Harry more than he needs to know," said Mrs. Weasley, placing a heavy emphasis on the last three words.

Ron, Hermione, Fred and George’s heads swiveled from Sirius to Mrs. Weasley as though they

were following a tennis rally. Ginny was kneeling amid a pile of abandoned Butterbeer corks,

watching the conversation with her mouth slightly open. Lupin’s eyes were fixed on Sirius.

"I don’t intend to tell him more than he needs to know, Molly," said Sirius. "But as he was the

one who saw Voldemort come back" (again, there was a collective shudder around the table at

the name) "he has more right than most to -"

"He’s not a member of the Order of the Phoenix!" said Mrs. Weasley. "He’s only fifteen and -"

"And he’s dealt with as much as most in the Order," said Sirius, "and more than some."

"No one’s denying what he’s done!" said Mrs. Weasley, her voice rising, her fists trembling on

the arms of her chair. "But he’s still -"

"He’s not a child!" said Sirius impatiently.

"He’s not an adult either!" said Mrs. Weasley, the color rising in her cheeks. "He’s not James,


"I’m perfectly clear who he is, thanks, Molly," said Sirius coldly.

"I’m not sure you are!" said Mrs. Weasley. "Sometimes, the way you talk about him, it’s as

though you think you’ve got your best friend back!"

"What’s wrong with that?" said Harry.

"What’s wrong, Harry, is that you are not your father, however much you might look like him!"

said Mrs. Weasley, her eyes still boring into Sirius. "You are still at school and adults responsible for you should not forget it!"

"Meaning I’m an irresponsible godfather?" demanded Sirius, his voice rising.

"Meaning you have been known to act rashly, Sirius, which is why Dumbledore keeps reminding

you to stay at home and -"

"We’ll leave my instructions from Dumbledore out of this, if you please!" said Sirius loudly.

"Arthur!" said Mrs. Weasley, rounding on her husband. "Arthur, back me up!"

Mr. Weasley did not speak at once. He took off his glasses and cleaned them slowly on his robes,

not looking at his wife. Only when he had replaced them carefully on his nose did he reply.

"Dumbledore knows the position has changed, Molly. He accepts that Harry will have to be filled in, to a certain extent, now that he is staying at Headquarters."

"Yes, but there’s a difference between that and inviting him to ask whatever he likes!"

"Personally," said Lupin quietly, looking away from Sirius at last, as Mrs. Weasley turned

quickly to him, hopeful that finally she was about to get an ally, "I think it better that Harry gets

the facts - not all the facts, Molly, but the general picture - from us, rather than a garbled version

from... others."

His expression was mild, but Harry felt sure Lupin, at least, knew that some Extendable Ears had

survived Mrs. Weasley’s purge.

"Well," said Mrs. Weasley, breathing deeply and looking around the table for support that did not come, "well... I can see I’m going to be overruled. I’ll just say this: Dumbledore must have had his reasons for not wanting Harry to know too much, and speaking as someone who has Harry’s best interests at heart -"

"He’s not your son," said Sirius quietly.

"He’s as good as," said Mrs. Weasley fiercely. "Who else has he got?"

"He’s got me!"

"Yes," said Mrs. Weasley, her lip curling, "the thing is, it’s been rather difficult for you to look

after him while you’ve been locked up in Azkaban, hasn’t it?"

Sirius started to rise from his chair.

"Molly, you’re not the only person at this table who cares about Harry," said Lupin sharply.

"Sirius, sit down."

Mrs. Weasley’s lower lip was trembling. Sirius sank slowly back into his chair, his face white.

"I think Harry ought to be allowed a say in this," Lupin continued, "he’s old enough to decide for


"I want to know what’s been going on," Harry said at once.

He did not look at Mrs. Weasley. He had been touched by what she had said about his being as

good as a son, but he was also impatient with her mollycoddling. Sirius was right, he was not a


"Very well," said Mrs. Weasley, her voice cracking. "Ginny - Ron - Hermione - Fred - George - I want you out of this kitchen, now."

There was instant uproar.

"We’re of age!" Fred and George bellowed together.

"If Harry’s allowed, why can’t I?" shouted Ron.

"Mum, I want to hear!" wailed Ginny.

"NO!" shouted Mrs. Weasley, standing up, her eyes over bright. "I absolutely forbid -"

"Molly, you can’t stop Fred and George," said Mr. Weasley wearily. "They are of age."

"They’re still at school."

"But they’re legally adults now," said Mr. Weasley, in the same tired voice.

Mrs. Weasley was now scarlet in the face.

"I - oh, all right then, Fred and George can stay, but Ron -"

"Harry’ll tell me and Hermione everything you say anyway!" said Ron hotly. "Won’t - won’t

you?" he added uncertainly, meeting Harry’s eyes.

For a split second, Harry considered telling Ron that he wouldn’t tell him a single word, that he

could try a taste of being kept in the dark and see how he liked it. But the nasty impulse vanished

as they looked at each other.

"Course I will," Harry said.

Ron and Hermione beamed.

"Fine!" shouted Mrs. Weasley. "Fine! Ginny - BED!"

Ginny did not go quietly. They could hear her raging and storming at her mother all the way up

the stairs, and when she reached the hall Mrs. Blacks ear-splitting shrieks were added to the din.

Lupin hurried off to the portrait to restore calm. It was only after he had returned, closing the

kitchen door behind him and taking his seat at the table again, that Sirius spoke.

"Okay, Harry... what do you want to know?"

Harry took a deep breath and asked the question that had obsessed him for the last month.

"Where’s Voldemort?" he said, ignoring the renewed shudders and winces at the name. "What’s

he doing? I’ve been trying to watch the Muggle news, and there hasn’t been anything that looks

like him yet, no funny deaths or anything."

"That’s because there haven’t been any funny deaths yet," said Sirius, "not as far as we know,

anyway... and we know quite a lot."

"More than he thinks we do, anyway," said Lupin.

"How come he’s stopped killing people?" Harry asked. He knew Voldemort had murdered more

than once in the last year alone.

"Because he doesn’t want to draw attention to himself," said Sirius. "It would be dangerous for

him. His comeback didn’t come off quite the way he wanted it to, you see. He messed it up."

"Or rather, you messed it up for him," said Lupin, with a satisfied smile.

"How?" Harry asked, perplexed.

"You weren’t supposed to survive!" said Sirius. "Nobody apart from his Death Eaters was

supposed to know he’d come back. But you survived to bear witness."

"And the very last person he wanted alerted to his return the moment he got back was

Dumbledore," said Lupin. "And you made sure Dumbledore knew at once."

"How has that helped?" Harry asked.

"Are you kidding?" said Bill incredulously. "Dumbledore was the only one You-Know-Who was

ever scared of!"

"Thanks to you, Dumbledore was able to recall the Order of the Phoenix about an hour after

Voldemort returned," said Sirius.

"So, what’s the Order been doing?" said Harry, looking around at them all.

"Working as hard as we can to make sure Voldemort can’t carry out his plans," said Sirius.

"How d’you know what his plans are?" Harry asked quickly.

"Dumbledore’s got a shrewd idea,’ said Lupin, "and Dumbledore’s shrewd ideas normally turn

out to be accurate."

"So what does Dumbledore reckon he’s planning?"

"Well, firstly, he wants to build up his army again," said Sirius. "In the old days he had huge

numbers at his command: witches and wizards he’d bullied or bewitched into following him, his

faithful Death Eaters, a great variety of Dark creatures. You heard him planning to recruit the

giants; well, they’ll be just one of the groups he’s after. He’s certainly not going to try and take

on the Ministry of Magic with only a dozen Death Eaters."

"So you’re trying to stop him getting more followers?"

"We’re doing our best," said Lupin.


"Well, the main thing is to try and convince as many people as possible that You-Know-Who

really has returned, to put them on their guard," said Bill. "It’s proving tricky, though."


"Because of the Ministry’s attitude," said Tonks. "You saw Cornelius Fudge after You-Know-

Who came back, Harry. Well, he hasn’t shifted his position at all. He’s absolutely refusing to

believe it’s happened."

"But why?" said Harry desperately. "Why’s he being so stupid? If Dumbledore -"

"Ah, well, you’ve put your finger on the problem," said Mr. Weasley with a wry smile. "Dumbledore."

"Fudge is frightened of him, you see," said Tonks sadly.

"Frightened of Dumbledore?" said Harry incredulously.

"Frightened of what he’s up to," said Mr. Weasley. "Fudge thinks Dumbledore’s plotting to

overthrow him. He thinks Dumbledore wants to be Minister for Magic."

"But Dumbledore doesn’t want -"

"Of course he doesn’t," said Mr. Weasley. "He’s never wanted the Minister’s job, even though a

lot of people wanted him to take it when Millicent Bagnold retired. Fudge came to power

instead, but he’s never quite forgotten how much popular support Dumbledore had, even though

Dumbledore never applied for the job."

"Deep down, Fudge knows Dumbledore’s much cleverer than he is - a much more powerful

wizard, and in the early days of his Ministry he was forever asking Dumbledore for help and

advice," said Lupin. "But it seems he’s become fond of power, and much more confident. He

loves being Minister for Magic and he’s managed to convince himself that he’s the clever one

and Dumbledore’s simply stirring up trouble for the sake of it."

"How can he think that?" said Harry angrily. "How can he think Dumbledore would just make it

all up - that I’d make it all up?"

"Because accepting that Voldemort’s back would mean trouble like the Ministry hasn’t had to

cope with for nearly fourteen years," said Sirius bitterly. "Fudge just can’t bring himself to face

it. It’s so much more comfortable to convince himself Dumbledore’s lying to destabilize him."

"You see the problem," said Lupin. "While the Ministry insists there is nothing to fear from

Voldemort it’s hard to convince people he’s back, especially as they really don’t want to believe

it in the first place. What’s more, the Ministry’s leaning heavily on the Daily Prophet not to report any of what they’re calling Dumbledore’s rumor-mongering, so most of the wizarding

community are completely unaware any things happened, and that makes them easy targets for

the Death Eaters if they’re using the Imperius Curse."

"But you’re telling people, aren’t you?" said Harry, looking around at Mr. Weasley, Sirius, Bill,

Mundungus, Lupin and Tonks. "You’re letting people know he’s back?"

They all smiled humorlessly.

"Well, as everyone thinks I’m a mad mass-murderer and the Ministry’s put a ten thousand

Galleon price on my head, I can hardly stroll up the street and start handing out leaflets, can I?"

said Sirius restlessly.

"And I’m not a very popular dinner guest with most of the community," said Lupin. "It’s an

occupational hazard of being a werewolf."

"Tonks and Arthur would lose their jobs at the Ministry if they started shooting their mouths off," said Sirius, "and it’s very important for us to have spies inside the Ministry, because you can bet Voldemort will have them."

"We’ve managed to convince a couple of people, though," said Mr. Weasley, "Tonks here, for

one - she’s too young to have been in the Order of the Phoenix last time, and having Aurors on

our side is a huge advantage - Kingsley Shacklebolt’s been a real asset, too; he’s in charge of the

hunt for Sirius, so he’s been feeding the Ministry information that Sirius is in Tibet."

"But if none of you are putting the news out that Voldemorts back -" Harry began.

"Who said none of us are putting the news out?" said Sirius. "Why d’you think Dumbledore’s in

such trouble?"

"What d’you mean?" Harry asked.

"They’re trying to discredit him," said Lupin. "Didn’t you see the Daily Prophet last week? They

reported that he’d been voted out of the Chairmanship of the International Confederation of

Wizards because he’s getting old and losing his grip, but it’s not true; he was voted out by

Ministry wizards after he made a speech announcing Voldemorts return. They’ve demoted him

from Chief Warlock on the Wizengamot - that’s the Wizard High Court - and they’re talking

about taking away his Order of Merlin, First Class, too."

"But Dumbledore says he doesn’t care what they do as long as they don’t take him off the

Chocolate Frog Cards," said Bill, grinning.

"It’s no laughing matter," said Mr. Weasley sharply. "If he carries on defying the Ministry like

this he could end up in Azkaban, and the last thing we want is to have Dumbledore locked up.

While You-Know-Who knows Dumbledore’s out there and wise to what he’s up to he’s going to

go cautiously. If Dumbledore’s out of the way - well, You-Know-Who will have a clear field."

"But if Voldemort’s trying to recruit more Death Eaters it’s bound to get out that he’s come back, isn’t it?" asked Harry desperately.

"Voldemort doesn’t march up to people’s houses and bang on their front doors, Harry," said

Sirius. "He tricks, jinxes and blackmails them. He’s well-practiced at operating in secret. In any

case, gathering followers is only one thing he’s interested in. He’s got other plans too, plans he

can put into operation very quietly indeed, and he’s concentrating on those for the moment.’

"What’s he after apart from followers?" Harry asked swiftly. He thought he saw Sirius and Lupin

exchange the most fleeting of looks before Sirius answered.

"Stuff he can only get by stealth."

When Harry continued to look puzzled, Sirius said, "Like a weapon. Something he didn’t have

last time."

"When he was powerful before?"


"Like what kind of weapon?" said Harry. "Something worse than the Avada Kedavra -?"

"That’s enough!"

Mrs. Weasley spoke from the shadows beside the door. Harry hadn’t noticed her return from

taking Ginny upstairs. Her arms were crossed and she looked furious.

"I want you in bed, now. All of you," she added, looking around at Fred, George, Ron and


"You can’t boss us -" Fred began.

"Watch me," snarled Mrs. Weasley. She was trembling slightly as she looked at Sirius. "You’ve

given Harry plenty of information. Any more and you might just as well induct him into the

Order straightaway."

"Why not?" said Harry quickly. "I’ll join, I want to join, I want to fight."


It was not Mrs. Weasley who spoke this time, but Lupin.

"The Order is comprised only of overage wizards," he said. "Wizards who have left school," he

added, as Fred and George opened their mouths. "There are dangers involved of which you can

have no idea, any of you... I think Molly’s right, Sirius. We’ve said enough."

Sirius half-shrugged but did not argue. Mrs. Weasley beckoned imperiously to her sons and

Hermione. One by one they stood up and Harry, recognizing defeat, followed suit.


The Noble and Most Ancient House of Black

Mrs. Weasley followed them upstairs looking grim.

"I want you all to go straight to bed, no talking," she said as they reached the first landing, "we’ve got a busy day tomorrow. I expect Ginny’s asleep," she added to Hermione, "so try not to wake her up."

"Asleep, yeah, right," said Fred in an undertone, after Hermione bade them goodnight and they

were climbing to the next floor. "If Ginny’s not lying awake waiting for Hermione to tell her

everything they said downstairs then I’m a Flobberworm..."

"All right, Ron, Harry," said Mrs. Weasley on the second landing, pointing them into their

bedroom. "Off to bed with you."

"Night," Harry and Ron said to the twins.

"Sleep tight," said Fred, winking.

Mrs. Weasley closed the door behind Harry with a sharp snap. The bedroom looked, if anything,

even danker and gloomier than it had on first sight. The blank picture on the wall was now

breathing very slowly and deeply, as though its invisible occupant was asleep. Harry put on his

pajamas, took off his glasses and climbed into his chilly bed while Ron threw Owl Treats up on

top of the wardrobe to pacify Hedwig and Pigwidgeon, who were clattering around and rustling

their wings restlessly.

"We can’t let them out to hunt every night," Ron explained as he pulled on his maroon pajamas.

"Dumbledore doesn’t want too many owls swooping around the square, thinks it’ll look

suspicious. Oh yeah... I forgot..."

He crossed to the door and bolted it.

"What’re you doing that for?"

"Kreacher," said Ron as he turned off the light. "First night I was here he came wandering in at

three in the morning. Trust me, you don’t want to wake up and find him prowling around your

room. Anyway..." he got into his bed, settled down under the covers then turned to look at Harry

in the darkness; Harry could see his outline by the moonlight filtering in through the grimy

window, "what d’you reckon?"

Harry didn’t need to ask what Ron meant.

"Well, they didn’t tell us much we couldn’t have guessed, did they?" he said, thinking of all that

had been said downstairs. "I mean, all they’ve really said is that the Order’s trying to stop people

joining Vol--"

There was a sharp intake of breath from Ron.

"--demort," said Harry firmly. "When are you going to start using his name? Sirius and Lupin do."

Ron ignored this last comment.

"Yeah, you’re right," he said, "we already knew nearly everything they told us, from using the

Extendable Ears. The only new bit was -"



"Keep your voice down, Ron, or Mum’ll be back up he re."

"You two just Apparated on my knees!"

"Yeah, well, it’s harder in the dark."

Harry saw the blurred outlines of Fred and George leaping down from Ron’s bed. There was a

groan of bedsprings and Harry’s mattress descended a few inches as George sat down near his


"So, got there yet?" said George eagerly.

"The weapon Sirius mentioned?" said Harry.

"Let slip, more like," said Fred with relish, now sitting next to Ron. "We didn’t hear about that on the old Extendables, did we?"

"What d’you reckon it is?" said Harry.

"Could be anything," said Fred.

"But there can’t be anything worse than the Avada Kedavra Curse, can there?" said Ron. "What’s worse than death?"

"Maybe it’s something that can kill loads of people at once," suggested George.

"Maybe it’s some particularly painful way of killing people," said Ron fearfully.

"He’s got the Cruciatus Curse for causing pain," said Harry, "he doesn’t need anything more

efficient than that."

There was a pause and Harry knew that the others, like him, were wondering what horrors this

weapon could perpetrate.

"So who d’you think’s got it now?" asked George.

"I hope it’s our side," said Ron, sounding slightly nervous.

"If it is, Dumbledore’s probably keeping it," said Fred.

"Where?" said Ron quickly. "Hogwarts?"

"Bet it is!" said George. "That’s where he hid the Sorcerer’s Stone."

"A weapons going to be a lot bigger than the Stone, though!" said Ron.

"Not necessarily" said Fred.

"Yeah, size is no guarantee of power," said George. "Look at Ginny."

"What d’you mean?" said Harry.

"You’ve never been on the receiving end of one of her Bat-Bogey Hexes, have you?"

"Shh!" said Fred, half-rising from the bed. "Listen!"

They fell silent. Footsteps were coming up the stairs.

"Mum," said George and without further ado there was a loud crack and Harry felt the weight

vanish from the end of his bed. A few seconds later, they heard the floorboard creak outside their

door; Mrs. Weasley was plainly listening to check whether or not they were talking.

Hedwig and Pigwidgeon hooted dolefully. The floorboard creaked again and they heard her

heading upstairs to check on Fred and George.

"She doesn’t trust us at all, you know," said Ron regretfully.

Harry was sure he would not be able to fall asleep; the evening had been so packed with things to

think about that he fully expected to lie awake for hours mulling it all over. He wanted to

continue talking to Ron, but Mrs. Weasley was now creaking back downstairs again, and once

she had gone he distinctly heard others making their way upstairs... in fact, many-legged

creatures were cantering softly up and down outside the bedroom door, and Hagrid the Care of

Magical Creatures teacher was saying, "Beauties, arn’ they, eh, Harry? We’ll be studyin’ weapons this term..." and Harry saw that the creatures had cannons for heads and were wheeling to face him... he ducked...

The next thing he knew, he was curled into a warm ball under his bedclothes and Georges loud

voice was filling the room.

"Mum says get up, your breakfast is in the kitchen and then she needs you in the drawing room,

there are loads more Doxys than she thought and she’s found a nest of dead Puffskeins under the


Half an hour later Harry and Ron, who had dressed and breakfasted quickly, entered the drawing

room, a long, high-ceilinged room on the first floor with olive green walls covered in dirty

tapestries. The carpet exhaled little clouds of dust every time someone put their foot on it and the

long, moss green velvet curtains were buzzing as though swarming with invisible bees. It was

around these that Mrs. Weasley, Hermione, Ginny, Fred and George were grouped, all looking

rather peculiar as they had each tied a cloth over their nose and mouth. Each of them was also

holding a large bottle of black liquid with anozzle at the end.

"Cover your faces and take a spray," Mrs. Weasley said to Harry and Ron the moment she saw

them, pointing to two more bottles of black liquid standing on a spindle-legged table. "It’s

Doxycide. I’ve never seen an infestation this bad - what that house-elf’s been doing for the last ten years -"

Hermione’s face was half concealed by a tea towel but Harry distinctly saw her throw a

reproachful look at Mrs. Weasley.

"Kreacher’s really old, he probably couldn’t manage -"

"You’d be surprised what Kreacher can manage when he wants to, Hermione," said Sirius, who

had just entered the room carrying a bloodstained bag of what appeared to be dead rats. "I’ve just

been feeding Buckbeak," he added, in reply to Harry s enquiring look. "I keep him upstairs in my

mothers bedroom. Anyway... this writing desk..."

He dropped the bag of rats into an armchair, then bent over to examine the locked cabinet which,

Harry now noticed for the first time, was shaking slightly.

"Well, Molly, I’m pretty sure this is a Boggart," said Sirius, peering through the keyhole, "but

perhaps we ought to let Mad-Eye have a shifty at it before we let it out - knowing my mother, it

could be something much worse."

"Right you are, Sirius," said Mrs. Weasley.

They were both speaking in carefully light, polite voices that told Harry quite plainly that neither

had forgotten their disagreement of the night before.

A loud, clanging bell sounded from downstairs, followed at once by the cacophony of screams

and wails that had been triggered the previous night by Tonks knocking over the umbrella stand.

"I keep telling them not to ring the doorbell!" said Sirius exasperatedly, hurrying out of the room.

They heard him thundering down the stairs as Mrs. Black’s screeches echoed up through the

house once more:

"Stains, of dishonor, filthy half-breeds, blood traitors, children of filth"

"Close the door, please, Harry," said Mrs. Weasley.

Harry took as much time as he dared to close the drawing-room door; he wanted to listen to what

was going on downstairs. Sirius had obviously managed to shut the curtains over his mother’s

portrait because she had stopped screaming. He heard Sirius walking down the hall, then the

clattering of the chain on the front door, and then a deep voice he recognized as Kingsley

Shacklebolt’s saying, "Hestia’s just relieved me, so she’s got Moody’s Cloak now, thought I’d

leave a report for Dumbledore..."

Feeling Mrs. Weasley’s eyes on the back of his head, Harry regretfully closed the drawing-room

door and rejoined the Doxy party.

Mrs. Weasley was bending over to check the page on Doxys in Gilderoy Lockhart’s Guide to

Household Pests, which was lying open on the sofa.

"Right, you lot, you need to be careful, because Doxys bite and their teeth are poisonous. I’ve got a bottle of antidote here, but I’d rather nobody needed it."

She straightened up, positioned herself squarely in front of the curtains and beckoned them all


"When I say the word, start spraying immediately," she said. "They’ll come flying out at us, I

expect, but it says on the sprays one good squirt will paralyze them. When they’re immobilized,

just throw them in this bucket."

She stepped carefully out of their line of fire, and raised her own spray.

"All right - squirt!"

Harry had been spraying only a few seconds when a fully-grown Doxy came soaring out of a

fold in the material, shiny beetle-like wings whirring, tiny needle-sharp teeth bared, its fairy-like

body covered with thick black hair and its four tiny fists clenched with fury. Harry caught it full

in the face with a blast of Doxycide. It froze in midair and fell, with a surprisingly loud hunk, on

to the worn carpet below. Harry picked it up and threw it in the bucket.

"Fred, what are you doing?" said Mrs. Weasley sharply. "Spray that at once and throw it away!"

Harry looked round. Fred was holding a struggling Doxy between his forefinger and thumb.

"Right-o,’ Fred said brightly, spraying the Doxy quickly in the face so that it fainted, but the

moment Mrs. Weasley’s back was turned he pocketed it with a wink.

"We want to experiment with Doxy venom for our Skiving Snackboxes," George told Harry under his breath.

Deftly spraying two Doxys at once as they soared straight for his nose, Harry moved closer to

George and muttered out of the corner of his mouth, "What are Skiving Snackboxes?"

"Range of sweets to make you ill," George whispered, keeping a wary eye on Mrs. Weasley’s

back. "Not seriously ill, mind, just ill enough to get you out of a class when you feel like it. Fred

and I have been developing them this summer. They’re double-ended, color-coded chews. If

you eat the orange half of the Puking Pastilles, you throw up. Moment you’ve been rushed out of

the lesson for the hospital wing, you swallow the purple half -"

"which restores you to full fitness, enabling you to pursue the leisure activity of your own

choice during an hour that would otherwise have been devoted to unprofitable boredom. That’s

what we’re putting in the adverts, anyway," whispered Fred, who had edged over out of Mrs.

Weasley’s line of vision and was now sweeping a few stray Doxys from the floor and adding

them to his pocket. "But they still need a bit of work. At the moment our testers are having a bit

of trouble stopping puking long enough to swallow the purple end."


"Us," said Fred. "We take it in turns. George did the Fainting Fancies - we both tried the

Nosebleed Nougat -"

"Mum thought we’d been dueling," said George.

"Joke shop still on, then?" Harry muttered, pretending to be adjusting the nozzle on his spray.

"Well, we haven’t had a chance to get premises yet," said Fred, dropping his voice even lower as

Mrs. Weasley mopped her brow with her scarf before returning to the attack, "so we’re running it

as a mail-order service at the moment. We put advertisements in the Daily Prophet last week."

"All thanks to you, mate," said George. "But don’t worry... Mum hasn’t got a clue. She won’t read the Daily Prophet any more, ‘cause of it telling lies about you and Dumbledore."

Harry grinned. He had forced the Weasley twins to take the thousand Galleons prize money he

had won in the Triwizard Tournament to help them realize their ambition to open a joke shop,

but he was still glad to know that his part in furthering their plans was unknown to Mrs.

Weasley. She did not think running a joke shop was a suitable career for two of her sons.

The de-Doxying of the curtains took most of the morning. It was past midday when Mrs.

Weasley finally removed her protective scarf, sank into a sagging armchair and sprang up again

with a cry of disgust, having sat on the bag of dead rats. The curtains were no longer buzzing;

they hung limp and damp from the intensive spraying. At the foot of them unconscious Doxys

lay crammed in the bucket beside a bowl of their black eggs, at which Crookshanks was now

sniffing and Fred and George were shooting covetous looks.

"I think we’ll tackle those after lunch." Mrs. Weasley pointed at the dusty glass-fronted cabinets

standing on either side of the mantelpiece. They were crammed with an odd assortment of

objects: a selection of rusty daggers, claws, a coiled snakeskin, a number of tarnished silver

boxes inscribed with languages Harry could not understand and, least pleasant of all, an ornate

crystal bottle with a large opal set into the stopper, full of what Harry was quite sure was blood.

The clanging doorbell rang again. Everyone looked at Mrs. Weasley.

"Stay here," she said firmly, snatching up the bag of rats as Mrs. Black’s screeches started up

again from down below. "I’ll bring up some sandwiches."

She left the room, closing the door carefully behind her. At once, everyone dashed over to the

window to look down on the doorstep. They could see the top of an unkempt gingery head and a

stack of precariously balanced cauldrons.

"Mundungus!" said Hermione. "What’s he brought all those cauldrons for?"

"Probably looking for a safe place to keep them," said Harry. "Isn’t that what he was doing the

night he was supposed to be tailing me? Picking up dodgy cauldrons?"

"Yeah, you’re right!" said Fred, as the front door opened; Mundungus heaved his cauldrons

through it and disappeared from view. "Blimey, Mum won’t like that..."

He and George crossed to the door and stood beside it, listening closely. Mrs. Black’s screaming

had stopped.

"Mundungus is talking to Sirius and Kingsley," Fred muttered, frowning with concentration. "Can’t hear properly... d’you reckon we can risk the Extendable Ears?"

"Might be worth it," said George. "I could sneak up stairs and get a pair -"

But at that precise moment there was an explosion of sound from downstairs that rendered

Extendable Ears quite unnecessary. All of them could hear exactly what Mrs. Weasley was

shouting at the top of her voice.


"I love hearing Mum shouting at someone else," said Fred, with a satisfied smile on his face as he opened the door an inch or so to allow Mrs. Weasley’s voice to permeate the room better, "it

makes such a nice change."



"The idiots are letting her get into her stride," said George, shaking his head. "You’ve got to head her off early otherwise she builds up a head of steam and goes on for hours. And she’s been

dying to have a go at Mundungus ever since he sneaked off when he was supposed to be

following you, Harry - and there goes Sirius’s mum again."

Mrs. Weasley’s voice was lost amid fresh shrieks and screams from the portraits in the hall.

George made to shut the door to drown the noise, but before he could do so, a house-elf edged

into the room.

Except for the filthy rag tied like a loincloth around its middle, it was completely naked. It

looked very old. Its skin seemed to be several times too big for it and, though it was bald like all

house-elves, there was a quantity of white hair growing out of its large, batlike ears. Its eyes

were a bloodshot and watery grey and its fleshy nose was large and rather snoutlike.

The elf took absolutely no notice of Harry and the rest. Acting as though it could not see them, it

shuffled hunchbacked, slowly and doggedly, towards the far end of the room, all the while

muttering under its breath in a hoarse, deep voice like a bullfrogs.

"... smells like a drain and a criminal to boot, but she’s no better, nasty old blood traitor with her

brats messing up my mistress’s house, oh, my poor mistress, if she knew, if she knew the scum

they’ve let into her house, what would she say to old Kreacher, oh, the shame of it, Mudbloods

and werewolves and traitors and thieves, poor old Kreacher, what can he do..."

"Hello, Kreacher," said Fred very loudly, closing the door with a snap.

The house-elf froze in his tracks, stopped muttering, and gave a very pronounced and very

unconvincing start of surprise.

"Kreacher did not see young master," he said, turning around and bowing to Fred. Still facing the

carpet, he added, perfectly audibly, "Nasty little brat of a blood traitor it is."

"Sorry?" said George. "Didn’t catch that last bit."

"Kreacher said nothing," said the elf, with a second bow to George, adding in a clear undertone,

"and there’s its twin, unnatural little beasts they are."

Harry didn’t know whether to laugh or not. The elf straightened up, eyeing them all

malevolently, and apparently convinced that they could not hear him as he continued to mutter.

"... and there’s the Mudblood, standing there bold as brass, oh, if my mistress knew, oh, how

she’d cry, and there’s a new boy, Kreacher doesn’t know his name. What is he doing here?

Kreacher doesn’t know..."

"This is Harry, Kreacher," said Hermione tentatively. "Harry Potter."

Kreacher’s pale eyes widened and he muttered faster and more furiously than ever.

"The Mudblood is talking to Kreacher as though she is my friend, if Kreacher’s mistress saw him

in such company, oh, what would she say -"

"Don’t call her a Mudblood!" said Ron and Ginny together, very angrily.

"It doesn’t matter," Hermione whispered, "he’s not in his right mind, he doesn’t know what he’s -"

"Don’t kid yourself, Hermione, he knows exactly what he’s saying," said Fred, eyeing Kreacher

with great dislike.

Kreacher was still muttering, his eyes on Harry.

"Is it true? Is it Harry Potter? Kreacher can see t he scar, it must be true, that’s the boy who

stopped the Dark Lord, Kreacher wonders how he did it -"

"Don’t we all, Kreacher," said Fred.

"What do you want, anyway?" George asked.

Kreacher’s huge eyes darted towards George.

"Kreacher is cleaning," he said evasively.

"A likely story," said a voice behind Harry.

Sirius had come back; he was glowering at the elf from the doorway. The noise in the hall had

abated; perhaps Mrs. Weasley and Mundungus had moved their argument down into the kitchen.

At the sight of Sirius, Kreacher flung himself into a ridiculously low bow that flattened his

snoutlike nose on the floor.

"Stand up straight," said Sirius impatiently. "Now, what are you up to?"

"Kreacher is cleaning," the elf repeated. "Kreacher lives to serve the Noble House of Black -"

"And it’s getting blacker every day, it’s filthy," said Sirius.

"Master always liked his little joke," said Kreacher, bowing again, and continuing in an

undertone, "Master was a nasty ungrateful swine who broke his mother’s heart -"

"My mother didn’t have a heart, Kreacher," snapped Sirius. "She kept herself alive out of pure


Kreacher bowed again as he spoke.

"Whatever Master says," he muttered furiously. "Master is not fit to wipe slime from his mother’s boots, oh, my poor mistress, what would she say if she saw Kreacher serving him, how she hated him, what a disappointment he was -"

"I asked you what you were up to," said Sirius coldly. "Every time you show up pretending to be

cleaning, you sneak something off to your room so we can’t throw it out."

"Kreacher would never move anything from its proper place in Master’s house," said the elf, then muttered very fast, "Mistress would never forgive Kreacher if the tapestry was thrown out, seven centuries it’s been in the family, Kreacher must save it, Kreacher will not let Master and the blood traitors and the brats destroy it -"

"I thought it might be that," said Sirius, casting a disdainful look at the opposite wall. "She’ll have put another Permanent Sticking Charm on the back of it, I don’t doubt, but if I can get rid of it I certainly will. Now go away, Kreacher."

It seemed that Kreacher did not dare disobey a direct order; nevertheless, the look he gave Sirius

as he shuffled out past him was full of deepest loathing and he muttered all the way out of the


"- comes back from Azkaban ordering Kreacher around, oh, my poor mistress, what would she

say if she saw the house now, scum living in it, her treasures thrown out, she swore he was no

son of hers and he’s back, they say he’s a murderer too -"

"Keep muttering and I will be a murderer!" said Sirius irritably as he slammed the door shut on

the elf.

"Sirius, he’s not right in the head," Hermione pleaded, "I don’t think he realizes we can hear him."

"He’s been alone too long," said Sirius, "taking mad orders from my mother’s portrait and talking to himself, but he was always a foul little -"

"If you could just set him free," said Hermione hopefully, "maybe -"

"We can’t set him free, he knows too much about the Order" said Sirius curtly. "And anyway, the shock would kill him. You suggest to him that he leaves this house, see how he takes it."

Sirius walked across the room to where the tapestry Kreacher had been trying to protect hung the

length of the wall. Harry and the others followed.

The tapestry looked immensely old; it was faded and looked as though Doxys had gnawed it in

places. Nevertheless, the golden thread with which it was embroidered still glinted brightly

enough to show them a sprawling family tree dating back (as far as Harry could tell) to the

Middle Ages. Large words at the very top of the tapestry read:

The Noble and Most Ancient House of Black Toujours pur

"You’re not on here!" said Harry, after scanning the bottom of the tree closely.

"I used to be there," said Sirius, pointing at a small, round, charred hole in the tapestry, rather like a cigarette burn. "My sweet old mother blasted me off after I ran away from home - Kreacher’s quite fond of muttering the story under his breath."

"You ran away from home?"

"When I was about sixteen," said Sirius. "I’d had enough."

"Where did you go?" asked Harry, staring at him.

"Your dad’s place," said Sirius. "Your grandparents were really good about it; they sort of adopted me as a second son. Yeah, I camped out at your dad’s in the school holidays, and when I was seventeen I got a place of my own. My Uncle Alphard had left me a decent bit of gold - he’s been wiped off here, too, that’s probably why - anyway, after that I looked after myself. I was always welcome at Mr. and Mrs. Potter’s for Sunday lunch, though."

"But... why did you...?"

"Leave?" Sirius smiled bitterly and ran his fingers through his long, unkempt hair. "Because I

hated the whole lot of them: my parents, with their pure-blood mania, convinced that to be a

Black made you practically royal... my idiot brother, soft enough to believe them... that’s him."

Sirius jabbed a finger at the very bottom of the tree, at the name Regulus Black. A date of death

(some fifteen years previously) followed the date of birth.

"He was younger than me," said Sirius, "and a much better son, as I was constantly reminded."

"But he died," said Harry.

"Yeah," said Sirius. "Stupid idiot... he joined the Death Eaters."

"You’re kidding!"

"Come on, Harry, haven’t you seen enough of this house to tell what kind of wizards my family

were?" said Sirius testily.

"Were - were your parents Death Eaters as well?"

"No, no, but believe me, they thought Voldemort had the right idea, they were all for the

purification of the wizarding race, getting rid of Muggle-borns and having pure-bloods in charge.

They weren’t alone, either, there were quite a few people, before Voldemort showed his true

colors, who thought he had the right idea about things... they got cold feet when they saw what

he was prepared to do to get power, though. But I bet my parents thought Regulus was a right

little hero for joining up at first."

"Was he killed by an Auror?" Harry asked tentatively.

"Oh, no," said Sirius. "No, he was murdered by Voldemort. Or on Voldemort’s orders, more likely; I doubt Regulus was ever important enough to be killed by Voldemort in person. From what I found out after he died, he got in so far, then panicked about what he was being asked to do and tried to back out. Well, you don’t just hand in your resignation to Voldemort. It’s a lifetime of service or death."

"Lunch," said Mrs. Weasleys voice.

She was holding her wand high in front of her, balancing a huge tray loaded with sandwiches and

cake on its tip. She was very red in the face and still looked angry. The others moved over to her,

eager for some food, but Harry remained with Sirius, who had bent closer to the tapestry.

"I haven’t looked at this for years. There’s Phineas Nigellus... my great-great-grandfather, see?... least popular Headmaster Hogwarts ever had... and Araminta Mehflua... cousin of my

mothers... tried to force through a Ministry Bill to make Muggle-hunting legal... and dear Aunt

Elladora... she started the family tradition of beheading house-elves when they got too old to

carry tea trays... of course, any time the family produced someone halfway decent they were

disowned. I see Tonks isn’t on here. Maybe that’s why Kreacher won’t take orders from her - he’s supposed to do whatever anyone in the family asks him -"

"You and Tonks are related?" Harry asked, surprised.

"Oh, yeah, her mother Andromeda was my favorite cousin," said Sirius, examining the tapestry

closely. "No, Andromeda’s not on here either, look -"

He pointed to another small round burn mark between two names, Bellatrix and Narcissa.

"Andromeda’s sisters are still here because they made lovely, respectable pure-blood marriages,

but Andromeda married a Muggle-born, Ted Tonks, so -"

Sirius mimed blasting the tapestry with a wand and laughed sourly. Harry, however, did not

laugh; he was too busy staring at the names to the right of Andromeda’s burn mark. A double line of gold embroidery linked Narcissa Black with Lucius Malfoy and a single vertical gold line

from their names led to the name Draco.

"You’re related to the Malfoys!"

"The pure-blood families are all interrelated," said Sirius. "If you’re only going to let your sons

and daughters marry pure-bloods your choice is very limited; there are hardly any of us left.

Molly and I are cousins by marriage and Arthur’s something like my second cousin once

removed. But there’s no point looking for them on here - if ever a family was a bunch of blood

traitors it’s the Weasleys."

But Harry was now looking at the name to the left of Andromeda’s burn: Bellatrix Black, which

was connected by a double line to Rodolphus Lestrange.

"Lestrange..." Harry said aloud. The name had stirred something in his memory; he knew it from somewhere, but for a moment he couldn’t think where, though it gave him an odd, creeping

sensation in the pit of his stomach.

"They’re in Azkaban," said Sirius shortly.

Harry looked at him curiously.

"Bellatrix and her husband Rodolphus came in with Barty Crouch junior," said Sirius, in the same brusque voice. "Rodolphuss brother Rabastan was with them, too."

Then Harry remembered. He had seen Bellatrix Lestrange inside Dumbledore’s Pensieve, the

strange device in which thoughts and memories could be stored: a tall dark woman with heavylidded eyes, who had stood at her trial and proclaimed her continuing allegiance to Lord

Voldemort, her pride that she had tried to find him after his downfall and her conviction that she

would one day be rewarded for her loyalty.

"You never said she was your -"

"Does it matter if she’s my cousin?" snapped Sirius. "As far as I’m concerned, they’re not my

family. She’s certainly not my family. I haven’t seen her since I was your age, unless you count a

glimpse of her coming into Azkaban. D’you think I’m proud of having a relative like her?"

"Sorry," said Harry quickly, "I didn’t mean - I was just surprised, that’s all -"

"It doesn’t matter, don’t apologize," Sirius mumbled. He turned away from the tapestry, his hands deep in his pockets. "I don’t like being back here," he said, staring across the drawing room. "I never thought I’d be stuck in this house again."

Harry understood completely. He knew how he would feel, when he was grown up and thought

he was free of the place for ever, to return and live at number four, Privet Drive.

"It’s ideal for Headquarters, of course," Sirius said. "My father put every security measure known to wizard kind on it when he lived here. It’s unplottable, so Muggles could never come and call - as if they’d ever have wanted to - and now Dumbledore’s added his protection, you’d be hard put to find a safer house anywhere. Dumbledore is Secret Keeper for the Order, you know - nobody can find Headquarters unless he tells them personally where it is - that note Moody showed you last night, that was from Dumbledore..." Sirius gave a short, bark-like laugh. "If my parents could see the use their house was being put to now... well, my mothers portrait should give you some idea."

He scowled for a moment, then sighed.

"I wouldn’t mind if I could just get out occasionally and do something useful. I’ve asked

Dumbledore whether I can escort you to your hearing - as Snuffles, obviously - so I can give you

a bit of moral support, what d’you think?"

Harry felt as though his stomach had sunk through the dusty carpet. He had not thought about the

hearing once since dinner the previous evening; in the excitement of being back with the people

he liked best, and hearing everything that was going on, it had completely flown his mind. At

Sirius’s words, however, the crushing sense of dread returned to him. He stared at Hermione and

the Weasleys, all tucking into their sandwiches, and thought how he would feel if they went back

to Hogwarts without him.

"Don’t worry," Sirius said. Harry looked up and realized that Sirius had been watching him. "I’m

sure they’ll clear you, there’s definitely something in the International Statute of Secrecy about

being allowed to use magic to save your own life."

"But if they do expel me," said Harry quietly, "can I come back here and live with you?"

Sirius smiled sadly.

"We’ll see."

"I’d feel a lot better about the hearing if I knew I didn’t have to go back to the Dursleys," Harry

pressed him.

"They must be bad if you prefer this place," said Sirius gloomily.

"Hurry up, you two, or there won’t be any food left," Mrs. Weasley called.

Sirius heaved another great sigh, cast a dark look at the tapestry, then he and Harry went to join

the others.

Harry tried his best not to think about the hearing while they emptied the glass-fronted cabinets

that afternoon. Fortunately for him, it was a job that required a lot of concentration, as many of

the objects in there seemed very reluctant to leave their dusty shelves. Sirius sustained a bad bite

from a silver snuffbox; within seconds his bitten hand had developed an unpleasant crusty

covering like a tough brown glove.

"It’s okay," he said, examining the hand with interest before tapping it lightly with his wand and

restoring its skin to normal, "must be Wartcap powder in there."

He threw the box aside into the sack where they were depositing the debris from the cabinets;

Harry saw George wrap his own hand carefully in a cloth moments later and sneak the box into

his already Doxy-filled pocket.

They found an unpleasant-looking silver instrument, something like a many-legged pair of

tweezers, which scuttled up Harry’s arm like a spider when he picked it up, and attempted to

puncture his skin. Sirius seized it and smashed it with a heavy book entitled Nature’s Nobility: A

Wizarding Genealogy. There was a musical box that emitted a faintly sinister, tinkling tune

when wound, and they all found themselves becoming curiously weak and sleepy, until Ginny

had the sense to slam the lid shut; a heavy locket that none of them could open; a number of

ancient seals; and, in a dusty box, an Order of Merlin, First Class, that had been awarded to

Sirius’s grandfather for services to the Ministry.

"It means he gave them a load of gold," said Sirius contemptuously, throwing the medal into the

rubbish sack.

Several times Kreacher sidled into the room and attempted to smuggle things away under his

loincloth, muttering horrible curses every time they caught him at it. When Sirius wrested a large

golden ring bearing the Black crest from his grip, Kreacher actually burst into furious tears and

left the room sobbing under his breath and calling Sirius names Harry had never heard before.

"It was my father’s," said Sirius, throwing the ring into the sack. "Kreacher wasn’t quite as devoted to him as to my mother, but I still caught him snogging a pair of my father’s old trousers last week."

Mrs. Weasley kept them all working very hard over the next few days. The drawing room took

three days to decontaminate. Finally, the only undesirable things left in it were the tapestry of the

Black family tree, which resisted all their attempts to remove it from the wall, and the rattling

writing desk. Moody had not dropped by Headquarters yet, so they could not be sure what was

inside it.

They moved from the drawing room to a dining room on the ground floor where they found

spiders as large as saucers lurking in the dresser (Ron left the room hurriedly to make a cup of

tea and did not return for an hour and a half). The china, which bore the Black crest and motto,

was all thrown unceremoniously into a sack by Sirius, and the same fate met a set of old

photographs in tarnished silver frames, all of whose occupants squealed shrilly as the glass

covering them smashed.

Snape might refer to their work as ‘cleaning’, but in Harry’s opinion they were really waging war on the house, which was putting up a very good fight, aided and abetted by Kreacher. The house-elf kept appearing wherever they were congregated, his muttering becoming more and more offensive as he attempted to remove anything he could from the rubbish sacks. Sirius went as far as to threaten him with clothes, but Kreacher fixed him with a watery stare and said, "Master must do as Master wishes," before turning away and muttering very loudly, "but Master will not turn Kreacher away, no, because Kreacher knows what they are up to, oh yes, he is plotting against the Dark Lord, yes, with these Mudbloods and traitors and scum..." At which Sirius, ignoring Hermione’s protests, seized Kreacher by the back of his loincloth and

threw him bodily from the room.

The doorbell rang several times a day, which was the cue for Sirius’s mother to start shrieking

again, and for Harry and the others to attempt to eavesdrop on the visitor, though they gleaned

very little from the brief glimpses and snatches of conversation they were able to sneak before

Mrs. Weasley recalled them to their tasks. Snape flitted in and out of the house several times

more, though to Harry’s relief they never came face to face; Harry also caught sight of his

Transfiguration teacher Professor McGonagall, looking very odd in a Muggle dress and coat, and

she also seemed too busy to linger. Sometimes, however, the visitors stayed to help. Tonks

joined them for a memorable afternoon in which they found a murderous old ghoul lurking in an

upstairs toilet, and Lupin, who was staying in the house with Sirius but who left it for long

periods to do mysterious work for the Order, helped them repair a grandfather clock that had

developed the unpleasant habit of shooting heavy bolts at passers-by. Mundungus redeemed

himself slightly in Mrs. Weasley’s eyes by rescuing Ron from an ancient set of purple robes that

had tried to strangle him when he removed them from their wardrobe.

Despite the fact that he was still sleeping badly, still having dreams about corridors and locked

doors that made his scar prickle, Harry was managing to have fun for the first time all summer.

As long as he was busy he was happy; when the action abated, however, whenever he dropped

his guard, or lay exhausted in bed watching blurred shadows move across the ceiling, the thought

of the looming Ministry hearing returned to him. Fear jabbed at his insides like needles as he

wondered what was going to happen to him if he was expelled. The idea was so terrible that he

did not dare voice it aloud, not even to Ron and Hermione, who, though he often saw them

whispering together and casting anxious looks in his direction, followed his lead in not

mentioning it. Sometimes, he could not prevent his imagination showing him a faceless Ministry

official who was snapping his wand in two and ordering him back to the Dursleys’... but he

would not go. He was determined on that. He would come back here to Grimmauld Place and

live with Sirius.

He felt as though a brick had dropped into his stomach when Mrs. Weasley turned to him during

dinner on Wednesday evening and said quietly, "I’ve ironed your best clothes for tomorrow

morning, Harry, and I want you to wash your hair tonight, too. A good first impression can work


Ron, Hermione, Fred, George and Ginny all stopped talking and looked over at him. Harry

nodded and tried to keep eating his chops, but his mouth had become so dry he could not chew.

"How am I getting there?" he asked Mrs. Weasley, trying to sound unconcerned.

"Arthurs taking you to work with him," said Mrs. Weasley gently.

Mr. Weasley smiled encouragingly at Harry across the table.

"You can wait in my office until it’s time for the hearing," he said.

Harry looked over at Sirius, but before he could ask the question, Mrs. Weasley had answered it.

"Professor Dumbledore doesn’t think it’s a good idea for Sirius to go with you, and I must say I -"

"think he’s quite right," said Sirius through clenched teeth.

Mrs. Weasley pursed her lips.

"When did Dumbledore tell you that?" Harry said, staring at Sirius.

"He came last night, when you were in bed," said Mr. Weasley.

Sirius stabbed moodily at a potato with his fork. Harry lowered his own eyes to his plate. The

thought that Dumbledore had been in the house on the eve of his hearing and not asked to see

him made him feel, if it were possible, even worse.


The Ministry of Magic

Harry awoke at half past five the next morning as abruptly and completely as if somebody had

yelled in his ear. For a few moments he lay immobile as the prospect of the disciplinary hearing

filled every tiny particle of his brain, then, unable to bear it, he leapt out of bed and put on his

glasses. Mrs. Weasley had laid out his freshly laundered jeans and T-shirt at the foot of his bed.

Harry scrambled into them. The blank picture on the wall sniggered.

Ron was lying sprawled on his back with his mouth wide open, fast asleep. He did not stir as

Harry crossed the room, stepped out on to the landing and closed the door softly behind him.

Trying not to think of the next time he would see Ron, when they might no longer be fellow

students at Hogwarts, Harry walked quietly down the stairs, past the heads of Kreacher’s

ancestors, and down into the kitchen.

He had expected it to be empty, but when he reached the door he heard the soft rumble of voices

on the other side. He pushed it open and saw Mr. and Mrs. Weasley, Sirius, Lupin and Tonks

sitting there almost as though they were waiting for him. All were fully dressed except Mrs.

Weasley, who was wearing a quilted purple dressing gown. She leapt to her feet the moment

Harry entered.

"Breakfast," she said as she pulled out her wand and hurried over to the fire.

"M - m - morning, Harry," yawned Tonks. Her hair was blonde and curly this morning. "Sleep all right?"

"Yeah," said Harry.

"I’ve b - b - been up all night," she said, with another shuddering yawn. "Come and sit down..."

She drew out a chair, knocking over the one beside it in the process.

"What do you want, Harry?" Mrs. Weasley called. "Porridge? Muffins? Kippers? Bacon and

eggs? Toast?"

"Just - just toast, thanks," said Harry.

Lupin glanced at Harry, then said to Tonks, "What were you saying about Scrimgeour?"

"Oh... yeah... well, we need to be a bit more careful, he’s been asking Kingsley and me funny


Harry felt vaguely grateful that he was not required to join in the conversation. His insides were

squirming. Mrs. Weasley placed a couple of pieces of toast and marmalade in front of him; he

tried to eat, but it was like chewing carpet. Mrs. Weasley sat down on his other side and started

fussing with his T-shirt, tucking in the label and smoothing out the creases across his shoulders.

He wished she wouldn’t.

"... and I’ll have to tell Dumbledore I can’t do night duty tomorrow, I’m just too tired," Tonks

finished, yawning hugely again.

"I’ll cover for you," said Mr. Weasley. "I’m okay, I’ve got a report to finish anyway."

Mr. Weasley was not wearing wizards’ robes but a pair of pinstriped trousers and an old bomber

jacket. He turned from Tonks to Harry.

"How are you feeling?"

Harry shrugged.

"It’ll all be over soon," Mr. Weasley said bracingly. "In a few hours time you’ll be cleared."

Harry said nothing.

"The hearing’s on my floor, in Amelia Bones’s office. She’s Head of the Department of Magical

Law Enforcement, and the one who’ll be questioning you."

"Amelia Bones is okay, Harry," said Tonks earnestly. "She’s fair, she’ll hear you out."

Harry nodded, still unable to think of anything to say.

"Don’t lose your temper," said Sirius abruptly. "Be polite and stick to the facts."

Harry nodded again.

"The law’s on your side," said Lupin quietly. "Even underage wizards are allowed to use magic in life-threatening situations."

Something very cold trickled down the back of Harry’s neck; for a moment he thought someone

was putting a Disillusionment Charm on him, then he realized that Mrs. Weasley was attacking

his hair with a wet comb. She pressed hard on the top of his head.

"Doesn’t it ever lie flat?" she said desperately.

Harry shook his head.

Mr. Weasley checked his watch and looked up at Harry.

"I think we’ll go now," he said. "We’re a bit early but I think you’ll be better off at the Ministry

than hanging around here."

"Okay," said Harry automatically, dropping his toast and getting to his feet.

"You’ll be all right, Harry," said Tonks, patting him on the arm.

"Good luck," said Lupin. "I’m sure it will be fine." ‘

"And if it’s not," said Sirius grimly "I’ll see to Amelia Bones for you..."

Harry smiled weakly. Mrs. Weasley hugged him.

"We’ve all got our fingers crossed," she said.

"Right," said Harry. "Well... see you later then."

He followed Mr. Weasley upstairs and along the hall. He could hear Sirius’s mother grunting in

her sleep behind her curtains. Mr. Weasley unbolted the door and they stepped out into the cold,

grey dawn.

"You don’t normally walk to work, do you?" Harry asked him, as they set off briskly around the


"No, I usually Apparate," said Mr. Weasley, "but obviously you can’t, and I think it’s best we

arrive in a thoroughly non-magical fashion... makes a better impression, given what you’re

being disciplined for..."

Mr. Weasley kept his hand inside his jacket as they walked. Harry knew it was clenched around

his wand. The run-down streets were almost deserted, but when they arrived at the miserable

little underground station they found it already full of early-morning commuters. As ever when

he found himself in close proximity to Muggles going about their daily business, Mr. Weasley

was hard put to contain his enthusiasm.

"Simply fabulous," he whispered, indicating the automatic ticket machines. "Wonderfully


"They’re out of order," said Harry, pointing at the sign.

"Yes, but even so..." said Mr. Weasley, beaming at them fondly

They bought their tickets instead from a sleepy-looking guard (Harry handled the transaction, as

Mr. Weasley was not very good with Muggle money) and five minutes later they were boarding

an underground train that rattled them off towards the center of London. Mr. Weasley kept

anxiously checking and re-checking the Underground Map above the windows.

"Four more stops, Harry... Three stops left now... Two stops to go, Harry..."

They got off at a station in the very heart of London, and were swept from the train in a tide of

besuited men and women carrying briefcases. Up the escalator they went, through the ticket

barrier (Mr. Weasley delighted with the way the stile swallowed his ticket), and emerged on to a

broad street lined with imposing-looking buildings and already full of traffic.

"Where are we?" said Mr. Weasley blankly, and for one heart-stopping moment Harry thought

they had got off at the wrong station despite Mr. Weasley’s continual references to the map; but

a second later he said, "Ah yes... this way, Harry," and led him down a side road.

"Sorry," he said, "but I never come by train and it all looks rather different from a Muggle

perspective. As a matter of fact, I’ve never even used the visitors’ entrance before."

The further they walked, the smaller and less imposing the buildings became, until finally they

reached a street that contained several rather shabby-looking offices, a pub and an overflowing

dumpster. Harry had expected a rather more impressive location for the Ministry of Magic.

"Here we are," said Mr. Weasley brightly, pointing at an old red telephone box, which was

missing several panes of glass and stood before a heavily graffitied wall. "After you, Harry."

He opened the telephone-box door.

Harry stepped inside, wondering what on earth this was about. Mr. Weasley folded himself in

beside Harry and closed the door. It was a tight fit; Harry was jammed against the telephone

apparatus, which was hanging crookedly from the wall as though a vandal had tried to rip it off.

Mr. Weasley reached past Harry for the receiver.

"Mr. Weasley, I think this might be out of order, too," Harry said.

"No, no, I’m sure it’s fine," said Mr. Weasley, holding the receiver above his head and peering at

the dial. "Let’s see... six..." he dialed the number, "two... four... and another four... and

another two..."

As the dial whirred smoothly back into place, a cool female voice sounded inside the telephone

box, not from the receiver in Mr. Weasley’s hand, but as loudly and plainly as though an

invisible woman were standing right beside them.

"Welcome to the Ministry of Magic. Please state your name and business."

"Er..." said Mr. Weasley, clearly uncertain whether or not he should talk into the receiver. He

compromised by holding the mouthpiece to his ear, "Arthur Weasley, Misuse of Muggle

Artifacts Office, here to escort Harry Potter, who has been asked to attend a disciplinary hearing..."

"Thank you," said the cool female voice. "Visitor, please take the badge and attach it to the front

of your robes."

There was a click and a rattle, and Harry saw something slide out of the metal chute where

returned coins usually appeared. He picked it up: it was a square silver badge with Harry Potter,

Disciplinary Hearing on it. He pinned it to the front of his T-shirt as the female voice spoke


"Visitor to the Ministry, you are required to submit to a search and present your wand for

registration at the security desk, which is located at the far end of the Atrium."

The floor of the telephone box shuddered. They were sinking slowly into the ground. Harry

watched apprehensively as the pavement seemed to rise up past the glass windows of the

telephone box until darkness closed over their heads. Then he could see nothing at all; he could

hear only a dull grinding noise as the telephone box made its way down through the earth. After

about a minute, though it felt much longer to Harry, a chink of golden light illuminated his feet

and, widening, rose up his body, until it hit him in the face and he had to blink to stop his eyes

from watering.

"The Ministry of Magic wishes you a pleasant day," said the woman’s voice.

The door of the telephone box sprang open and Mr. Weasley stepped out of it, followed by

Harry, whose mouth had fallen open.

They were standing at one end of a very long and splendid hall with a highly polished, dark

wood floor. The peacock blue ceiling was inlaid with gleaming golden symbols that kept moving

and changing like some enormous heavenly notice board. The walls on each side were paneled in

shiny dark wood and had many gilded fireplaces set into them. Every few seconds a witch or

wizard would emerge from one of the left-hand fireplaces with a soft whoosh. On the right-hand

side, short queues of wizards were forming before each fireplace, waiting to depart.

Halfway down the hall was a fountain. A group of golden statues, larger than life-size, stood in

the middle of a circular pool. Tallest of them all was a noble-looking wizard with his wand

pointing straight up in the air. Grouped around him were a beautiful witch, a centaur, a goblin

and a house-elf. The last three were all looking adoringly up at the witch and wizard. Glittering

jets of water were flying from the ends of their wands, the point of the centaur’s arrow, the tip of

the goblins hat and each of the house-elf’s ears, so that the tinkling hiss of falling water was

added to the pops and cracks of the Apparators and the clatter of footsteps as hundreds of

witches and wizards, most of whom were wearing glum, early-morning looks, strode towards a

set of golden gates at the far end of the hall.

"This way," said Mr. Weasley.

They joined the throng, wending their way between the Ministry workers, some of whom were

carrying tottering piles of parchment, others battered briefcases; still others were reading the

Daily Prophet while they walked. As they passed the fountain Harry saw silver Sickles and

bronze Knuts glinting up at him from the bottom of the pool. A small smudged sign beside it




If I’m not expelled from Hogwarts, I’ll put in ten Galleons, Harry found himself thinking


"Over here, Harry," said Mr. Weasley, and they stepped out of the stream of Ministry employees

heading for the golden gates. Seated at a desk to the left, beneath a sign saying Security, a badly shaven wizard in peacock blue robes looked up as they approached and put down his Daily


"I’m escorting a visitor," said Mr. Weasley, gesturing towards Harry.

"Step over here," said the wizard in a bored voice.

Harry walked closer to him and the wizard held up a long golden rod, thin and flexible as a car

aerial, and passed it up and down Harry’s front and back.

"Wand," grunted the security wizard at Harry, putting down the golden instrument and holding

out his hand.

Harry produced his wand. The wizard dropped it on to a strange brass instrument, which looked

something like a set of scales with only one dish. It began to vibrate. A narrow strip of

parchment came speeding out of a slit in the base. The wizard tore this off and read the writing

on it.

"Eleven inches, phoenix-feather core, been in use four years. That correct?"

"Yes," said Harry nervously.

"I keep this," said the wizard, impaling the slip of parchment on a small brass spike. "You get this back," he added, thrusting the wand at Harry.

"Thank you."

"Hang on..." said the wizard slowly.

His eyes had darted from the silver visitors badge on Harry’s chest to his forehead.

"Thank you, Eric," said Mr. Weasley firmly, and grasping Harry by the shoulder he steered him

away from the desk and back into the stream of wizards and witches walking through the golden


Jostled slightly by the crowd, Harry followed Mr. Weasley through the gates into the smaller hall

beyond, where at least twenty lifts stood behind wrought golden grilles. Harry and Mr. Weasley

joined the crowd around one of them. Nearby, stood a big bearded wizard holding a large

cardboard box which was emitting rasping noises.

"All right, Arthur?" said the wizard, nodding at Mr. Weasley.

"What’ve you got there, Bob?" asked Mr. Weasley, looking at the box.

"We’re not sure," said the wizard seriously. "We thought it was a bog-standard chicken until it

started breathing fire. Looks like a serious breach of the Ban on Experimental Breeding to me."

With a great jangling and clattering a lift descended in front of them; the golden grille slid back

and Harry and Mr. Weasley stepped into the lift with the rest of the crowd and Harry found

himself jammed against the back wall. Several witches and wizards were looking at him

curiously; he stared at his feet to avoid catching anyone’s eye, flattening his fringe as he did so.

The grilles slid shut with a crash and the lift ascended slowly, chains rattling, while the same

cool female voice Harry had heard in the telephone box rang out again.

"Level Seven, Department of Magical Games and Sports, incorporating the British and Irish

Quidditch League Headquarters, Official Gobstones Club and Ludicrous Patents Office."

The lift doors opened. Harry glimpsed an untidy-looking corridor, with various posters of

Quidditch teams tacked lopsidedly on the walls. One of the wizards in the lift, who was carrying

an armful of broomsticks, extricated himself with difficulty and disappeared down the corridor.

The doors closed, the lift juddered upwards again and the woman’s voice announced:

"Level Six, Department of Magical Transportation, incorporating the Floo Network Authority,

Broom Regulatory Control, Portkey Office and Apparation Test Center."

Once again the lift doors opened and four or five witches and wizards got out; at the same time,

several paper aeroplanes swooped into the lift. Harry stared up at them as they flapped idly

around above his head; they were a pale violet color and he could see Ministry of Magic

stamped along the edge of their wings.

"Just inter-departmental memos," Mr. Weasley muttered to him. "We used to use owls, but the

mess was unbelievable... droppings all over the desks..."

As they clattered upwards again the memos flapped around the lamp swaying from the lift’s


"Level Five, Department of International Magical Co -operation, incorporating the International

Magical Trading Standards Body, the International Magical Office of Law and the International

Confederation of Wizards, British Seats."

When the doors opened, two of the memos zoomed out with a few more of the witches and

wizards, but several more memos zoomed in, so that the light from the lamp flickered and

flashed overhead as they darted around it.

"Level Four, Department for the Regulation and Control of Magical Creatures, incorporating

Beast, Being and Spirit Divisions, Goblin Liaison Office and Pest Advisory Bureau."

"S’cuse," said the wizard carrying the fire-breathing chicken and he left the lift pursued by a little flock of memos. The doors clanged shut yet again.

"Level Three, Department of Magical Accidents and Catastrophes, including the Accidental

Magic Reversal Squad, Obliviator Headquarters and Muggle-Worthy Excuse Committee."

Everybody left the lift on this floor except Mr. Weasley, Harry and a witch who was reading an

extremely long piece of parchment that was trailing on the floor. The remaining memos

continued to soar around the lamp as the lift juddered upwards again, then the doors opened and

the voice made its announcement.

"Level Two, Department of Magical Law Enforcement, including the Improper Use of Magic

Office, Auror Headquarters and Wizengamot Administration Services."

"This is us, Harry," said Mr. Weasley, and they followed the witch out of the lift into a corridor

lined with doors. "My office is on the other side o f the floor."

"Mr. Weasley" said Harry, as they passed a window through which sunlight was streaming,

"aren’t we still underground?"

"Yes, we are," said Mr. Weasley. "Those are enchanted windows. Magical Maintenance decide

what weather we’ll get every day. We had two months of hurricanes last time they were angling

for a pay rise... Just round here, Harry."

They turned a corner, walked through a pair of heavy oak doors and emerged in a cluttered open

area divided into cubicles, which was buzzing with talk and laughter. Memos were zooming in

and out of cubicles like miniature rockets. A lopsided sign on the nearest cubicle read: Auror


Harry looked surreptitiously through the doorways as they passed. The Aurors had covered their

cubicle walls with everything from pictures of wanted wizards and photographs of their families,

to posters of their favorite Quidditch teams and articles from the Daily Prophet. A scarlet-robed

man with a ponytail longer than Bill’s was sitting with his boots up on his desk, dictating a report

to his quill. A little further along, a witch with a patch over one eye was talking over the top of

her cubicle wall to Kingsley Shacklebolt.

"Morning, Weasley," said Kingsley carelessly, as they drew nearer. "I’ve been wanting a word

with you, have you got a second?"

"Yes, if it really is a second," said Mr. Weasley, "I’m in rather a hurry."

They were talking as though they hardly knew each other and when Harry opened his mouth to

say hello to Kingsley, Mr. Weasley stood on his foot. They followed Kingsley along the row and

into the very last cubicle.

Harry received a slight shock; blinking down at him from every direction was Sirius’s face.

Newspaper cuttings and old photographs - even the one of Sirius being best man at the Potters’

wedding -papered the walls. The only Sirius-free space was a map of the world in which little red

pins were glowing like jewels.

"Here," said Kingsley brusquely to Mr. Weasley, shoving a sheaf of parchment into his hand. "I

need as much information as possible on flying Muggle vehicles sighted in the last twelve

months. We’ve received information that Black might still be using his old motorcycle."

Kingsley tipped Harry an enormous wink and added, in a whisper, "Give him the magazine, he

might find it interesting." Then he said in normal tones, "And don’t take too long, Weasley, the

delay on that firelegs report held our investigation up for a month."

"If you had read my report you would know that the term is firearms," said Mr. Weasley coolly.

"And I’m afraid you’ll have to wait for information on motorcycles; we’re extremely busy at the

moment." He dropped his voice and said, "If you can get away before seven, Molly’s making


He beckoned to Harry and led him out of Kingsley’s cubicle, through a second set of oak doors,

into another passage, turned left, marched along another corridor, turned right into a dimly lit and

distinctly shabby corridor, and finally reached a dead end, where a door on the left stood ajar,

revealing a broom cupboard, and a door on the right bore a tarnished brass plaque reading:

Misuse of Muggle Artifacts.

Mr. Weasley’s dingy office seemed to be slightly smaller than the broom cupboard. Two desks

had been crammed inside it and there was barely space to move around them because of all the

overflowing filing cabinets lining the walls, on top of which were tottering piles of files. The

little wall space available bore witness to Mr. Weasley’s obsessions: several posters of cars,

including one of a dismantled engine; two illustrations of postboxes he seemed to have cut out of

Muggle children’s books; and a diagram showing how to wire a plug.

Sitting on top of Mr. Weasley’s overflowing in-tray was an old toaster that was hiccoughing in a

disconsolate way and a pair of empty leather gloves that were twiddling their thumbs. A

photograph of the Weasley family stood beside the in-tray. Harry noticed that Percy appeared to

have walked out of it.

"We haven’t got a window," said Mr. Weasley apologetically, taking off his bomber jacket and

placing it on the back of his chair. "We’ve asked, but they don’t seem to think we need one. Have a seat, Harry, doesn’t look as if Perkins is in yet."

Harry squeezed himself into the chair behind Perkins’s desk while Mr. Weasley riffled through

the sheaf of parchment Kingsley Shacklebolt had given him.

"Ah," he said, grinning, as he extracted a copy of a magazine entitled The Quibbler from its

midst, "yes..." He flicked through it. "Yes, he’s right, I’m sure Sirus will find that very amusing - oh dear, what’s this now?"

A memo had just zoomed in through the open door and fluttered to rest on top of the hiccoughing

toaster. Mr. Weasley unfolded it and read it aloud.

"‘Third regurgitating public toilet reported in Bethnal Green, kindly investigate immediately.’

This is getting ridiculous..."

"A regurgitating toilet?"

"Anti-Muggle pranksters," said Mr. Weasley, frowning. "We had two last week, one in

Wimbledon, one in Elephant and Castle. Muggles are pulling the flush and instead of everything

disappearing - well, you can imagine. The poor things keep calling in those - pumbles, I think

they’re called - you know, the ones who mend pipes and things."


"Exactly, yes, but of course they’re flummoxed. I only hope we can catch whoever’s doing it."

"Will it be Aurors who catch them?"

"Oh no, this is too trivial for Aurors, it’ll be the ordinary Magical Law Enforcement Patrol - ah,

Harry, this is Perkins."

A stooped, timid-looking old wizard with fluffy white hair had just entered the room, panting.

"Oh, Arthur!" he said desperately, without looking at Harry. "Thank goodness, I didn’t know

what to do for the best, whether to wait here for you or not. I’ve just sent an owl to your home

but you’ve obviously missed it - an urgent message came ten minutes ago -"

"I know about the regurgitating toilet," said Mr. Weasley.

"No, no, it’s not the toilet, it’s the Potter boy’s hearing - they’ve changed the time and venue - it

starts at eight o’clock now and it’s down in old Courtroom Ten -"

"Down in old - but they told me - Merlin’s beard!"

Mr. Weasley looked at his watch, let out a yelp and leapt from his chair.

"Quick, Harry, we should have been there five minutes ago!"

Perkins flattened himself against the filing cabinets as Mr. Weasley left the office at a run, Harry

close on his heels.

"Why have they changed the time?" Harry said breathlessly, as they hurtled past the Auror

cubicles; people poked out their heads and stared as they streaked past. Harry felt as though he’d

left all his insides back at Perkins’s desk.

"I’ve no idea, but thank goodness we got here so early, if you’d missed it, it would have been


Mr. Weasley skidded to a halt beside the lifts and jabbed impatiently at the ‘down’ button.

"Come ON!"

The lift clattered into view and they hurried inside. Every time it stopped Mr. Weasley cursed

furiously and pummeled the number nine button.

"Those courtrooms haven’t been used in years," said Mr. Weasley angrily. "I can’t think why

they’re doing it down there - unless - but no -"

A plump witch carrying a smoking goblet entered the lift at that moment, and Mr. Weasley did

not elaborate.

"The Atrium," said the cool female voice and the golden grilles slid open, showing Harry a

distant glimpse of the golden statues in the fountain. The plump witch got out and a sallow skinned wizard with a very mournful face got in.

"Morning, Arthur," he said in a sepulchral voice as the lift began to descend. "Don’t often see you down here."

"Urgent business, Bode," said Mr. Weasley, who was bouncing on the balls of his feet and

throwing anxious looks over at Harry.

"Ah, yes," said Bode, surveying Harry unblinkingly. "Of course."

Harry barely had emotion to spare for Bode, but his unfaltering gaze did not make him feel any

more comfortable.

"Department of Mysteries," said the cool female voice, and left it at that.

"Quick, Harry," said Mr. Weasley as the lift doors rattled open, and they sped up a corridor that

was quite different from those above. The walls were bare; there were no windows and no doors

apart from a plain black one set at the very end of the corridor. Harry expected them to go

through it, but instead Mr. Weasley seized him by the arm and dragged him to the left, where

there was an opening leading to a flight of steps.

"Down here, down here," panted Mr. Weasley, taking two steps at a time. "The lift doesn’t even

come down this far... why they’re doing it down there I..."

They reached the bottom of the steps and ran along yet another corridor, which bore a great

resemblance to the one that led to Snape’s dungeon at Hogwarts, with rough stone walls and

torches in brackets. The doors they passed here were heavy wooden ones with iron bolts and


"Courtroom... Ten... I think... we’re nearly... yes."

Mr. Weasley stumbled to a halt outside a grimy dark door with an immense iron lock and

slumped against the wall, clutching at a stitch in his chest.

"Go on," he panted, pointing his thumb at the door. "Get in there."

"Aren’t - aren’t you coming with -"

"No, no, I’m not allowed. Good luck!"

Harry’s heart was beating a violent tattoo against his Adam’s apple. He swallowed hard, turned

the heavy iron door handle and stepped inside the courtroom.


The Hearing

Harry gasped; he could not help himself. The large dungeon he had entered was horribly

familiar. He had not only seen it before, he had been here before. This was the place he had

visited inside Dumbledore’s Pensieve, the place where he had watched the Lestranges sentenced

to life imprisonment in Azkaban.

The walls were made of dark stone, dimly lit by torches. Empty benches rose on either side of

him, but ahead, in the highest benches of all, were many shadowy figures. They had been talking

in low voices, but as the heavy door swung closed behind Harry an ominous silence fell.

A cold male voice rang across the courtroom.

"You’re late."

"Sorry," said Harry nervously "I -- I didn’t know the time had been changed."

"That is not the Wizengamot’s fault," said the voice. "An owl was sent to you this morning. Take your seat."

Harry dropped his gaze to the chair in the center of the room, the arms of which were covered in

chains. He had seen those chains spring to life and bind whoever sat between them. His footsteps

echoed loudly as he walked across the stone floor. When he sat gingerly on the edge of the chair

the chains clinked threateningly, but did not bind him. Feeling rather sick, he looked up at the

people seated at the bench above.

There were about fifty of them, all, as far as he could see, wearing plum-colored robes with an

elaborately worked silver W on the left-hand side of the chest and all staring down their noses at

him, some with very austere expressions, others looks of frank curiosity.

In the very middle of the front row sat Cornelius Fudge, the Minister for Magic. Fudge was a

portly man who often sported a lime-green bowler hat, though today he had dispensed with it; he

had dispensed, too, with the indulgent smile he had once worn when he spoke to Harry. A broad,

square-jawed witch with very short grey hair sat on Fudge’s left; she wore a monocle and looked

forbidding. On Fudge’s right was another witch, but she was sitting so far back on the bench that

her face was in shadow.

"Very well," said Fudge. "The accused being present - finally - let us begin. Are you ready?" he

called down the row.

"Yes, sir," said an eager voice Harry knew. Ron’s brother Percy was sitting at the very end of the

front bench. Harry looked at Percy, expecting some sign of recognition from him, but none

came. Percy’s eyes, behind his horn-rimmed glasses, were fixed on his parchment, a quill poised

in his hand.

"Disciplinary hearing of the twelfth of August," said Fudge in a ringing voice, and Percy began

taking notes at once, "into offences committed under the Decree for the Reasonable Restriction of Underage Sorcery and the International Statute of Secrecy by Harry James Potter, resident at

number four, Privet Drive, Little Whinging, Surrey.

"Interrogators: Cornelius Oswald Fudge, Minister for Magic; Amelia Susan Bones, Head of the

Department of Magical Law Enforcement; Dolores Jane Umbridge, Senior Undersecretary to the

Minister. Court Scribe, Percy Ignatius Weasley -"

"Witness for the defense, Albus Percival Wulfric Brian Dumbledore," said a quiet voice from

behind Harry, who turned his head so fast he cricked his neck.

Dumbledore was striding serenely across the room wearing long midnight-blue robes and a

perfectly calm expression. His long silver beard and hair gleamed in the torchlight as he drew

level with Harry and looked up at Fudge through the half-moon spectacles that rested halfway

down his very crooked nose.

The members of the Wizengamot were muttering. All eyes were now on Dumbledore. Some

looked annoyed, others slightly frightened; two elderly witches in the back row, however, raised

their hands and waved in welcome.

A powerful emotion had risen in Harry’s chest at the sight of Dumbledore, a fortified, hopeful

feeling rather like that which phoenix song gave him. He wanted to catch Dumbledore’s eye, but

Dumbledore was not looking his way; he was continuing to look up at the obviously flustered


"Ah," said Fudge, who looked thoroughly disconcerted. "Dumbledore. Yes. You - er - got our - er - message that the time and -er - place of the hearing had been changed, then?"

"I must have missed it," said Dumbledore cheerfully..."However, due to a lucky mistake I arrived at the Ministry three hours early, so no harm done."

"Yes - well - I suppose we’ll need another chair - I - Weasley, could you -?"

"Not to worry, not to worry," said Dumbledore pleasantly; he took out his wand, gave it a little

flick, and a squashy chintz armchair appeared out of nowhere next to Harry. Dumbledore sat

down, put the tips of his long fingers together and surveyed Fudge over them with an expression

of polite interest. The Wizengamot was still muttering and fidgeting restlessly; only when Fudge

spoke again did they settle down.

"Yes," said Fudge again, shuffling his notes. "Well, then. So. The charges. Yes."

He extricated a piece of parchment from the pile before him, took a deep breath, and read out,

"the charges against the accused are as follows: That he did knowingly, deliberately and in full

awareness of the illegality of his actions, having received a previous written warning from the

Ministry of Magic on a similar charge, produce a Patronus Charm in a Muggle-inhabited area, in

the presence of a Muggle, on the second of August at twenty-three minutes past nine, which

constitutes an offence under Paragraph C of the Decree for the Reasonable Restriction of

Underage Sorcery, 1875, and also under Section 13 of the International Confederation of

Warlocks’ Statute of Secrecy.

"You are Harry James Potter, of number four, Privet Drive, Little Whinging, Surrey?" Fudge said, glaring at Harry over the top of his parchment.

"Yes," Harry said.

"You received an official warning from the Ministry for using illegal magic three years ago, did

you not?"

"Yes, but -"

"And yet you conjured a Patronus on the night of the second of August?" said Fudge.

"Yes," said Harry, "but -"

"Knowing that you are not permitted to use magic outside school while you are under the age of


"Yes, but -"

"Knowing that you were in an area full of Muggles?"

"Yes, but -"

"Fully aware that you were in close proximity to a Muggle at the time?"

"Yes," said Harry angrily, "but I only used it because we were -"

The witch with the monocle cut across him in a booming voice.

"You produced a fully-fledged Patronus?"

"Yes," said Harry, "because -"

"A corporeal Patronus?"

"A - what?" said Harry.

"Your Patronus had a clearly defined form? I mean t o say, it was more than vapour or smoke?"

"Yes," said Harry, feeling both impatient and slightly desperate, "it’s a stag, it’s always a stag."

"Always?" boomed Madam Bones. "You have produced a Patronus before now?"

"Yes," said Harry, "I’ve been doing it for over a year."

"And you are fifteen years old?"

"Yes, and -"

"You learned this at school?"

"Yes, Professor Lupin taught me in my third year, because of the -"

"Impressive," said Madam Bones, staring down at him, "a true Patronus at his age... very

impressive indeed."

Some of the wizards and witches around her were muttering again; a few nodded, but others

were frowning and shaking their heads.

"It’s not a question of how impressive the magic was," said Fudge in a testy voice, "in fact, the

more impressive the worse it is, I would have thought, given that the boy did it in plain view of a


Those who had been frowning now murmured in agreement, but it was the sight of Percy’s

sanctimonious little nod that goaded Harry into speech.

"I did it because of the Dementors!" he said loudly, before anyone could interrupt him again.

He had expected more muttering, but the silence that fell seemed to be somehow denser than


"Dementors?" said Madam Bones after a moment, her thick eyebrows rising until her monocle

looked in danger of falling out. "What do you mean, boy?"

"I mean there were two Dementors down that alleyway and they went for me and my cousin!"

"Ah," said Fudge again, smirking unpleasantly as he looked around at the Wizengamot, as though inviting them to share the joke. "Yes. Yes, I thought we’d be hearing something like this."

"Dementors in Little Whinging?" Madam Bones said, in a tone of great surprise. "I don’t

understand -"

"Don’t you, Amelia?" said Fudge, still smirking. "Let me explain. He’s been thinking it through

and decided Dementors would make a very nice little cover story, very nice indeed. Muggles

can’t see Dementors, can they, boy? Highly convenient, highly convenient... so it’s just your

word and no witnesses..."

"I’m not lying!" said Harry loudly, over another outbreak of muttering from the court. "There were two of them, coming from opposite ends of the alley, everything went dark and cold and my cousin felt them and ran for it -"

"Enough, enough!" said Fudge, with a very supercilious look on his face. "I’m sorry to interrupt

what I’m sure would have been a very well-rehearsed story -"

Dumbledore cleared his throat. The Wizengamot fell silent again.

"We do, in fact, have a witness to the presence of Dementors in that alleyway," he said, "other than Dudley Dursley, I mean."

Fudge’s plump face seemed to slacken, as though somebody had let air out of it. He stared down

at Dumbledore for a moment or two, then, with the appearance of a man pulling himself back

together, said, "We haven’t got time to listen to more tarradiddles, I’m afraid, Dumbledore. I want this dealt with quickly -"

"I may be wrong," said Dumbledore pleasantly, "but I am sure that under the Wizengamot Charter of Rights, the accused has the right to present witnesses for his or her case? Isn’t that the policy of the Department of Magical Law Enforcement, Madam Bones?" he continued, addressing the witch in the monocle.

"True," said Madam Bones. "Perfectly true."

"Oh, very well, very well," snapped Fudge. "Where is this person?"

"I brought her with me," said Dumbledore. "She’s just outside the door. Should I -?"

"No -- Weasley, you go," Fudge barked at Percy, who got up at once, ran down the stone steps

from the judge’s balcony and hurried past Dumbledore and Harry without glancing at them.

A moment later, Percy returned, followed by Mrs. Figg. She looked scared and more batty than

ever. Harry wished she had thought to change out of her carpet slippers.

Dumbledore stood up and gave Mrs. Figg his chair, conjuring a second one for himself.

"Full name?" said Fudge loudly, when Mrs. Figg had perched herself nervously on the very edge

of her seal.

"Arabella Doreen Figg," said Mrs. Figg in her quavery voice.

"And who exactly are you?" said Fudge, in a bored and lofty voice.

"I’m a resident of Little Whinging, close to where Harry Potter lives," said Mrs. Figg.

"We have no record of any witch or wizard living in Little Whinging, other than Harry Potter,"

said Madam Bones at once. "That situation has always been closely monitored, given... given

past events."

"I’m a Squib," said Mrs. Figg. "So you wouldn’t have me registered, would you?"

"A Squib, eh?" said Fudge, eyeing her closely. "We’ll be checking that. You’ll leave details of your parentage with my assistant Weasley. Incidentally, can Squibs see Dementors?" he added,

looking left and right along the bench.

"Yes, we can!" said Mrs. Figg indignantly.

Fudge looked back down at her, his eyebrows raised. "Very well," he said aloofly. "What is your


"I had gone out to buy cat food from the corner shop at the end of Wisteria Walk, around about

nine o’clock, on the evening of the second of August," gabbled Mrs. Figg at once, as though she

had learned what she was saying by heart, "when I heard a disturbance down the alleyway

between Magnolia Crescent and Wisteria Walk. On approaching the mouth of the alleyway I saw

Dementors running -"

"Running?" said Madam Bones sharply. "Dementors don’t run, they glide."

"That’s what I meant to say," said Mrs. Figg quickly, patches of pink appearing in her withered

cheeks. "Gliding along the alley towards what looked like two boys."

"What did they look like?" said Madam Bones, narrowing her eyes so that the edge of the

monocle disappeared into her flesh.

"Well, one was very large and the other one rather skinny -"

"No, no," said Madam Bones impatiently. "The Dementors... describe them."

"Oh," said Mrs. Figg, the pink flush creeping up her neck now. "They were big. Big and wearing


Harry felt a horrible sinking in the pit of his stomach. Whatever Mrs. Figg might say, it sounded

to him as though the most she had ever seen was a picture of a Dementor, and a picture could

never convey the truth of what these beings were like: the eerie way they moved, hovering

inches over the ground; or the rotting smell of them; or that terrible rattling noise they made as

they sucked on the surrounding air...

In the second row, a dumpy wizard with a large black moustache leaned close to whisper in the

ear of his neighbor, a frizzy-haired witch. She smirked and nodded.

"Big and wearing cloaks," repeated Madam Bones coolly, while Fudge snorted derisively. "I see. Anything else?"

"Yes," said Mrs. Figg. "I felt them. Everything went cold, and this was a very warm summer’s

night, mark you. And I felt... as though all happiness had gone from the world... and I

remembered... dreadful things..."

Her voice shook and died.

Madam Bones’s eyes widened slightly. Harry could see red marks under her eyebrow where the

monocle had dug into it.

"What did the Dementors do?" she asked, and Harry felt a rush of hope.

"They went for the boys," said Mrs. Figg, her voice stronger and more confident now, the pink

flush ebbing away from her face. "One of them had fallen. The other was backing away, trying to

repel the Dementor. That was Harry. He tried twice and produced only silver vapour. On the

third attempt, he produced a Patronus, which charged down the first Dementor and then, with his

encouragement, chased the second one away from his cousin. And that that is what happened,"

Mrs. Figg finished, somewhat lamely.

Madam Bones looked down at Mrs. Figg in silence. Fudge was not looking at her at all, but

fidgeting with his papers. Finally, he raised his eyes and said, rather aggressively, "that’s what

you saw, is it?"

"That is what happened," Mrs. Figg repeated.

"Very well," said Fudge. "You may go."

Mrs. Figg cast a frightened look from Fudge to Dumbledore, then got up and shuffled off

towards the door. Harry heard it thud shut behind her.

"Not a very convincing witness," said Fudge loftily.

"Oh, I don’t know," said Madam Bones, in her booming voice. "She certainly described the effects of a Dementor attack very accurately. And I can’t imagine why she would say they were there if they weren’t."

"But Dementors wandering into a Muggle suburb and just happening to come across a wizard?"

snorted Fudge. "The odds on that must be very, very long. Even Bagman wouldn’t have bet -"

"Oh, I don’t think any of us believe the Dementors were there by coincidence," said Dumbledore


The witch sitting to the right of Fudge, with her face in shadow, moved slightly but everyone

else was quite still and silent.

"And what is that supposed to mean?" Fudge asked icily.

"It means that I think they were ordered there," said Dumbledore.

"I think we might have a record of it if someone had ordered a pair of Dementors to go strolling

through Little Whanging!" barked Fudge.

"Not if the Dementors are taking orders from someone other than the Ministry of Magic these

days," said Dumbledore calmly. "I have already given you my views on this matter, Cornelius."

"Yes, you have"‘ said Fudge forcefully, "and I have no reason to believe that your views are

anything other than bilge, Dumbledore. The Dementors remain in place in Azkaban and are

doing everything we ask them to."

"Then," said Dumbledore, quietly but clearly, "we must ask ourselves why somebody within the

Ministry ordered a pair of Dementors into that alleyway on the second of August."

In the complete silence that greeted these words, the witch to the right of Fudge leaned forwards

so that Harry saw her for the first time.

He thought she looked just like a large, pale toad. She was rather squat with a broad, flabby face,

as little neck as Uncle Vernon and a very wide, slack mouth. Her eyes were large, round and

slightly bulging. Even the little black velvet bow perched on top of her short curly hair put him

in mind of a large fly she was about to catch on a long sticky tongue.

"The Chair recognizes Dolores Jane Umbridge, Senior Undersecretary to the Minister," said


The witch spoke in a fluttery, girlish, high-pitched voice that took Harry aback; he had been

expecting a croak.

"I’m sure I must have misunderstood you, Professor Dumbledore," she said, with a simper that left her big, round eyes as cold as ever. "So silly of me. But it sounded for a teensy moment as though you were suggesting that the Ministry of Magic had ordered an attack on this boy!"

She gave a silvery laugh that made the hairs on the back of Harry’s neck stand up. A few other

members of the Wizengamot laughed with her. It could not have been plainer that not one of

them was really amused.

"If it is true that the Dementors are taking orders only from the Ministry of Magic, and it is also

true that two Dementors attacked Harry and his cousin a week ago, then it follows logically that

somebody at the Ministry might have ordered the attacks," said Dumbledore politely. "Of course,

these particular Dementors may have been outside Ministry control -"

"There are no Dementors outside Ministry control!" snapped Fudge, who had turned brick red.

Dumbledore inclined his head in a little bow.

"Then undoubtedly the Ministry will be making a full inquiry into why two Dementors were so

very far from Azkaban and why they attacked without authorization."

"It is not for you to decide what the Ministry of Magic does or does not do, Dumbledore!"

snapped Fudge, now a shade of magenta of which Uncle Vernon would have been proud.

"Of course it isn’t," said Dumbledore mildly. "I was merely expressing my confidence that this

matter will not go uninvestigated."

He glanced at Madam Bones, who readjusted her monocle and stared back at him, frowning


"I would remind everybody that the behavior of these Dementors, if indeed they are not

figments of this boy’s imagination, is not the subject of this hearing!" said Fudge. "We are here to examine Harry Potter’s offences under the Decree for the Reasonable Restriction of Underage


"Of course we are," said Dumbledore, "but the presence of Dementors in that alleyway is highly

relevant. Clause Seven of the Decree states that magic may be used before Muggles in

exceptional circumstances, and as those exceptional circumstances include situations which

threaten the life of the wizard or witch him - or herself, or any witches, wizards or Muggles

present at the time of the -"

"We are familiar with Clause Seven, thank you very much!" snarled Fudge.

"Of course you are," said Dumbledore courteously. "Then we are in agreement that Harry’s use of the Patronus Charm in these circumstances falls precisely into the category of exceptional

circumstances the clause describes?"

"If there were Dementors, which I doubt."

"You have heard it from an eyewitness," Dumbledore interrupted. "If you still doubt her truthfulness, call her back, question her again. I am sure she would not object."

"I - that - not -" blustered Fudge, fiddling with the papers before him. "It’s - I want this over with

today, Dumbledore!"

"But naturally, you would not care how many times you heard from a witness, if the alternative

was a serious miscarriage of justice," said Dumbledore.

"Serious miscarriage, my hat!" said Fudge at the top of his voice. "Have you ever bothered to tot

up the number of cock-and-bull stories this boy has come out with, Dumbledore, while trying to

cover up his flagrant misuse of magic out of school? I suppose you’ve forgotten the Hover

Charm he used three years ago -"

"That wasn’t me, it was a house-elf!" said Harry.

"YOU SEE" roared Fudge, gesturing flamboyantly in Harry’s direction. "A house-elf! In a

Muggle house! I ask you."

"The house-elf in question is currently in the employ of Hogwarts School," said Dumbledore. "I

can summon him here in an instant to give evidence if you wish."

"I - not - I haven’t got time to listen to house-elves! Anyway, that’s not the only - he blew up his

aunt, for God’s sake!" Fudge shouted, banging his fist on the judge’s bench and upsetting a bottle of ink.

"And you very kindly did not press charges on that occasion, accepting, I presume, that even the

best wizards cannot always control their emotions," said Dumbledore calmly, as Fudge attempted to scrub the ink off his notes.

"And I haven’t even started on what he gets up to at school."

"But, as the Ministry has no authority to punish Hogwarts students for misdemeanors at school,

Harry’s behavior there is not relevant to this hearing," said Dumbledore, as politely as ever, but

now with a suggestion of coolness behind his words.

"Oho!" said Fudge. "Not our business what he does at school, eh? You think so?"

"The Ministry does not have the power to expel Hogwarts students, Cornelius, as I reminded you

on the night of the second of August," said Dumbledore. "Nor does it have the right to confiscate wands until charges have been successfully proven; again, as I reminded you on the night of the second of August. In your admirable haste to ensure that the law is upheld, you appear, inadvertently I am sure, to have overlooked a few laws yourself."

"Laws can be changed," said Fudge savagely.

"Of course they can," said Dumbledore, inclining his head. "And you certainly seem to be making many changes, Cornelius. Why, in the few short weeks since I was asked to leave the

Wizengamot, it has already become the practice to hold a full criminal trial to deal with a simple

matter of underage magic!"

A few of the wizards above them shifted uncomfortably in their seats. Fudge turned a slightly

deeper shade of puce. The toadlike witch on his right, however, merely gazed at Dumbledore,

her face quite expressionless.

"As far as I am aware," Dumbledore continued, "there is no law yet in place that says this court’s

job is to punish Harry for every bit of magic he has ever performed. He has been charged with a

specific offence and he has presented his defense. All he and I can do now is to await your


Dumbledore put his fingertips together again and said no more. Fudge glared at him, evidently

incensed. Harry glanced sideways at Dumbledore, seeking reassurance; he was not at all sure that

Dumbledore was right in telling the Wizengamot, in effect, that it was about time they made a

decision. Again, however, Dumbledore seemed oblivious to Harry’s attempt to catch his eye. He

continued to look up at the benches where the entire Wizengamot had fallen into urgent,

whispered conversations.

Harry looked at his feet. His heart, which seemed to have swollen to an unnatural size, was

thumping loudly under his ribs. He had expected the hearing to last longer than this. He was not

at all sure that he had made a good impression. He had not really said very much. He ought to

have explained more fully about the Dementors, about how he had fallen over, about how both

he and Dudley had nearly been kissed...

Twice he looked up at Fudge and opened his mouth to speak, but his swollen heart was now

constricting his air passages and both times he merely took a deep breath and looked back down

at his shoes.

Then the whispering stopped. Harry wanted to look up at the judges, but found that it was really

much, much easier to keep examining his laces.

"Those in favor of clearing the witness of all charges?" said Madam Boness booming voice.

Harry’s head jerked upwards. There were hands in the air, many of them... more than half!

Breathing very fast, he tried to count, but before he could finish, Madam Bones had said, "And

those in favor of conviction?"

Fudge raised his hand; so did half a dozen others, including the witch on his right and the

heavily-moustached wizard and the frizzy-haired witch in the second row.

Fudge glanced around at them all, looking as though there was something large stuck in his

throat, then lowered his own hand. He took two deep breaths and said, in a voice distorted by

suppressed rage, "Very well, very well... cleared of all charges."

"Excellent," said Dumbledore briskly, springing to his feet, pulling out his wand and causing the

two chintz armchairs to vanish. "Well, I must be getting along. Good-day to you all." And without looking once at Harry, he swept from the dungeon.


The Woes of Mrs. Weasley

Dumbledore’s abrupt departure took Harry completely by surprise. He remained sitting where he

was in the chained chair, struggling with his feelings of shock and relief. The Wizengamot were

all getting to their feet, talking, gathering up their papers and packing them away. Harry stood

up. Nobody seemed to be paying him the slightest bit of attention, except the toadlike witch on

Fudge’s right, who was now gazing down at him instead of at Dumbledore. Ignoring her, he tried

to catch Fudge’s eye, or Madam Bones’s, wanting to ask whether he was free to go, but Fudge

seemed quite determined not to notice Harry, and Madam Bones was busy with her briefcase, so

he took a few tentative steps towards the exit and, when nobody called him back, broke into a

very fast walk.

He took the last few steps at a run, wrenched open the door and almost collided with Mr.

Weasley, who was standing right outside, looking pale and apprehensive.

"Dumbledore didn’t say -"

"Cleared," Harry said, pulling the door closed behind him, "of all charges!"

Beaming, Mr. Weasley seized Harry by the shoulders.

"Harry, that’s wonderful! Well, of course, they couldn’t have found you guilty, not on the

evidence, but even so, I can’t pretend I wasn’t -"

But Mr. Weasley broke off, because the courtroom door had just opened again. The Wizengamot

were filing out.

"Merlin’s beard!" exclaimed Mr. Weasley wonderingly, pulling Harry aside to let them all pass.

"You were tried by the full court?"

"I think so," said Harry quietly.

One or two of the wizards nodded to Harry as they passed and a few, including Madam Bones,

said, "Morning, Arthur," to Mr. Weasley, but most averted their eyes. Cornelius Fudge and the

toadlike witch were almost the last to leave the dungeon. Fudge acted as though Mr. Weasley

and Harry were part of the wall, but again, the witch looked almost appraisingly at Harry as she

passed. Last of all to pass was Percy. Like Fudge, he completely ignored his father and Harry; he

marched past clutching a large roll of parchment and a handful of spare quills, his back rigid and

his nose in the air. The lines around Mr. Weasleys mouth tightened slightly, but other than this

he gave no sign that he had seen his third son.

"I’m going to take you straight back so you can tell the others the good news," he said, beckoning Harry forwards as Percy’s heels disappeared up the steps to Level Nine. "I’ll drop you off on the way to that toilet in Bethnal Green. Come on..."

"So, what will you have to do about the toilet?" Harry asked, grinning. Everything suddenly

seemed five times funnier than usual. It was starting to sink in: he was cleared, he was going back to Hogwarts.

"Oh, it’s a simple enough anti-jinx," said Mr. Weasley as they mounted the stairs, "but it’s not so

much having to repair the damage, it’s more the attitude behind the vandalism, Harry. Mugglebaiting might strike some wizards as funny, but it’s an expression of something much deeper and nastier, and I for one -"

Mr. Weasley broke off in mid-sentence. They had just reached the ninth-level corridor and

Cornelius Fudge was standing a few feet away from them, talking quietly to a tall man with sleek

blond hair and a pointed, pale face.

The second man turned at the sound of their footsteps. He, too, broke off in mid-conversation,

his cold grey eyes narrowed and fixed upon Harry’s face.

"Well, well, well... Patronus Potter," said Lucius Malfoy coolly.

Harry felt winded, as though he had just walked into something solid. He had last seen those cold

grey eyes through slits in a Death Eaters hood, and last heard that man’s voice jeering in a dark

graveyard while Lord Voldemort tortured him. Harry could not believe that Lucius Malfoy dared

look him in the face; he could not believe that he was here, in the Ministry of Magic, or that

Cornelius Fudge was talking to him, when Harry had told Fudge mere weeks ago that Malfoy

was a Death Eater.

"The Minister was just telling me about your lucky escape, Potter," drawled Mr. Malfoy. "Quite

astonishing, the way you continue to wriggle out of very tight holes... snakelike, in fact."

Mr. Weasley gripped Harry’s shoulder in warning.

"Yeah," said Harry, "yeah, I’m good at escaping."

Lucius Malfoy raised his eyes to Mr. Weasley’s face.

"And Arthur Weasley too! What are you doing here, Arthur?"

"I work here," said Mr. Weasley curtly.

"Not here, surely?" said Mr. Malfoy, raising his eye brows and glancing towards the door over

Mr. Weasley’s shoulder. "I thought you were up on the second floor... don’t you do something

that involves sneaking Muggle artifacts home and bewitching them?"

"No," Mr. Weasley snapped, his fingers now biting into Harry’s shoulder.

"What are you doing here, anyway?" Harry asked Lucius Malfoy.

"I don’t think private matters between myself and the Minister are any concern of yours, Potter,"

said Malfoy, smoothing the front of his robes. Harry distinctly heard the gentle clinking of what

sounded like a full pocket of gold. "Really, just because you are Dumbledore’s favorite boy, you must not expect the same indulgence from the rest of us... shall we go up to your office, then, Minister?"

"Certainly" said Fudge, turning his back on Harry and Mr. Weasley. "This way, Lucius."

They strode off together, talking in low voices. Mr. Weasley did not let go of Harry’s shoulder

until they had disappeared into the lift.

"Why wasn’t he waiting outside Fudge’s office if they’ve got business to do together?" Harry

burst out furiously. "What was he doing down here?"

"Trying to sneak down to the courtroom, if you ask me," said Mr. Weasley, looking extremely

agitated and glancing over his shoulder as though making sure they could not be overheard.

"Trying to find out whether you’d been expelled or not. I’ll leave a note for Dumbledore when I

drop you off, he ought to know Malfoys been talking to Fudge again."

"What private business have they got together, anyway?"

"Gold, I expect," said Mr. Weasley angrily. "Malfoy’s been giving generously to all sorts of

things for years... gets him in with the right people... then he can ask favors... delay laws he

doesn’t want passed... oh, he’s very well-connected, Lucius Malfoy."

The lift arrived; it was empty except for a flock of memos that flapped around Mr. Weasley’s

head as he pressed the button for the Atrium and the doors clanged shut. He waved them away


"Mr. Weasley" said Harry slowly, "if Fudge is meeting Death Eaters like Malfoy, if he’s seeing

them alone, how do we know they haven’t put the Imperius Curse on him?"

"Don’t think it hasn’t occurred to us, Harry" said Mr. Weasley quietly. "But Dumbledore thinks

Fudge is acting of his own accord at the moment - which, as Dumbledore says, is not a lot of

comfort. Best not talk about it any more just now, Harry."

The doors slid open and they stepped out into the now almost-deserted Atrium. Eric the

watchwizard was hidden behind his Daily Prophet again. They had walked straight past the

golden fountain before Harry remembered.

"Wait..." he told Mr. Weasley, and, pulling his moneybag from his pocket, he turned back to the


He looked up into the handsome wizard’s face, but up close Harry thought he looked rather weak

and foolish. The witch was wearing a vapid smile like a beauty contestant, and from what Harry

knew of goblins and centaurs, they were most unlikely to be caught staring so soppily at humans

of any description. Only the house-elf’s attitude of creeping servility looked convincing. With a

grin at the thought of what Hermione would say if she could see the statue of the elf, Harry

turned his moneybag upside-down and emptied not just ten Galleons, but the whole contents into

the pool.

"I knew it!" yelled Ron, punching the air. "You always get away with stuff!"

"They were bound to clear you," said Hermione, who had looked positively faint with anxiety

when Harry had entered the kitchen and was now holding a shaking hand over her eyes, "there

was no case against you, none at all."

"Everyone seems quite relieved, though, considering you all knew I’d get off," said Harry,


Mrs. Weasley was wiping her face on her apron, and Fred, George and Ginny were doing a kind

of war dance to a chant that went: "He got off, he got off, he got off..."

"That’s enough! Settle down!" shouted Mr. Weasley, though he too was smiling. "Listen, Sirius,

Lucius Malfoy was at the Ministry -"

"What?" said Sirius sharply.

"He got off, he got off, he got off..."

"Be quiet, you three! Yes, we saw him talking to Fudge on Level Nine, then they went up to

Fudge’s office together. Dumbledore ought to know."

"Absolutely," said Sirius. "We’ll tell him, don’t worry."

"Well, I’d better get going, there’s a vomiting toilet waiting for me in Bethnal Green. Molly, I’ll

be late, I’m covering for Tonks, but Kingsley might be dropping in for dinner -"

"He got off, he got off, he got off..."

"That’s enough - Fred - George - Ginny!" said Mrs. Weasley, as Mr. Weasley left the kitchen.

"Harry, dear, come and sit down, have some lunch, you hardly ate breakfast."

Ron and Hermione sat themselves down opposite him, looking happier than they had done since

he had first arrived at Grimmauld Place, and Harry’s feeling of giddy relief, which had been

somewhat dented by his encounter with Lucius Malfoy, swelled again. The gloomy house

seemed warmer and more welcoming all of a sudden; even Kreacher looked less ugly as he

poked his snoutlike nose into the kitchen to investigate the source of all the noise.

"Course, once Dumbledore turned up on your side, there was no way they were going to convict

you," said Ron happily, now dishing great mounds of mashed potatoes on to everyone’s plates.

"Yeah, he swung it for me," said Harry. He felt it would sound highly ungrateful, not to mention

childish, to say, "I wish he’d talked to me, though. Or even looked at me."

And as he thought this, the scar on his forehead burned so badly that he clapped his hand to it.

"What’s up?" said Hermione, looking alarmed.

"Scar," Harry mumbled. "But it’s nothing... it happens all the time now..."

None of the others had noticed a thing; all of them were now helping themselves to food while

gloating over Harry’s narrow escape; Fred, George and Ginny were still singing. Hermione

looked rather anxious, but before she could say anything, Ron had said happily, "I bet

Dumbledore turns up this evening, to celebrate with us, you know."

"I don’t think he’ll be able to, Ron," said Mrs. Weasley, setting a huge plate of roast chicken

down in front of Harry. "He’s really very busy at the moment."


"SHUT UP!" roared Mrs. Weasley.

Over the next few days Harry could not help noticing that there was one person within number

twelve, Grimmauld Place, who did not seem wholly overjoyed that he would be returning to

Hogwarts. Sirius had put up a very good show of happiness on first hearing the news, wringing

Harry’s hand and beaming just like the rest of them. Soon, however, he was moodier and surlier

than before, talking less to everybody, even Harry, and spending increasing amounts of time shut

up in his mother’s room with Buckbeak.

"Don’t you go feeling guilty!" said Hermione sternly, after Harry had confided some of his

feelings to her and Ron while they scrubbed out a mouldy cupboard on the third floor a few days

later. "You belong at Hogwarts and Sirius knows it. Personally, I think he’s being selfish."

"That’s a bit harsh, Hermione," said Ron, frowning as he attempted to prize off a bit of mould

that had attached itself firmly to his finger, "you wouldn’t want to be stuck inside this house

without any company."

"He’ll have company!" said Hermione. "It’s Headquarters to the Order of the Phoenix, isn’t it?

He just got his hopes up that Harry would be coming to live here with him."

"I don’t think that’s true" said Harry, wringing out his cloth. "He wouldn’t give me a straight

answer when I asked him if I could."

"He just didn’t want to get his own hopes up even more," said Hermione wisely. "And he

probably felt a bit guilty himself, because I think a part of him was really hoping you’d be

expelled. Then you’d both be outcasts together."

"Come off it!" said Harry and Ron together, but Hermione merely shrugged.

"Suit yourselves. But I sometimes think Ron’s mums right and Sirius gets confused about whether you’re you or your father, Harry."

"So you think he’s touched in the head?" said Harry heatedly.

"No, I just think he’s been very lonely for a long time," said Hermione simply.

At this point, Mrs. Weasley entered the bedroom behind them.

"Still not finished?" she said, poking her head into the cupboard.

"I thought you might be here to tell us to have a break" said Ron bitterly. "D’you know how

much mould we’ve got rid of since we arrived here?"

"You were so keen to help the Order," said Mrs. Weasley, "you can do your bit by making

Headquarters fit to live in."

"I feel like a house-elf," grumbled Ron.

"Well, now you understand what dreadful lives they lead, perhaps you’ll be a bit more active in

SPEW!" said Hermione hopefully, as Mrs. Weasley left them to it. "You know, maybe it

wouldn’t be a bad idea to show people exactly how horrible it is to clean all the time - we could

do a sponsored scrub of Gryffindor common room, all proceeds to SPEW, it would raise

awareness as well as funds."

"I’ll sponsor you to shut up about SPEW," Ron muttered irritably, but only so Harry could hear


Harry found himself daydreaming about Hogwarts more and more as the end of the holidays

approached; he could not wait to see Hagrid again, to play Quidditch, even to stroll across the

vegetable patches to the Herbology greenhouses; it would be a treat just to leave this dusty,

musty house, where half of the cupboards were still bolted shut and Kreacher wheezed insults

out of the shadows as you passed, though Harry was careful not to say any of this within earshot

of Sirius.

The fact was that living at the Headquarters of the anti-Voldemort movement was not nearly as

interesting or exciting as Harry would have expected before he’d experienced it. Though

members of the Order of the Phoenix came and went regularly, sometimes staying for meals,

sometimes only for a few minutes of whispered conversation, Mrs. Weasley made sure that

Harry and the others were kept well out of earshot (whether Extendable or normal) and nobody,

not even Sirius, seemed to feel that Harry needed to know anything more than he had heard on

the night of his arrival.

On the very last day of the holidays Harry was sweeping up Hedwigs owl droppings from the top

of the wardrobe when Ron entered their bedroom carrying a couple of envelopes.

"Booklists have arrived," he said, throwing one of the envelopes up to Harry, who was standing

on a chair. "About time, I thought they’d forgotten, they usually come much earlier than this..."

Harry swept the last of the droppings into a rubbish bag and threw the bag over Ron’s head into

the wastepaper basket in the corner, which swallowed it and belched loudly. He then opened his

letter. It contained two pieces of parchment: one the usual reminder that term started on the first

of September; the other telling him which books he would need for the coming year.

"Only two new ones," he said, reading the list, "The Standard Book of Spells, Grade 5, by

Miranda Goshawk, and Defensive Magical Theory, by Wilbert Slinkhard."


Fred and George Apparated right beside Harry. He was so used to them doing this by now that

he didn’t even fall off his chair.

"We were just wondering who assigned the Slinkhard book," said Fred conversationally.

"Because it means Dumbledore’s found a new Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher," said


"And about time too," said Fred.

"What d’you mean?" Harry asked, jumping down beside them.

"Well, we overheard Mum and Dad talking on the Extendable Ears a few weeks back," Fred told

Harry, "and from what they were saying, Dumbledore was having real trouble finding anyone to

do the job this year."

"Not surprising, is it, when you look at what’s happened to the last four?" said George.

"One sacked, one dead, one’s memory removed and one locked in a trunk for nine months," said

Harry, counting them off on his fingers. "Yeah, I see what you mean."

"What’s up with you, Ron?" asked Fred.

Ron did not answer. Harry looked round. Ron was standing very still with his mouth slightly

open, gaping at his letter from Hogwarts.

"What’s the matter?" said Fred impatiently, moving around Ron to look over his shoulder at the


Fred’s mouth fell open, too.

"Prefect?" he said, staring incredulously at the letter. "Prefect?"

George leapt forwards, seized the envelope in Ron’s other hand and turned it upside-down. Harry

saw something scarlet and gold fall into George’s palm.

"No way," said George in a hushed voice.

"There’s been a mistake," said Fred, snatching the letter out of Ron’s grasp and holding it up to

the light as though checking for a watermark. "No one in their right mind would make Ron a


The twins’ heads turned in unison and both of them stared at Harry.

"We thought you were a cert!" said Fred, in a tone that suggested Harry had tricked them in some way.

"We thought Dumbledore was bound to pick you!" said George indignantly.

"Winning the Triwizard and everything!" said Fred.

"I suppose all the mad stuff must’ve counted against him," said George to Fred.

"Yeah," said Fred slowly. "Yeah, you’ve caused too much trouble, mate. Well, at least one of

you’s got their priorities right."

He strode over to Harry and clapped him on the back while giving Ron a scathing look.

"Prefect... ickle Ronnie the Prefect."

"Oh, Mum’s going to be revolting," groaned George, thrusting the prefect badge back at Ron as

though it might contaminate him.

Ron, who still had not said a word, took the badge, stared at it for a moment, then held it out to

Harry as though asking mutely for confirmation that it was genuine. Harry took it. A large P was

superimposed on the Gryffindor lion. He had seen a badge just like this on Percy’s chest on his

very first day at Hogwarts.

The door banged open. Hermione came tearing into the room, her cheeks flushed and her hair

flying. There was an envelope in her hand.

"Did you - did you get -?"

She spotted the badge in Harry’s hand and let out a shriek.

"I knew it!’ she said excitedly, brandishing her letter. "Me too, Harry, me too!"

"No," said Harry quickly, pushing the badge back into Ron’s hand. "It’s Ron, not me."

"It - what?"

"Ron’s prefect, not me," Harry said.

"Ron?" said Hermione, her jaw dropping. "But... are you sure? I mean -"

She turned red as Ron looked round at her with a defiant expression on his face.

"It’s my name on the letter," he said.

"I..." said Hermione, looking thoroughly bewildered. "I... well... wow! Well done, Ron! That’s

really -"

"Unexpected," said George, nodding.

"No," said Hermione, blushing harder than ever, "no it’s not... Ron’s done loads of... he’s


The door behind her opened a little wider and Mrs. Weasley backed into the room carrying a pile

of freshly laundered robes.

"Ginny said the booklists had come at last," she said, glancing around at all the envelopes as she

made her way over to the bed and started sorting the robes into two piles. "If you give them to

me I’ll take them over to Diagon Alley this afternoon and get your books while you’re packing.

Ron, I’ll have to get you more pajamas, these are at least six inches too short, I can’t believe how

fast you’re growing... what color would you like?"

"Get him red and gold to match his badge," said George, smirking.

"Match his what?" said Mrs. Weasley absently, rolling up a pair of maroon socks and placing

them on Ron’s pile.

"His badge," said Fred, with the air of getting the worst over quickly. "His lovely shiny

new prefect’s badge."

Fred’s words took a moment to penetrate Mrs. Weasley’s preoccupation with pajamas.

"His... but... Ron, you’re not...?"

Ron held up his badge.

Mrs. Weasley let out a shriek just like Hermione’s.

"I don’t believe it! I don’t believe it! Oh, Ron, how wonderful! A prefect! That’s everyone in the


"What are Fred and I, next-door neighbors?" said George indignantly, as his mother pushed him

aside and flung her arms around her youngest son.

"Wait until your father hears! Ron, I’m so proud of you, what wonderful news, you could end up

Head Boy just like Bill and Percy, it’s the first step! Oh, what a thing to happen in the middle of

all this worry, I’m just thrilled, oh, Ronnie --"

Fred and George were both making loud retching noises behind her back but Mrs. Weasley did

not notice; arms tight around Ron’s neck, she was kissing him all over his face, which had turned

a brighter scarlet than his badge.

"Mum... don’t... Mum, get a grip..." he muttered, trying to push her away.

She let go of him and said breathlessly, "Well, what will it be? We gave Percy an owl, but you’ve already got one, of course."

"W-what do you mean?" said Ron, looking as though he did not dare believe his ears.

"You’ve got to have a reward for this!" said Mrs. Weasley fondly. "How about a nice new set of

dress robes?"

"We’ve already bought him some," said Fred sourly, who looked as though he sincerely regretted this generosity.

"Or a new cauldron, Charlie’s old one’s rusting through, or a new rat, you always liked Scabbers"

"Mum," said Ron hopefully, "can I have a new broom?"

Mrs. Weasley’s face fell slightly; broomsticks were expensive.

"Not a really good one!" Ron hastened to add. "Just - just a new one for a change..."

Mrs. Weasley hesitated, then smiled.

"Of course you can... well, I’d better get going if I’ve got a broom to buy too. I’ll see you all

later... little Ronnie, a prefect! And don’t forget to pack your trunks... a prefect... oh, I’m all of

a dither!"

She gave Ron yet another kiss on the cheek, sniffed loudly, and bustled from the room.

Fred and George exchanged looks.

"You don’t mind if we don’t kiss you, do you, Ron?" said Fred in a falsely anxious voice.

"We could curtsey, if you like," said George.

"Oh, shut up," said Ron, scowling at them.

"Or what?" said Fred, an evil grin spreading across his face. "Going to put us in detention?"

"I’d love to see him try," sniggered George.

"He could if you don’t watch out!" said Hermione angrily.

Fred and George burst out laughing, and Ron muttered, "Drop it, Hermione."

"We’re going to have to watch our step, George," said Fred, pretending to tremble, "with these

two on our case..."

"Yeah, it looks like our law-breaking days are finally over," said George, shaking his head.

And with another loud crack, the twins Disapparated.

"Those two!" said Hermione furiously, staring up at the ceiling, through which they could now

hear Fred and George roaring with laughter in the room upstairs. "Don’t pay any attention to

them, Ron, they’re only jealous!"

"I don’t think they are," said Ron doubtfully, also looking up at the ceiling. "They’ve always said only prats become prefects... still," he added on a happier note, "they’ve never had new brooms! I wish I could go with Mum and choose... she’ll never be able to afford a Nimbus, but there’s the new Cleansweep out, that’d be great... yeah, I think I’ll go and tell her I like the Cleansweep, just so she knows."

He dashed from the room, leaving Harry and Hermione alone.

For some reason, Harry found he did not want to look at Hermione. He turned to his bed, picked

up the pile of clean robes Mrs. Weasley had laid on it and crossed the room to his trunk.

"Harry?" said Hermione tentatively.

"Well done, Hermione," said Harry, so heartily it did not sound like his voice at all, and, still not

looking at her, "brilliant. Prefect. Great."

"Thanks," said Hermione. "Erm - Harry - could I borrow Hedwig so I can tell Mum and Dad?

They’ll be really pleased - I mean prefect is something they can understand."

"Yeah, no problem," said Harry, still in the horrible hearty voice that did not belong to him.

"Take her!"

He leaned over his trunk, laid the robes on the bottom of it and pretended to be rummaging for

something while Hermione crossed to the wardrobe and called Hedwig down. A few moments

passed; Harry heard the door close but remained bent double, listening; the only sounds he could

hear were the blank picture on the wall sniggering again and the wastepaper basket in the corner

coughing up the owl droppings.

He straightened up and looked behind him. Hermione had left and Hedwig had gone. Harry

hurried across the room, closed the door, then returned slowly to his bed and sank on to it, gazing

unseeingly at the foot of the wardrobe.

He had forgotten completely about prefects being chosen in the fifth year. He had been too

anxious about the possibility of being expelled to spare a thought for the fact that badges must be

winging their way towards certain people. But if he had remembered... if he had thought about

it... what would he have expected?

Not this, said a small and truthful voice inside his head.

Harry screwed up his face and buried it in his hands. He could not lie to himself; if he had known

the prefect badge was on its way, he would have expected it to come to him, not Ron. Did this

make him as arrogant as Draco Malfoy? Did he think himself superior to everyone else? Did he

really believe he was better than Ron?

No, said the small voice defiantly.

Was that true? Harry wondered, anxiously probing his own feelings.

I’m better at Quidditch, said the voice. But I’m not better at anything else.

That was definitely true, Harry thought; he was no better than Ron in lessons. But what about

outside lessons? What about those adventures he, Ron and Hermione had had together since

starting at Hogwarts, often risking much worse than expulsion?

Well, Ron and Hermione were with me most of the time, said the voice in Harry’s head.

Not all the time, though, Harry argued with himself. They didn’t fight Quirrell with me. They

didn’t take on Riddle and the Basilisk. They didn’t get rid of all those Dementors the night Sirius

escaped. They weren’t in that graveyard with me, the night Voldemort returned...

And the same feeling of ill-usage that had overwhelmed him on the night he had arrived rose

again. I’ve definitely done more, Harry thought indignantly. I’ve done more than either of them!

But maybe, said the small voice fairly, maybe Dumbledore doesn’t choose prefects because

they’ve got themselves into a load of dangerous situations... maybe he chooses them for other

reasons... Ron must have something you don’t...

Harry opened his eyes and stared through his fingers at the wardrobe’s clawed feet, remembering

what Fred had said: "No one in their right mind would make Ron a prefect..."

Harry gave a small snort of laughter. A second later he felt sickened with himself.

Ron had not asked Dumbledore to give him the prefect badge. This was not Ron’s fault. Was he,

Harry, Ron’s best friend in the world, going to sulk because he didn’t have a badge, laugh with

the twins behind Ron’s back, ruin this for Ron when, for the first time, he had beaten Harry at


At this point Harry heard Ron’s footsteps on the stairs again. He stood up, straightened his

glasses, and hitched a grin on to his face as Ron bounded back through the door.

"Just caught her!" he said happily. "She says she’ll get the Cleansweep if she can."

"Cool," Harry said, and he was relieved to hear that his voice had stopped sounding hearty.

"Listen - Ron - well done, mate."

The smile faded off Ron’s face.

"I never thought it would be me!" he said, shaking his head. "I thought it would be you!"

"Nah, I’ve caused too much trouble," Harry said, echoing Fred.

"Yeah," said Ron, "yeah, I suppose... well, we’d better get our trunks packed, hadn’t we?"

It was odd how widely their possessions seemed to have scattered themselves since they had

arrived. It took them most of the afternoon to retrieve their books and belongings from all over

the house and stow them back inside their school trunks. Harry noticed that Ron kept moving his

prefects badge around, first placing it on his bedside table, then putting it into his jeans pocket,

then taking it out and lying it on his folded robes, as though to see the effect of the red on the

black. Only when Fred and George dropped in and offered to attach it to his forehead with a

Permanent Sticking Charm did he wrap it tenderly in his maroon socks and lock it in his trunk.

Mrs. Weasley returned from Diagon Alley around six o’clock, laden with books and carrying a

long package wrapped in thick brown paper that Ron took from her with a moan of longing.

"Never mind unwrapping it now, people are arriving for dinner, I want you all downstairs," she

said, but the moment she was out of sight Ron ripped off the paper in a frenzy and examined

every inch of his new broom, an ecstatic expression on his face.

Down in the basement Mrs. Weasley had hung a scarlet banner over the heavily laden dinner

table, which read:




She looked in a better mood than Harry had seen her all holiday.

"I thought we’d have a little party, not a sit-down dinner," she told Harry, Ron, Hermione, Fred,

George and Ginny as they entered the room. "Your father and Bill are on their way, Ron. I’ve

sent them both owls and they’re thrilled," she added, beaming.

Fred rolled his eyes.

Sirius, Lupin, Tonks and Kingsley Shacklebolt were already there and Mad-Eye Moody stumped

in shortly after Harry had got himself a Butterbeer.

"Oh, Alastor, I am glad you’re here," said Mrs. Weasley brightly, as Mad-Eye shrugged off his

traveling cloak. "We’ve been wanting to ask you for ages - could you have a look in the writing

desk in the drawing room and tell us what’s inside it? We haven’t wanted to open it just in case

it’s something really nasty."

"No problem, Molly..."

Moody’s electric-blue eye swiveled upwards and stared fixedly through the ceiling of the


"Drawing room..." he growled, as the pupil contracted. "Desk in the corner? Yeah, I see it...

yeah, it’s a Boggart... want me to go up and get rid of it, Molly?"

"No, no, I’ll do it myself later," beamed Mrs. Weasley, "you have your drink. We’re having a

little bit of a celebration, actually..." She gesture d at the scarlet banner. "Fourth prefect in the

family!" she said fondly, ruffling Ron’s hair.

"Prefect, eh?" growled Moody, his normal eye on Ron and his magical eye swiveling around to

gaze into the side of his head. Harry had the very uncomfortable feeling it was looking at him

and moved away towards Sirius and Lupin.

"Well, congratulations," said Moody, still glaring at Ron with his normal eye, "authority figures

always attract trouble, but I suppose Dumbledore thinks you can withstand most major jinxes or

he wouldn’t have appointed you..."

Ron looked rather startled at this view of the matter but was saved the trouble of responding by

the arrival of his father and eldest brother. Mrs. Weasley was in such a good mood she did not

even complain that they had brought Mundungus with them; he was wearing a long overcoat that

seemed oddly lumpy in unlikely places and declined the offer to remove it and put it with

Moody’s traveling cloak.

"Well, I think a toast is in order," said Mr. Weasley, when everyone had a drink. He raised his

goblet. "To Ron and Hermione, the new Gryffindor prefects!"

Ron and Hermione beamed as everyone drank to them, and then applauded.

"I was never a prefect myself," said Tonks brightly from behind Harry as everybody moved

towards the table to help themselves to food. Her hair was tomato red and waist-length today;

she looked like Ginny’s older sister. "My Head of House said I lacked certain necessary


"Like what?" said Ginny, who was choosing a baked potato.

"Like the ability to behave myself," said Tonks.

Ginny laughed; Hermione looked as though she did not know whether to smile or not and

compromised by taking an extra large gulp of Butterbeer and choking on it.

"What about you, Sirius?" Ginny asked, thumping Hermione on the back.

Sirius, who was right beside Harry, let out his usual bark-like laugh.

"No one would have made me a prefect, I spent too much time in detention with James. Lupin

was the good boy, he got the badge."

"I think Dumbledore might have hoped I would be able to exercise some control over my best

friends," said Lupin. "I need scarcely say that I failed dismally."

Harry’s mood suddenly lifted. His father had not been a prefect either. All at once the party

seemed much more enjoyable; he loaded up his plate, feeling doubly fond of everyone in the


Ron was rhapsodizing about his new broom to anybody who would listen.

"... nought to seventy in ten seconds, not bad, is it? When you think the Comet Two Ninety’s

only nought to sixty and that’s with a decent tailwind according to Which Broomstick?"

Hermione was talking very earnestly to Lupin about her view of elf rights.

"I mean, it’s the same kind of nonsense as werewolf segregation, isn’t it? It all stems from this

horrible thing wizards have of thinking they’re superior to other creatures..."

Mrs. Weasley and Bill were having their usual argument about Bill’s hair.

"... getting really out of hand, and you’re so good-looking, it would look much better shorter,

wouldn’t it, Harry?"

"Oh - I dunno -" said Harry, slightly alarmed at being asked his opinion; he slid away from them

in the direction of Fred and George, who were huddled in a corner with Mundungus.

Mundungus stopped talking when he saw Harry, but Fred winked and beckoned Harry closer.

"It’s okay," he told Mundungus, "we can trust Harry, he’s our financial backer."

"Look what Dung’s got us," said George, holding out his hand to Harry. It was full of what

looked like shriveled black pods. A faint rattling noise was coming from them, even though they

were completely stationary.

"Venomous Tentacula seeds," said George. "We need them for the Skiving Snackboxes but

they’re a Class C Non-Tradable Substance so we’ve been having a bit of trouble getting hold of


"Ten Galleons the lot, then Dung?" said Fred.

"Wiv all the trouble I went to to get ‘em?" said Mundungus, his saggy, bloodshot eyes stretching

even wider. "I’m sorry, lads, but I’m not taking a Knut under twenty."

"Dung likes his little joke," Fred said to Harry.

"Yeah, his best one so far has been six Sickles for a bag of Knarl quills," said George.

"Be careful," Harry warned them quietly.

"What?" said Fred. "Mum’s busy cooing over Prefect Ron, we’re okay."

"But Moody could have his eye on you," Harry pointed out.

Mundungus looked nervously over his shoulder.

"Good point, that," he grunted. "All right, lads, ten it is, if you’ll take ‘em quick."

"Cheers, Harry!" said Fred delightedly, when Mundungus had emptied his pockets into the twins’ outstretched hands and scuttled off towards the food. "We’d better get these upstairs..."

Harry watched them go, feeling slightly uneasy. It had just occurred to him that Mr. and Mrs.

Weasley would want to know how Fred and George were financing their joke shop business

when, as was inevitable, they finally found out about it. Giving the twins his Triwizard winnings

had seemed a simple thing to do at the time, but what if it led to another family row and a Percylike estrangement? Would Mrs. Weasley still feel that Harry was as good as her son if she found out he had made it possible for Fred and George to start a career she thought quite unsuitable?

Standing where the twins had left him, with nothing but a guilty weight in the pit of his stomach

for company, Harry caught the sound of his own name. Kingsley Shacklebolt’s deep voice was

audible even over the surrounding chatter.

"... why Dumbledore didn’t make Potter a prefect?" said Kingsley.

"He’ll have had his reasons," replied Lupin.

"But it would’ve shown confidence in him. It’s what I’d’ve done," persisted Kingsley, "specially

with the Daily Prophet having a go at him every few days..."

Harry did not look round; he did not want Lupin or Kingsley to know he had heard. Though not

remotely hungry, he followed Mundungus back towards the table. His pleasure in the party had

evaporated as quickly as it had come; he wished he were upstairs in bed.

Mad-Eye Moody was sniffing at a chicken-leg with what remained of his nose; evidently he

could not detect any trace of poison, because he then tore a strip off it with his teeth.

"... the handles made of Spanish oak with anti-jinx varnish and in-built vibration control -" Ron

was saying to Tonks.

Mrs. Weasley yawned widely.

"Well, I think I’ll sort out that Boggart before I turn in... Arthur, I don’t want this lot up too late,

all right? Night, Harry, dear."

She left the kitchen. Harry set down his plate and wondered whether he could follow her without

attracting attention.

"You all right, Potter?" grunted Moody.

"Yeah, fine," lied Harry.

Moody took a swig from his hipflask, his electric-blue eye staring sideways at Harry.

"Come here, I’ve got something that might interest you," he said.

From an inner pocket of his robes Moody pulled a very tattered old wizarding photograph.

"Original Order of the Phoenix," growled Moody. "Found it last night when I was looking for my spare Invisibility Cloak, seeing as Podmore hasn’t had the manners to return my best one...

thought people might like to see it."

Harry took the photograph. A small crowd of people, some waving at him, others lifting their

glasses, looked back up at him.

"There’s me," said Moody, unnecessarily pointing at himself. The Moody in the picture was

unmistakable, though his hair was slightly less grey and his nose was intact. "And there’s

Dumbledore beside me, Dedalus Diggle on the other side... that’s Marlene McKinnon, she was

killed two weeks after this was taken, they got her whole family. That’s Frank and Alice

Longbottom -"

Harry’s stomach, already uncomfortable, clenched as he looked at Alice Longbottom; he knew

her round, friendly face very well, even though he had never met her, because she was the image

of her son, Neville.

"-- poor devils," growled Moody. "Better dead than what happened to them... and that’s

Emmeline Vance, you’ve met her, and that there’s Lupin, obviously... Benjy Fenwick, he

copped it too, we only ever found bits of him... shift aside there," he added, poking the picture,

and the little photographic people edged sideways, so that those who were partially obscured

could move to the front.

"That’s Edgar Bones... brother of Amelia Bones, they got him and his family, too, he was a great wizard... Sturgis Podmore, blimey, he looks young... Caradoc Dearborn, vanished six months after this, we never found his body... Hagrid, of course, looks exactly the same as ever...

Elphias Doge, you’ve met him, I’d forgotten he used to wear that stupid hat... Gideon Prewett, it

took five Death Eaters to kill him and his brother Fabian, they fought like heroes... budge along,

budge along..."

The little people in the photograph jostled among themselves and those hidden right at the back

appeared at the forefront of the picture.

"That’s Dumbledore’s brother Aberforth, only time I ever met him, strange bloke... that’s

Dorcas Meadowes, Voldemort killed her personally... Sirius, when he still had short hair...

and... there you go, thought that would interest you!"

Harry’s heart turned over. His mother and father were beaming up at him, sitting on either side

of a small, watery-eyed man whom Harry recognized at once as Wormtail, the one who had

betrayed his parents’ whereabouts to Voldemort and so helped to bring about their deaths.

"Eh?" said Moody.

Harry looked up into Moody’s heavily scarred and pitted face. Evidently Moody was under the

impression he had just given Harry a bit of a treat.

"Yeah," said Harry, once again attempting to grin. "Er... listen, I’ve just remembered, I haven’t

packed my..."

He was spared the trouble of inventing an object he had not packed. Sirius had just said, "What’s

that you’ve got there, Mad-Eye?" and Moody had turned towards him. Harry crossed the kitchen, slipped through the door and up the stairs before anyone could call him back.

He did not know why it had been such a shock; he had seen pictures of his parents before, after

all, and he had met Wormtail but to have them sprung on him like that, when he was least

expecting it... no one would like that, he thought angrily...

And then, to see them surrounded by all those other happy faces... Benjy Fenwick, who had

been found in bits, and Gideon Prewett, who had died like a hero, and the Longbottoms, who had

been tortured into madness... all waving happily out of the photograph forever more, not

knowing that they were doomed... well, Moody might find that interesting... he, Harry, found it


Harry tiptoed up the stairs in the hall past the stuffed elf-heads, glad to be on his own again, but

as he approached the first landing he heard noises. Someone was sobbing in the drawing room.

"Hello?" Harry said.

There was no answer but the sobbing continued. He climbed the remaining stairs two at a time,

walked across the landing and opened the drawing-room door.

Someone was cowering against the dark wall, her wand in her hand, her whole body shaking

with sobs. Sprawled on the dusty old carpet in a patch of moonlight, clearly dead, was Ron.

All the air seemed to vanish from Harry’s lungs; he felt as though he were falling through the

floor; his brain turned icy cold - Ron dead, no, it couldn’t be -

But wait a moment, it couldn’t be - Ron was downstairs -

"Mrs. Weasley?" Harry croaked.

"R - r - riddikulus!" Mrs. Weasley sobbed, pointing her shaking wand at Ron’s body.


Ron’s body turned into Bill’s, spread-eagled on his back, his eyes wide open and empty. Mrs.

Weasley sobbed harder than ever.

"R -riddikulus!" she sobbed again.


Mr. Weasley’s body replaced Bill’s, his glasses askew, a trickle of blood running down his face.

"No!" Mrs. Weasley moaned. "No... riddikulus! Riddikulus! RIDDlKULUS"

Crack. Dead twins. Crack. Dead Percy. Crack. Dead Harry...

"Mrs. Weasley, just get out of here!" shouted Harry, staring down at his own dead body on the

floor. "Let someone else -"

"What’s going on?"

Lupin had come running into the room, closely followed by Sirius, with Moody stumping along

behind them. Lupin looked from Mrs. Weasley to the dead Harry on the floor and seemed to

understand in an instant. Pulling out his own wand, he said, very firmly and clearly:


Harry’s body vanished. A silvery orb hung in the air over the spot where it had lain. Lupin

waved his wand once more and the orb vanished in a puff of smoke.

"Oh - oh - oh!" gulped Mrs. Weasley, and she broke into a storm of crying, her face in her hands.

"Molly," said Lupin bleakly, walking over to her. "Molly don’t..."

Next second, she was sobbing her heart out on Lupin’s shoulder.

"Molly, it was just a Boggart," he said soothingly, patting her on the head, "just a stupid


"I see them d-d - dead all the time!" Mrs. Weasley moaned into his shoulder. "All the’t -’t - time!

I d - d - dream about it..."

Sirius was staring at the patch of carpet where the Boggart, pretending to be Harry’s body, had

lain. Moody was looking at Harry, who avoided his gaze. He had a funny feeling Moody’s

magical eye had followed him all the way out of the kitchen.

"D-d - don’t tell Arthur," Mrs. Weasley was gulping now, mopping her eyes frantically with her

cuffs. "I d - d - don’t want him to know... being silly..."

Lupin handed her a handkerchief and she blew her nose.

"Harry, I’m so sorry. What must you think of me?" she said shakily. "Not even able to get rid of a Boggart..."

"Don’t be stupid," said Harry, trying to smile.

"I’m just’s -’s - so worried," she said, tears spilling out of her eyes again. "Half the f - f - family’s in the Order, it’ll b - b - be a miracle if we all come through this... and P - P - Percy’s not talking to us... what if something d-d - dreadful happens and we’ve never m - m - made it up with him? And what’s going to happen if Arthur and I get killed, who’s g - g - going to look after Ron and Ginny?"

"Molly that’s enough" said Lupin firmly. "This isn’t like last time. The Order are better prepared, we’ve got a head start, we know what Voldemorts up to -"

Mrs. Weasley gave a little squeak of fright at the sound of the name.

"Oh, Molly, come on, it’s about time you got used to hearing his name - look, I can’t promise no

one’s going to get hurt, nobody can promise that, but we’re much better off than we were last

time. You weren’t in the Order then, you don’t understand. Last time we were outnumbered

twenty to one by the Death Eaters and they were picking us off one by one..."

Harry thought of the photograph again, of his parents’ beaming faces. He knew Moody was still

watching him.

"Don’t worry about Percy" said Sirius abruptly. "He’ll come round. It’s only a matter of time

before Voldemort moves into the open; once he does, the whole Ministry’s going to be begging

us to forgive them. And I’m not sure I’ll be accepting their apology," he added bitterly.

"And as for who’s going to look after Ron and Ginny if you and Arthur died," said Lupin,

smiling slightly, "what do you think we’d do, let them starve?"

Mrs. Weasley smiled tremulously.

"Being silly," she muttered again, mopping her eyes.

But Harry, closing his bedroom door behind him some ten minutes later, could not think Mrs.

Weasley silly. He could still see his parents beaming up at him from the tattered old photograph,

unaware that their lives, like so many of those around them, were drawing to a close. The image

of the Boggart posing as the corpse of each member of Mrs. Weasley’s family in turn kept

flashing before his eyes.

Without warning, the scar on his forehead seared with pain again and his stomach churned


"Cut it out," he said firmly, rubbing the scar as the pain receded.

"First sign of madness, talking to your own head," said a sly voice from the empty picture on the


Harry ignored it. He felt older than he had ever felt in his life and it seemed extraordinary to him

that barely an hour ago he had been worried about a joke shop and who had got a prefects badge.


Luna Lovegood

Harry had a troubled nights sleep. His parents wove in and out of his dreams, never speaking;

Mrs. Weasley sobbed over Kreachers dead body, watched by Ron and Hermione who were

wearing crowns, and yet again Harry found himself walking down a corridor ending in a locked

door. He awoke abruptly with his scar prickling to find Ron already dressed and talking to him.

"... better hurry up, Mum’s going ballistic, she says we’re going to miss the train."

There was a lot of commotion in the house. From what he heard as he dressed at top speed,

Harry gathered that Fred and George had bewitched their trunks to fly downstairs to save the

bother of carrying them, with the result that they had hurtled straight into Ginny and knocked her

down two flights of stairs into the hall; Mrs. Black and Mrs. Weasley were both screaming at the

top of their voices.



Hermione came hurrying into the room looking flustered, just as Harry was putting on his

trainers. Hedwig was swaying on her shoulder, and she was carrying a squirming Crookshanks in

her arms.

"Mum and Dad just sent Hedwig back." The owl fluttered obligingly over and perched on top of

her cage. "Are you ready yet?"

"Nearly. Is Ginny all right?" Harry asked, shoving on his glasses.

"Mrs. Weasley’s patched her up," said Hermione. "But now Mad-Eye’s complaining that we

can’t leave unless Sturgis Podmore’s here, otherwise the guard will be one short.’

"Guard?" said Harry. "We have to go to King’s Cross with a guard?"

"You have to go to King’s Cross with a guard," Hermione corrected him.

"Why?" said Harry irritably. "I thought Voldemort was supposed to be lying low, or are you

telling me he’s going to jump out from behind a dustbin to try and do me in?"

"I don’t know, it’s just what Mad-Eye says," said Hermione distractedly, looking at her watch,

"but if we don’t leave soon we’re definitely going to miss the train..."

"WILL YOU LOT GET DOWN HERE NOW, PLEASE!" Mrs. Weasley bellowed and Hermione jumped as though scalded and hurried out of the room. Harry seized Hedwig, stuffed her unceremoniously into her cage, and set off downstairs after Hermione, dragging his trunk.

Mrs. Black’s portrait was howling with rage but nobody was bothering to close the curtains over

her; all the noise in the hall was bound to rouse her again, anyway.

"Harry, you’re to come with me and Tonks," shouted Mrs. Weasley - over the repeated screeches

of "MUDBLOODS! SCUM! CREATURES OF DIRT!" - "Leave your trunk and your owl,

Alastor’s going to deal with the luggage... oh, for heaven’s sake, Sirius, Dumbledore said no!"

A bear-like black dog had appeared at Harry’s side as he was clambering over the various trunks

cluttering the hall to get to Mrs. Weasley.

"Oh honestly..." said Mrs. Weasley despairingly. "Well, on your own head be it!’

She wrenched open the front door and stepped out into the weak September sunlight. Harry and

the dog followed her. The door slammed behind them and Mrs. Blacks screeches were cut off


"Where’s Tonks?" Harry said, looking round as they went down the stone steps of number twelve, which vanished the moment they reached the pavement.

"She’s waiting for us just up here," said Mrs. Weasley stiffly, averting her eyes from the

lolloping black dog beside Harry.

An old woman greeted them on the corner. She had tightly curled grey hair and wore a purple hat

shaped like a pork pie.

"Wotcher, Harry," she said, winking. "Better hurry up, hadn’t we, Molly?" she added, checking

her watch.

"I know, I know," moaned Mrs. Weasley, lengthening her stride, "but Mad-Eye wanted to wait

for Sturgis... if only Arthur could have got us cars from the Ministry again... but Fudge won’t

let him borrow so much as an empty ink bottle these days... how Muggles can stand traveling

without magic."

But the great black dog gave a joyful bark and gamboled around them, snapping at pigeons and

chasing its own tail. Harry couldn’t help laughing. Sirius had been trapped inside for a very long

time. Mrs. Weasley pursed her lips in an almost Aunt Petunia-ish way.

It took them twenty minutes to reach King’s Cross on foot and nothing more eventful happened

during that time than Sirius scaring a couple of cats for Harry’s entertainment. Once inside the

station they lingered casually beside the barrier between platforms nine and ten until the coast

was clear, then each of them leaned against it in turn and fell easily through on to platform nine

and three-quarters, where the Hogwarts Express stood belching sooty steam over a platform

packed with departing students and their families. Harry inhaled the familiar smell and felt his

spirits soar... he was really going back...

"I hope the others make it in time," said Mrs. Weasley anxiously, staring behind her at the

wrought-iron arch spanning the platform, through which new arrivals would come.

"Nice dog, Harry!" called a tall boy with dreadlocks.

"Thanks, Lee," said Harry, grinning, as Sirius wagged his tail frantically.

"Oh good," said Mrs. Weasley, sounding relieved, "here’s Alastor with the luggage, look..."

A porter’s cap pulled low over his mismatched eyes, Moody came limping through the archway

pushing a trolley loaded with their trunks.

"All okay," he muttered to Mrs. Weasley and Tonks, "don’t think we were followed..."

Seconds later, Mr. Weasley emerged on to the platform with Ron and Hermione. They had

almost unloaded Moody’s luggage trolley when Fred, George and Ginny turned up with Lupin.

"No trouble?" growled Moody.

"Nothing," said Lupin.

"I’ll still be reporting Sturgis to Dumbledore," said Moody, "that’s the second time he’s not

turned up in a week. Getting as unreliable as Mundungus."

"Well, look after yourselves," said Lupin, shaking hands all round. He reached Harry last and

gave him a clap on the shoulder. "You too Harry. Be careful."

"Yeah, keep your head down and your eyes peeled," said Moody, shaking Harry’s hand too.

"And don’t forget, all of you - careful what you put in writing. If in doubt, don’t put it in a letter at all."

"It’s been great meeting all of you," said Tonks, hugging Hermione and Ginny "We’ll see you

soon, I expect."

A warning whistle sounded; the students still on the platform started hurrying on to the train.

"Quick, quick," said Mrs. Weasley distractedly, hugging them at random and catching Harry

twice. "Write... be good... if you’ve forgotten anything we’ll send it on... on to the train, now,


For one brief moment, the great black dog reared on to its hind legs and placed its front paws on

Harry’s shoulders, but Mrs. Weasley shoved Harry away towards the train door, hissing, "For

heaven’s sake, act more like a dog, Sirius!"

"See you!" Harry called out of the open window as the train began to move, while Ron,

Hermione and Ginny waved beside him. The figures of Tonks, Lupin, Moody and Mr. and Mrs.

Weasley shrank rapidly but the black dog was bounding alongside the window, wagging its tail;

blurred people on the platform were laughing to see it chasing the train, then they rounded a

bend, and Sirius was gone.

"He shouldn’t have come with us," said Hermione in a worried voice.

"Oh, lighten up," said Ron, "he hasn’t seen daylight for months, poor bloke."

"Well," said Fred, clapping his hands together, "can’t stand around chatting all day, we’ve got

business to discuss with Lee. See you later," and he and George disappeared down the corridor to

the right.

The train was gathering still more speed, so that the houses outside the window flashed past, and

they swayed where they stood.

"Shall we go and find a compartment, then?" Harry asked.

Ron and Hermione exchanged looks.

"Er," said Ron.

"We’re - well - Ron and I are supposed to go into the prefect carriage," Hermione said


Ron wasn’t looking at Harry; he seemed to have become intensely interested in the fingernails on

his left hand.

"Oh," said Harry. "Right. Fine."

"I don’t think we’ll have to stay there all journey," said Hermione quickly. "Our letters said we

just get instructions from the Head Boy and Girl and then patrol the corridors from time to time."

"Fine," said Harry again. "Well, I - I might see you later, then."

"Yeah, definitely," said Ron, casting a shifty, anxious look at Harry. "It’s a pain having to go

down there, I’d rather - but we have to -I mean, I’m not enjoying it, I’m not Percy," he finished


"I know you’re not," said Harry and he grinned. But as Hermione and Ron dragged their trunks,

Crookshanks and a caged Pigwidgeon off towards the engine end of the train, Harry felt an odd

sense of loss. He had never traveled on the Hogwarts Express without Ron.

"Come on," Ginny told him, "if we get a move on we’ll be able to save them places."

"Right," said Harry, picking up Hedwig’s cage in one hand and the handle of his trunk in the

other. They struggled off down the corridor, peering through the glass-paneled doors into the

compartments they passed, which were already full. Harry could not help noticing that a lot of

people stared back at him with great interest and that several of them nudged their neighbors

and pointed him out. After he had met this behavior in five consecutive carriages he

remembered that the Daily Prophet had been telling its readers all summer what a lying show-off he was. He wondered dully whether the people now staring and whispering believed the stories.

In the very last carriage they met Neville Longbottom, Harry’s fellow fifth-year Gryffindor, his

round face shining with the effort of pulling his trunk along and maintaining a one-handed grip

on his struggling toad, Trevor.

"Hi, Harry" he panted. "Hi, Ginny... everywhere’s full... I can’t find a seat..."

"What are you talking about?" said Ginny, who had squeezed past Neville to peer into the

compartment behind him. "There’s room in this one, there’s only Loony Lovegood in here --"

Neville mumbled something about not wanting to disturb anyone.

"Don’t be silly," said Ginny, laughing, "she’s all right."

She slid the door open and pulled her trunk inside. Harry and Neville followed.

"Hi, Luna," said Ginny, "is it okay if we take these seats?"

The girl beside the window looked up. She had straggly, waist-length, dirty blonde hair, very

pale eyebrows and protuberant eyes that gave her a permanently surprised look. Harry knew at

once why Neville had chosen to pass this compartment by. The girl gave off an aura of distinct

dottiness. Perhaps it was the fact that she had stuck her wand behind her left ear for safekeeping,

or that she had chosen to wear a necklace of Butterbeer corks, or that she was reading a

magazine upside-down. Her eyes ranged over Neville and came to rest on Harry. She nodded.

"Thanks," said Ginny, smiling at her.

Harry and Neville stowed the three trunks and Hedwig’s cage in the luggage rack and sat down.

Luna watched them over her upside-down magazine, which was called The Quibbler. She did not

seem to need to blink as much as normal humans. She stared and stared at Harry, who had taken

the seat opposite her and now wished he hadn’t.

"Had a good summer, Luna?" Ginny asked.

"Yes," said Luna dreamily, without taking her eyes off Harry. "Yes, it was quite enjoyable, you

know. You’re Harry Potter," she added.

"I know I am," said Harry.

Neville chuckled. Luna turned her pale eyes on him instead.

"And I don’t know who you are."

"I’m nobody," said Neville hurriedly.

"No you’re not," said Ginny sharply. "Neville Longbottom - Luna Lovegood. Luna’s in my year, but in Ravenclaw."

"Wit beyond measure is man’s greatest treasure," said Luna in a singsong voice.

She raised her upside-down magazine high enough to hide her face and fell silent. Harry and

Neville looked at each other with their eyebrows raised. Ginny suppressed a giggle.

The train rattled onwards, speeding them out into open country. It was an odd, unsettled sort of

day; one moment the carriage was full of sunlight and the next they were passing beneath

ominously grey clouds.

"Guess what I got for my birthday?" said Neville.

"Another Remembrall?" said Harry, remembering the marble-like device Neville’s grandmother

had sent him in an effort to improve his abysmal memory.

"No," said Neville. "I could do with one, though, I lost the old one ages ago... no, look at this..."

He dug the hand that was not keeping a firm grip on Trevor into his schoolbag and after a little

bit of rummaging pulled out what appeared to be a small grey cactus in a pot, except that it was

covered with what looked like boils rather than spines.

"Mimbulus mimbletonia," he said proudly.

Harry stared at the thing. It was pulsating slightly, giving it the rather sinister look of some

diseased internal organ.

"It’s really, really rare," said Neville, beaming. "I don’t know if there’s one in the greenhouse at

Hogwarts, even. I can’t wait to show it to Professor Sprout. My Great Uncle Algie got it for me

in Assyria. I’m going to see if I can breed from it."

Harry knew that Neville’s favorite subject was Herbology but for the life of him he could not

see what he would want with this stunted little plant.

"Does it - er - do anything?" he asked.

"Loads of stuff!" said Neville proudly. "It’s got an amazing defensive mechanism. Here, hold

Trevor for me..."

He dumped the toad into Harry’s lap and took a quill from his schoolbag. Luna Lovegood’s

popping eyes appeared over the top of her upside-down magazine again, to watch what Neville

was doing. Neville held the Mimbulus mimbletonia up t o his eyes, his tongue between his teeth,

chose his spot, and gave the plant a sharp prod with the tip of his quill.

Liquid squirted from every boil on the plant; thick, stinking, dark green jets of it. They hit the

ceiling, the windows, and spattered Luna Lovegood’s magazine; Ginny, who had flung her arms

up in front of her face just in time, merely looked as though she was wearing a slimy green hat,

but Harry, whose hands had been busy preventing Trevor’s escape, received a faceful. It smelled

like rancid manure.

Neville, whose face and torso were also drenched, shook his head to get the worst out of his


"S - sorry," he gasped. "I haven’t tried that before... didn’t realize it would be quite so... don’t

worry, though, Stinksap’s not poisonous," he added nervously, as Harry spat a mouthful on to the floor.

At that precise moment the door of their compartment slid open.

"Oh... hello, Harry," said a nervous voice. "Um... bad time?"

Harry wiped the lenses of his glasses with his Trevor-free hand. A very pretty girl with long,

shiny black hair was standing in the doorway smiling at him: Cho Chang, the Seeker on the

Ravenclaw Quidditch team.

"Oh... hi," said Harry blankly.

"Um..." said Cho. "Well... just thought I’d say hello... bye then."

Rather pink in the face, she closed the door and departed. Harry slumped back in his seat and

groaned. He would have liked Cho to discover him sitting with a group of very cool people

laughing their heads off at a joke he had just told; he would not have chosen to be sitting with

Neville and Loony Lovegood, clutching a toad and dripping in Stinksap.

"Never mind," said Ginny bracingly. "Look, we can easily get rid of all this." She pulled out her

wand. "Scourgify!"

The Stinksap vanished.

"Sorry," said Neville again, in a small voice.

Ron and Hermione did not turn up for nearly an hour, by which time the food trolley had already

gone by. Harry, Ginny and Neville had finished their pumpkin pasties and were busy swapping

Chocolate Frog Cards when the compartment door slid open and they walked in, accompanied

by Crookshanks and a shrilly hooting Pigwidgeon in his cage.

"I’m starving," said Ron, stowing Pigwidgeon next to Hedwig, grabbing a Chocolate Frog from

Harry and throwing himself into the seat next to him. He ripped open the wrapper, bit off the

frog’s head and leaned back with his eyes closed as though he had had a very exhausting


"Well, there are two fifth-year prefects from each house," said Hermione, looking thoroughly

disgruntled as she took her seat. "Boy and girl from each."

"And guess who’s a Slytherin prefect?" said Ron, still with his eyes closed.

"Malfoy," replied Harry at once, certain his worst fear would be confirmed.

"Course," said Ron bitterly, stuffing the rest of the Frog into his mouth and taking another.

"And that complete cow Pansy Parkinson," said Hermione viciously. "How she got to be a prefect when she’s thicker than a concussed troll..."

"Who’s Hufflepuff?" Harry asked.

"Ernie Macmillan and Hannah Abbott," said Ron thickly.

"And Anthony Goldstein and Padma Patil for Ravenclaw," said Hermione.

"You went to the Yule Ball with Padma Patil," said a vague voice.

Everyone turned to look at Luna Lovegood, who was gazing unblinkingly at Ron over the top of

The Quibbler. He swallowed his mouthful of Frog.

"Yeah, I know I did," he said, looking mildly surprised.

"She didn’t enjoy it very much," Luna informed him. "She doesn’t think you treated her very

well, because you wouldn’t dance with her. I don’t think I’d have minded," she added

thoughtfully, "I don’t like dancing very much."

She retreated behind The Quibbler again. Ron stared at the cover with his mouth hanging open

for a few seconds, then looked around at Ginny for some kind of explanation, but Ginny had

stuffed her knuckles in her mouth to stop herself giggling. Ron shook his head, bemused, then

checked his watch.

"We’re supposed to patrol the corridors every so often," he told Harry and Neville, "and we can

give out punishments if people are misbehaving. I can’t wait to get Crabbe and Goyle for


"You’re not supposed to abuse your position, Ron!" said Hermione sharply.

"Yeah, right, because Malfoy won’t abuse it at all," said Ron sarcastically.

"So you’re going to descend to his level?"

"No, I’m just going to make sure I get his mates before he gets mine."

"For heaven’s sake, Ron -"

"I’ll make Goyle do lines, it’ll kill him, he hates writing," said Ron happily. He lowered his voice to Goyle’s low grunt and, screwing up his face in a look of pained concentration, mimed writing in midair. "I... must... not... look... like... a... baboon’s... backside."

Everyone laughed, but nobody laughed harder than Luna Lovegood. She let out a scream of

mirth that caused Hedwig to wake up and flap her wings indignantly and Crookshanks to leap up

into the luggage rack, hissing. Luna laughed so hard her magazine slipped out of her grasp, slid

down her legs and on to the floor.

"That was funny!"

Her prominent eyes swam with tears as she gasped for breath, staring at Ron. Utterly nonplussed,

he looked around at the others, who were now laughing at the expression on Ron’s face and at

the ludicrously prolonged laughter of Luna Lovegood, who was rocking backwards and

forwards, clutching her sides.

"Are you taking the mickey?" said Ron, frowning at her.

"Baboon’s... backside!" she choked, holding her ribs.

Everyone else was watching Luna laughing, but Harry glancing at the magazine on the floor,

noticed something that made him dive for it. Upside-down it had been hard to tell what the

picture on the front was, but Harry now realized it was a fairly bad cartoon of Cornelius Fudge;

Harry only recognized him because of the lime-green bowler hat. One of Fudge’s hands was

clenched around a bag of gold; the other hand was throttling a goblin. The cartoon was

captioned: How Far Will Fudge Go to Gain Gringotts?

Beneath this were listed the titles of other articles inside the magazine.

Corruption in the Quidditch League:

How the Tornados are Taking Control

Secrets of the Ancient Runes Revealed

Sirius Black: Villain or Victim?

"Can I have a look at this?" Harry asked Luna eagerly.

She nodded, still gazing at Ron, breathless with laughter.

Harry opened the magazine and scanned the index. Until this moment he had completely

forgotten the magazine Kingsley had handed Mr. Weasley to give to Sirius, but it must have been

this edition of The Quibbler.

He found the page, and turned excitedly to the article.

This, too, was illustrated by a rather bad cartoon; in fact, Harry would not have known it was

supposed to be Sirius if it hadn’t been captioned. Sirius was standing on a pile of human bones

with his wand out. The headline on the article said:


Notorious mass murderer or innocent singing sensation?

Harry had to read this first sentence several times before he was convinced that he had not

misunderstood it. Since when had Sirius been a singing sensation?

For fourteen years Sirius Black has been believed guilty of the mass murder of twelve innocent

Muggles and one wizard. Black’s audacious escape from Azkaban two years ago has led to the

widest manhunt ever conducted by the Ministry of Magic. None of us has ever questioned that he

deserves to be recaptured and handed back to the Dementors.


Startling new evidence has recently come to light that Sirius Black may not have committed the

crimes for which he was sent to Azkaban. In fact, says Doris Purkiss, of 18 Acanthia Way, Little

Norton, Black may not even have been present at the killings.

"What people don’t realize is that Sirius Black is a false name," says Mrs. Purkiss. "The man

people believe to be Sirius Black is actually Stubby Boardman, lead singer of popular singing group The Hobgoblins, who retired fro m public life after being struck on the ear by a turnip at a concert in Little Norton Church Hall nearly fifteen years ago. I recognized him the moment I saw his picture in the paper. Now, Stubby couldn’t possibly have committed those crimes, because on the day in question he happened to be enjoying a romantic candlelit dinner with me. I have written to the Minister for Magic and am expecting him to give Stubby, alias - Sirius, a full pardon any day now."

Harry finished reading and stared at the page in disbelief. Perhaps it was a joke, he thought,

perhaps the magazine often printed spoof Hems. He flicked back a few pages and found the

piece on Fudge.

Cornelius Fudge, the Minister for Magic, denied that he had any plans to take over the running of the Wizarding Bank, Gringotts, when he was elected Minister for Magic five years ago. Fudge

has always insisted that he wants nothing more than to ‘co-operate peacefully’ with the guardians of our gold.


Sources close to the Minister have recently disclosed that Fudge’s dearest ambition is to seize

control of the goblin gold supplies and that he will not hesitate to use force if need be.

"It wouldn’t be the first time, either," said a Ministry insider. "Cornelius ‘Goblin-Crusher’ Fudge, that’s what his friends call him. If you could hear him when he thinks no one’s listening, oh, he’s always talking about the goblins he’s had done in; he’s had them drowned, he’s had them dropped off buildings, he’s had them poisoned, he’s had them cooked in pies..."

Harry did not read any further. Fudge might have many faults but Harry found it extremely hard

to imagine him ordering goblins to be cooked in pies. He flicked through the rest of the

magazine. Pausing every few pages, he read: an accusation that the Tutshill Tornados were

winning the Quidditch League by a combination of blackmail, illegal broom-tampering and

torture; an interview with a wizard who claimed to have flown to the moon on a Cleansweep Six

and brought back a bag of moon frogs to prove it; and an article on ancient runes which at least

explained why Luna had been reading The Quibbler upside-down. According to the magazine, if

you turned the runes on their heads they revealed a spell to make your enemy’s ears turn into

kumquats. In fact, compared to the rest of the articles in The Quibbler, the suggestion that Sirius

might really be the lead singer of The Hobgoblins was quite sensible.

"Anything good in there?" asked Ron as Harry closed the magazine.

"Of course not," said Hermione scathingly, before Harry could answer. "The Quibbler’s rubbish,

everyone knows that."

"Excuse me," said Luna; her voice had suddenly lost its dreamy quality. "My father’s the editor."

"I - oh," said Hermione, looking embarrassed. "Well, it’s got some interesting... I mean, it’s


"I’ll have it back, thank you," said Luna coldly, and leaning forwards she snatched it out of

Harry’s hands. Riffling through it to page fifty-seven, she turned it resolutely upside-down again

and disappeared behind it, just as the compartment door opened for the third time.

Harry looked around; he had expected this, but that did not make the sight of Draco Malfoy

smirking at him from between his cronies Crabbe and Goyle any more enjoyable.

"What?" he said aggressively, before Malfoy could open his mouth.

"Manners, Potter, or I’ll have to give you a detention," drawled Malfoy, whose sleek blond hair

and pointed chin were just like his fathers. "You see, I, unlike you, have been made a prefect,

which means that I, unlike you, have the power to hand out punishments."

"Yeah," said Harry, "but you, unlike me, are a git, so get out and leave us alone."

Ron, Hermione, Ginny and Neville laughed. Malfoy’s lip curled.

"Tell me, how does it feel being second-best to Weasley, Potter?" he asked.

"Shut up, Malfoy," said Hermione sharply.

"I seem to have touched a nerve," said Malfoy, smirking. "Well, just watch yourself, Potter,

because I’ll be dogging your footsteps in case you step out of line."

"Get out!" said Hermione, standing up.

Sniggering, Malfoy gave Harry a last malicious look and departed, with Crabbe and Goyle

lumbering along in his wake. Hermione slammed the compartment door behind them and turned

to look at Harry, who knew at once that she, like him, had registered what Malfoy had said and

been just as unnerved by it.

"Chuck us another Frog," said Ron, who had clearly noticed nothing.

Harry could not talk freely in front of Neville and Luna. He exchanged another nervous look

with Hermione, then stared out of the window.

He had thought Sirius coming with him to the station was a bit of a laugh, but suddenly it seemed

reckless, if not downright dangerous... Hermione had been right... Sirius should not have come.

What if Mr. Malfoy had noticed the black dog and told Draco? What if he had deduced that the

Weasleys, Lupin, Tonks and Moody knew where Sirius was hiding? Or had Malfoy’s use of the

word dogging been a coincidence?

The weather remained undecided as they traveled further and further north. Rain spattered the

windows in a half-hearted way, then the sun put in a feeble appearance before clouds drifted over

it once more. When darkness fell and lamps came on inside the carriages, Luna rolled up The

Quibbler, put it carefully away in her bag and took to staring at everyone in the compartment


Harry was sitting with his forehead pressed against the train window, trying to get a first distant

glimpse of Hogwarts, but it was a moonless night and the rain-streaked window was grimy.

"We’d better change," said Hermione at last, and all of them opened their trunks with difficulty

and pulled on their school robes. She and Ron pinned their prefect badges carefully to their

chests. Harry saw Ron checking his reflection in the black window.

At last, the train began to slow down and they heard the usual racket up and down it as

everybody scrambled to get their luggage and pets assembled, ready to get off. As Ron and

Hermione were supposed to supervise all this, they disappeared from the carriage again, leaving

Harry and the others to look after Crookshanks and Pigwidgeon.

"I’ll carry that owl, if you like, " said Luna to Harry, reaching out for Pigwidgeon as Neville

stowed Trevor carefully in an inside pocket.

"Oh - er - thanks, " said Harry, handing her the cage and hoisting Hedwig’s more securely into his arms.

They shuffled out of the compartment feeling the first sting of the night air on their faces as they

joined the crowd in the corridor. Slowly, they moved towards the doors. Harry could smell the

pine trees that lined the path down to the lake. He stepped down on to the platform and looked

around, listening for the familiar call of "firs’-years over ‘ere... firs’-years..."

But it did not come. Instead, a quite different voice, a brisk female one, was calling out, "First years line up over here, please! All first-years to me!"

A lantern came swinging towards Harry and by its light he saw the prominent chin and severe

haircut of Professor Grubbly-Plank, the witch who had taken over Hagrid’s Care of Magical

Creatures lessons for a while the previous year.

"Where’s Hagrid?" he said out loud.

"I don’t know," said Ginny, "but we’d better get out of the way, we’re blocking the door."

"Oh, yeah..."

Harry and Ginny became separated as they moved off along the platform and out through the

station. Jostled by the crowd, Harry squinted through the darkness for a glimpse of Hagrid; he

had to be here, Harry had been relying on it - seeing Hagrid again was one of the things he’d

been looking forward to most. But there was no sign of him.

He can’t have left, Harry told himself as he shuffled slowly through a narrow doorway on to the

road outside with the rest of the crowd. He’s just got a cold or something...

He looked around for Ron or Hermione, wanting to know what they thought about the

reappearance of Professor Grubbly-Plank, but neither of them was anywhere near him, so he

allowed himself to be shunted forwards on to the dark rain-washed road outside Hogsmeade


Here stood the hundred or so horseless stagecoaches that always took the students above first

year up to the castle. Harry glanced quickly at them, turned away to keep a lookout for Ron and

Hermione, then did a double-take.

The coaches were no longer horseless. There were creatures standing between the carriage

shafts. If he had had to give them a name, he supposed he would have called them horses, though

there was something reptilian about them, too. They were completely fleshless, their black coats

clinging to their skeletons, of which every bone was visible. Their heads were dragonish, and

their pupil-less eyes white and staring. Wings sprouted from each wither - vast, black leathery

wings that looked as though they ought to belong to giant bats. Standing still and quiet in the

gathering gloom, the creatures looked eerie and sinister. Harry could not understand why the

coaches were being pulled by these horrible horses when they were quite capable of moving

along by themselves.

"Where’s Pig?" said Ron’s voice, right behind Harry.

"That Luna girl was carrying him," said Harry, turning quickly, eager to consult Ron about

Hagrid. "Where d’you reckon -"

"- Hagrid is? I dunno," said Ron, sounding worried. "He’d better be okay..."

A short distance away, Draco Malfoy, followed by a small gang of cronies including Crabbe,

Goyle and Pansy Parkinson, was pushing some timid-looking second-years out of the way so that

he and his friends could get a coach to themselves. Seconds later, Hermione emerged panting

from the crowd.

"Malfoy was being absolutely foul to a first-year back there. I swear I’m going to report him,

he’s only had his badge three minutes and he’s using it to bully people worse than ever...

where’s Crookshanks?"

"Ginny’s got him," said Harry. "There she is..."

Ginny had just emerged from the crowd, clutching a squirming Crookshanks.

"Thanks," said Hermione, relieving Ginny of the cat. "Come on, let’s get a carriage together

before they all fill up..."

"I haven’t got Pig yet!" Ron said, but Hermione was already heading off towards the nearest

unoccupied coach. Harry remained behind with Ron.

"What are those things, d’you reckon?" he asked Ron, nodding at the horrible horses as the other

students surged past them.

"What things?"

"Those horse -"

Luna appeared holding Pigwidgeon’s cage in her arms; the tiny owl was twittering excitedly as


"Here you are," she said. "He’s a sweet little owl, isn’t he?"

"Er... yeah... he’s all right," said Ron gruffly. "Well, come on then, let’s get in... what were you

saying, Harry?"

"I was saying, what are those horse things?" Harry said, as he, Ron and Luna made for the

carriage in which Hermione and Ginny were already sitting.

"What horse things?"

"The horse things pulling the carriages!" said Harry impatiently. They were, after all, about three

feet from the nearest one; it was watching them with empty white eyes. Ron, however, gave

Harry a perplexed look.

"What are you talking about?"

"I’m talking about - look!"

Harry grabbed Ron’s arm and wheeled him about so that he was face to face with the winged

horse. Ron stared straight at it for a second, then looked back at Harry.

"What am I supposed to be looking at?"

"At the - there, between the shafts! Harnessed to the coach! It’s right there in front -"

But as Ron continued to look bemused, a strange thought occurred to Harry.

"Can’t... can’t you see them?"

"See what?"

"Can’t you see what’s pulling the carriages?"

Ron looked seriously alarmed now.

"Are you feeling all right, Harry?"

"I... yeah..."

Harry felt utterly bewildered. The horse was there in front of him, gleaming solidly in the dim

light issuing from the station windows behind them, vapour rising from its nostrils in the chilly

night air. Yet, unless Ron was faking - and it was a very feeble joke if he was - Ron could not see

it at all.

"Shall we get in, then?" said Ron uncertainly, looking at Harry as though worried about him.

"Yeah," said Harry. "Yeah, go on..."

"It’s all right," said a dreamy voice from beside Harry as Ron vanished into the coach’s dark

interior. "You’re not going mad or anything. I can see them, too."

"Can you?" said Harry desperately, turning to Luna. He could see the bat-winged horses reflected in her wide silvery eyes.

"Oh, yes," said Luna, "I’ve been able to see them ever since my first day here. They’ve always

pulled the carriages. Don’t worry. You’re just as sane as I am"

Smiling faintly, she climbed into the musty interior of the carriage after Ron. Not altogether

reassured, Harry followed her.


The Sorting Hat’s New Song

Harry did not want to tell the others that he and Luna were having the same hallucination, if that

was what it was, so he said nothing more about the horses as he sat down inside the carriage and

slammed the door behind him. Nevertheless, he could not help watching the silhouettes of the

horses moving beyond the window.

"Did everyone see that Grubbly-Plank woman?" asked Ginny. "What’s she doing back here?

Hagrid can’t have left, can he?"

"I’ll be quite glad if he has," said Luna, "he isn’t a very good teacher, is he?"

"Yes, he is!" said Harry, Ron and Ginny angrily.

Harry glared at Hermione. She cleared her throat and quickly said, "Erm... yes... he’s very


"Well, we in Ravenclaw think he’s a bit of a joke," said Luna, unfazed.

"You’ve got a rubbish sense of humor then," Ron snapped, as the wheels below them creaked

into motion.

Luna did not seem perturbed by Ron’s rudeness; on the contrary, she simply watched him for a

while as though he were a mildly interesting television program.

Rattling and swaying, the carriages moved in convoy up the road. When they passed between the

tall stone pillars topped with winged boars on either side of the gates to the school grounds,

Harry leaned forwards to try and see whether there were any lights on in Hagrid’s cabin by the

Forbidden Forest, but the grounds were in complete darkness. Hogwarts Castle, however,

loomed ever closer: a towering mass of turrets, jet black against the dark sky, here and there a

window blazing fiery bright above them.

The carriages jingled to a halt near the stone steps leading up to the oak front doors and Harry

got out of the carriage first. He turned again to look for lit windows down by the Forest, but there

was definitely no sign of life within Hagrids cabin. Unwillingly, because he had half-hoped they

would have vanished, he turned his eyes instead upon the strange, skeletal creatures standing

quietly in the chill night air, their blank white eyes gleaming.

Harry had once before had the experience of seeing something that Ron could not, but that had

been a reflection in a mirror, something much more insubstantial than a hundred very solid looking beasts strong enough to pull a fleet of carriages. If Luna was to be believed, the beasts

had always been there but invisible. Why, then, could Harry suddenly see them, and why could

Ron not?

"Are you coming or what" said Ron beside him.

"Oh... yeah," said Harry quickly and they joined the crowd hurrying up the stone steps into the


The Entrance Hall was ablaze with torches and echoing with footsteps as the students crossed the

flagged stone floor for the double doors to the right, leading to the Great Hall and the start-of-term feast.

The four long house tables in the Great Hall were filling up under the starless black ceiling,

which was just like the sky they could glimpse through the high windows. Candles floated in

midair all along the tables, illuminating the silvery ghosts who were dotted about the Hall and

the faces of the students talking eagerly, exchanging summer news, shouting greetings at friends

from other houses, eyeing one another’s new haircuts and robes. Again, Harry noticed people

putting their heads together to whisper as he passed; he gritted his teeth and tried to act as though

he neither noticed nor cared.

Luna drifted away from them at the Ravenclaw table. The moment they reached Gryffindors,

Ginny was hailed by some fellow fourth-years and left to sit with them; Harry, Ron, Hermione

and Neville found seats together about halfway down the table between Nearly Headless Nick,

the Gryffindor house ghost, and Parvati Patil and Lavender Brown, the last two of whom gave

Harry airy, overly-friendly greetings that made him quite sure they had stopped talking about

him a split second before. He had more important things to worry about, however: he was

looking over the students’ heads to the staff table that ran along the top wall of the Hall.

"He’s not there."

Ron and Hermione scanned the staff table too, though there was no real need; Hagrid’s size

made him instantly obvious in any lineup.

"He can’t have left," said Ron, sounding slightly anxious.

"Of course he hasn’t," said Harry firmly.

"You don’t think he’s... hurt, or anything, do you?" said Hermione uneasily.

"No," said Harry at once.

"But where is he, then?"

There was a pause, then Harry said very quietly, so that Neville, Parvati and Lavender could not

hear, "Maybe he’s not back yet. You know - from his mission - the thing he was doing over the

summer for Dumbledore.’

"Yeah... yeah, that’ll be it," said Ron, sounding reassured, but Hermione bit her lip, looking up

and down the staff table as though hoping for some conclusive explanation of Hagrid’s absence.

"Who’s that?" she said sharply, pointing towards the middle of the staff table.

Harry’s eyes followed hers. They lit first upon Professor Dumbledore, sitting in his high-backed

golden chair at the center of the long staff table, wearing deep-purple robes scattered with silvery

stars and a matching hat. Dumbledore’s head was inclined towards the woman sitting next to

him, who was talking into his ear. She looked, Harry thought, like somebody’s maiden aunt:

squat, with short, curly, mouse-brown hair in which she had placed a horrible pink Alice band

that matched the fluffy pink cardigan she wore over her robes. Then she turned her face slightly

to take a sip from her goblet and he saw, with a shock of recognition, a pallid, toadlike face and a

pair of prominent, pouchy eyes.

"It’s that Umbridge woman!"

"Who?" said Hermione.

"She was at my hearing, she works for Fudge!"

"Nice cardigan," said Ron, smirking.

"She works for Fudge!" Hermione repeated, frowning. "What on earth’s she doing here, then?"


Hermione scanned the staff table, her eyes narrowed.

"No," she muttered, "no, surely not..."

Harry did not understand what she was talking about but did not ask; his attention had been

caught by Professor Grubbly-Plank who had just appeared behind the staff table; she worked her

way along to the very end and took the seat that ought to have been Hagrids. That meant the

first-years must have crossed the lake and reached the castle, and sure enough, a few seconds

later, the doors from the Entrance Hall opened. A long line of scared-looking first-years entered,

led by Professor McGonagall, who was carrying a stool on which sat an ancient wizard’s hat,

heavily patched and darned with a wide rip near the frayed brim.

The buzz of talk in the Great Hall faded away. The first-years lined up in front of the staff table

facing the rest of the students, and Professor McGonagall placed the stool carefully in front of

them, then stood back.

The first-years’ faces glowed palely in the candlelight. A small boy right in the middle of the row

looked as though he was trembling. Harry recalled, fleetingly, how terrified he had felt when he

had stood there, waiting for the unknown test that would determine to which house he belonged.

The whole school waited with bated breath. Then the rip near the hat’s brim opened wide like a

mouth and the Sorting Hat burst into song:

In times of old when I was new,

And Hogwarts barely started,

The founders of our noble school,

Thought never to be parted,

United by a common goal,

They had the selfsame yearning,

To make the world’s best magic school,

And pass along their learning.

"Together we will build and teach!"

The four good friends decided,

And never did they dream,

That they might some day be divided,

For were there such friends anywhere,

As Slytherin and Gryffindor?

Unless it was the second pair

Of Hufflepuff and Ravenclaw?

So how could it have gone so wrong?

How could such friendships fail?

Why, I was there and so can tell,

The whole sad, sorry tale.

Said Slytherin, "We’ll teach just those whose

Ancestry is purest."

Said Ravenclaw, "We’ll teach those whose

Intelligence is surest."

Said Gryffindor, "We’ll teach all those

With brave deeds to their name."

Said Hufflepuff, "I’ll teach the lot,

And treat them just the same."

These differences caused little strife,

When first they came to light,

For each of the four founders had

A house in which they might

Take only those they wanted,

So, for instance, Slytherin

Took only pure-blood wizards

Of great cunning, just like him,

And only those of sharpest mind

Were taught by Ravenclaw

While the bravest and the boldest

Went to daring Gryffindor.

Good Hufflepuff, she took the rest,

And taught them all she knew,

Thus the houses and their founders

Retained friendships firm and true.

So Hogwarts worked in harmony

For several happy years,

But then discord crept among us

Feeding on our faults and fears.

The houses that, like pillars four,

Had once held up our school,

Now turned upon each other and,

Divided, sought to rule.

And for a while it seemed the school

Must meet an early end,

What with dueling and with fighting

And the clash of friend on friend

And at last there came a morning

When old Slytherin departed

And though the fighting then died out

He left us quite downhearted.

And never since the founders four

Were whittled down to three

Have the houses been united

As they once were meant to be.

And now the Sorting Hat is here

And you all know the score:

I sort you into houses

Because that is what I’m for,

But this year I’ll go further,

Listen closely to my song:

Though condemned I am to split you

Still I worry that it’s wrong,

Though I must fulfill my duty

And must quarter every year

Still I wonder whether Sorting

May not bring the end I fear.

Oh, know the perils, read the signs,

The warning history shows,

For our Hogwarts is in danger

From external, deadly foes

And we must unite inside her

Or we’ll crumble from within

I have told you, I have warned you...

Let the Sorting now begin.

The Hat became motionless once more; applause broke out, though it was punctured, for the first

time in Harry’s memory, with muttering and whispers. All across the Great Hall students were

exchanging remarks with their neighbors, and Harry, clapping along with everyone else, knew

exactly what they were talking about.

"Branched out a bit this year, hasn’t it?" said Ron, his eyebrows raised.

"Too right it has," said Harry.

The Sorting Hat usually confined itself to describing the different qualities looked for by each of

the four Hogwarts houses and its own role in Sorting them. Harry could not remember it ever

trying to give the school advice before.

"I wonder if it’s ever given warnings before?" said Hermione, sounding slightly anxious.

"Yes, indeed," said Nearly Headless Nick knowledgeably, leaning across Neville towards her

(Neville winced; it was very uncomfortable to have a ghost lean through you). "The Hat feels

itself honor-bound to give the school due warning whenever it feels -"

But Professor McGonagall, who was waiting to read out the list of first-years’ names, was giving

the whispering students the sort of look that scorches. Nearly Headless Nick placed a see-through finger to his lips and sat primly upright again as the muttering came to an abrupt end.

With a last frowning look that swept the four house tables, Professor McGonagall lowered her

eyes to her long piece of parchment and called out the first name.

"Abercrombie, Euan."

The terrified-looking boy Harry had noticed earlier stumbled forwards and put the Hat on his

head; it was only prevented from falling right down to his shoulders by his very prominent ears.

The Hat considered for a moment, then the rip near the brim opened again and shouted:


Harry clapped loudly with the rest of Gryffindor house as Euan Abercrombie staggered to their

table and sat down, looking as though he would like very much to sink through the floor and

never be looked at again.

Slowly, the long line of first-years thinned. In the pauses between the names and the Sorting

Hat’s decisions, Harry could hear Ron’s stomach rumbling loudly. Finally, "Zeller, Rose" was

Sorted into Hufflepuff, and Professor McGonagall picked up the Hat and stool and marched

them away as Professor Dumbledore rose to his feet.

Whatever his recent bitter feelings had been towards his Headmaster, Harry was somehow

soothed to see Dumbledore standing before them all. Between the absence of Hagrid and the

presence of those dragonish horses, he had felt that his return to Hogwarts, so long anticipated,

was full of unexpected surprises, like jarring notes in a familiar song. But this, at least, was how

it was supposed to be: their Headmaster rising to greet them all before the start-of-term feast.

"To our newcomers," said Dumbledore in a ringing voice, his arms stretched wide and a beaming smile on his lips, "welcome! To our old hands - welcome back! There is a time for speechmaking, but this is not it. Tuck in!"

There was an appreciative laugh and an outbreak of applause as Dumbledore sat down neatly and

threw his long beard over his shoulder so as to keep it out of the way of his plate - for food had

appeared out of nowhere, so that the five long tables were groaning under joints and pies and

dishes of vegetables, bread and sauces and flagons of pumpkin juice.

"Excellent," said Ron, with a kind of groan of longing, and he seized the nearest plate of chops

and began piling them on to his plate, watched wistfully by Nearly Headless Nick.

"What were you saying before the Sorting?" Hermione asked the ghost. "About the Hat giving


"Oh, yes," said Nick, who seemed glad of a reason to turn away from Ron, who was now eating

roast potatoes with almost indecent enthusiasm. "Yes, I have heard the Hat give several warnings

before, always at times when it detects periods of great danger for the school. And always, of

course, its advice is the same: stand together, be strong from within."

"Ow kunnit nofe skusin danger ifzat?" said Ron.

His mouth was so full Harry thought it was quite an achievement for him to make any noise at


"I beg your pardon?" said Nearly Headless Nick politely, while Hermione looked revolted. Ron

gave an enormous swallow and said, "How can it know if the school’s in danger if it’s a Hat?"

"I have no idea," said Nearly Headless Nick. "Of course, it lives in Dumbledore’s office, so I

daresay it picks things up there."

"And it wants all the houses to be friends?" said Harry, looking over at the Slytherin table, where

Draco Malfoy was holding court. "Fat chance."

"Well, now, you shouldn’t take that attitude," said Nick reprovingly. "Peaceful cooperation,

that’s the key. We ghosts, though we belong to separate houses, maintain links of friendship. In

spite of the competitiveness between Gryffindor and Slytherin, I would never dream of seeking

an argument with the Bloody Baron."

"Only because you’re terrified of him," said Ron.

Nearly Headless Nick looked highly affronted.

"Terrified? I hope I, Sir Nicholas de Mimsy-Porpington, have never been guilty of cowardice in

my life! The noble blood that runs in my veins -"

"What blood?" asked Ron. "Surely you haven’t still got -?"

"Its a figure of speech!" said Nearly Headless Nick, now so annoyed his head was trembling

ominously on his partially severed neck. "I assume I am still allowed to enjoy the use of

whichever words I like, even if the pleasures of eating and drinking are denied me! But I am

quite used to students poking fun at my death, I assure you!"

"Nick, he wasn’t really laughing at you!" said Hermione, throwing a furious look at Ron.

Unfortunately, Ron’s mouth was packed to exploding point again and all he could manage was

"Node iddum eentup sechew," which Nick did not seem to think constituted an adequate apology.

Rising into the air, he straightened his feathered hat and swept away from them to the other end

of the table, coming to rest between the Creevey brothers, Colin and Dennis.

"Well done, Ron," snapped Hermione.

"What?" said Ron indignantly, having managed, finally, to swallow his food. "I’m not allowed to

ask a simple question?"

"Oh, forget it," said Hermione irritably, and the pair of them spent the rest of the meal in huffy


Harry was too used to their bickering to bother trying to reconcile them; he felt it was a better

use of his time to eat his way steadily through his steak and kidney pie, then a large plateful of

his favorite treacle tart.

When all the students had finished eating and the noise level in the Hall was starting to creep

upwards again, Dumbledore got to his feet once more. Talking ceased immediately as all turned

to lace the Headmaster. Harry was feeling pleasantly drowsy now. His four-poster bed was

waiting somewhere above, wonderfully warm and soft...

"Well, now that we are all digesting another magnificent feast, I beg a few moments of your

attention for the usual start-of-term notices," said Dumbledore. "First-years ought to know that

the Forest in the grounds is out-of-bounds to students - and a few of our older students ought to

know by now, too." (Harry, Ron and Hermione exchanged smirks.)

"Mr. Filch, the caretaker, has asked me, for what he tells me is the four-hundred-and-sixty second time, to remind you all that magic is not permitted in corridors between classes, nor are a

number of other things, all of which can be checked on the extensive list now fastened to Mr.

Filch’s office door.

"We have had two changes in staffing this year. We are very pleased to welcome back Professor

Grubbly-Plank, who will be taking Care of Magical Creatures lessons; we are also delighted to

introduce Professor Umbridge, our new Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher."

There was a round of polite but fairly unenthusiastic applause, during which Harry, Ron and

Hermione exchanged slightly panicked looks; Dumbledore had not said for how long Grubbly-

Plank would be teaching.

Dumbledore continued, "Tryouts for the house Quidditch teams will take place on the -"

He broke off, looking enquiringly at Professor Umbridge. As she was not much taller standing

than sitting, there was a moment when nobody understood why Dumbledore had stopped talking,

but then Professor Umbridge cleared her throat, "Hem, hem," and it became clear that she had got to her feet and was intending to make a speech.

Dumbledore only looked taken aback for a moment, then he sat down smartly and looked alertly

at Professor Umbridge as though he desired nothing better than to listen to her talk. Other

members of staff were not as adept at hiding their surprise. Professor Sprout’s eyebrows had

disappeared into her flyaway hair and Professor McGonagall’s mouth was as thin as Harry had

ever seen it. No new teacher had ever interrupted Dumbledore before. Many of the students were

smirking; this woman obviously did not know how things were done at Hogwarts.

"Thank you, Headmaster," Professor Umbridge simpered, "for those kind words of welcome."

Her voice was high-pitched, breathy and little-girlish and, again, Harry felt a powerful rush of

dislike that he could not explain to himself; all he knew was that he loathed everything about her,

from her stupid voice to her fluffy pink cardigan. She gave another little throat-clearing cough

("hem, hem") and continued.

"Well, it is lovely to be back at Hogwarts, I must say!" She smiled, revealing very pointed teeth.

"And to see such happy little faces looking up at me!"

Harry glanced around. None of the faces he could see looked happy. On the contrary, they all

looked rather taken-aback at being addressed as though they were five years old.

"I am very much looking forward to getting to know you all and I’m sure we’ll be very good


Students exchanged looks at this; some of them were barely concealing grins.

"I’ll be her friend as long as I don’t have to borrow that cardigan," Parvati whispered to

Lavender, and both of them lapsed into silent giggles.

Professor Umbridge cleared her throat again ("hem, hem"), but when she continued, some of the

breathiness had vanished from her voice. She sounded much more businesslike and now her

words had a dull learned-by-heart sound to them.

"The Ministry of Magic has always considered the education of young witches and wizards to be

of vital importance. The rare gifts with which you were born may come to nothing if not nurtured

and honed by careful instruction. The ancient skills unique to the wizarding community must be

passed down the generations lest we lose them for ever. The treasure trove of magical knowledge

amassed by our ancestors must be guarded, replenished and polished by those who have been

called to the noble profession of teaching."

Professor Umbridge paused here and made a little bow to her fellow staff members, none of

whom bowed back to her. Professor McGonagall’s dark eyebrows had contracted so that she

looked positively hawklike, and Harry distinctly saw her exchange a significant glance with

Professor Sprout as Umbridge gave another little "hem, hem" and went on with her speech.

"Every headmaster and headmistress of Hogwarts has brought something new to the weighty task of governing this historic school, and that is as it should be, for without progress there will be stagnation and decay. There again, progress for progress’s sake must be discouraged, for our

tried and tested traditions often require no tinkering. A balance, then, between old and new,

between permanence and change, between tradition and innovation..."

Harry found his attentiveness ebbing, as though his brain was slipping in and out of tune. The

quiet that always filled the Hall when Dumbledore was speaking was breaking up as students put

their heads together, whispering and giggling. Over on the Ravenclaw table Cho Chang was

chatting animatedly with her friends. A few seats along from Cho, Luna Lovegood had got

out The Quibbler again. Meanwhile, at the Hufflepuff table Ernie Macmillan was one of the few

still staring at Professor Umbridge, but he was glassy-eyed and Harry was sure he was only

pretending to listen in an attempt to live up to the new prefect’s badge gleaming on his chest.

Professor Umbridge did not seem to notice the restlessness of her audience. Harry had the

impression that a full-scale riot could have broken out under her nose and she would have

ploughed on with her speech. The teachers, however, were still listening very attentively, and

Hermione seemed to be drinking in every word Umbridge spoke, though, judging by her

expression, they were not at all to her taste.

"... because some changes will be for the better, while others will come, in the fullness of time,

to be recognized as errors of judgment. Meanwhile, some old habits will be retained, and rightly

so, whereas others, outmoded and outworn, must be abandoned. Let us move forward, then, into

a new era of openness, effectiveness and accountability, intent on preserving what ought to be

preserved, perfecting what needs to be perfected, and pruning wherever we find practices that

ought to be prohibited."

She sat down. Dumbledore clapped. The staff followed his lead, though Harry noticed that

several of them brought their hands together only once or twice before stopping. A few students

joined in, but most had been taken unawares by the end of the speech, not having listened to

more than a few words of it, and before they could start applauding properly, Dumbledore had

stood up again.

"Thank you very much, Professor Umbridge, that was most illuminating," he said, bowing to her. "Now, as I was saying, Quidditch tryouts will be held..."

"Yes, it certainly was illuminating," said Hermione in a low voice.

"You’re not telling me you enjoyed it?" Ron said quietly, turning a glazed face towards

Hermione. "That was about the dullest speech I’ve ever heard, and I grew up with Percy."

"I said illuminating, not enjoyable," said Hermione. "It explained a lot.’

"Did it" said Harry in surprise. "Sounded like a load of waffle to me."

"There was some important stuff hidden in the waffle," said Hermione grimly.

"Was there?" said Ron blankly.

"How about: ‘progress for progress’s sake must be discouraged’? How about: ‘pruning wherever we find practices that ought to be prohibited’?"

"Well, what does that mean?" said Ron impatiently.

"I’ll tell you what it means," said Hermione through gritted teeth. "It means the Ministry’s

interfering at Hogwarts."

There was a great clattering and banging all around them; Dumbledore had obviously just

dismissed the school, because everyone was standing up ready to leave the Hall. Hermione

jumped up, looking flustered.

"Ron, we’re supposed to show the first-years where to go!"

"Oh yeah," said Ron, who had obviously forgotten. "Hey - hey, you lot! Midgets!"


"Well, they are, they’re titchy..."

"I know, but you can’t call them midgets! - First-years!" Hermione called commandingly along

the table. "This way, please!"

A group of new students walked shyly up the gap between the Gryffindor and Hufflepuff tables,

all of them trying hard not to lead the group. They did indeed seem very small; Harry was sure

he had not appeared that young when he had arrived here. He grinned at them. A blond boy next

to Euan Abercrombie looked petrified; he nudged Euan and whispered something in his ear.

Euan Abercrombie looked equally frightened and stole a horrified look at Harry, who felt the

grin slide off his face like Stinksap.

"See you later," he said dully to Ron and Hermione and he made his way out of the Great Hall

alone, doing everything he could to ignore more whispering, staring and pointing as he passed.

He kept his eyes fixed ahead as he wove his way through the crowd in the Entrance Hall, then he

hurried up the marble staircase, took a couple of concealed short cuts and had soon left most of

the crowds behind.

He had been stupid not to expect this, he thought angrily as he walked through the much emptier

upstairs corridors. Of course everyone was staring at him; he had emerged from the Triwizard

maze two months previously clutching the dead body of a fellow student and claiming to have

seen Lord Voldemort return to power. There had not been time last term to explain himself

before they’d all had to go home - even if he had felt up to giving the whole school a detailed

account of the terrible events in that graveyard.

Harry had reached the end of the corridor to the Gryffindor common room and come to a halt in

front of the portrait of the Fat Lady before he realized that he did not know the new password.

"Er..." he said glumly, staring up at the Fat Lady, who smoothed the folds of her pink satin dress

and looked sternly back at him.

"No password, no entrance," she said loftily.

"Harry, I know it!" Someone panted up behind him and he turned to see Neville jogging towards

him. "Guess what it is? I’m actually going to be able to remember it for once -" He waved the

stunted little cactus he had shown them on the train. "Mimbulus mimbletonia!"

"Correct," said the Fat Lady, and her portrait swung open towards them like a door, revealing a

circular hole in the wall behind, through which Harry and Neville now climbed.

The Gryffindor common room looked as welcoming as ever, a cozy circular tower room full of

dilapidated squashy armchairs and rickety old tables. A fire was crackling merrily in the grate

and a few people were warming their hands by it before going up to their dormitories; on the

other side of the room Fred and George Weasley were pinning something up on the noticeboard.

Harry waved goodnight to them and headed straight for the door to the boys’ dormitories; he was

not in much of a mood for talking at the moment. Neville followed him.

Dean Thomas and Seamus Finnigan had reached the dormitory first and were in the process of

covering the walls beside their beds with posters and photographs. They had been talking as

Harry pushed open the door but stopped abruptly the moment they saw him. Harry wondered

whether they had been talking about him, then whether he was being paranoid.

"Hi," he said, moving across to his own trunk and opening it.

"Hey, Harry," said Dean, who was putting on a pair of pajamas in the West Ham colors. "Good


"Not bad," muttered Harry, as a true account of his holiday would have taken most of the night to relate and he could not face it. "You?"

"Yeah, it was okay," chuckled Dean. "Better than Seamus’s, anyway, he was just telling me."

"Why, what happened, Seamus?" Neville asked as he placed his Mimbulus mimbletonia tenderly

on his bedside cabinet.

Seamus did not answer immediately; he was making rather a meal of ensuring that his poster of

the Kenmare Kestrels Quidditch team was quite straight. Then he said, with his back still turned

to Harry, "Me mam didn’t want me to come back."

"What?" said Harry, pausing in the act of pulling off his robes.

"She didn’t want me to come back to Hogwarts."

Seamus turned away from his poster and pulled his own pajamas out of his trunk, still not

looking at Harry.

"But - why?" said Harry, astonished. He knew that Seamus’s mother was a witch and could not

understand, therefore, why she should have come over so Dursleyish.

Seamus did not answer until he had finished buttoning his pajamas.

"Well," he said in a measured voice, "I suppose... because of you."

"What d’you mean?" said Harry quickly.

His heart was beating rather fast. He felt vaguely as though something was closing in on him.

"Well," said Seamus again, still avoiding Harry’s eye, "she... er... well, it’s not just you, it’s

Dumbledore, too..."

"She believes the Daily Prophet?" said Harry. "She thinks I’m a liar and Dumbledore’s an old


Seamus looked up at him.

"Yeah, something like that."

Harry said nothing. He threw his wand down on to his bedside table, pulled off his robes, stuffed

them angrily into his trunk and pulled on his pajamas. He was sick of it; sick of being the person

who was stared at and talked about all the time. If any of them knew, if any of them had the faintest idea what it felt like to be the one all these things had happened to... Mrs. Finnigan had no idea, the stupid woman, he thought savagely.

He got into bed and made to pull the hangings closed around him, but before he could do so,

Seamus said, "Look... what did happen that night when... you know, when... with Cedric

Diggory and all?"

Seamus sounded nervous and eager at the same time. Dean, who had been bending over his trunk

trying to retrieve a slipper, went oddly still and Harry knew he was listening hard.

"What are you asking me for?" Harry retorted. "Just read the Daily Prophet like your mother, why don’t you? That’ll tell you all you need to know."

"Don’t you have a go at my mother," Seamus snapped.

"I’ll have a go at anyone who calls me a liar," said Harry.

"Don’t talk to me like that!"

"I’ll talk to you how I want," said Harry, his temper rising so fast he snatched his wand back

from his bedside table. "If you’ve got a problem sharing a dormitory with me, go and ask

McGonagall if you can be moved... stop your mummy worrying -"

"Leave my mother out of this, Potter!"

"What’s going on?"

Ron had appeared in the doorway. His wide eyes traveled from Harry, who was kneeling on his

bed with his wand pointing at Seamus, to Seamus, who was standing there with his fists raised.

"He’s having a go at my mother!" Seamus yelled.

"What?" said Ron. "Harry wouldn’t do that -- we met your mother, we liked her..."

"That’s before she started believing every word the stinking Daily Prophet writes about me!" said Harry at the top of his voice.

"Oh," said Ron, comprehension dawning across his freckled face. "Oh... right."

"You know what?" said Seamus heatedly, casting Harry a venomous look. "He’s right, I don’t

want to share a dormitory with him any more, he’s a madman."

"That’s out of order, Seamus," said Ron, whose ears were starting to glow red - always a danger


"Out of order, am I?" shouted Seamus, who in contrast with Ron was tuning paler. "You believe all the rubbish he’s come out with about You-Know-Who, do you, you reckon he’s telling the


"Yeah, I do!" said Ron angrily.

"Then you’re mad, too," said Seamus in disgust.

"Yeah? Well, unfortunately for you, pal, I’m also a prefect!" said Ron, jabbing himself in the

chest with a finger. "So unless you want detention, watch your mouth!"

Seamus looked for a few seconds as though detention would be a reasonable price to pay to say

what was going through his mind; but with a noise of contempt he turned on his heel, vaulted

into bed and pulled the hangings shut with such violence that they were ripped from the bed and

fell in a dusty pile to the floor. Ron glared at Seamus, then looked at Dean and Neville.

"Anyone else’s parents got a problem with Harry?" he said aggressively.

"My parents are Muggles, mate," said Dean, shrugging. "They don’t know nothing about no

deaths at Hogwarts, because I’m not stupid enough to tell them."

"You don’t know my mother, she’d weasel anything out of anyone!" Seamus snapped at him.

"Anyway your parents don’t get the Daily Prophet. They don’t know our Headmaster’s been

sacked from the Wizengamot and the International Confederation of Wizards because he’s losing

his marbles -"

"My gran says that’s rubbish," piped up Neville. "She says it’s the Daily Prophet that’s going

downhill, not Dumbledore. She’s cancelled our subscription. We believe Harry" said Neville

simply. He climbed into bed and pulled the covers up to his chin, looking owlishly over them at

Seamus. "My gran’s always said You-Know-Who would come back one day. She says if

Dumbledore says he’s back, he’s back."

Harry felt a rush of gratitude towards Neville. Nobody else said anything. Seamus got out his

wand, repaired the bed hangings and vanished behind them. Dean got into bed, rolled over and

fell silent. Neville, who appeared to have nothing more to say either, was gazing fondly at his

moonlit cactus.

Harry lay back on his pillows while Ron bustled around the next bed, putting his things away. He

felt shaken by the argument with Seamus, whom he had always liked very much. How many

more people were going to suggest that he was lying, or unhinged?

Had Dumbledore suffered like this all summer, as first the Wizengamot, then the International

Confederation of Wizards had thrown him from their ranks? Was it anger at Harry, perhaps, that

had stopped Dumbledore getting in touch with him for months? The two of them were in this

together, after all; Dumbledore had believed Harry, announced his version of events to the whole

school and then to the wider wizarding community. Anyone who thought Harry was a liar had to

think that Dumbledore was, too, or else that Dumbledore had been hoodwinked...

They’ll know we’re right in the end, thought Harry miserably, as Ron got into bed and

extinguished the last candle in the dormitory. But he wondered how many more attacks like

Seamus’s he would have to endure before that time came.


Professor Umbridge

Seamus dressed at top speed next morning and left the dormitory before Harry had even put on

his socks.

"Does he think he’ll turn into a nutter if he stays in a room with me too long?" asked Harry loudly, as the hem of Seamus’s robes whipped out of sight.

"Don’t worry about it, Harry," Dean muttered, hoisting his schoolbag on to his shoulder, "he’s


But apparently he was unable to say exactly what Seamus was, and after a slightly awkward

pause followed him out of the room.

Neville and Ron both gave Harry an it’s-his-problem-not-yours look, but Harry was not much

consoled. How much more of this would he have to take?

"What’s the matter?" asked Hermione five minutes later, catching up with Harry and Ron halfway across the common room as they all headed towards breakfast. "You look absolutely - Oh for heaven’s sake."

She was staring at the common-room noticeboard, where a large new sign had been put up.


Pocket money failing to keep pace with your outgoings? Like to earn a little extra gold? Contact Fred and George Weasley, Gryffindor common room, for simple, part-time, virtually painless jobs. (We regret that all work is undertaken at applicant’s own risk.)

"They are the limit," said Hermione grimly, taking d own the sign, which Fred and George had

pinned up over a poster giving the date of the first Hogsmeade weekend in October. "We’ll have to talk to them, Ron."

Ron looked positively alarmed.


"Because we’re prefects!" said Hermione, as they c l imbed out through the portrait hole. "It’s up to us to stop this kind of thing!"

Ron said nothing; Harry could tell from his glum expression that the prospect of stopping Fred

and George doing exactly what they liked was not one he found inviting.

"Anyway, what’s up, Harry?" Hermione continued, as they walked down a flight of stairs lined

with portraits of old witches and wizards, all of whom ignored them, being engrossed in their

own conversation. "You look really angry about something."

"Seamus reckons Harry’s lying about You-Know-Who," said Ron succinctly, when Harry did not respond.

Hermione, who Harry had expected to react angrily on his behalf, sighed.

"Yes, Lavender thinks so too," she said gloomily.

"Been having a nice little chat with her about whet her or not I’m a lying, attention-seeking prat,

have you?" Harry said loudly.

"No," said Hermione calmly. "I told her to keep her big fat mouth shut about you, actually. And it would be quite nice if you stopped jumping down our throats, Harry, because in case you haven’t noticed, Ron and I are on your side."

There was a short pause.

"Sorry," said Harry in a low voice.

"That’s quite all right," said Hermione with dignity... Then she shook her head. "Don’t you

remember what Dumbledore said at the last end-of-term feast?"

Harry and Ron both looked at her blankly and Hermione sighed again.

"About You-Know-Who. He said his ‘gift for spreading discord and enmity is very great. We can fight it only by showing an equally strong bond of friendship and trust --’"

"How do you remember stuff like that?" asked Ron, looking at her in admiration.

"I listen, Ron," said Hermione, with a touch of asperity.

"So do I, but I still couldn’t tell you exactly what -"

"The point," Hermione pressed on loudly, "is that this sort of thing is exactly what Dumbledore

was talking about. You-Know-Who’s only been back two months and we’ve already started

fighting among ourselves. And the Sorting Hats warning was the same: stand together, be united


"And Harry got it right last night," retorted Ron. "If that means we’re supposed to get matey with the Slytherins-fat chance."

"Well, I think it’s a pity we’re not trying for a bit of inter-house unity," said Hermione crossly.

They had reached the foot of the marble staircase. A line of fourth-year Ravenclaws was crossing

the Entrance Hall; they caught sight of Harry and hurried to form a tighter group, as though

frightened he might attack stragglers.

"Yeah, we really ought to be trying to make friends with people like that," said Harry


They followed the Ravenclaws into the Great Hall, all looking instinctively at the staff table as

they entered. Professor Grubbly-Plank was chatting to Professor Sinistra, the Astronomy teacher,

and Hagrid was once again conspicuous only by his absence. The enchanted ceiling above them

echoed Harry’s mood; it was a miserable rain-cloud grey.

"Dumbledore didn’t even mention how long that Grubbly-Plank woman’s staying," he said, as they made their way across to the Gryffindor table.

"Maybe..." said Hermione thoughtfully.

"What?" said both Harry and Ron together.

"Well... maybe he didn’t want to draw attention to Hagrid not being here."

"What d’you mean, draw attention to it?" said Ron, half-laughing. "How could we not notice?"

Before Hermione could answer, a tall black girl with long braided hair had marched up to Harry.

"Hi, Angelina."

"Hi," she said briskly, "good summer?" And without waiting for an answer, "Listen, I’ve been made Gryffindor Quidditch Captain."

"Nice one," said Harry, grinning at her; he suspected Angelina’s pep talks might not be as longwinded as Oliver Wood’s had been, which could only be an improvement.

"Yeah, well, we need a new Keeper now Oliver’s left. Tryouts are on Friday at five o’clock and I

want the whole team there, all right? Then we can see how the new personnel fit in."

"Okay," said Harry.

Angelina smiled at him and departed.

"I’d forgotten Wood had left," said Hermione vaguely as she sat down beside Ron and pulled a

plate of toast towards her. "I suppose that will make quite a difference to the team?"

"I s’pose," said Harry, taking the bench opposite. "He was a good Keeper..."

"Still, it won’t hurt to have some new blood, will it?" said Ron.

With a whoosh and a clatter, hundreds of owls came soaring in through the upper windows. They

descended all over the Hall, bringing letters and packages to their owners and showering the

breakfasters with droplets of water; it was clearly raining hard outside. Hedwig was nowhere to

be seen, but Harry was hardly surprised; his only correspondent was Sirius, and he doubted

Sirius would have anything new to tell him after only twenty-four hours apart. Hermione,

however, had to move her orange juice aside quickly to make way for a large damp barn owl

bearing a sodden Daily Prophet in its beak.

"What are you still getting that for?" said Harry irritably, thinking of Seamus as Hermione placed a Knut in the leather pouch on the owl’s leg and it took off again. "I’m not bothering... load of rubbish."

"It’s best to know what the enemy is saying," said Hermione darkly, and she unfurled the

newspaper and disappeared behind it, not emerging until Harry and Ron had finished eating.

"Nothing," she said simply, rolling up the newspaper and laying it down by her plate. "Nothing

about you or Dumbledore or anything."

Professor McGonagall was now moving along the table handing out schedules.

"Look at today!" groaned Ron. "History of Magic, double Potions, Divination and double Defense Against the Dark Arts... Binns, Snape, Trelawney and that Umbridge woman all in one day! I wish Fred and George’d hurry up and get those Skiving Snackboxes sorted..."

"Do mine ears deceive me?’" said Fred, arriving with George and squeezing on to the bench beside Harry. "Hogwarts prefects surely don’t wish to skive off lessons?"

"Look what we’ve got today," said Ron grumpily, shoving his timetable under Fred’s nose.

"That’s the worst Monday I’ve ever seen."

"Fair point, little bro," said Fred, scanning the column. "You can have a bit of Nosebleed Nougat

cheap if you like."

"Why’s it cheap?" said Ron suspiciously.

"Because you’ll keep bleeding till you shrivel up, we haven’t got an antidote yet," said George,

helping himself to a kipper.

"Cheers," said Ron moodily, pocketing his timetable, "but I think I’ll take the lessons."

"And speaking of your Skiving Snackboxes," said Hermione, eyeing Fred and George beadily,

"you can’t advertise for testers on the Gryffindor noticeboard."

"Says who?" said George, looking astonished.

"Says me," said Hermione. "And Ron."

"Leave me out of it," said Ron hastily.

Hermione glared at him. Fred and George sniggered.

"You’ll be singing a different tune soon enough, Hermione," said Fred, thickly buttering a

crumpet. "You’re starting your fifth year, you’ll be begging us for a Snackbox before long."

"And why would starting fifth year mean I want a Skiving Snackbox?" asked Hermione.

"Fifth year’s OWL year," said George.


"So you’ve got your exams coming up, haven’t you? They’ll be keeping your noses so hard to that grindstone they’ll be rubbed raw," said Fred with satisfaction.

"Half our year had minor breakdowns coming up to OWLs," said George happily. "Tears and

tantrums... Patricia Stimpson kept coming over faint..."

"Kenneth Towler came out in boils, d’you remember?" said Fred reminiscently.

"That’s ‘cause you put Bulbadox powder in his pajamas," said George.

"Oh yeah," said Fred, grinning. "I’d forgotten... hard to keep track sometimes, isn’t it?"

"Anyway, it’s a nightmare of a year, the fifth," said George. "If you care about exam results,

anyway. Fred and I managed to keep our spirits up somehow."

"Yeah... you got, what was it, three OWLs each?" said Ron.

"Yep," said Fred unconcernedly. "But we feel our futures lie outside the world of academic


"We seriously debated whether we were going to bother coming back for our seventh year," said

George brightly, "now that we’ve got-"

He broke off at a warning look from Harry, who knew George had been about to mention the

Triwizard winnings he had given them.

"- now that we’ve got our OWLs," George said hastily. "I mean, do we really need NEWTs? But

we didn’t think Mum could take us leaving school early, not on top of Percy turning out to be the

world’s biggest prat."

"We’re not going to waste our last year here, though," said Fred, looking affectionately around at

the Great Hall. "We’re going to use it to do a bit of market research, find out exactly what the

average Hogwarts student requires from a joke shop, carefully evaluate the results of our

research, then produce products to fit the demand."

"But where are you going to get the gold to start a joke shop?" Hermione asked skeptically.

"You’re going to need all the ingredients and materials - and premises too, I suppose..."

Harry did not look at the twins. His face felt hot; he deliberately dropped his fork and dived

down to retrieve it. He heard Fred say overhead, "Ask us no questions and we’ll tell you no lies,

Hermione. C’mon, George, if we get there early we might be able to sell a few Extendable Ears

before Herbology."

Harry emerged from under the table to see Fred and George walking away, each carrying a stack

of toast.

"What did that mean?" said Hermione, looking from Harry to Ron. "‘Ask us no questions... ’ Does that mean they’ve already got some gold to start a joke shop?"

"You know, I’ve been wondering about that," said Ron, his brow furrowed. "They bought me a new set of dress robes this summer and I couldn’t understand where they got the Galleons..."

Harry decided it was time to steer the conversation out of these dangerous waters.

"D’you reckon it’s true this year’s going to be really tough? Because of the exams?"

"Oh, yeah," said Ron. "Bound to be, isn’t it? OWLs are really important, affect the jobs you can

apply for and everything. We get career advice, too, later this year, Bill told me. So you can

choose what NEWTs you want to do next year."

"D’you know what you want to do after Hogwarts?" Harry asked the other two, as they left the

Great Hall shortly afterwards and set off towards their History of Magic classroom.

"Not really," said Ron slowly. "Except... well..."

He looked slightly sheepish.

"What?" Harry urged him.

‘"Well, it’d be cool to be an Auror,’" said Ron in an off-hand voice.

"Yeah, it would," said Harry fervently.

"But they’re, like, the elite," said Ron. "You’ve got to be really good. What about you, Hermione?"

"I don’t know," she said. "I think I’d like to do something really worthwhile."

"An Auror’s worthwhile!" said Harry.

"Yes, it is, but it’s not the only worthwhile thing," said Hermione thoughtfully, "I mean, if I could take SPEW further..."

Harry and Ron carefully avoided looking at each other.

History of Magic was by common consent the most boring subject ever devised by wizardkind.

Professor Binns, their ghost teacher, had a wheezy, droning voice that was almost guaranteed to

cause severe drowsiness within ten minutes, five in warm weather. He never varied the form of

their lessons, but lectured them without pausing while they took notes, or rather, gazed sleepily

into space. Harry and Ron had so far managed to scrape passes in this subject only by copying

Hermione’s notes before exams; she alone seemed able to resist the soporific power of Binns’s


Today, they suffered an hour and a half’s droning on the subject of giant wars. Harry heard just

enough within the first ten minutes to appreciate dimly that in another teacher’s hands this

subject might have been mildly interesting, but then his brain disengaged, and he spent the

remaining hour and twenty minutes playing hangman on a corner of his parchment with Ron,

while Hermione shot them filthy looks out of the corner of her eye.

"How would it be," she asked them coldly, as they left the classroom for break (Binns drifting

away through the blackboard), "if I refused to lend you my notes this year?"

"We’d fail our OWL," said Ron. "If you want that on your conscience, Hermione..."

"Well, you’d deserve it," she snapped. "You don’t even try to listen to him, do you?"

"We do try" said Ron. "We just haven’t got your brains or your memory or your concentration -

you’re just cleverer than we are - is it nice to rub it in?"

"Oh, don’t give me that rubbish," said Hermione, but she looked slightly mollified as she led the

way out into the damp courtyard.

A fine misty drizzle was falling, so that the people standing in huddles around the edges of the

yard looked blurred at the edges. Harry, Ron and Hermione chose a secluded corner under a

heavily dripping balcony, turning up the collars of their robes against the chilly September air

and talking about what Snape was likely to set them in the first lesson of the year. They had got

as far as agreeing that it was likely to be something extremely difficult, just to catch them off

guard after a two-month holiday, when someone walked around the corner towards them.

"Hello, Harry!"

It was Cho Chang and, what was more, she was on her own again. This was most unusual: Cho

was almost always surrounded by a gang of giggling girls; Harry remembered the agony of

trying to get her by herself to ask her to the Yule Ball.

"Hi," said Harry, feeling his face grow hot. At least you’re not covered in Stinksap this time, he

told himself. Cho seemed to be thinking along the same lines.

"You got that stuff off, then?"

"Yeah," said Harry, trying to grin as though the memory of their last meeting was funny as

opposed to mortifying. "So, did you... er... have a good summer?"

The moment he had said this he wished he hadn’t - Cedric had been Cho’s boyfriend and the

memory of his death must have affected her holiday almost as badly as it had affected Harrys.

Something seemed to tauten in her face, but she said, "Oh, it was all right, you know..."

"Is that a Tornados badge?" Ron demanded suddenly, pointing to the front of Cho’s robes, where a sky-blue badge emblazoned with a double gold ‘T’ was pinned. "You don’t support them, do you?"

"Yeah, I do," said Cho.

"Have you always supported them, or just since they started winning the league?" said Ron, in

what Harry considered an unnecessarily accusatory tone of voice.

"I’ve supported them since I was six," said Cho coolly. "Anyway... see you, Harry."

She walked away. Hermione waited until Cho was halfway across the courtyard before rounding

on Ron.

"You are so tactless!"

"What? I only asked her if -"

"Couldn’t you tell she wanted to talk to Harry on her own?"

"So? She could’ve done, I wasn’t stopping -"

"Why on earth were you attacking her about her Quidditch team?"

"Attacking? I wasn’t attacking her, I was only -"

"Who cares if she supports the Tornados?"

"Oh, come on, half the people you see wearing those badges only bought them last season -"

"But what does it matter!"

"It means they’re not real fans, they’re just jumping on the bandwagon -"

"That’s the bell," said Harry dully, because Ron and Hermione were bickering too loudly to hear

it. They did not stop arguing all the way down to Snape’s dungeon, which gave Harry plenty of

time to reflect that between Neville and Ron he would be lucky ever to have two minutes of

conversation with Cho that he could look back on without wanting to leave the country.

And yet, he thought, as they joined the queue lining up outside Snape’s classroom door, she had

chosen to come and talk to him, hadn’t she? She had been Cedric’s girlfriend; she could easily

have hated Harry for coming out of the Triwizard maze alive when Cedric had died, yet she was

talking to him in a perfectly friendly way, not as though she thought him mad, or a liar, or in

some horrible way responsible for Cedric’s death... yes, she had definitely chosen to come and

talk to him, and that made the second time in two days... and at this thought, Harry’s spirits rose.

Even the ominous sound of Snape’s dungeon door creaking open did not puncture the small,

hopeful bubble that seemed to have swelled in his chest. He filed into the classroom behind Ron

and Hermione and followed them to their usual table at the back, where he sat down between

Ron and Hermione and ignored the huffy, irritable noises now issuing from both of them.

"Settle down," said Snape coldly, shutting the door behind him.

There was no real need for the call to order; the moment the class had heard the door close, quiet

had fallen and all fidgeting stopped. Snape’s mere presence was usually enough to ensure a

class’s silence.

"Before we begin today’s lesson," said Snape, sweeping over to his desk and staring around at

them all, "I think it appropriate to remind you that next June you will be sitting an important

examination, during which you will prove how much you have learned about the composition

and use of magical potions. Moronic though some of this class undoubtedly are, I expect you to

scrape an ‘Acceptable’ in your OWL, or suffer my... displeasure."

His gaze lingered this time on Neville, who gulped.

"After this year, of course, many of you will cease studying with me," Snape went on. "I take only the very best into my NEWT Potions class, which means that some of us will certainly be saying goodbye."

His eyes rested on Harry and his lip curled. Harry glared back, feeling a grim pleasure at the idea

that he would be able to give up Potions after fifth year.

"But we have another year to go before that happy moment of farewell," said Snape softly, "so,

whether or not you are intending to attempt NEWT, I advise all of you to concentrate your

efforts upon maintaining the high pass level I have come to expect from my OWL students.

"Today we will be mixing a potion that often comes up at Ordinary Wizarding Level: the

Draught of Peace, a potion to calm anxiety and soothe agitation. Be warned: if you are too

heavy-handed with the ingredients you will put the drinker into a heavy and sometimes

irreversible sleep, so you will need to pay close attention to what you are doing." On Harry’s left,

Hermione sat up a little straighter, her expression one of utmost attention. "The ingredients and

method -" Snape flicked his wand "- are on the blackboard -" (they appeared there) "- you will find everything you need --" he flicked his wand again "- in the store cupboard --" (the door of the said cupboard sprang open) "- you have an hour and a half... start."

Just as Harry, Ron and Hermione had predicted, Snape could hardly have set them a more

difficult, fiddly potion. The ingredients had to be added to the cauldron in precisely the right

order and quantities; the mixture had to be stirred exactly the right number of times, firstly in

clockwise, then in anti-clockwise directions; the heat of the flames on which it was simmering

had to be lowered to exactly the right level for a specific number of minutes before the final

ingredient was added.

"A light silver vapour should now be rising from your potion," called Snape, with ten minutes left to go.

Harry, who was sweating profusely, looked desperately around the dungeon. His own cauldron

was issuing copious amounts of dark grey steam; Ron’s was spitting green sparks. Seamus was

feverishly prodding the flames at the base of his cauldron with the tip of his wand, as they

seemed to be going out. The surface of Hermione’s potion, however, was a shimmering mist of

silver vapour, and as Snape swept by he looked down his hooked nose at it without comment,

which meant he could find nothing to criticize.

At Harry’s cauldron, however, Snape stopped, and looked down at it with a horrible smirk on his


"Potter, what is this supposed to be?"

The Slytherins at the front of the class all looked up eagerly; they loved hearing Snape taunt


"The Draught of Peace," said Harry tensely.

"Tell me, Potter," said Snape softly, "can you read?"

Draco Malfoy laughed.

"Yes, I can," said Harry, his fingers clenched tightly around his wand.

"Read the third line of the instructions for me, Potter."

Harry squinted at the blackboard; it was not easy to make out the instructions through the haze of

multi-colored steam now filling the dungeon.

"‘Add powdered moonstone, stir three times counter-clockwise, allow to simmer for seven

minutes then add two drops of syrup of hellebore.’"

His heart sank. He had not added syrup of hellebore, but had proceeded straight to the fourth line

of the instructions after allowing his potion to simmer for seven minutes.

"Did you do everything on the third line, Potter?"

"No," said Harry very quietly.

"I beg your pardon?"

"No," said Harry, more loudly. "I forgot the hellebore."

"I know you did, Potter, which means that this mess is utterly worthless. Evanesco."

The contents of Harry’s potion vanished; he was left standing foolishly beside an empty


"Those of you who have managed to read the instructions, fill one flagon with a sample of your

potion, label it clearly with your name and bring it up to my desk for testing," said Snape.

"Homework: twelve inches of parchment on the properties of moonstone and its uses in potion making, to be handed in on Thursday."

While everyone around him filled their flagons, Harry cleared away his things, seething. His

potion had been no worse than Ron’s, which was now giving off a foul odour of bad eggs; or

Neville’s, which had achieved the consistency of just-mixed cement and which Neville was now

having to gouge out of his cauldron; yet it was he, Harry, who would be receiving zero marks for

the day’s work. He stuffed his wand back into his bag and slumped down on to his seat, watching

everyone else march up to Snape’s desk with filled and corked flagons. When at long last the bell

rang, Harry was first out of the dungeon and had already started his lunch by the time Ron and

Hermione joined him in the Great Hall. The ceiling had turned an even murkier grey during the

morning. Rain was lashing the high windows.

"That was really unfair," said Hermione consolingly, sitting down next to Harry and helping

herself to shepherd’s pie. "Your potion wasn’t nearly as bad as Goyle’s; when he put it in his

flagon the whole thing shattered and set his robes on fire."

"Yeah, well," said Harry, glowering at his plate, "since when has Snape ever been fair to me?"

Neither of the others answered; all three of them knew that Snape and Harry’s mutual enmity had

been absolute from the moment Harry had set foot in Hogwarts.

"I did think he might be a bit better this year," said Hermione in a disappointed voice. "I mean...

you know..." she looked around carefully; there were half a dozen empty seats on either side of

them and nobody was passing the table "... now he’s in the Order and everything."

"Poisonous toadstools don’t change their spots," said Ron sagely. "Anyway I’ve always thought

Dumbledore was cracked trusting Snape. Where’s the evidence he ever really stopped working for You-Know-Who?"

"I think Dumbledore’s probably got plenty of evidence, even if he doesn’t share it with you, Ron," snapped Hermione.

"Oh, shut up, the pair of you," said Harry heavily, as Ron opened his mouth to argue back.

Hermione and Ron both froze, looking angry and offended. "Can’t you give it a rest?" said Harry. "You’re always having a go at each other, it’s driving me mad." And abandoning his shepherd’s pie, he swung his schoolbag back over his shoulder and left them sitting there.

He walked up the marble staircase two steps at a time, past the many students hurrying towards

lunch. The anger that had just flared so unexpectedly still blazed inside him, and the vision of

Ron and Hermione’s shocked faces afforded him a sense of deep satisfaction. Serve them right,

he thought, why can’t they give it a rest... bickering all the time... it’s enough to drive anyone upthe wall...

He passed the large picture of Sir Cadogan the knight on a landing; Sir Cadogan drew his sword

and brandished it fiercely at Harry, who ignored him.

"Come back, you scurvy dog! Stand fast and fight!" yelled Sir Cadogan in a muffled voice from

behind his visor, but Harry merely walked on and when Sir Cadogan attempted to follow him by

running into a neighboring picture, he was rebuffed by its inhabitant, a large and angry-looking


Harry spent the rest of the lunch hour sitting alone underneath the trapdoor at the top of North

Tower. Consequently, he was the first to ascend the silver ladder that led to Sibyll Trelawney’s

classroom when the bell rang.

After Potions, Divination was Harrys least favorite class, which was due mainly to Professor

Trelawney’s habit of predicting his premature death every few lessons. A thin woman, heavily

draped in shawls and glittering with strings of beads, she always reminded Harry of some kind of

insect, with her glasses hugely magnifying her eyes. She was busy putting copies of battered

leather-bound books on each of the spindly little tables with which her room was littered when

Harry entered the room, but the light cast by the lamps covered by scarves and the low-burning,

sickly-scented fire was so dim she appeared not to notice him as he took a seat in the shadows.

The rest of the class arrived over the next five minutes. Ron emerged from the trapdoor, looked

around carefully, spotted Harry and made directly for him, or as directly as he could while

having to wend his way between tables, chairs and overstuffed pouffes.

"Hermione and me have stopped arguing," he said, sitting down beside Harry.

"Good," grunted Harry.

"But Hermione says she thinks it would be nice if you stopped taking out your temper on us," said Ron.

"I’m not -"

"I’m just passing on the message," said Ron, talking over him. "But I reckon she’s right. It’s not our fault how Seamus and Snape treat you."

"I never said it -"

"Good-day," said Professor Trelawney in her usual misty, dreamy voice, and Harry broke off,

again feeling both annoyed and slightly ashamed of himself. "And welcome back to Divination. I

have, of course, been following your fortunes most carefully over the holidays, and am delighted

to see that you have all returned to Hogwarts safely - as, of course, I knew you would.

"You will find on the tables before you copies of The Dream Oracle, by Inigo Imago. Dream

interpretation is a most important means of divining the future and one that may very probably

be tested in your OWL. Not, of course, that I believe examination passes or failures are of the

remotest importance when it comes to the sacred art of divination. If you have the Seeing Eye,

certificates and grades matter very little. However, the Headmaster likes you to sit the

examination, so..."

Her voice trailed away delicately, leaving them all in no doubt that Professor Trelawney

considered her subject above such sordid matters as examinations.

"Turn, please, to the introduction and read what Imago has to say on the matter of dream

interpretation. Then, divide into pairs. Use The Dream Oracle to interpret each others most recent dreams. Carry on."

The one good thing to be said for this lesson was that it was not a double period. By the time

they had all finished reading the introduction of the book, they had barely ten minutes left for

dream interpretation. At the table next to Harry and Ron, Dean had paired up with Neville, who

immediately embarked on a long-winded explanation of a nightmare involving a pair of giant

scissors wearing his grandmother’s best hat; Harry and Ron merely looked at each other glumly.

"I never remember my dreams," said Ron, "you say one."

"You must remember one of them," said Harry impatiently.

He was not going to share his dreams with anyone. He knew perfectly well what his regular

nightmare about a graveyard meant, he did not need Ron or Professor Trelawney or the

stupid Dream Oracle to tell him.

"Well, I dreamed I was playing Quidditch the other night," said Ron, screwing up his face in an

effort to remember. "What d’you reckon that means?"

"Probably that you’re going to be eaten by a giant marshmallow or something," said Harry,

turning the pages of The Dream Oracle without interest. It was very dull work looking up bits of

dreams in the Oracle and Harry was not cheered up when Professor Trelawney set them the task

of keeping a dream diary for a month as homework. When the bell went, he and Ron led the way

back down the ladder, Ron grumbling loudly.

"D’you realize how much homework we’ve got already? Binns set us a foot-and-a-half-long essay on giant wars, Snape wants a foot on the use of moonstones, and now we’ve got a month’s dream diary from Trelawney! Fred and George weren’t wrong about OWL year, were they? That

Umbridge woman had better not give us any..."

When they entered the Defense Against the Dark Arts classroom they found Professor Umbridge

already seated at the teacher’s desk, wearing the fluffy pink cardigan of the night before and the

black velvet bow on top of her head. Harry was again reminded forcibly of a large fly perched

unwisely on top of an even larger toad.

The class was quiet as it entered the room; Professor Umbridge was, as yet, an unknown quantity

and nobody knew how strict a disciplinarian she was likely to be.

"Well, good afternoon!" she said, when finally the whole class had sat down.

A few people mumbled "good afternoon" in reply.

"Tut, tut," said Professor Umbridge. "That won’t do, now, will it? I should like you, please, to reply ‘Good afternoon, Professor Umbridge’. One more time, please. Good afternoon, class!"

"Good afternoon, Professor Umbridge," they chanted back at her.

"There, now," said Professor Umbridge sweetly. "That wasn’t too difficult, was it? Wands away

and quills out, please."

Many of the class exchanged gloomy looks; the order "wands away" had never yet been followed by a lesson they had found interesting. Harry shoved his wand back inside his bag and pulled out quill, ink and parchment. Professor Umbridge opened her handbag, extracted her own wand, which was an unusually short one, and tapped the blackboard sharply with it; words appeared on the board at once:

Defense Against the Dark Arts A Return to Basic Principles

"Well now, your teaching in this subject has been rather disrupted and fragmented, hasn’t it?"

stated Professor Umbridge, turning to face the class with her hands clasped neatly in front of her.

"The constant changing of teachers, many of whom do not seem to have followed any Ministry approved curriculum, has unfortunately resulted in your being far below the standard we would

expect to see in your OWL year.

"You will be pleased to know, however, that these problems are now to be rectified. We will be

following a carefully structured, theory-centerd, Ministry-approved course of defensive magic

this year. Copy down the following, please."

She rapped the blackboard again; the first message vanished and was replaced by: Course


1. Understanding the principles underlying defensive magic.

2. Learning to recognize situations in which defensive magic can legally be used.

3. Placing the use of defensive magic in a context for practical use.

For a couple of minutes the room was full of the sound of scratching quills on parchment. When

everyone had copied down Professor Umbridge’s three course aims she asked, "Has everybody

got a copy of Defensive Magical Theory by Wilbert Slinkhard?"

There was a dull murmur of assent throughout the class.

"I think we’ll try that again," said Professor Umbridge. "When I ask you a question, I should like

you to reply, ‘Yes, Professor Umbridge’, or ‘No, Professor Umbridge’. So: has everyone got a

copy of Defensive Magical Theory by Wilbert Slinkhard?"

"Yes, Professor Umbridge," rang through the room.

"Good," said Professor Umbridge. "I should like you to turn to page five and read ‘Chapter One,

Basics for Beginners’. There will be no need to talk."

Professor Umbridge left the blackboard and settled herself in the chair behind the teacher’s desk,

observing them all closely with those pouchy toad’s eyes. Harry turned to page five of his copy

of Defensive Magical Theory and started to read.

It was desperately dull, quite as bad as listening to Professor Binns. He felt his concentration

sliding away from him; he had soon read the same line half a dozen times without taking in more

than the first few words. Several silent minutes passed. Next to him, Ron was absent-mindedly

turning his quill over and over in his fingers, staring at the same spot on the page. Harry looked

right and received a surprise to shake him out of his torpor. Hermione had not even opened her

copy of Defensive Magical Theory. She was staring fixedly at Professor Umbridge with her hand

in the air.

Harry could not remember Hermione ever neglecting to read when instructed to, or indeed

resisting the temptation to open any book that came under her nose. He looked at her

enquiringly, but she merely shook her head slightly to indicate that she was not about to answer

questions, and continued to stare at Professor Umbridge, who was looking just as resolutely in

another direction.

After several more minutes had passed, however, Harry was not the only one watching

Hermione. The chapter they had been instructed to read was so tedious that more and more

people were choosing to watch Hermione’s mute attempt to catch Professor Umbridge’s eye

rather than struggle on with ‘Basics for Beginners’.

When more than half the class were staring at Hermione rather than at their books, Professor

Umbridge seemed to decide that she could ignore the situation no longer.

"Did you want to ask something about the chapter, dear?" she asked Hermione, as though she had only just noticed her.

"Not about the chapter, no," said Hermione.

"Well, we’re reading just now," said Professor Umbridge, showing her small pointed teeth. "If you have other queries we can deal with them at the end of class."

"I’ve got a query about your course aims," said Hermione.

Professor Umbridge raised her eyebrows.

"And your name is?"

"Hermione Granger," said Hermione.

"Well, Miss Granger, I think the course aims are perfectly clear if you read them through

carefully" said Professor Umbridge in a voice of determined sweetness.

"Well, I don’t," said Hermione bluntly. "There’s nothing written up there about using defensive


There was a short silence in which many members of the class turned their heads to frown at the

three course aims still written on the blackboard.

"Using defensive spells?" Professor Umbridge repeated with a little laugh. "Why, I can’t imagine any situation arising in my classroom that would require you to use a defensive spell, Miss Granger. You surely aren’t expecting to be attacked during class?"

"We’re not going to use magic?" Ron exclaimed loudly.

"Students raise their hands when they wish to speak in my class, Mr. -?"

"Weasley," said Ron, thrusting his hand into the air.

Professor Umbridge, smiling still more widely, turned her back on him. Harry and Hermione

immediately raised their hands too. Professor Umbridge’s pouchy eyes lingered on Harry for a

moment before she addressed Hermione.

"Yes, Miss Granger? You wanted to ask something else?"

"Yes," said Hermione. "Surely the whole point of Defence Against the Dark Arts is to practice

defensive spells?"

"Are you a Ministry-trained educational expert, Miss Granger?" asked Professor Umbridge, in her falsely sweet voice.

"No, but -"

"Well then, I’m afraid you are not qualified to decide what the ‘whole point’ of any class is.

Wizards much older and cleverer than you have devised our new program of study. You will

be learning about defensive spells in a secure, risk-free way -"

"What use is that?" said Harry loudly. "If we’re going to be attacked, it won’t be in a -"

"Hand, Mr. Potter!" sang Professor Umbridge.

Harry thrust his fist in the air. Again, Professor Umbridge promptly turned away from him, but

now several other people had their hands up, too.

"And your name is?" Professor Umbridge said to Dean.

"Dean Thomas."

"Well, Mr. Thomas?"

"Well, it’s like Harry said, isn’t it?" said Dean. "If we’re going to be attacked, it won’t be risk free."

"I repeat," said Professor Umbridge, smiling in a very irritating fashion at Dean, "do you expect to be attacked during my classes?"

"No, but -"

Professor Umbridge talked over him. "I do not wish to criticize the way things have been run in

this school," she said, an unconvincing smile stretching her wide mouth, "but you have been

exposed to some very irresponsible wizards in this class, very irresponsible indeed - not to

mention," she gave a nasty little laugh, "extremely dangerous half-breeds."

"If you mean Professor Lupin," piped up Dean angrily, "he was the best we ever -"

"Hand, Mr. Thomas! As I was saying - you have been introduced to spells that have been

complex, inappropriate to your age group and potentially lethal. You have been frightened into

believing that you are likely to meet Dark attacks every other day -"

"No we haven’t," Hermione said, "we just -"

"Your hand is not up, Miss Granger!"

Hermione put up her hand. Professor Umbridge turned away from her.

"It is my understanding that my predecessor not only performed illegal curses in front of you, he

actually performed them on you."

"Well, he turned out to be a maniac, didn’t he?" said Dean hotly. "Mind you, we still learned


"Your hand is not up, Mr. Thomas!" trilled Professor Umbridge. "Now, it is the view of the

Ministry that a theoretical knowledge will be more than sufficient to get you through your

examination, which, after all, is what school is all about. And your name is?" she added, staring

at Parvati, whose hand had just shot up.

"Parvati Patil, and isn’t there a practical bit in our Defense Against the Dark Arts OWL? Aren’t

we supposed to show that we can actually do the counter-curses and things?"

"As long as you have studied the theory hard enough, there is no reason why you should not be

able to perform the spells under carefully controlled examination conditions," said Professor

Umbridge dismissively.

"Without ever practicing them beforehand?" said Parvati incredulously. "Are you telling us that the first time we’ll get to do the spells will be during our exam?"

"I repeat, as long as you have studied the theory hard enough -"

"And what good’s theory going to be in the real world?" said Harry loudly, his fist in the air again.

Professor Umbridge looked up.

"This is school, Mr. Potter, not the real world," she said softly.

"So we’re not supposed to be prepared for what’s waiting for us out there?"

"There is nothing waiting out there, Mr. Potter."

"Oh, yeah?" said Harry. His temper, which seemed to have been bubbling just beneath the surface all day, was reaching boiling point.

"Who do you imagine wants to attack children like yourselves?" enquired Professor Umbridge in

a horribly honeyed voice.

"Hmm, let’s think..." said Harry in a mock thoughtful voice. "Maybe... Lord Voldemort!"

Ron gasped; Lavender Brown uttered a little scream; Neville slipped sideways off his stool.

Professor Umbridge, however, did not flinch. She was staring at Harry with a grimly satisfied

expression on her face.

"Ten points from Gryffindor, Mr. Potter."

The classroom was silent and still. Everyone was staring at either Umbridge or Harry.

"Now, let me make a few things quite plain."

Professor Umbridge stood up and leaned towards them, her stubby-fingered hands splayed on her


"You have been told that a certain Dark wizard has returned from the dead -"

"He wasn’t dead," said Harry angrily, "but yeah, he’s returned!"

‘"Mr-Potter-you-have-already-lost-your-house-ten-points-do-not-make-matters-worse-for yourself," said Professor Umbridge in one breath without looking at him. "As I was saying, you have been informed that a certain Dark wizard is at large once again. This is a lie."

"It is NOT a lie!" said Harry. "I saw him, I fought him!"

"Detention, Mr. Potter!" said Professor Umbridge triumphantly. "Tomorrow evening. Five

o’clock. My office. I repeat, this is a lie. The Ministry of Magic guarantees that you are not in

danger from any Dark wizard. If you are still worried, by all means come and see me outside

class hours. If someone is alarming you with fibs about reborn Dark wizards, I would like to hear

about it. I am here to help. I am your friend. And now, you will kindly continue your reading.

Page five, ‘Basics for Beginners’."

Professor Umbridge sat down behind her desk. Harry, however, stood up. Everyone was staring

at him; Seamus looked half-scared, half-fascinated.

"Harry, no!" Hermione whispered in a warning voice, tugging at his sleeve, but Harry jerked his

arm out of her reach.

"So, according to you, Cedric Diggory dropped dead of his own accord, did he?" Harry asked, his voice shaking.

There was a collective intake of breath from the class, for none of them, apart from Ron and

Hermione, had ever heard Harry talk about what had happened on the night Cedric had died.

They stared avidly from Harry to Professor Umbridge, who had raised her eyes and was staring

at him without a trace of a fake smile on her face.

"Cedric Diggory’s death was a tragic accident," she said coldly.

"It was murder," said Harry. He could feel himself shaking. He had hardly spoken to anyone about this, least of all thirty eagerly listening classmates. "Voldemort killed him and you know it."

Professor Umbridge’s face was quite blank. For a moment, Harry thought she was going to

scream at him. Then she said, in her softest, most sweetly girlish voice, "Come here, Mr. Potter,


He kicked his chair aside, strode around Ron and Hermione and up to the teacher’s desk. He

could feel the rest of the class holding its breath. He felt so angry he did not care what happened


Professor Umbridge pulled a small roll of pink parchment out of her handbag, stretched it out on

the desk, dipped her quill into a bottle of ink and started scribbling, hunched over so that Harry

could not see what she was writing. Nobody spoke. After a minute or so she rolled up the

parchment and tapped it with her wand; it sealed itself seamlessly so that he could not open it.

"Take this to Professor McGonagall, dear," said Professor Umbridge, holding out the note to him.

He took it from her without saying a word, turned on his heel and left the room, not even looking

back at Ron and Hermione, slamming the classroom door shut behind him. He walked very fast

along the corridor, the note to McGonagall clutched tight in his hand, and turning a corner

walked slap into Peeves the poltergeist, a wide-mouthed little man floating on his back in midair,

juggling several inkwells.

"Why it’s Potty Wee Potter!" cackled Peeves, allowing two of the inkwells to fall to the ground

where they smashed and spattered the walls with ink; Harry jumped backwards out of the way

with a snarl.

"Get out of it, Peeves."

"Oooh, Crackpot’s feeling cranky" said Peeves, pursuing Harry along the corridor, leering as he

zoomed along above him. "What is it this time, my fine Potty friend? Hearing voices? Seeing

visions? Speaking in -" Peeves blew a gigantic raspberry "-- tongues?"

"I said, leave me ALONE!" Harry shouted, running down the nearest flight of stairs, but Peeves

merely slid down the banister on his back beside him.

"Oh, most think he’s barking, the potty wee lad, But some are more kindly and think he’s just sad, but Peevesy knows better and says that he’s mad -- "


A door to his left flew open and Professor McGonagall emerged from her office looking grim

and slightly harassed.

"What on earth are you shouting about, Potter?" she snapped, as Peeves cackled gleefully and

zoomed out of sight. ‘"Why aren’t you in class?"

"I’ve been sent to see you," said Harry stiffly.

"Sent? What do you mean, sent?"

He held out the note from Professor Umbridge. Professor McGonagall took it from him,

frowning, slit it open with a tap of her wand, stretched it out and began to read. Her eyes zoomed

from side to side behind their square spectacles as she read what Umbridge had written, and with

each line they became narrower.

"Come in here, Potter."

He followed her inside her study. The door closed automatically behind him.

"Well?" said Professor McGonagall, rounding on him. "Is this true?"

"Is what true?" Harry asked, rather more aggressively than he had intended. "Professor?" he added, in an attempt to sound more polite.

"Is it true that you shouted at Professor Umbridge?"

"Yes," said Harry.

"You called her a liar?"


"You told her He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named is back?"


Professor McGonagall sat down behind her desk, watching Harry closely. Then she said, "Have a biscuit, Potter."

"Have - what?"

"Have a biscuit," she repeated impatiently, indicating a tartan tin of cookies lying on top of one of the piles of papers on her desk. "And sit down."

There had been a previous occasion when Harry, expecting to be caned by Professor

McGonagall, had instead been appointed by her to the Gryffindor Quidditch team. He sank into a

chair opposite her and helped himself to a Ginger Newt, feeling just as confused and wrong footed as he had done on that occasion.

Professor McGonagall set down Professor Umbridge’s note and looked very seriously at Harry.

"Potter, you need to be careful."

Harry swallowed his mouthful of Ginger Newt and stared at her. Her tone of voice was not at all

what he was used to; it was not brisk, crisp and stern; it was low and anxious and somehow much

more human than usual.

"Misbehavior in Dolores Umbridge’s class could cost you much more than house points and a


"What do you -?"

"Potter, use your common sense," snapped Professor McGonagall, with an abrupt return to her

usual manner. "You know where she comes from, you must know to whom she is reporting."

The bell rang for the end of the lesson. Overhead and all around came the elephantine sounds of

hundreds of students on the move.

"It says here she’s given you detention every evening this week, starting tomorrow," Professor

McGonagall said, looking down at Umbridge’s note again.

"Every evening this week!" Harry repeated, horrified. "But, Professor, couldn’t you -?"

"No, I couldn’t," said Professor McGonagall flatly.

"But -"

"She is your teacher and has every right to give you detention. You will go to her room at five

o’clock tomorrow for the first one. Just remember: tread carefully around Dolores Umbridge."

"But I was telling the truth!" said Harry, outraged. "Voldemort is back, you know he is; Professor Dumbledore knows he is -"

"For heaven’s sake, Potter!" said Professor McGonagall, straightening her glasses angrily (she had winced horribly when he had used Voldemort’s name). "Do you really think this is about truth or lies? It’s about keeping your head down and your temper under control!"

She stood up, nostrils wide and mouth very thin, and Harry stood up, too.

"Have another biscuit," she said irritably, thrusting the tin at him.

"No, thanks," said Harry coldly.

"Don’t be ridiculous," she snapped.

He took one.

"Thanks," he said grudgingly.

"Didn’t you listen to Dolores Umbridge’s speech at the start-of-term feast, Potter?"

"Yeah," said Harry. "Yeah... she said... progress will be prohibited or... well, it meant that... that the Ministry of Magic is trying to interfere at Hogwarts."

Professor McGonagall eyed him closely for a moment, then sniffed, walked around her desk and

held open the door for him.

"Well, I’m glad you listen to Hermione Granger at any rate," she said, pointing him out of her



Detention with Dolores

Dinner in the Great Hall that night was not a pleasant experience for Harry. The news about his

shouting match with Umbridge had traveled exceptionally fast even by Hogwarts’ standards. He

heard whispers all around him as he sat eating between Ron and Hermione. The funny thing was

that none of the whisperers seemed to mind him overhearing what they were saying about him.

On the contrary, it was as though they were hoping he would get angry and start shouting again,

so that they could hear his story first-hand.

"He says he saw Cedric Diggory murdered..."

"He reckons he dueled with You-Know-Who..."

"Come off it..."

"Who does he think he’s kidding?"


"What I don’t get," said Harry through clenched teeth, laying down his knife and fork (his hands

were shaking too much to hold them steady), "is why they all believed the story two months ago

when Dumbledore told them..."

"The thing is, Harry, I’m not sure they did," said Hermione grimly. "Oh, let’s get out of here."

She slammed down her own knife and fork; Ron looked longingly at his half-finished apple pie

but followed suit. People stared at them all the way out of the Hall.

"What d’you mean, you’re not sure they believed Dumbledore?" Harry asked Hermione when

they reached the first-floor landing.

"Look, you don’t understand what it was like after it happened," said Hermione quietly. "You

arrived back in the middle of the lawn clutching Cedric’s dead body... none of us saw what

happened in the maze... we just had Dumbledore’s word for it that You-Know-Who had come

back and killed Cedric and fought you."

"Which is the truth!" said Harry loudly.

"I know it is, Harry, so will you please stop biting my head off?" said Hermione wearily. "It’s just that before the truth could sink in, everyone went home for the summer, where they spent two months reading about how you’re a nutcase and Dumbledore’s going senile!"

Rain pounded on the windowpanes as they strode along the empty corridors back to Gryffindor

Tower. Harry felt as though his first day had lasted a week, but he still had a mountain of

homework to do before bed. A dull pounding pain was developing over his right eye. He glanced

out of a rain-washed window at the dark grounds as they turned into the Fat Lady’s corridor.

There was still no light in Hagrid’s cabin.

"Mimbulus mimbletonia," said Hermione, before the Fat Lady could ask. The portrait swung

open to reveal the hole behind it and the three of them scrambled through it.

The common room was almost empty; nearly everyone was still down at dinner. Crookshanks

uncoiled himself from an armchair and trotted to meet them, purring loudly, and when Harry,

Ron and Hermione took their three favorite chairs at the fireside he leapt lightly on to

Hermione’s lap and curled up there like a furry ginger cushion. Harry gazed into the flames,

feeling drained and exhausted.

"How can Dumbledore have let this happen?" Hermione cried suddenly, making Harry and Ron

jump; Crookshanks leapt off her, looking affronted. She pounded the arms of her chair in fury, so

that bits of stuffing leaked out of the holes. "How can he let that terrible woman teach us? And in

our OWL year, too!"

"Well, we’ve never had great Defense Against the Dark Arts teachers, have we?" said Harry.

"You know what it’s like, Hagrid told us, nobody wants the job; they say it’s jinxed."

"Yes, but to employ someone who’s actually refusing to let us do magic! What’s Dumbledore

playing at?"

"And she’s trying to get people to spy for her," said Ron darkly. "Remember when she said she wanted us to come and tell her if we hear anyone saying You-Know-Who’s back?"

"Of course she’s here to spy on us all, that’s obvious, why else would Fudge have wanted her to

come?" snapped Hermione.

"Don’t start arguing again," said Harry wearily, as Ron opened his mouth to retaliate. "Can’t we

just... let’s just do that homework, get it out of the way..."

They collected their schoolbags from a corner and returned to the chairs by the fire. People were

coming back from dinner now. Harry kept his face averted from the portrait hole, but could still

sense the stares he was attracting.

"Shall we do Snape’s stuff first?" said Ron, dipping his quill into his ink. "The properties... of

moonstone... and its uses... in potion-making..." he muttered, writing the words across the top

of his parchment as he spoke them. "There." He underlined the title, then looked up expectantly

at Hermione.

"So, what are the properties of moonstone and its uses in potion-making?"

But Hermione was not listening; she was squinting over into the far corner of the room, where

Fred, George and Lee Jordan were now sitting at the center of a knot of innocent-looking first years, all of whom were chewing something that seemed to have come out of a large paper bag

that Fred was holding.

"No, I’m sorry, they’ve gone too far," she said, standing up and looking positively furious.

"Come on, Ron."

"I - what?" said Ron, plainly playing for time. "No- come on, Hermione - we can’t tell them off

for giving out sweets."

"You know perfectly well that those are bits of Nosebleed Nougat or - or Puking Pastilles or -"

"Fainting Fancies?" Harry suggested quietly.

One by one, as though hit over the head with an invisible mallet, the first-years were slumping

unconscious in their seats; some slid right on to the floor, others merely hung over the arms of

their chairs, their tongues lolling out. Most of the people watching were laughing; Hermione,

however, squared her shoulders and marched directly over to where Fred and George now stood

with clipboards, closely observing the unconscious first-years. Ron rose halfway out of his chair,

hovered uncertainly for a moment or two, then muttered to Harry, "She’s got it under control,"

before sinking as low in his chair as his lanky frame permitted.

"That’s enough!" Hermione said forcefully to Fred and George, both of whom looked up in mild


"Yeah, you’re right," said George, nodding, "this dosage looks strong enough, doesn’t it?"

"I told you this morning, you can’t test your rubbish on students!"

"We’re paying them!" said Fred indignantly.

"I don’t care, it could be dangerous!"

"Rubbish," said Fred.

"Calm down, Hermione, they’re fine!" said Lee reassuringly as he walked from first-year to first year, inserting purple sweets into their open mouths.

"Yeah, look, they’re coming round now," said George.

A few of the first-years were indeed stirring. Several looked so shocked to find themselves lying

on the floor, or dangling off their chairs, that Harry was sure Fred and George had not warned

them what the sweets were going to do.

"Feel all right?" said George kindly to a small dark-haired girl lying at his feet.

"I - I think so," she said shakily.

"Excellent," said Fred happily, but the next second Hermione had snatched both his clipboard and the paper bag of Fainting Fancies from his hands.

"It is NOT excellent!"

"Course it is, they’re alive, aren’t they?" said Fred angrily.

"You can’t do this, what if you made one of them really ill?"

"We’re not going to make them ill, we’ve already tested them all on ourselves, this is just to see

if everyone reacts the same -"

"If you don’t stop doing it, I’m going to -"

"Put us in detention?" said Fred, in an I’d-like-to-see-you-try-it voice.

"Make us write lines?" said George, smirking.

Onlookers all over the room were laughing. Hermione drew herself up to her full height; her eyes were narrowed and her bushy hair seemed to crackle with electricity.

"No," she said, her voice quivering with anger, "but I will write to your mother."

"You wouldn’t," said George, horrified, taking a step back from her.

"Oh, yes, I would," said Hermione grimly. "I can’t stop you eating the stupid things yourselves,

but you’re not to give them to the first-years."

Fred and George looked thunderstruck. It was clear that as far as they were concerned,

Hermione’s threat was way below the belt. With a last threatening look at them, she thrust Fred’s

clipboard and the bag of Fancies back into his arms, and stalked back to her chair by the fire. Ron was now so low in his seat that his nose was roughly level with his knees.

"Thank you for your support, Ron," Hermione said acidly.

"You handled it fine by yourself," Ron mumbled.

Hermione stared down at her blank piece of parchment for a few seconds, then said edgily, "Oh,

it’s no good, I can’t concentrate now. I’m going to bed."

She wrenched her bag open; Harry thought she was about to put her books away, but instead she

pulled out two misshapen woolly objects, placed them carefully on a table by the fireplace,

covered them with a few screwed-up bits of parchment and a broken quill and stood back to

admire the effect.

"What in the name of Merlin are you doing?" said Ron, watching her as though fearful for her


"They’re hats for house-elves," she said briskly, now stuffing her books back into her bag. "I did

them over the summer. I’m a really slow knitter without magic but now I’m back at school I

should be able to make lots more."

"You’re leaving out hats for the house-elves?" said Ron slowly. "And you’re covering them up

with rubbish first?"

"Yes," said Hermione defiantly, swinging her bag on to her back.

"That’s not on," said Ron angrily. "You’re trying to trick them into picking up the hats. You’re

setting them free when they might not want to be free."

"Of course they want to be free!" said Hermione at once, though her face was turning pink.

"Don’t you dare touch those hats, Ron!"

She turned on her heel and left. Ron waited until she had disappeared through the door to the

girls’ dormitories, then cleared the rubbish off the woolly hats.

"They should at least see what they’re picking up," he said firmly. "Anyway..." he rolled up the

parchment on which he had written the title of Snape’s essay, "there’s no point trying to finish

this now, I can’t do it without Hermione, I haven’t got a clue what you’re supposed to do with

moonstones, have you?"

Harry shook his head, noticing as he did so that the ache in his right temple was getting worse.

He thought of the long essay on giant wars and the pain stabbed at him sharply. Knowing

perfectly well that when the morning came, he would regret not finishing his homework that

night, he piled his books back into his bag.

"I’m going to bed too."

He passed Seamus on the way to the door leading to the dormitories, but did not look at him.

Harry had a fleeting impression that Seamus had opened his mouth to speak, but he sped up and

reached the soothing peace of the stone spiral staircase without having to endure any more


The following day dawned just as leaden and rainy as the previous one. Hagrid was still absent

from the staff table at breakfast.

"But on the plus side, no Snape today" said Ron bracingly.

Hermione yawned widely and poured herself some coffee. She looked mildly pleased about

something, and when Ron asked her what she had to be so happy about, she simply said, "The

hats have gone. Seems the house-elves do want freedom after all."

"I wouldn’t bet on it," Ron told her cuttingly. "They might not count as clothes. They didn’t look anything like hats to me, more like woolly bladders."

Hermione did not speak to him all morning.

Double Charms was succeeded by double Transfiguration. Professor Flitwick and Professor

McGonagall both spent the first fifteen minutes of their lessons lecturing the class on the

importance of OWLs.

"What you must remember," said little Professor Flitwick squeakily perched as ever on a pile of

books so that he could see over the top of his desk, "is that these examinations may influence

your futures for many years to come! If you have not already given serious thought to your

careers, now is the time to do so. And in the meantime, I’m afraid, we shall be working harder

than ever to ensure that you all do yourselves justice!"

They then spent over an hour reviewing Summoning Charms, which according to Professor

Flitwick were bound to come up in their OWL, and he rounded off the lesson by setting them

their largest ever amount of Charms homework.

It was the same, if not worse, in Transfiguration.

"You cannot pass an OWL," said Professor McGonagall grimly, "without serious application,

practice and study. I see no reason why everybody in this class should not achieve an OWL in

Transfiguration as long as they put in the work." Neville made a sad little disbelieving noise.

"Yes, you too, Longbottom," said Professor McGonagall. "There’s nothing wrong with your work except lack of confidence. So... today we are starting Vanishing Spells. These are easier than Conjuring Spells, which you would not usually attempt until NEWT level, but they are still

among the most difficult magic you will be tested on in your OWL."

She was quite right; Harry found the Vanishing Spells horribly difficult. By the end of a double

period neither he nor Ron had managed to vanish the snails on which they were practicing,

though Ron said hopefully he thought his looked a bit paler. Hermione, on the other hand,

successfully vanished her snail on the third attempt, earning her a ten-point bonus for Gryffindor

from Professor McGonagall. She was the only person not given homework; everybody else was

told to practice the spell overnight, ready for a fresh attempt on their snails the following


Now panicking slightly about the amount of homework they had to do, Harry and Ron spent

their lunch hour in the library looking up the uses of moonstones in potion-making. Still angry

about Ron’s slur on her woolly hats, Hermione did not join them. By the time they reached Care

of Magical Creatures in the afternoon, Harry’s head was aching again.

The day had become cool and breezy, and as they walked down the sloping lawn towards

Hagrid’s cabin on the edge of the Forbidden Forest, they felt the occasional drop of rain on their

faces. Professor Grubbly-Plank stood waiting for the class some ten yards from Hagrid’s front

door, a long trestle table in front of her laden with twigs. As Harry and Ron reached her, a loud

shout of laughter sounded behind them; turning, they saw Draco Malfoy striding towards them,

surrounded by his usual gang of Slytherin cronies. He had clearly just said something highly

amusing, because Crabbe, Goyle, Pansy Parkinson and the rest continued to snigger heartily as

they gathered around the trestle table and, judging by the way they all kept looking over at

Harry, he was able to guess the subject of the joke without too much difficulty.

"Everyone here?" barked Professor Grubbly-Plank, once all the Slytherins and Gryffindors had

arrived. "Let’s crack on then. Who can tell me what these things are called?"

She indicated the heap of twigs in front of her. Hermione’s hand shot into the air. Behind her

back, Malfoy did a buck-toothed imitation of her jumping up and down in eagerness to answer a

question. Pansy Parkinson gave a shriek of laughter that turned almost at once into a scream, as

the twigs on the table leapt into the air and revealed themselves to be what looked like tiny pixieish creatures made of wood, each with knobbly brown arms and legs, two twiglike fingers at the end of each hand and a funny flat, barklike face in which a pair of beetle-brown eyes glittered.

"Oooooh!" said Parvati and Lavender, thoroughly irritating Harry. Anyone would have thought

Hagrid had never shown them impressive creatures; admittedly, the Flobberworms had been a bit

dull, but the Salamanders and Hippogriffs had been interesting enough, and the Blast-Ended

Skrewts perhaps too much so.

"Kindly keep your voices down, girls!" said Professor Grubbly-Plank sharply, scattering a

handful of what looked like brown rice among the stick-creatures, who immediately fell upon the

food. "So - anyone know the names of these creatures? Miss Granger?"

"Bowtruckles," said Hermione. "They’re tree-guardians, usually live in wand-trees."

"Five points for Gryffindor," said Professor Grubbly-Plank. "Yes, these are Bowtruckles, and as

Miss Granger rightly says, they generally live in trees whose wood is of wand quality. Anybody

know what they eat?"

"Woodlice," said Hermione promptly which explained why what Harry had taken to be grains of

brown rice were moving. "But fairy eggs if they can get them."

"Good girl, take another five points. So, whenever you need leaves or wood from a tree in which

a Bowtruckle lodges, it is wise to have a gift of woodlice ready to distract or placate it. They may

not look dangerous, but if angered they will try to gouge at human eyes with their fingers, which,

as you can see, are very sharp and not at all desirable near the eyeballs. So if you’d like to gather

closer, take a few woodlice and a Bowtruckle - I have enough here for one between three - you

can study them more closely. I want a sketch from each of you with all body-parts labeled by

the end of the lesson."

The class surged forwards around the trestle table. Harry deliberately circled around the back so

that he ended up right next to Professor Grubbly-Plank.

"Where’s Hagrid?" he asked her, while everyone else was choosing Bowtruckles.

"Never you mind," said Professor Grubbly-Plank repressively, which had been her attitude last

time Hagrid had failed to turn up for a class, too. Smirking all over his pointed face, Draco

Malfoy leaned across Harry and seized the largest Bowtruckle.

"Maybe," said Malfoy in an undertone, so that only Harry could hear him, "the stupid great oaf’s

got himself badly injured."

"Maybe you will if you don’t shut up," said Harry out of the side of his mouth.

"Maybe he’s been messing with stuff that’s too big for him, if you get my drift."

Malfoy walked away, smirking over his shoulder at Harry, who felt suddenly sick. Did Malfoy

know something? His father was a Death Eater after all; what if he had information about

Hagrid’s fate that had not yet reached the ears of the Order? He hurried back around the table to

Ron and Hermione who were squatting on the grass some distance away and attempting to

persuade a Bowtruckle to remain still long enough for them to draw it. Harry pulled out

parchment and quill, crouched down beside the others and related in a whisper what Malfoy had

just said.

"Dumbledore would know if some thing had happened to Hagrid," said Hermione at once. "It’s

just playing into Malfoy’s hands to look worried; it tells him we don’t know exactly what’s

going on. We’ve got to ignore him, Harry. Here, hold the Bowtruckle for a moment, just so I can

draw its face..."

"Yes," came Malfoy’s clear drawl from the group nearest them, "Father was talking to the

Minister just a couple of days ago, you know, and it sounds as though the Ministry’s really

determined to crack down on sub-standard teaching in this place. So even if that overgrown

moron does show up again, he’ll probably be sent packing straightaway."


Harry had gripped the Bowtruckle so hard that it had almost snapped, and it had just taken a

great retaliatory swipe at his hand with its sharp fingers, leaving two long deep cuts there. Harry

dropped it. Crabbe and Goyle, who had already been guffawing at the idea of Hagrid being

sacked, laughed still harder as the Bowtruckle set off at full tilt towards the Forest, a little

moving stick-man soon swallowed up among the tree roots. When the bell echoed distantly over

the grounds, Harry rolled up his blood-stained Bowtruckle picture and marched off to Herbology

with his hand wrapped in Hermione’s handkerchief, and Malfoy’s derisive laughter still ringing

in his ears.

"If he calls Hagrid a moron one more time..." said Harry through gritted teeth.

"Harry, don’t go picking a row with Malfoy, don’t forget, he’s a prefect now, he could make life

difficult for you..."

"Wow, I wonder what it’d be like to have a difficult life?" said Harry sarcastically. Ron laughed,

but Hermione frowned. Together, they traipsed across the vegetable patch. The sky still appeared

unable to make up its mind whether it wanted to rain or not.

"I just wish Hagrid would hurry up and get back, that’s all," said Harry in a low voice, as they

reached the greenhouses. "And don’t say that Grubbly-Plank woman’s a better teacher!" he added threateningly.

"I wasn’t going to," said Hermione calmly.

"Because she’ll never be as good as Hagrid," said Harry firmly, fully aware that he had just

experienced an exemplary Care of Magical Creatures lesson and was thoroughly annoyed about


The door of the nearest greenhouse opened and some fourth-years spilled out of it, including


"Hi," she said brightly as she passed. A few seconds later, Luna Lovegood emerged, trailing

behind the rest of the class, a smudge of earth on her nose, and her hair tied in a knot on the top

of her head. When she saw Harry, her prominent eyes seemed to bulge excitedly and she made a

beeline straight for him. Many of his classmates turned curiously to watch. Luna took a great

breath and then said, without so much as a preliminary hello, "I believe He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named is back and I believe you fought him and escaped from him."

"Er - right," said Harry awkwardly. Luna was wearing what looked like a pair of orange radishes

for earrings, a fact that Parvati and Lavender seemed to have noticed, as they were both giggling

and pointing at her earlobes.

"You can laugh," Luna said, her voice rising, apparently under the impression that Parvati and

Lavender were laughing at what she had said rather than what she was wearing, "but people used

to believe there were no such things as the Blibbering Humdinger or the Crumple-Horned


"Well, they were right, weren’t they?’ said Hermione impatiently. "There weren’t any such things as the Blibbering Humdinger or the Crumple-Horned Snorkack."

Luna gave her a withering look and flounced away, radishes swinging madly Parvati and

Lavender were not the only ones hooting with laughter now.

"D’you mind not offending the only people who believe me?" Harry asked Hermione as they

made their way into class.

"Oh, for heaven’s sake, Harry, you can do better than her," said Hermione. "Ginny’s told me all

about her; apparently, she’ll only believe in things as long as there’s no proof at all. Well, I

wouldn’t expect anything else from someone whose father runs The Quibbler."

Harry thought of the sinister winged horses he had seen on the night he had arrived and how

Luna had said she could see them too. His spirits sank slightly. Had she been lying? But before

he could devote much more thought to the matter, Ernie Macmillan had stepped up to him.

"I want you to know, Potter," he said in a loud, carrying voice, "that it’s not only weirdos who

support you. I personally believe you one hundred percent. My family have always stood firm

behind Dumbledore, and so do I."

"Er - thanks very much, Ernie," said Harry, taken aback but pleased. Ernie might be pompous on

occasions like this, but Harry was in a mood to deeply appreciate a vote of confidence from

somebody who did not have radishes dangling from their ears. Ernie’s words had certainly wiped

the smile from Lavender Brown’s face and as he turned to talk to Ron and Hermione, Harry

caught Seamus’s expression, which looked both confused and defiant.

To nobody’s surprise, Professor Sprout started their lesson by lecturing them about the

importance of OWLs. Harry wished all the teachers would stop doing this; he was starting to get

an anxious, twisted feeling in his stomach every time he remembered how much homework he

had to do, a feeling that worsened dramatically when Professor Sprout gave them yet another

essay at the end of class. Tired and smelling strongly of dragon dung, Professor Sprout’s

preferred type of fertilizer, the Gryffindors trooped back up to the castle an hour and a half later,

none of them talking very much; it had been another long day.

As Harry was starving, and he had his first detention with Umbridge at five o’clock, he headed

straight for dinner without dropping off his bag in Gryffindor Tower so that he could bolt

something down before facing whatever she had in store for him. He had barely reached the

entrance of the Great Hall, however, when a loud and angry voice yelled, "Oy, Potter!"

"What now?" he muttered wearily, turning to face Angelina Johnson, who looked as though she

was in a towering temper.

"I’ll tell you what now," she said, marching straight up to him and poking him hard in the chest

with her finger. "How come you’ve landed yourself in detention for five o’clock on Friday?"

"What?" said Harry. "Why... oh yeah, Keeper tryouts!"

"Now he remembers!" snarled Angelina. "Didn’t I tell you I wanted to do a tryout with the wholeteam, and find someone who fitted in with everyone! Didn’t I tell you I’d booked the Quidditch pitch specially? And now you’ve decided you’re not going to be there!"

"I didn’t decide not to be there!" said Harry, stun g by the injustice of these words. "I got

detention from that Umbridge woman, just because I told her the truth about You-Know-Who."

"Well, you can just go straight to her and ask her to let you off on Friday," said Angelina fiercely, "and I don’t care how you do it. Tell her You-Know-Who’s a figment of your imagination if you like, just make sure you’re there!"

She turned on her heel and stormed away.

"You know what?" Harry said to Ron and Hermione as they entered the Great Hall. "I think we’d better check with Puddlemere United whether Oliver Wood’s been killed during a training

session, because Angelina seems to be channeling his spirit."

"What d’you reckon are the odds of Umbridge letting you off on Friday?" said Ron skeptically,

as they sat down at the Gryffindor table.

"Less than zero," said Harry glumly, tipping lamb c hops on to his plate and starting to eat. "Better try, though, hadn’t I? I’ll offer to do two more detentions or something, I dunno..." He

swallowed a mouthful of potato and added, "I hope she doesn’t keep me too long this evening.

You realize we’ve got to write three essays, practice Vanishing Spells for McGonagall, work out

a counter-charm for Flitwick, finish the Bowtruckle drawing and start that stupid dream diary for


Ron moaned and for some reason glanced up at the ceiling.

"And it looks like it’s going to rain."

"What’s that got to do with our homework?" said Hermione, her eyebrows raised.

"Nothing," said Ron at once, his ears reddening.

At five to five Harry bade the other two goodbye and set off for Umbridge’s office on the third

floor. When he knocked on the door she called, "Come in," in a sugary voice. He entered

cautiously, looking around.

He had known this office under three of its previous occupants.

In the days when Gilderoy Lockhart had lived here it had been plastered in beaming portraits of

himself. When Lupin had occupied it, it was likely you would meet some fascinating Dark

creature in a cage or tank if you came to call. In the impostor Moody’s days it had been packed

with various instruments and artifacts for the detection of wrong doing and concealment.

Now, however, it looked totally unrecognizable. The surfaces had all been draped in lacy covers

and cloths. There were several vases full of dried flowers, each one residing on its own doily,

and on one of the walls was a collection of ornamental plates, each decorated with a large

technicolor kitten wearing a different bow around its neck. These were so foul that Harry stared

at them, transfixed, until Professor Umbridge spoke again.

"Good evening, Mr. Potter."

Harry started and looked around. He had not noticed her at first because she was wearing a

luridly flowered set of robes that blended only too well with the tablecloth on the desk behind


"Evening, Professor Umbridge," Harry said stiffly.

"Well, sit down," she said, pointing towards a small table draped in lace beside which she had

drawn up a straight-backed chair. A piece of blank parchment lay on the table, apparently

waiting for him.

"Er," said Harry, without moving. "Professor Umbridge. Er - before we start, I - I wanted to ask

you a... a favor."

Her bulging eyes narrowed.

"Oh, yes?"

"Well, I’m... I’m in the Gryffindor Quidditch team. And I was supposed to be at the tryouts for

the new Keeper at five o’clock on Friday and I was - was wondering whether I could skip

detention that night and do it - do it another night... instead..."

He knew long before he reached the end of his sentence that it was no good.

"Oh, no," said Umbridge, smiling so widely that she looked as though she had just swallowed a

particularly juicy fly. "Oh, no, no, no. This is your punishment for spreading evil, nasty,

attention-seeking stories, Mr. Potter, and punishments certainly cannot be adjusted to suit the

guilty one’s convenience. No, you will come here at five o’clock tomorrow, and the next day,

and on Friday too, and you will do your detentions as planned. I think it rather a good thing that

you are missing something you really want to do. It ought to reinforce the lesson I am trying to

teach you."

Harry felt the blood surge to his head and heard a thumping noise in his ears. So he told ‘evil,

nasty, attention-seeking stones’, did he?

She was watching him with her head slightly to one side, still smiling widely, as though she

knew exactly what he was thinking and was waiting to see whether he would start shouting

again. With a massive effort, Harry looked away from her, dropped his schoolbag beside the

straight-backed chair and sat down.

"There," said Umbridge sweetly, "we’re getting better at controlling our temper already, aren’t

we? Now, you are going to be doing some lines for me, Mr. Potter. No, not with your quill," she

added, as Harry bent down to open his bag. "You’re going to be using a rather special one of

mine. Here you are."

She handed him a long, thin black quill with an unusually sharp point.

"I want you to write, I must not tell lies," she told him softly.

"How many times?" Harry asked, with a creditable imitation of politeness.

"Oh, as long as it takes for the message to sink in," said Umbridge sweetly. "Off you go."

She moved over to her desk, sat down and bent over a stack of parchment that looked like essays

for marking. Harry raised the sharp black quill, then realized what was missing.

"You haven’t given me any ink," he said.

"Oh, you won’t need ink," said Professor Umbridge, with the merest suggestion of a laugh in her


Harry placed the point of the quill on the paper and wrote: I must not tell lies.

He let out a gasp of pain. The words had appeared on the parchment in what appeared to be

shining red ink. At the same time, the words had appeared on the back of Harrys right hand, cut

into his skin as though traced there by a scalpel - yet even as he stared at the shining cut, the skin

healed over again, leaving the place where it had been slightly redder than before but quite


Harry looked round at Umbridge. She was watching him, her wide, toadlike mouth stretched in a



"Nothing," said Harry quietly.

He looked back at the parchment, placed the quill on it once more, wrote I must not tell lies, and

felt the searing pain on the back of his hand for a second time; once again, the words had been

cut into his skin; once again, they healed over seconds later.

And on it went. Again and again Harry wrote the words on the parchment in what he soon came

to realize was not ink, but his own blood. And, again and again, the words were cut into the back

of his hand, healed, and reappeared the next time he set quill to parchment.

Darkness fell outside Umbridge’s window. Harry did not ask when he would be allowed to stop.

He did not even check his watch. He knew she was watching him for signs of weakness and he

was not going to show any, not even if he had to sit there all night, cutting open his own hand

with this quill...

"Come here," she said, after what seemed hours.

He stood up. His hand was stinging painfully. When he looked down at it he saw that the cut had

healed, but that the skin there was red raw.

"Hand," she said.

He extended it. She took it in her own. Harry repressed a shudder as she touched him with her

thick, stubby fingers on which she wore a number of ugly old rings.

"Tut, tut, I don’t seem to have made much of an impression yet," she said, smiling. "Well, we’ll

just have to try again tomorrow evening, won’t we? You may go."

Harry left her office without a word. The school was quite deserted; it was surely past midnight.

He walked slowly up the corridor, then, when he had turned the corner and was sure she would

not hear him, broke into a run.

He had not had time to practice Vanishing Spells, had not written a single dream in his dream

diary and had not finished the drawing of the Bowtruckle, nor had he written his essays. He

skipped breakfast next morning to scribble down a couple of made-up dreams for Divination,

their first lesson, and was surprised to find a disheveled Ron keeping him company.

"How come you didn’t do it last night?" Harry asked, as Ron stared wildly around the common

room for inspiration. Ron, who had been fast asleep when Harry got back to the dormitory,

muttered something about "doing other stuff", bent low over his parchment and scrawled a few


"That’ll have to do," he said, slamming the diary shut. "I’ve said I dreamed I was buying a new

pair of shoes, she can’t make anything weird out of that, can she?"

They hurried off to North Tower together.

"How was detention with Umbridge, anyway? What did she make you do?"

Harry hesitated for a fraction of a second, then said, "Lines."

"That’s not too bad, then, eh?" said Ron.

"Nope," said Harry.

"Hey - I forgot - did she let you off for Friday?"

"No," said Harry.

Ron groaned sympathetically.

It was another bad day for Harry; he was one of the worst in Transfiguration, not having

practiced Vanishing Spells at all. He had to give up his lunch hour to complete the picture of the

Bowtruckle and, meanwhile, Professors McGonagall, Grubbly-Plank and Sinistra gave them yet

more homework, which he had no prospect of finishing that evening because of his second

detention with Umbridge. To cap it all, Angelina Johnson tracked him down at dinner again and,

on learning that he would not be able to attend Friday’s Keeper tryouts, told him she was not at

all impressed by his attitude and that she expected players who wished to remain on the team to

put training before their other commitments.

"I’m in detention!" Harry yelled after her as she s talked away. "D’you think I’d rather be stuck in a room with that old toad or playing Quidditch?"

"At least it’s only lines," said Hermione consolingly, as Harry sank back on to his bench and

looked down at his steak and kidney pie, which he no longer fancied very much. "It’s not as if

it’s a dreadful punishment, really..."

Harry opened his mouth, closed it again and nodded. He was not really sure why he was not

telling Ron and Hermione exactly what was happening in Umbridge’s room: he only knew that

he did not want to see their looks of horror; that would make the whole thing seem worse and

therefore more difficult to face. He also felt dimly that this was between himself and Umbridge,

a private battle of wills, and he was not going to give her the satisfaction of hearing that he had

complained about it.

"I can’t believe how much homework we’ve got," said Ron miserably.

"Well, why didn’t you do any last night?" Hermione asked him. "Where were you, anyway?"

"I was... I fancied a walk," said Ron shiftily.

Harry had the distinct impression that he was not alone in concealing things at the moment.

The second detention was just as bad as the previous one. The skin on the back of Harry’s hand

became irritated more quickly now and was soon red and inflamed. Harry thought it unlikely that

it would keep healing as effectively for long. Soon the cut would remain etched into his hand and

Umbridge would, perhaps, be satisfied. He let no gasp of pain escape him, however, and from

the moment of entering the room to the moment of his dismissal, again past midnight, he said

nothing but "good evening" and "goodnight."

His homework situation, however, was now desperate, and when he returned to the Gryffindor

common room he did not, though exhausted, go to bed, but opened his books and began Snape’s

moonstone essay. It was half past two by the time he had finished it. He knew he had done a poor

job, but there was no help for it; unless he had something to give in he would be in detention

with Snape next. He then dashed off answers to the questions Professor McGonagall had set

them, cobbled together something on the proper handling of Bowtruckles for Professor Grubbly-

Plank, and staggered up to bed, where he fell fully clothed on top of the covers and fell asleep


Thursday passed in a haze of tiredness. Ron seemed very sleepy too, though Harry could not see

why he should be. Harry’s third detention passed in the same way as the previous two, except

that after two hours the words I must not tell lies did not fade from the back of Harrys hand, but

remained scratched there, oozing droplets of blood. The pause in the pointed quill’s scratching

made Professor Umbridge look up.

"Ah," she said softly, moving around her desk to examine his hand herself. "Good. That ought to

serve as a reminder to you, oughtn’t it? You may leave for tonight."

"Do I still have to come back tomorrow?" said Harry picking up his schoolbag with his left hand

rather than his smarting right one.

"Oh yes," said Professor Umbridge, smiling as widely as before. "Yes, I think we can etch the

message a little deeper with another evening’s work."

Harry had never before considered the possibility that there might be another teacher in the

world he hated more than Snape, but as he walked back towards Gryffindor Tower he had to

admit he had found a strong contender. She’s evil, he thought, as he climbed a staircase to the

seventh floor, she’s an evil, twisted, mad old-


He had reached the top of the stairs, turned right and almost walked into Ron, who was lurking

behind a statue of Lachlan the Lanky, clutching his broomstick. He gave a great leap of surprise

when he saw Harry and attempted to hide his new Cleansweep Eleven behind his back.

"What are you doing?"

"Er - nothing. What are you doing?"

Harry frowned at him.

"Come on, you can tell me! What are you hiding here for?"

"I’m - I’m hiding from Fred and George, if you must know," said Ron. "They just went past with a bunch of first-years, I bet they’re testing stuff on them again. I mean, they can’t do it in the

common room now, can they, not with Hermione there."

He was talking in a very fast, feverish way.

"But what have you got your broom for, you haven’t been flying, have you?" Harry asked.

"I - well - well, okay, I’ll tell you, but don’t laugh, all right?" Ron said defensively, turning redder with every second. "I - I thought I’d try out for Gryffindor Keeper now I’ve got a decent broom. There. Go on. Laugh."

"I’m not laughing," said Harry. Ron blinked. "It’s a brilliant idea! It’d be really cool if you got on the team! I’ve never seen you play Keeper, are you good?"

"I’m not bad," said Ron, who looked immensely relieved at Harry’s reaction. "Charlie, Fred and

George always made me Keep for them when they were training during the holidays."

"So you’ve been practicing tonight?"

"Every evening since Tuesday... just on my own, though. I’ve been trying to bewitch Quaffles to

fly at me, but it hasn’t been easy and I don’t know how much use it’ll be." Ron looked nervous

and anxious. "Fred and George are going to laugh themselves stupid when I turn up for the

tryouts. They haven’t stopped taking the mickey out of me since I got made a prefect."

"I wish I was going to be there," said Harry bitterly, as they set off together towards the common


"Yeah, so do - Harry, what’s that on the back of your hand?"

Harry, who had just scratched his nose with his free right hand, tried to hide it, but had as much

success as Ron with his Cleansweep.

"It’s just a cut - it’s nothing - it’s -"

But Ron had grabbed Harry’s forearm and pulled the back of Harry’s hand up level with his

eyes. There was a pause, during which he stared at the words carved into the skin, then, looking

sick, he released Harry.

"I thought you said she was just giving you lines?"

Harry hesitated, but after all, Ron had been honest with him, so he told Ron the truth about the

hours he had been spending in Umbridge’s office.

"The old hag!" Ron said in a revolted whisper as they came to a halt in front of the Fat Lady, who was dozing peacefully with her head against her frame. "She’s sick! Go to McGonagall, say


"No," said Harry at once. "I’m not giving her the satisfaction of knowing she’s got to me."

"Got to you? You can’t let her get away with this!"

"I don’t know how much power McGonagall’s got over her," said Harry.

"Dumbledore, then, tell Dumbledore!"

"No," said Harry flatly.

"Why not?"

"He’s got enough on his mind," said Harry, but that was not the true reason. He was not going to

go to Dumbledore for help when Dumbledore had not spoken to him once since June.

"Well, I reckon you should -" Ron began, but he was interrupted by the Fat Lady, who had been

watching them sleepily and now burst out, "Are you going to give me the password or will I have to stay awake all night waiting for you to finish your conversation?"

Friday dawned sullen and sodden as the rest of the week. Though Harry automatically glanced

towards the staff table when he entered the Great Hall, it was without any real hope of seeing

Hagrid, and he turned his mind immediately to his more pressing problems, such as the

mountainous pile of homework he had to do and the prospect of yet another detention with


Two things sustained Harry that day. One was the thought that it was almost the weekend; the

other was that, dreadful though his final detention with Umbridge was sure to be, he had a distant

view of the Quidditch pitch from her window and might, with luck, be able to see something of

Ron’s tryout. These were rather feeble rays of light, it was true, but Harry was grateful for

anything that might lighten his present darkness; he had never had a worse first week of term at


At five o’clock that evening he knocked on Professor Umbridge’s office door for what he

sincerely hoped would be the final time, and was told to enter. The blank parchment lay ready

for him on the lace-covered table, the pointed black quill beside it.

"You know what to do, Mr. Potter," said Umbridge, smiling sweetly at him.

Harry picked up the quill and glanced through the window. If he just shifted his chair an inch or

so to the right... on the pretext of shifting himself closer to the table, he managed it. He now had

a distant view of the Gryffindor Quidditch team soaring up and down the pitch, while half a

dozen black figures stood at the foot of the three high goalposts, apparently awaiting their turn to

Keep. It was impossible to tell which one was Ron at this distance.

I must not tell lies, Harry wrote. The cut in the back of his right hand opened and began to bleed


I must not tell lies. The cut dug deeper, stinging and smarting.

I must not tell lies. Blood trickled down his wrist.

He chanced another glance out of the window. Whoever was defending the goalposts now was

doing a very poor job indeed. Katie Bell scored twice in the few seconds Harry dared to watch.

Hoping very much that the Keeper wasn’t Ron, he dropped his eyes back to the parchment

shining with blood.

I must not tell lies.

I must not tell lies.

He looked up whenever he thought he could risk it; when he could hear the scratching of

Umbridges quill or the opening of a desk drawer. The third person to try out was pretty good, the

fourth was terrible, the fifth dodged a Bludger exceptionally well but then fumbled an easy save.

The sky was darkening, and Harry doubted he would be able to see the sixth and seventh people

at all.

I must not tell lies.

I must not tell lies.

The parchment was now dotted with drops of blood from the back of his hand, which was

searing with pain. When he next looked up, night had fallen and the Quidditch pitch was no

longer visible.

"Let’s see if you’ve gotten the message yet, shall we?" said Umbridges soft voice half an hour later. She moved towards him, stretching out her short ringed fingers for his arm. And then, as she took hold of him to examine the words now cut into his skin, pain seared, not across the back of his hand, but across the scar on his forehead. At the same time, he had a most peculiar sensation somewhere around his midriff.

He wrenched his arm out of her grip and leapt to his feet, staring at her. She looked back at him,

a smile stretching her wide, slack mouth.

"Yes, it hurts, doesn’t it?" she said softly.

He did not answer. His heart was thumping very hard and fast. Was she talking about his hand or

did she know what he had just felt in his forehead?

"Well, I think I’ve made my point, Mr. Potter. You may go."

He caught up his schoolbag and left the room as quickly as he could.

Stay calm, he told himself, as he sprinted up the stairs. Stay calm, it doesn’t necessarily mean

what you think it means...

"Mimbulus mimbletonia!" he gasped at the Fat Lady, who swung forwards once more.

A roar of sound greeted him. Ron came running towards him, beaming all over his face and

slopping Butterbeer down his front from the goblet he was clutching.

"Harry, I did it, I’m in, I’m Keeper!"

"What? Oh - brilliant!" said Harry, trying to smile naturally, while his heart continued to race and his hand throbbed and bled.

"Have a Butterbeer." Ron pressed a bottle on him. "I can’t believe it - where’s Hermione gone?"

"She’s there," said Fred, who was also swigging Butterbeer, and pointed to an armchair by the

fire. Hermione was dozing in it, her drink tipping precariously in her hand.

"Well, she said she was pleased when I told her," said Ron, looking slightly put out.

"Let her sleep," said George hastily. It was a few moments before Harry noticed that several of

the first-years gathered around them bore unmistakable signs of recent nosebleeds.

"Come here, Ron, and see if Oliver’s old robes fit you," called Katie Bell, "we can take off his

name and put yours on instead..."

As Ron moved away, Angelina came striding up to Harry.

"Sorry I was a bit short with you earlier, Potter," she said abruptly. "It’s stressful this managing

lark, you know, I’m starting to think I was a bit hard on Wood sometimes." She was watching

Ron over the rim of her goblet with a slight frown on her face.

"Look, I know he’s your best mate, but he’s not fabulous," she said bluntly. "I think with a bit of

training he’ll be all right, though. He comes from a family of good Quidditch players. I’m

banking on him turning out to have a bit more talent than he showed today, to be honest. Vicky

Frobisher and Geoffrey Hooper both flew better this evening, but Hoopers a real whiner, he’s

always moaning about something or other, and Vicky’s involved in all sorts of societies. She

admitted herself that if training clashed with her Charms Club she’d put Charms first. Anyway,

we’re having a practice session at two o’clock tomorrow, so just make sure you’re there this

time. And do me a favor and help Ron as much as you can, okay?"

He nodded, and Angelina strolled back to Alicia Spinnet. Harry moved over to sit next to

Hermione, who awoke with a jerk as he put down his bag.

"Oh, Harry, it’s you... good about Ron, isn’t it?" she said blearily. "I’m just so-so - so tired," she

yawned. "I was up until one o’clock making more hat s. They’re disappearing like mad!"

And sure enough, now that he looked, Harry saw that there were woolly hats concealed all

around the room where unwary elves might accidentally pick them up.

"Great," said Harry distractedly; if he did not tell somebody soon, he would burst. "Listen,

Hermione, I was just up in Umbridge’s office and she touched my arm."

Hermione listened closely. When Harry had finished, she said slowly "You’re worried You-

Know-Who’s controlling her like he controlled Quirrell?"

"Well," said Harry, dropping his voice, "it’s a possibility, isn’t it?"

"I suppose so," said Hermione, though she sounded unconvinced. "But I don’t think he can

be possessing her the way he possessed Quirrell, I mean, he’s properly alive again now, isn’t he,

he’s got his own body, he wouldn’t need to share someone else’s. He could have her under the

Imperius Curse, I suppose..."

Harry watched Fred, George and Lee Jordan juggling empty Butterbeer bottles for a moment.

Then Hermione said, "But last year your scar hurt when nobody was touching you, and didn’t

Dumbledore say it had to do with what You-Know-Who was feeling at the time? I mean, maybe

this hasn’t got anything to do with Umbridge at all, maybe it’s just coincidence it happened

while you were with her?"

"She’s evil," said Harry flatly. "Twisted."

"She’s horrible, yes, but... Harry, I think you ought to tell Dumbledore your scar hurt."

It was the second time in two days he had been advised to go to Dumbledore and his answer to

Hermione was just the same as his answer to Ron.

"I’m not bothering him with this. Like you just said, its not a big deal. It’s been hurting on and

off all summer - it was just a bit worse tonight, that’s all -"

"Harry, I’m sure Dumbledore would want to be bothered by this -"

"Yeah," said Harry, before he could stop himself, "that’s the only bit of me Dumbledore cares

about, isn’t it, my scar?"

"Don’t say that, it’s not true!"

"I think I’ll write and tell Sirius about it, see what he thinks -"

"Harry, you can’t put something like that in a letter!" said Hermione, looking alarmed. "Don’t

you remember, Moody told us to be careful what we put in writing! We just can’t guarantee owls

aren’t being intercepted any more!"

"All right, all right, I won’t tell him, then!" said Harry irritably. He got to his feet. "I’m going to

bed. Tell Ron for me, will you?"

"Oh no," said Hermione, looking relieved, "if you’re going that means I can go too, without being rude. I’m absolutely exhausted and I want to make some more hats tomorrow. Listen, you can help me if you like, it’s quite fun, I’m getting better, I can do patterns and bobbles and all sorts of things now."

Harry looked into her face, which was shining with glee, and tried to look as though he was

vaguely tempted by this offer.

"Er... no, I don’t think I will, thanks," he said. "Er- not tomorrow. I’ve got loads of homework to


And he traipsed off to the boys’ stairs, leaving her looking slightly disappointed.


Percy and Padfoot

Harry was first to wake up in his dormitory next morning. He lay for a moment watching dust

swirl in the chink of sunlight coming through the gap in his four-posters hangings, and savored

the thought that it was Saturday. The first week of term seemed to have dragged on forever, like

one gigantic History of Magic lesson.

Judging by the sleepy silence and the freshly minted look of that beam of sunlight, it was just

after daybreak. He pulled open the curtains around his bed, got up and started to dress. The only

sound apart from the distant twittering of birds was the slow, deep breathing of his fellow

Gryffindors. He opened his schoolbag carefully, pulled out parchment and quill and headed out

of the dormitory for the common room.

Making straight for his favorite squashy old armchair beside the now extinct fire, Harry settled

himself down comfortably and unrolled his parchment while looking around the room. The

detritus of crumpled-up bits of parchment, old Gobstones, empty ingredient jars and sweet

wrappers that usually covered the common room at the end of each day was gone, as were all

Hermione’s elf hats. Wondering vaguely how many elves had now been set free whether they

wanted to be or not, Harry uncorked his ink bottle, dipped his quill into it, then held it suspended

an inch above the smooth yellowish surface of his parchment, thinking hard... but after a minute

or so he found himself staring into the empty grate, at a complete loss for what to say.

He could now appreciate how hard it had been for Ron and Hermione to write him letters over

the summer. How was he supposed to tell Sirius everything that had happened over the past

week and pose all the questions he was burning to ask without giving potential letter-thieves a lot

of information he did not want them to have?

He sat quite motionless for a while, gazing into the fireplace, then, finally coming to a decision,

he dipped his quill into the ink bottle once more and set it resolutely on the parchment.

Dear Snuffles,

Hope you’re okay, the first week back here’s been terrible, I’m really glad it’s the weekend.

We’ve got a new Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher, Professor Umbridge. She’s nearly as

nice as your mum. I’m writing because that thing I wrote to you about last summer happened

again last night when I was doing a detention with Umbridge.

We’re all missing our biggest friend, we hope he’ll be back soon.

Please write back quickly.



Harry reread the letter several times, trying to see it from the point of view of an outsider. He

could not see how they would know what he was talking about - or who he was talking to - just

from reading this letter. He did hope Sirius would pick up the hint about Hagrid and tell them

when he might be back. Harry did not want to ask directly in case it drew too much attention to

what Hagrid might be up to while he was not at Hogwarts.

Considering it was a very short letter, it had taken a long time to write; sunlight had crept

halfway across the room while he had been working on it and he could now hear distant sounds

of movement from the dormitories above. Sealing the parchment carefully, he climbed through

the portrait hole and headed off for the Owlery.

"I would not go that way if I were you," said Nearly Headless Nick, drifting disconcertingly

through a wall just ahead of Harry as he walked down the passage. "Peeves is planning an

amusing joke on the next person to pass the bust of Paracelsus halfway down the corridor."

"Does it involve Paracelsus falling on top of the persons head?" asked Harry.

"Funnily enough, it does," said Nearly Headless Nick in a bored voice. "Subtlety has never been

Peeves’s strong point. I’m off to try and find the Bloody Baron... he might be able to put a stop

to it... see you, Harry"

"Yeah, bye," said Harry and instead of turning right, he turned left, taking a longer but safer route up to the Owlery. His spirits rose as he walked past window after window showing brilliantly blue sky; he had training later, he would be back on the Quidditch pitch at last.

Something brushed his ankles. He looked down and saw the caretaker’s skeletal grey cat, Mrs.

Norris, slinking past him. She turned lamplike yellow eyes on him for a moment before

disappearing behind a statue of Wilfred the Wistful.

"I’m not doing anything wrong," Harry called after her. She had the unmistakable air of a cat

that was off to report to her boss, yet Harry could not see why; he was perfectly entitled to walk

up to the Owlery on a Saturday morning.

The sun was high in the sky now and when Harry entered the Owlery the glassless windows

dazzled his eyes; thick silvery beams of sunlight crisscrossed the circular room in which

hundreds of owls nestled on rafters, a little restless in the early-morning light, some clearly just

returned from hunting. The straw-covered floor crunched a little as he stepped across tiny animal

bones, craning his neck for a sight of Hedwig.

"There you are," he said, spotting her somewhere near the very top of the vaulted ceiling. "Get

down here, I’ve got a letter for you."

With a low hoot she stretched her great white wings and soared down on to his shoulder.

"Right, I know this says Snuffles on the outside," he told her, giving her the letter to clasp in her

beak and, without knowing exactly why, whispering, "but it’s for Sirius, okay?"

She blinked her amber eyes once and he took that to mean that she understood.

"Safe flight, then," said Harry and he carried her to one of the windows; with a moment’s

pressure on his arm, Hedwig took off into the blindingly bright sky. He watched her until she

became a tiny black speck and vanished, then switched his gaze to Hagrid’s hut, clearly visible

from this window, and just as clearly uninhabited, the chimney smokeless, the curtains drawn.

The treetops of the Forbidden Forest swayed in a light breeze. Harry watched them, savoring

the fresh air on his face, thinking about Quidditch later... then he saw it. A great, reptilian

winged horse, just like the ones pulling the Hogwarts carriages, with leathery black wings spread

wide like a pterodactyl’s, rose up out of the trees like a grotesque, giant bird. It soared in a great

circle, then plunged back into the trees. The whole thing had happened so quickly, Harry could

hardly believe what he had seen, except that his heart was hammering madly.

The Owlery door opened behind him. He leapt in shock and, turning quickly, saw Cho Chang

holding a letter and a parcel in her hands.

"Hi," said Harry automatically.

"Oh... hi," she said breathlessly. "I didn’t think anyone would be up here this early... I only

remembered five minutes ago, it’s my mum’s birthday."

She held up the parcel.

"Right," said Harry. His brain seemed to have jammed. He wanted to say something funny and

interesting, but the memory of that terrible winged horse was fresh in his mind.

"Nice day," he said, gesturing to the windows. His insides seemed to shrivel with embarrassment.

The weather. He was talking about the weather...

"Yeah," said Cho, looking around for a suitable owl. "Good Quidditch conditions. I haven’t been

out all week, have you?"

"No," said Harry.

Cho had selected one of the school barn owls. She coaxed it down on to her arm where it held

out an obliging leg so that she could attach the parcel.

"Hey, has Gryffindor got a new Keeper yet?" she asked.

"Yeah," said Harry. "It’s my friend Ron Weasley, d’you know him?"

"The Tornados-hater?" said Cho rather coolly. "Is he any good?"

"Yeah," said Harry, "I think so. I didn’t see his tryout, though, I was in detention."

Cho looked up, the parcel only half-attached to the owl’s legs.

"That Umbridge woman’s foul," she said in a low voice. "Putting you in detention just because

you told the truth about how - how - how he died. Everyone heard about it, it was all over the

school. You were really brave standing up to her like that."

Harry’s insides re-inflated so rapidly he felt as though he might actually float a few inches off

the dropping-strewn floor. Who cared about a stupid flying horse; Cho thought he had been

really brave. For a moment, he considered accidentally-on-purpose showing her his cut hand as

he helped her tie her parcel on to her owl... but the very instant this thrilling thought occurred,

the Owlery door opened again.

Filch the caretaker came wheezing into the room. There were purple patches on his sunken,

veined cheeks, his jowls were aquiver and his thin grey hair disheveled; he had obviously run

here. Mrs. Norris came trotting at his heels, gazing up at the owls overhead and mewing hungrily.

There was a restless shifting of wings from above and a large brown owl snapped his beak in a

menacing fashion.

"Aha!’ said Filch, taking a flat-footed step toward s Harry, his pouchy cheeks trembling with

anger. "I’ve had a tip-off that you are intending to place a massive order for Dungbombs!"

Harry folded his arms and stared at the caretaker.

"Who told you I was ordering Dungbombs?"

Cho was looking from Harry to Filch, also frowning; the barn owl on her arm, tired of standing

on one leg, gave an admonitory hoot but she ignored it.

"I have my sources," said Filch in a self-satisfied hiss. "Now hand over whatever it is you’re


Feeling immensely thankful that he had not dawdled in posting off the letter, Harry said, "I can’t,

it’s gone."

"Gone?" said Filch, his face contorting with rage.

"Gone," said Harry calmly.

Filch opened his mouth furiously, mouthed for a few seconds, then raked Harrys robes with his


"How do I know you haven’t got it in your pocket?"

"Because -"

"I saw him send it," said Cho angrily.

Filch rounded on her.

"You saw him -?"

"That’s right, I saw him," she said fiercely.

There was a moments pause in which Filch glared at Cho and Cho glared right back, then the

caretaker turned on his heel and shuffled back towards the door. He stopped with his hand on the

handle and looked back at Harry.

"If I get so much as a whiff of a Dungbomb."

He stumped off down the stairs. Mrs. Norris cast a last longing look at the owls and followed


Harry and Cho looked at each other.

"Thanks," Harry said.

"No problem," said Cho, finally fixing the parcel to the barn owl’s other leg, her face slightly

pink. "You weren’t ordering Dungbombs, were you?"

"No," said Harry.

"I wonder why he thought you were, then?" she said as she carried the owl to the window.

Harry shrugged. He was quite as mystified by that as she was, though oddly it was not bothering

him very much at the moment.

They left the Owlery together. At the entrance of a corridor that led towards the west wing of the

castle, Cho said, "I’m going this way. Well, I’ll... I’ll see you around, Harry."

"Yeah... see you."

She smiled at him and departed. Harry walked on, feeling quietly elated. He had managed to

have an entire conversation with her and not embarrassed himself once... you were really brave

standing up to her like that... Cho had called him brave... she did not hate him for being alive...

Of course, she had preferred Cedric, he knew that... though if he’d only asked her to the Ball

before Cedric had, things might have turned out differently... she had seemed sincerely sorry

that she’d had to refuse when Harry asked her...

"Morning," Harry said brightly to Ron and Hermione as he joined them at the Gryffindor table in

the Great Hall.

"What are you looking so pleased about?" said Ron, eyeing Harry in surprise.

"Erm... Quidditch later," said Harry happily, pulling a large platter of bacon and eggs towards


"Oh... yeah..." said Ron. He put down the piece of toast he was eating and took a large swig of

pumpkin juice. Then he said, "Listen... you don’t fancy going out a bit earlier with me, do you?

Just to - er - give me some practice before training? So I can, you know, get my eye in a bit."

"Yeah, okay," said Harry.

"Look, I don’t think you should," said Hermione seriously. "You’re both really behind on

homework as it -"

But she broke off; the morning post was arriving and, as usual, the Daily Prophet was soaring

towards her in the beak of a screech owl, which landed perilously close to the sugar bowl and

held out a leg. Hermione pushed a Knut into its leather pouch, took the newspaper, and scanned

the front page critically as the owl took off.

"Anything interesting?" said Ron. Harry grinned, knowing Ron was keen to keep her off the

subject of homework.

"No," she sighed, "just some guff about the bass player in the Weird Sisters getting married."

Hermione opened the paper and disappeared behind it. Harry devoted himself to another helping

of eggs and bacon. Ron was staring up at the high windows, looking slightly preoccupied.

"Wait a moment," said Hermione suddenly. "Oh no... Sirius!"

"What’s happened?" said Harry, snatching at the paper so violently it ripped down the middle,

with him and Hermione each holding one half.

"‘The Ministry of Magic has received a tip-off from a reliable source that Sirius Black, notorious

mass murderer... blah blah blah... is currently hiding in London!’" Hermione read from her half

in an anguished whisper.

"Lucius Malfoy I’ll bet anything," said Harry in a low, furious voice. "He did recognize Sirius on the platform..."

"What?" said Ron, looking alarmed. "You didn’t say -"

"Shh!" said the other two.

"... ‘warns wizarding community that Black is very dangerous... killed thirteen people... broke

out of Azkaban... ’ the usual rubbish," Hermione concluded, laying down her half of the paper

and looking fearfully at Harry and Ron. "Well, he just won’t be able to leave the house again,

that’s all," she whispered. "Dumbledore did warn him not to."

Harry looked down glumly at the bit of the Prophet he had torn off. Most of the page was devoted to an advertisement for Madam Malkins Robes for All Occasions, which was apparently having a sale.

"Hey!" he said, flattening it down so Hermione and Ron could see it. "Look at this!"

"I’ve got all the robes I want," said Ron.

"No," said Harry. "Look... this little piece here..."

Ron and Hermione bent closer to read it; the item was barely an inch long and placed right at the

bottom of a column. It was headlined:


Sturgis Podmore, 38, of number two, Laburnum Garden s, Clapham, has appeared in front of the

Wizengamot charged with trespass and attempted robbery at the Ministry of Magic on31st

August. Podmore was arrested by Ministry of Magic watchwizard Eric Munch, who found him

attempting to force his way through a top-security door at one o’clock in the morning. Podmore,

who refused to speak in his own defense, was convicted on both charges and sentenced to six

months in Azkaban.

"Sturgis Podmore?" said Ron slowly. "He’s that bloke who looks like his head’s been thatched,

isn’t he? He’s one of the Ord--"

"Ron, shh!" said Hermione, casting a terrified look around them.

"Six months in Azkaban!" whispered Harry, shocked. "Just for trying to get through a door!"

"Don’t be silly, it wasn’t just for trying to get through a door. What on earth was he doing at the

Ministry of Magic at one o’clock in the morning?" breathed Hermione.

"D’you reckon he was doing something for the Order?" Ron muttered.

"Wait a moment..." said Harry slowly. "Sturgis was supposed to come and see us off,


The other two looked at him.

"Yeah, he was supposed to be part of our guard going to King’s Cross, remember? And Moody

was all annoyed because he didn’t turn up; so he couldn’t have been on a job for them, could


"Well, maybe they didn’t expect him to get caught," said Hermione.

"It could be a frame-up!" Ron exclaimed excitedly. "No - listen!" he went on, dropping his voice

dramatically at the threatening look on Hermione’s face. "The Ministry suspects he’s one of

Dumbledore’s lot so - I dunno - they lured him to the Ministry, and he wasn’t trying to get

through a door at all! Maybe they’ve just made something up to get him!"

There was a pause while Harry and Hermione considered this. Harry thought it seemed farfetched.

Hermione, on the other hand, looked rather impressed.

"Do you know, I wouldn’t be at all surprised if that were true."

She folded up her half of the newspaper thoughtfully. As Harry laid down his knife and fork, she

seemed to come out of a reverie.

"Right, well, I think we should tackle that essay for Sprout on self-fertilizing shrubs first and if

we’re lucky we’ll be able to start McGonagall’s Inanimatus Conjurus Spell before lunch..."

Harry felt a small twinge of guilt at the thought of the pile of homework awaiting him upstairs,

but the sky was a clear, exhilarating blue, and he had not been on his Firebolt for a week...

"I mean, we can do it tonight," said Ron, as he and Harry walked down the sloping lawns towards the Quidditch pitch, their broomsticks over their shoulders, and with Hermione’s dire warnings that they would fail all their OWLs still ringing in their ears. "And we’ve got tomorrow. She gets too worked up about work, that’s her trouble..." There was a pause and he added, in a slightly more anxious tone, "D’you think she meant it when she said we weren’t copying from her?"

"Yeah, I do," said Harry. "Still, this is important, too, we’ve got to practice if we want to stay on

the Quidditch team..."

"Yeah, that’s right," said Ron, in a heartened tone. "And we have got plenty of time to do it all..."

As they approached the Quidditch pitch, Harry glanced over to his right to where the trees of the

Forbidden Forest were swaying darkly. Nothing flew out of them; the sky was empty but for a

few distant owls fluttering around the Owlery tower. He had enough to worry about; the flying

horse wasn’t doing him any harm; he pushed it out of his mind.

They collected balls from the cupboard in the changing room and set to work, Ron guarding the

three tall goalposts, Harry playing Chaser and trying to get the Quaffle past Ron. Harry thought

Ron was pretty good; he blocked three-quarters of the goals Harry attempted to put past him and

played better the longer they practiced. After a couple of hours they returned to the castle for

lunch - during which Hermione made it quite clear she thought they were irresponsible -- then

returned to the Quidditch pitch for the real training session. All their teammates but Angelina

were already in the changing room when they entered.

"All right, Ron?" said George, winking at him.

"Yeah," said Ron, who had become quieter and quieter all the way down to the pitch.

"Ready to show us all up, Ickle Prefect?" said Fred, emerging tousle-haired from the neck of his

Quidditch robes, a slightly malicious grin on his face.

"Shut up," said Ron, stony-faced, pulling on his own team robes for the first time. They fitted

him well considering they had been Oliver Wood’s, who was rather broader in the shoulder.

"Okay, everyone," said Angelina, entering from the Captain’s office, already changed. "Let’s get to it; Alicia and Fred, if you can just bring out the ball crate for us. Oh, and there are a couple of

people out there watching but I want you to just ignore them, all right?"

Something in her would-be casual voice made Harry think he might know who the uninvited

spectators were, and sure enough, when they left the changing room for the bright sunlight of the

pitch it was to a storm of catcalls and jeers from the Slytherin Quidditch team and assorted

hangers-on, who were grouped halfway up the empty stands and whose voices echoed loudly

around the stadium.

"What’s that Weasley’s riding?’" Malfoy called in his sneering drawl. "Why would anyone put a

flying charm on a mouldy old log like that?"

Crabbe, Goyle and Pansy Parkinson guffawed and shrieked with laughter. Ron mounted his

broom and kicked off from the ground and Harry followed him, watching his ears turn red from


"Ignore them," he said, accelerating to catch up with Ron, "we’ll see who’s laughing after we

play them..."

"Exactly the attitude I want, Harry," said Angelina approvingly, soaring around them with the

Quaffle under her arm and slowing to hover on the spot in front of her airborne team. "Okay,

everyone, we’re going to start with some passes just to warm up, the whole team please -"

"Hey, Johnson, what’s with that hairstyle, anyway?" shrieked Pansy Parkinson from below. "Why would anyone want to look like they’ve got worms coming out of their head?"

Angelina swept her long braided hair out of her face and continued calmly, "Spread out, then,

and let’s see what we can do..."

Harry reversed away from the others to the far side of the pitch. Ron fell back towards the

opposite goal. Angelina raised the Quaffle with one hand and threw it hard to Fred, who passed

to George, who passed to Harry, who passed to Ron, who dropped it.

The Slytherins, led by Malfoy, roared and screamed with laughter. Ron, who had pelted towards

the ground to catch the Quaffle before it landed, pulled out of the dive untidily, so that he slipped

sideways on his broom, and returned to playing height, blushing. Harry saw Fred and George

exchange looks, but uncharacteristically neither of them said anything, for which he was grateful.

"Pass it on, Ron," called Angelina, as though nothing had happened.

Ron threw the Quaffle to Alicia, who passed back to Harry, who passed to George...

"Hey, Potter, how’s your scar feeling?" called Malfoy. "Sure you don’t need a lie down? It must

be, what, a whole week since you were in the hospital wing, that’s a record for you, isn’t it?"

George passed to Angelina; she reverse-passed to Harry, who had not been expecting it, but

caught it in the very tips of his fingers and passed it quickly to Ron, who lunged for it and missed

by inches.

"Come on now, Ron," said Angelina crossly, as he dived for the ground again, chasing the

Quaffle. "Pay attention."

It would have been hard to say whether Ron’s face or the Quaffle was a deeper scarlet when he

again returned to playing height. Malfoy and the rest of the Slytherin team were howling with


On his third attempt, Ron caught the Quaffle; perhaps out of relief he passed it on so

enthusiastically that it soared straight through Katie’s outstretched hands and hit her hard in the


"Sorry!" Ron groaned, zooming forwards to see whether he had done any damage.

"Get back in position, she’s fine!" barked Angelina. "But as you’re passing to a teammate, do try

not to knock her off her broom, won’t you? We’ve got Bludgers for that!"

Katie’s nose was bleeding. Down below, the Slytherins were stamping their feet and jeering.

Fred and George converged on Katie.

"Here, take this," Fred told her, handing her something small and purple from out of his pocket,

"it’ll clear it up in no time."

"All right," called Angelina, "Fred, George, go and get your bats and a Bludger. Ron, get up to

the goalposts. Harry, release the Snitch when I say so. We’re going to aim for Ron’s goal,


Harry zoomed off after the twins to fetch the Snitch.

"Ron’s making a right pig’s ear of things, isn’t he?" muttered George, as the three of them landed at the crate containing the balls and opened it to extract one of the Bludgers and the Snitch.

"He’s just nervous," said Harry, "he was fine when I was practicing with him this morning."

"Yeah, well, I hope he hasn’t peaked too soon," said Fred gloomily.

They returned to the air. When Angelina blew her whistle, Harry released the Snitch and Fred

and George let fly the Bludger. From that moment on, Harry was barely aware of what the others

were doing. It was his job to recapture the tiny fluttering golden ball that was worth a hundred

and fifty points to the Seeker’s team and doing so required enormous speed and skill. He

accelerated, rolling and swerving in and out of the Chasers, the warm autumn air whipping his

face, and the distant yells of the Slytherins so much meaningless roaring in his ears... but too

soon, the whistle brought him to a halt again.

"Stop - stop - STOP!" screamed Angelina. "Ron - you’re not covering your middle post!"

Harry looked round at Ron, who was hovering in front of the left-hand hoop, leaving the other

two completely unprotected.

"Oh... sorry..."

"You keep shifting around while you’re watching the Chasers!" said Angelina. "Either stay in

center position until you have to move to defend a hoop, or else circle the hoops, but don’t drift

vaguely off to one side, that’s how you let in the last three goals!"

"Sorry..." Ron repeated, his red face shining like a beacon against the bright blue sky.

"And Katie, can’t you do something about that nosebleed?"

"It’s just getting worse!" said Katie thickly, attempting to stem the flow with her sleeve.

Harry glanced round at Fred, who was looking anxious and checking his pockets. He saw Fred

pull out something purple, examine it for a second and then look round at Katie, evidently


"Well, let’s try again," said Angelina. She was ignoring the Slytherins, who had now set up a

chant of "Gryffindor are losers, Gryffindor are losers," but there was a certain rigidity about her

seat on the broom nevertheless.

This time they had been flying for barely three minutes when Angelina’s whistle sounded. Harry,

who had just sighted the Snitch circling the opposite goalpost, pulled up feeling distinctly


"What now?" he said impatiently to Alicia, who was nearest.

"Katie," she said shortly.

Harry turned and saw Angelina, Fred and George all flying as fast as they could towards Katie.

Harry and Alicia sped towards her, too. It was plain that Angelina had stopped training just in

time; Katie was now chalk white and covered in blood.

"She needs the hospital wing," said Angelina.

"We’ll take her," said Fred. "She - er - might have swallowed a Blood Blisterpod by mistake -"

"Well, there’s no point continuing with no Beaters and a Chaser gone," said Angelina glumly as

Fred and George zoomed off towards the castle supporting Katie between them. "Come on, let’s

go and get changed."

The Slytherins continued to chant as they trailed back into the changing rooms.

"How was practice?" asked Hermione rather coolly half an hour later, as Harry and Ron climbed

through the portrait hole into the Gryffindor common room.

"It was -" Harry began.

"Completely lousy," said Ron in a hollow voice, sinking into a chair beside Hermione. She

looked up at Ron and her frostiness seemed to melt.

"Well, it was only your first one," she said consolingly, "it’s bound to take time to -"

"Who said it was me who made it lousy?" snapped Ron.

"No one," said Hermione, looking taken aback, "I thought -"

"You thought I was bound to be rubbish?"

"No, of course I didn’t! Look, you said it was lousy so I just -"

"I’m going to get started on some homework," said Ron angrily and stomped off to the staircase

to the boys’ dormitories and vanished from sight. Hermione turned to Harry.

"Was he lousy?"

"No," said Harry loyally.

Hermione raised her eyebrows.

"Well, I suppose he could’ve played better," Harry muttered, "but it was only the first training

session, like you said..."

Neither Harry nor Ron seemed to make much headway with their homework that night. Harry

knew Ron was too preoccupied with how badly he had performed at Quidditch practice and he

himself was having difficulty in getting the "Gryffindor are losers" chant out of his head.

They spent the whole of Sunday in the common room, buried in their books while the room

around them filled up, then emptied. It was another clear, fine day and most of their fellow

Gryffindors spent the day out in the grounds, enjoying what might well be some of the last

sunshine that year. By the evening, Harry felt as though somebody had been beating his brain

against the inside of his skull.

"You know, we probably should try and get more homework done during the week," Harry

muttered to Ron, as they finally laid aside Professor McGonagall’s long essay on the Inanimatus

Conjurus Spell and turned miserably to Professor Sinistra’s equally long and difficult essay

about Jupiter’s many moons.

"Yeah," said Ron, rubbing slightly bloodshot eyes and throwing his fifth spoiled bit of parchment into the fire beside them. "Listen... shall we just ask Hermione if we can have a look at what she’s done?"

Harry glanced over at her; she was sitting with Crookshanks on her lap and chatting merrily to

Ginny as a pair of knitting needles flashed in midair in front of her, now knitting a pair of

shapeless elf socks.

"No," he said heavily, "you know she won’t let us."

And so they worked on while the sky outside the windows became steadily darker. Slowly, the

crowd in the common room began to thin again. At half past eleven, Hermione wandered over to

them, yawning.

"Nearly done?"

"No," said Ron shortly.

"Jupiter’s biggest moon is Ganymede, not Callisto," she said, pointing over Ron’s shoulder at a

line in his Astronomy essay, "and it’s lo that’s got the volcanoes."

"Thanks," snarled Ron, scratching out the offending sentences.

"Sorry, I only -"

"Yeah, well, if you’ve just come over here to criticize -"

"Ron -"

"I haven’t got time to listen to a sermon, all right, Hermione, I’m up to my neck in it here -"

"No - look!"

Hermione was pointing to the nearest window. Harry and Ron both looked over. A handsome

screech owl was standing on the windowsill, gazing into the room at Ron.

"Isn’t that Hermes?" said Hermione, sounding amazed.

"Blimey, it is!" said Ron quietly, throwing down his quill and getting to his feet. "What’s Percy

writing to me for?"

He crossed to the window and opened it; Hermes flew inside, landed on Ron’s essay and held out

a leg to which a letter was attached. Ron took the letter off it and the owl departed at once,

leaving inky footprints across Ron’s drawing of the moon lo.

"That’s definitely Percy’s handwriting," said Ron, s inking back into his chair and staring at the

words on the outside of the scroll: Ronald Weasley, Gryffindor House, Hogwarts. He looked up

at the other two. "What d’you reckon?"

"Open it!" said Hermione eagerly, and Harry nodded.

Ron unrolled the scroll and began to read. The further down the parchment his eyes traveled, the

more pronounced became his scowl. When he had finished reading, he looked disgusted. He

thrust the letter at Harry and Hermione, who leaned towards each other to read it together:

Dear Ron,

I have only just heard (from no less a person than the Minister for Magic himself, who has it

from your new teacher, Professor Umbridge) that you have become a Hogwarts prefect.

I was most pleasantly surprised when I heard this news and must firstly offer my congratulations.

I must admit that I have always been afraid that you would take what we might call the ‘Fred and George’ route, rather than following in my footsteps, so you can imagine my feelings on hearing you have stopped flouting authority and have decided to shoulder some real responsibility.

But I want to give you more than congratulations, Ron, I want to give you some advice, which is

why I am sending this at night rather than by the usual morning post. Hopefully, you will be able

to read this away from prying eyes and avoid awkward questions.

From something the Minister let slip when telling me you are now a prefect, I gather that you are

still seeing a lot of Harry Potter. I must tell you, Ron, that nothing could put you in danger of

losing your badge more than continued fraternization with that boy. Yes, I am sure you are

surprised to hear this - no doubt you will say that Potter has always been Dumbledore’s favorite

-- but I feel bound to tell you that Dumbledore may not be in charge at Hogwarts much longer

and the people who count have a very different - and probably more accurate - view of Potter’s

behavior. I shall say no more here, but if you look at the Daily Prophet tomorrow you will get a

good idea of the way the wind is blowing -- and see if you can spot yours truly!

Seriously, Ron, you do not want to be tarred with the same brush as Potter, it could be very

damaging to your future prospects, and I am talking here about life after school, too. As you

must be aware, given that our father escorted him to court, Potter had a disciplinary hearing this

summer in front of the whole Wizengamot and he did not come out of it looking too good. He

got off on a mere technicality, if you ask me, and many of the people I’ve spoken to remain

convinced of his guilt.

It may be that you are afraid to sever ties with Potter - I know that he can be unbalanced and, for

all I know, violent - but if you have any worries about this, or have spotted anything else in

Potter’s behavior that is troubling you, I urge you to speak to Dolores Umbridge, a truly

delightful woman who I know will be only too happy to advise you.

This leads me to my other bit of advice. As I have hinted above, Dumbledore’s regime at

Hogwarts may soon be over. Your loyalty, Ron, should be not to him, but to the school and the

Ministry. I am very sorry to hear that, so far, Professor Umbridge is encountering very little cooperation from staff as she strives to make those necessary changes within Hogwarts that the

Ministry so ardently desires (although she should find this easier from next week -- again, see

the Daily Prophet tomorrow!). I shall say only this - a student who shows himself willing to help

Professor Umbridge now may be very well-placed for Head Boyship in a couple of years!

I am sorry that I was unable to see more of you over the summer. It pains me to criticize our

parents, but I am afraid I can no longer live under their roof while they remain mixed up with the

dangerous crowd around Dumbledore. (If you are writing to Mother at any point, you might tell

her that a certain Sturgis Podmore, who is a great friend of Dumbledore’s, has recently been sent to Azkaban for trespass at the Ministry. Perhaps that will open their eyes to the kind of petty

criminals with whom they are currently rubbing shoulders.) I count myself very lucky to have

escaped the stigma of association with such people - the Minister really could not be more

gracious to me -- and I do hope, Ron, that you will not allow family ties to blind you to the

misguided nature of our parents’ beliefs and actions, either. I sincerely hope that, in time, they

will realize how mistaken they were and I shall, of course, be ready to accept a full apology when that day comes.

Please think over what I have said most carefully, particularly the bit about Harry Potter, and

congratulations again on becoming prefect.

Your brother,


Harry looked up at Ron.

"Well," he said, trying to sound as though he found the whole thing a joke, "if you want to - er -

what is it?" - he checked Percy’s letter - "Oh yeah - ‘severe ties’ with me, I swear I won’t get violent."

"Give it back," said Ron, holding out his hand. "He is -" Ron said jerkily, tearing Percy’s letter in half "the world’s -" he tore it into quarters "biggest -" he tore it into eighths "git." He threw the pieces into the fire.

"Come on, we’ve got to get this finished sometime before dawn," he said briskly to Harry,

pulling Professor Sinistra’s essay back towards him.

Hermione was looking at Ron with an odd expression on her face.

"Oh, give them here," she said abruptly.

"What?" said Ron.

"Give them to me, I’ll look through them and correct them," she said.

"Are you serious? Ah, Hermione, you’re a life-saver," said Ron, "what can I -?"

"What you can say is, promise we’ll never leave our homework this late again," she said,

holding out both hands for their essays, but she looked slightly amused all the same.

"Thanks a million, Hermione," said Harry weakly, passing over his essay and sinking back into

his armchair, rubbing his eyes.

It was now past midnight and the common room was deserted but for the three of them and

Crookshanks. The only sound was that of Hermione’s quill scratching out sentences here and

there on their essays and the ruffle of pages as she checked various facts in the reference books

strewn across the table. Harry was exhausted. He also felt an odd, sick, empty feeling in his

stomach that had nothing to do with tiredness and everything to do with the letter now curling

blackly in the heart of the fire.

He knew that half the people inside Hogwarts thought him strange, even mad; he knew that

the Daily Prophet had been making snide allusions to him for months, but there was something

about seeing it written down like that in Percys writing, about knowing that Percy was advising

Ron to drop him and even to tell tales about him to Umbridge, that made his situation real to him

as nothing else had. He had known Percy for four years, had stayed in his house during the

summer holidays, shared a tent with him during the Quidditch World Cup, had even been

awarded full marks by him in the second task of the Triwizard Tournament last year, yet now,

Percy thought him unbalanced and possibly violent.

And with a surge of sympathy for his godfather, Harry thought Sirius was probably the only

person he knew who could really understand how he felt at the moment, because Sirius was in

the same situation. Nearly everyone in the wizarding world thought Sirius a dangerous murderer

and a great Voldemort supporter and he had had to live with that knowledge for fourteen years...

Harry blinked. He had just seen something in the fire that could not have been there. It had

flashed into sight and vanished immediately. No... it could not have been... he had imagined it

because he had been thinking about Sirius...

"Okay, write that down," Hermione said to Ron, pushing his essay and a sheet covered in her own writing back to Ron, "then add this conclusion I’ve written for you."

"Hermione, you are honestly the most wonderful person I’ve ever met," said Ron weakly, "and if

I’m ever rude to you again -"

"- I’ll know you’re back to normal," said Hermione. "Harry, yours is okay except for this bit at the end, I think you must have misheard Professor Sinistra, Europa’s covered in ice, not mice -


Harry had slid off his chair on to his knees and was now crouching on the singed and threadbare

hearthrug, gazing into the flames.

"Er - Harry?" said Ron uncertainly. "Why are you down there?"

"Because I’ve just seen Sirius’s head in the fire," said Harry.

He spoke quite calmly; after all, he had seen Sirius’s head in this very fire the previous year and

talked to it, too; nevertheless, he could not be sure that he had really seen it this time... it had

vanished so quickly...

"Sirius’s head?" Hermione repeated. "You mean like when he wanted to talk to you during the

Triwizard Tournament? But he wouldn’t do that now, it would be too - Sirius!"

She gasped, gazing at the fire; Ron dropped his quill. There in the middle of the dancing flames

sat Sirius’s head, long dark hair falling around his grinning face.

"I was starting to think you’d go to bed before everyone else had disappeared," he said. "I’ve

been checking every hour."

"You’ve been popping into the fire every hour?" Harry said, half-laughing.

"Just for a few seconds to check if the coast was clear."

"But what if you’d been seen?" said Hermione anxiously.

"Well, I think a girl - first-year, by the look of her - might’ve got a glimpse of me earlier, but

don’t worry" Sirius said hastily, as Hermione clapped a hand to her mouth, "I was gone the

moment she looked back at me and I’ll bet she just thought I was an oddly-shaped log or


"But, Sirius, this is taking an awful risk -" Hermione began.

"You sound like Molly," said Sirius. "This was the only way I could come up with of answering

Harrys letter without resorting to a code - and codes are breakable."

At the mention of Harry’s letter, Hermione and Ron both turned to stare at him.

"You didn’t say you’d written to Sirius!" said Hermione accusingly.

"I forgot," said Harry, which was perfectly true; h is meeting with Cho in the Owlery had driven

everything before it out of his mind. "Don’t look at me like that, Hermione, there was no way

anyone would have got secret information out of it, was there, Sirius?"

"No, it was very good," said Sirius, smiling. "Anyway, we’d better be quick, just in case we’re

disturbed - your scar."

"What about -?" Ron began, but Hermione interrupted him. "We’ll tell you afterwards. Go on,


"Well, I know it can’t be fun when it hurts, but we don’t think it’s anything to really worry about. It kept aching all last year, didn’t it?"

"Yeah, and Dumbledore said it happened whenever Voldemort was feeling a powerful emotion,"

said Harry, ignoring, as usual, Ron and Hermione’s winces. "So maybe he was just, I dunno,

really angry or something the night I had that detention."

"Well, now he’s back it’s bound to hurt more often," said Sirius.

"So you don’t think it had anything to do with Umbridge touching me when I was in detention

with her?" Harry asked.

"I doubt it," said Sirius. "I know her by reputation and I’m sure she’s no Death Eater -"

"She’s foul enough to be one," said Harry darkly, and Ron and Hermione nodded vigorously in


"Yes, but the world isn’t split into good people and Death Eaters," said Sirius with a wry smile. "I know she’s a nasty piece of work, though -- you should hear Remus talk about her."

"Does Lupin know her?" asked Harry quickly, remembering Umbridge’s comments about

dangerous half-breeds during her first lesson.

"No," said Sirius, "but she drafted a bit of anti-werewolf legislation two years ago that makes it

almost impossible for him to get a job."

Harry remembered how much shabbier Lupin looked these days and his dislike of Umbridge

deepened even further.

"What’s she got against werewolves?" said Hermione angrily.

"Scared of them, I expect," said Sirius, smiling at her indignation. "Apparently she loathes part humans; she campaigned to have merpeople rounded up and tagged last year, too. Imagine

wasting your time and energy persecuting merpeople when there are little toerags like Kreacher

on the loose."

Ron laughed but Hermione looked upset.

"Sirius!" she said reproachfully. "Honestly, if you made a bit of an effort with Kreacher, I’m sure he’d respond. After all, you are the only member of his family he’s got left, and Professor

Dumbledore said -"

"So, what are Umbridge’s lessons like?" Sirius interrupted. "Is she training you all to kill half-breeds?"

"No," said Harry, ignoring Hermione’s affronted look at being cut off in her defense of Kreacher. "She’s not letting us use magic at all!"

"All we do is read the stupid textbook," said Ron.

"Ah, well, that figures," said Sirius. "Our information from inside the Ministry is that Fudge

doesn’t want you trained in combat."

"Trained in combat!" repeated Harry incredulously. "What does he think we’re doing here,

forming some sort of wizard army?"

"That’s exactly what he thinks you’re doing," said Sirius, "or, rather, that’s exactly what he’s

afraid Dumbledore’s doing - forming his own private army, with which he will be able to take on

the Ministry of Magic."

There was a pause at this, then Ron said, "That’s the most stupid thing I’ve ever heard, including

all the stuff that Luna Lovegood comes out with."

"So we’re being prevented from learning Defense Against the Dark Arts because Fudge is scared

we’ll use spells against the Ministry?" said Hermione, looking furious.

"Yep," said Sirius. "Fudge thinks Dumbledore will stop at nothing to seize power. He’s getting

more paranoid about Dumbledore by the day. It’s a matter of time before he has Dumbledore

arrested on some trumped-up charge."

This reminded Harry of Percy’s letter.

"D’you know if there’s going to be anything about Dumbledore in the Daily Prophet tomorrow?

Ron’s brother Percy reckons there will be -"

"I don’t know," said Sirius, "I haven’t seen anyone from the Order all weekend, they’re all busy.

It’s just been Kreacher and me here."

There was a definite note of bitterness in Sirius’s voice.

"So you haven’t had any news about Hagrid, either?"

"Ah..." said Sirius, "well, he was supposed to be back by now, no one’s sure what’s happened to

him." Then, seeing their stricken faces, he added quickly, "But Dumbledore’s not worried, so

don’t you three get yourselves in a state; I’m sure Hagrid’s fine."

"But if he was supposed to be back by now..." said Hermione in a small, anxious voice.

"Madame Maxime was with him, we’ve been in touch with her and she says they got separated

on the journey home - but there’s nothing to suggest he’s hurt or - well, nothing to suggest he’s

not perfectly okay."

Unconvinced, Harry, Ron and Hermione exchanged worried looks.

"Listen, don’t go asking too many questions about Hagrid," said Sirius hastily, "it’ll just draw

even more attention to the fact that he’s not back and I know Dumbledore doesn’t want that.

Hagrid’s tough, he’ll be okay." And when they did not appear cheered by this, Sirius added,

"When’s your next Hogsmeade weekend, anyway? I was thinking, we got away with the dog

disguise at the station, didn’t we? I thought I could --"

"NO!" said Harry and Hermione together, very loudly.

"Sirius, didn’t you see the Daily Prophet?" said Hermione anxiously.

"Oh, that," said Sirius, grinning, "they’re always guessing where I am, they haven’t really got a

clue -"

"Yeah, but we think this time they have,’ said Harry. "Something Malfoy said on the train made

us think he knew it was you, and his father was on the platform, Sirius - you know, Lucius

Malfoy - so don’t come up here, whatever you do. If Malfoy recognizes you again -"

"All right, all right, I’ve got the point," said Sirius. He looked most displeased. "Just an idea,

thought you might like to get together."

"I would, I just don’t want you chucked back in Azkaban!" said Harry.

There was a pause in which Sirius looked out of the fire at Harry, a crease between his sunken


"You’re less like your father than I thought," he said finally, a definite coolness in his voice. "The risk would’ve been what made it fun for James."

"Look -"

"Well, I’d better get going, I can hear Kreacher coming down the stairs," said Sirius, but Harry

was sure he was lying. "I’ll write to tell you a time I can make it back into the fire, then, shall I? If you can stand to risk it?"

There was a tiny pop, and the place where Sirius’s head had been was flickering flame once



The Hogwarts High Inquisitor

They had expected to have to comb Hermione’s Daily Prophet carefully next morning to find the article Percy had mentioned in his letter. However, the departing delivery owl had barely cleared the top of the milk jug when Hermione let out a huge gasp and flattened the newspaper to reveal a large photograph of Dolores Umbridge, smiling widely and blinking slowly at them from beneath the headline.




"Umbridge - Inquisitor?" said Harry darkly, his half-eaten piece of toast slipping from his fingers. "What does that maen?" Hermione rad aloud:

"In a surprise move last night the Ministry of Magic passed new legislation giving itself an

unprecedented level of control at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry.

"‘The Minister has been growing uneasy about goings-on at Hogwarts for some time,’ said junior Assistant to the Minister, Percy Weasley. ‘He is now responding to concerns voiced by anxious parents, who feel the school may be moving in a direction they do not approve.’

"This is not the first time in recent weeks that the Minister, Cornelius Fudge, has used new laws

to effect improvements at the wizarding school. As recently as August 30th, Educational Decree

Number Twenty-two was passed, to ensure that, in the event of the current Headmaster being

unable to provide a candidate for a teaching post, the Ministry should select an appropriate

person. ‘That’s how Dolores Umbridge came to be appointed to the teaching staff at Hogwarts,’ said Weasley last night. ‘Dumboldore couldn’t find anyone so the Minister put in Umbridge, and of course, she’s been an immediate success --’"

"She’s been a WHAT?" said Harry loudly.

"Wait, there’s more," said Hermione grimly.

"‘--an immediate success, totally revolutionizing the teaching of Defense Against the Dark Arts

and providing the Minister with on-the-ground feedback about what’s really happening at


"It is this last function that the Ministry has now formalized with the passing of Educational

Decree Number Twenty-three, which creates the new position of Hogwarts High Inquisitor.

"‘This is an exciting new phase in the Minister’s plan to get to grips with what some are calling the falling standards at Hogwarts,’ said Weasley. ‘The Inquisitor will have powers to inspect her

fellow educators and make sure that they are coming up to scratch. Professor Umbridge has been offered this position in addition to her own teaching post and we are delighted to say that she has accepted.’

"The Ministry’s new moves have received enthusiastic support from parents of students at


‘I feel much easier in my mind now that I know Dumbledore is being subjected to fair and

objective evaluation,’ said Mr. Lucius Malfoy, 41, speaking from his Wiltshire mansion last

night. ‘Many of us with our children’s best interests at heart have been concerned about some of

Dumbledore’s eccentric decisions in the last few years and are glad to know that the Ministry is

keeping an eye on the situation.’

"Among those eccentric decisions are undoubtedly the controversial staff appointments previously described in this newspaper, which have included the employment of werewolf Remus Lupin, half-giant Rubeus Hagrid and delusional ex-Auror, ‘Mad - Eye’ Moody.

"Rumors abound, of course, that Albus Dumbledore, once Supreme Mugwump of the

International Confederation of Wizards and Chief Warlock of the Wizengamot, is no longer up

to the task of managing the prestigious school of Hogwarts

"‘I think the appointment of the Inquisitor is a first step towards ensuring that Hogwarts has a

headmaster in whom we can all repose our confidence,’ said a Ministry insider last night.

"Wizengamot elders Griselda Marchbanks and Tiberius Ogden have resigned in protest at the

introduction of the post of Inquisitor to Hogwarts.

"‘Hogwarts is a school, not an outpost of Cornelius Fudge’s office,’ said Madam Marchbanks. ‘This is a further disgusting attempt to discredit Albus Dumbledore.’

"(For a full account of Madam Marchbanks’s alleged links to subversive goblin groups, turn to

page seventeen.)"

Hermione finished reading and looked across the table at the other two.

"So now we know how we ended up with Umbridge! Fudge passed this Decree and forced her

on us! And now he’s given her the power to inspect the other teachers!" Hermione was breathing

fast and her eyes were very bright. "I can’t believe this. It’s outrageous!"

"I know it is," said Harry. He looked down at his right hand, clenched on the table-top, and saw

the faint white outline of the words Umbridge had forced him to cut into his skin.

But a grin was unfurling on Ron’s face.

"What?" said Harry and Hermione together, staring at him.

"Oh, I can’t wait to see McGonagall inspected," said Ron happily. "Umbridge won’t know what’s hit her."

"Well, come on," said Hermione, jumping up, "we’d better get going, if she’s inspecting Binns’s

class we don’t want to be late..."

But Professor Umbridge was not inspecting their History of Magic lesson, which was just as dull

as the previous Monday, nor was she in Snape’s dungeon when they arrived for double Potions,

where Harry’s moonstone essay was handed back to him with a large, spiky black ‘D’ scrawled

in an upper corner.

"I have awarded you the grades you would have received if you presented this work in your

OWL," said Snape with a smirk, as he swept among them, passing back their homework. "This

should give you a realiztic idea of what to expect in the examination."

Snape reached the front of the class and turned on his heel to face them.

"The general standard of this homework was abysmal. Most of you would have failed had this

been your examination. I expect to see a great deal more effort for this weeks essay on the

various varieties of venom antidotes, or I shall have to start handing out detentions to those

dunces who get a D."

He smirked as Malfoy sniggered and said in a carrying whisper, "Some people got a D? Ha!"

Harry realized that Hermione was looking sideways to see what grade he had received; he slid

his moonstone essay back into his bag as quickly as possible, feeling that he would rather keep

that information private.

Determined not to give Snape an excuse to fail him this lesson, Harry read and reread every line

of instructions on the blackboard at least three times before acting on them. His Strengthening

Solution was not precisely the clear turquoise shade of Hermione’s but it was at least blue rather

than pink, like Neville’s, and he delivered a flask of it to Snape’s desk at the end of the lesson

with a feeling of mingled defiance and relief.

"Well, that wasn’t as bad as last week, was it?" said Hermione, as they climbed the steps out of

the dungeon and made their way across the Entrance Hall towards lunch. "And the homework

didn’t go too badly, either, did it?"

When neither Ron nor Harry answered, she pressed on, "I mean, all right, I didn’t expect the top

grade, not if he’s marking to OWL standard, but a pass is quite encouraging at this stage,

wouldn’t you say?"

Harry made a non-committal noise in his throat.

"Of course, a lot can happen between now and the exam, we’ve got plenty of time to improve,

but the grades we’re getting now are a sort of baseline, aren’t they? Something we can build


They sat down together at the Gryffindor table.

"Obviously, I’d have been thrilled if I’d got an O -"

"Hermione," said Ron sharply "if you want to know what grades we got, ask."

"I don’t - I didn’t mean - well, if you want to tell me -"

"I got a P," said Ron, ladling soup into his bowl. "Happy?"

"Well, that’s nothing to be ashamed of," said Fred, who had just arrived at the table with George

and Lee Jordan and was sitting down on Harry’s right. "Nothing wrong with a good healthy P."

"But," said Hermione, "doesn’t P stand for..."

"Poor, yeah," said Lee Jordan. "Still, better than D, isn’t it? ‘Dreadful’?"

Harry felt his face grow warm and faked a small coughing fit over his roll. When he emerged

from this he was sorry to find that Hermione was still in full flow about OWL grades.

"So top grade’s O for ‘Outstanding’," she was saying, ‘and then there’s A-"

"No, E," George corrected her, "E for ‘Exceeds Expectations’. And I’ve always thought Fred and I should’ve got E in everything, because we exceeded expectations just by turning up for the exams."

They all laughed except Hermione, who ploughed on, "So, after E it’s A for ‘Acceptable’, and that’s the last pass grade, isn’t it?"

"Yep," said Fred, dunking an entire roll in his soup, transferring it to his mouth and swallowing it whole.

"Then you get P for ‘Poor’-" Ron raised both his arms in mock celebration - "and D for ‘Dreadful’."

"And then T," George reminded him.

"T?" asked Hermione, looking appalled. "Even lower than a D? What on earth does that stand for?"

"Troll", said George promptly.

Harry laughed again, though he was not sure whether or not George was joking. He imagined

trying to conceal from Hermione that he had received T’s in all his OWLs and immediately

resolved to work harder from now on.

"You lot had an inspected lesson yet?" Fred asked them.

"No," said Hermione at once. "Have you?"

"Just now, before lunch," said George. "Charms."

"What was it like?" Harry and Hermione asked together.

Fred shrugged.

"Not that bad. Umbridge just lurked in the corner making notes on a clipboard. You know what

Flitwick’s like, he treated her like a guest, didn’t seem to bother him at all. She didn’t say much.

Asked Alicia a couple of questions about what the classes are normally like, Alicia told her they

were really good, that was it."

"I can’t see old Flitwick getting marked down," said George, "he usually gets everyone through

their exams all right."

"Who’ve you got this afternoon?" Fred asked Harry.

"Trelawney -"

"A T if ever I saw one."

"- and Umbridge herself."

"Well, be a good boy and keep your temper with Umbridge today" said George. "Angelina’ll do

her nut if you miss any more Quidditch practices."

But Harry did not have to wait for Defense Against the Dark Arts to meet Professor Umbridge.

He was pulling out his dream diary in a seat at the very back of the shadowy Divination room

when Ron elbowed him in the ribs and, looking round, he saw Professor Umbridge emerging

through the trapdoor in the floor. The class, which had been talking cheerily fell silent at once.

The abrupt fall in the noise level made Professor Trelawney, who had been wafting about

handing out copies of The Dream Oracle, look round.

"Good afternoon, Professor Trelawney," said Professor Umbridge with her wide smile. "You

received my note, I trust? Giving the time and date of your inspection?"

Professor Trelawney nodded curtly and, looking very disgruntled, turned her back on Professor

Umbridge and continued to give out books. Still smiling, Professor Umbridge grasped the back

of the nearest armchair and pulled it to the front of the class so that it was a few inches behind

Professor Trelawneys seat. She then sat down, took her clipboard from her flowery bag and

looked up expectantly, waiting for the class to begin.

Professor Trelawney pulled her shawls tight about her with slightly trembling hands and

surveyed the class through her hugely magnifying lenses.

"We shall be continuing our study of prophetic dreams today," she said in a brave attempt at her

usual mystic tones, though her voice shook slightly. "Divide into pairs, please, and interpret each

other’s latest night-time visions with the aid of the Oracle."

She made as though to sweep back to her seat, saw Professor Umbridge sitting right beside it,

and immediately veered left towards Parvati and Lavender, who were already deep in discussion

about Parvati’s most recent dream.

Harry opened his copy of The Dream Oracle, watching Umbridge covertly. She was already

making notes on her clipboard. After a few minutes she got to her feet and began to pace the

room in Trelawney’s wake, listening to her conversations with students and posing questions

here and there. Harry bent his head hurriedly over his book.

"Think of a dream, quick," he told Ron, "in case the old toad comes our way."

"I did it last time," Ron protested, "it’s your turn, you tell me one."

"Oh, I dunno..." said Harry desperately, who could not remember dreaming anything at all over

the last few days. "Lets say I dreamed I was... drowning Snape in my cauldron. Yeah, that’ll


Ron chortled as he opened his Dream Oracle.

"Okay, we’ve got to add your age to the date you had the dream, the number of letters in the

subject... would that be ‘drowning’ or ‘cauldron’ or ‘Snape’?"

"It doesn’t matter, pick any of them," said Harry, chancing a glance behind him. Professor

Umbridge was now standing at Professor Trelawneys shoulder making notes while the

Divination teacher questioned Neville about his dream diary.

"What night did you dream this again?" Ron said, immersed in calculations.

"I dunno, last night, whenever you like," Harry told him, trying to listen to what Umbridge was

saying to Professor Trelawney. They were only a table away from him and Ron now. Professor

Umbridge was making another note on her clipboard and Professor Trelawney was looking

extremely put out.

"Now," said Umbridge, looking up at Trelawney, "you’ve been in this post how long, exactly?"

Professor Trelawney scowled at her, arms crossed and shoulders hunched as though wishing to

protect herself as much as possible from the indignity of the inspection. After a slight pause in

which she seemed to decide that the question was not so offensive that she could reasonably

ignore it, she said in a deeply resentful tone, "Nearly sixteen years."

"Quite a period," said Professor Umbridge, making a note on her clipboard. "So it was Professor

Dumbledore who appointed you?"

"That’s right," said Professor Trelawney shortly.

Professor Umbridge made another note.

"And you are a great-great-granddaughter of the celebrated Seer Cassandra Trelawney?"

"Yes," said Professor Trelawney, holding her head a little higher.

Another note on the clipboard.

"But I think - correct me if I am mistaken - that you are the first in your family since Cassandra

to be possessed of Second Sight?"

"These things often skip - er - three generations," said Professor Trelawney.

Professor Umbridge’s toadlike smile widened.

"Of course," she said sweetly, making yet another note. "Well, if you could just predict

something for me, then?" And she looked up enquiringly, still smiling.

Professor Trelawney stiffened as though unable to believe her ears. "I don’t understand you," she

said, clutching convulsively at the shawl around her scrawny neck.

"I’d like you to make a prediction for me," said Professor Umbridge very clearly.

Harry and Ron were not the only people now watching and listening sneakily from behind their

books. Most of the class were staring transfixed at Professor Trelawney as she drew herself up to

her full height, her beads and bangles clinking.

"The Inner Eye does not See upon command!" she said in scandalized tones.

"I see," said Professor Umbridge softly, making yet another note on her clipboard.

"I - but - but... wait!" said Professor Trelawney suddenly, in an attempt at her usual ethereal

voice, though the mystical effect was ruined somewhat by the way it was shaking with anger.

"I... I think I do see something... something that concerns you... why, I sense something...

something dark... some grave peril..."

Professor Trelawney pointed a shaking finger at Professor Umbridge who continued to smile

blandly at her, eyebrows raised.

"I am afraid... I am afraid that you are in grave danger!" Professor Trelawney finished


There was a pause. Professor Umbridge surveyed Professor Trelawney.

"Right," she said softly, scribbling on her clipboard once more. "Well, if that’s really the best you can do..."

She turned away, leaving Professor Trelawney standing rooted to the spot, her chest heaving.

Harry caught Ron’s eye and knew that Ron was thinking exactly the same as he was: they both

knew that Professor Trelawney was an old fraud, but on the other hand, they loathed Umbridge

so much that they felt very much on Trelawneys side - until she swooped down on them a few

seconds later, that is.

"Well?" she said, snapping her long fingers under Harry’s nose, uncharacteristically brisk. "Let

me see the start you’ve made on your dream diary, please."

And by the time she had interpreted Harrys dreams at the top of her voice (all of which, even the

ones that involved eating porridge, apparently foretold a gruesome and early death), he was

feeling much less sympathetic towards her. All the while, Professor Umbridge stood a few feet

away, making notes on that clipboard, and when the bell rang she descended the silver ladder

first and was waiting for them all when they reached their Defense Against the Dark Arts lesson

ten minutes later.

She was humming and smiling to herself when they entered the room. Harry and Ron told

Hermione, who had been in Arithmancy, exactly what had happened in Divination while they all

took out their copies of Defensive Magical Theory, but before Hermione could ask any questions

Professor Umbridge had called them all to order and silence fell.

"Wands away" she instructed them all with a smile, and those people who had been hopeful

enough to take them out, sadly returned them to their bags. "As we finished Chapter One last

lesson, I would like you all to turn to page nineteen today and commence ‘Chapter Two,

Common Defensive Theories and their Derivation’. There will be no need to talk."

Still smiling her wide, self-satisfied smile, she sat down at her desk. The class gave an audible

sigh as it turned, as one, to page nineteen. Harry wondered dully whether there were enough

chapters in the book to keep them reading through all this year’s lessons and was on the point of

checking the contents page when he noticed that Hermione had her hand in the air again.

Professor Umbridge had noticed, too, and what was more, she seemed to have worked out a

strategy for just such an eventuality. Instead of trying to pretend she had not noticed Hermione

she got to her feet and walked around the front row of desks until they were face to face, then she

bent down and whispered, so that the rest of the class could not hear, "What is it this time, Miss


"I’ve already read Chapter Two," said Hermione.

"Well then, proceed to Chapter Three."

"I’ve read that too. I’ve read the whole book."

Professor Umbridge blinked but recovered her poise almost instantly.

"Well, then, you should be able to tell me what Slinkhard says about counter-jinxes in Chapter


"He says that counter-jinxes are improperly named," said Hermione promptly. "He says - ‘jinx’ is just a name people give their jinxes when they want to make them sound more acceptable."

Professor Umbridge raised her eyebrows and Harry knew she was impressed, against her will.

"But I disagree," Hermione continued.

Professor Umbridge’s eyebrows rose a little higher and her gaze became distinctly colder.

"You disagree?" she repeated.

"Yes, I do," said Hermione, who, unlike Umbridge, was not whispering, but speaking in a clear,

carrying voice that had by now attracted the attention of the rest of the class. "Mr. Slinkhard

doesn’t like jinxes, does he? But, I think they can be very useful when they’re used defensively."

"Oh, you do, do you?" said Professor Umbridge, forgetting to whisper and straightening up. "Well, I’m afraid it is Mr. Slinkhard’s opinion, and not yours, that matters within this classroom,

Miss Granger."

"But -" Hermione began.

"That is enough," said Professor Umbridge. She walked back to the front of the class and stood

before them, all the jauntiness she had shown at the beginning of the lesson gone. "Miss Granger, I am going to take five points from Gryffindor house."

There was an outbreak of muttering at this.

"What for?" said Harry angrily.

"Don’t you get involved!" Hermione whispered urgently to him.

"For disrupting my class with pointless interruptions," said Professor Umbridge smoothly. "I am

here to teach you using a Ministry-approved method that does not include inviting students to

give their opinions on matters about which they understand very little. Your previous teachers in

this subject may have allowed you more license, but as none of them - with the possible

exception of Professor Quirrell, who did at least appear to have restricted himself to age appropriate subjects - would have passed a Ministry inspection -"

"Yeah, Quirrell was a great teacher," said Harry loudly, "there was just that minor drawback of

him having Lord Voldemort sticking out of the back of his head."

This pronouncement was followed by one of the loudest silences Harry had ever heard. Then -

"I think another week’s detentions would do you some good, Mr. Potter," said Umbridge sleekly.

The cut on the back of Harry’s hand had barely healed and, by the following morning, it was

bleeding again. He did not complain during the evening’s detention; he was determined not to

give Umbridge the satisfaction; over and over again he wrote I must not tell lies and not a sound

escaped his lips, though the cut deepened with every letter.

The very worst part of this second week’s worth of detentions was, just as George had predicted,

Angelinas reaction. She cornered him just as he arrived at the Gryffindor table for breakfast on

Tuesday and shouted so loudly that Professor McGonagall came sweeping down upon the pair of

them from the staff table.

"Miss Johnson, how dare you make such a racket in the Great Hall! Five points from Gryffindor!"

"But Professor - he’s gone and landed himself in detention again -"

"What’s this, Potter?" said Professor McGonagall sharply, rounding on Harry. "Detention? From


"From Professor Umbridge," muttered Harry, not meeting Professor McGonagalls beady, square-framed eyes.

"Are you telling me," she said, lowering her voice so that the group of curious Ravenclaws

behind them could not hear, "that after the warning I gave you last Monday you lost your temper

in Professor Umbridge’s class again?"

"Yes," Harry muttered, speaking to the floor.

"Potter, you must get a grip on yourself! You are heading for serious trouble! Another five points

from Gryffindor!"

"But - what -? Professor, no!" Harry said, furious at this injustice, "I’m already being punished

by her, why do you have to take points as well?"

"Because detentions do not appear to have any effect on you whatsoever!" said Professor

McGonagall tartly. "No, not another word of complaint, Potter! And as for you, Miss Johnson,

you will confine your shouting matches to the Quidditch pitch in future or risk losing the team


Professor McGonagall strode back towards the staff table. Angelina gave Harry a look of deepest

disgust and stalked away, upon which he flung himself on to the bench beside Ron, fuming.

"She’s taken points off Gryffindor because I’m having my hand sliced open every night! How is

that fair, how?"

"I know, mate," said Ron sympathetically, tipping bacon on to Harry’s plate, "she’s bang out of


Hermione, however, merely rustled the pages of her Daily Prophet and said nothing.

"You think McGonagall was right, do you?" said Harry angrily to the picture of Cornelius Fudge

obscuring Hermione’s face.

"I wish she hadn’t taken points from you, but I think she’s right to warn you not to lose your

temper with Umbridge," said Hermione’s voice, while Fudge gesticulated forcefully from the

front page, clearly giving some kind of speech.

Harry did not speak to Hermione all through Charms, but when they entered Transfiguration he

forgot about being cross with her. Professor Umbridge and her clipboard were sitting in a corner

and the sight of her drove the memory of breakfast right out of his head.

"Excellent," whispered Ron, as they sat down in their usual seats. "Let’s see Umbridge get what

she deserves."

Professor McGonagall marched into the room without giving the slightest indication that she

knew Professor Umbridge was there.

"That will do," she said and silence fell immediately. "Mr. Finnigan, kindly come here and hand back the homework - Miss Brown, please take this box of mice - don’t be silly, girl, they won’t hurt you - and hand one to each student -"

"Hem, hem," said Professor Umbridge, employing the same silly little cough she had used to

interrupt Dumbledore on the first night of term. Professor McGonagall ignored her. Seamus

handed back Harry’s essay; Harry took it without looking at him and saw, to his relief, that he

had managed an A.

"Right then, everyone, listen closely - Dean Thomas, if you do that to the mouse again I shall put

you in detention - most of you have now successfully Vanished your snails and even those who

were left with a certain amount of shell have got the gist of the spell. Today, we shall be -"

"Hem, hem," said Professor Umbridge.

"Yes?" said Professor McGonagall, turning round, her eyebrows so close together they seemed to form one long, severe line.

"I was just wondering, Professor, whether you received my note telling you of the date and time

of your inspec--"

"Obviously I received it, or I would have asked you what you are doing in my classroom," said

Professor McGonagall, turning her back firmly on Professor Umbridge. Many of the students

exchanged looks of glee. "As I was saying: today, we shall be practicing the altogether more

difficult Vanishment of mice. Now, the Vanishing Spell -"

"Hem, hem."

"I wonder," said Professor McGonagall in cold fury, turning on Professor Umbridge, "how you

expect to gain an idea of my usual teaching methods if you continue to interrupt me? You see, I

do not generally permit people to talk when I am talking."

Professor Umbridge looked as though she had just been slapped in the face. She did not speak,

but straightened the parchment on her clipboard and began scribbling furiously.

Looking supremely unconcerned, Professor McGonagall addressed the class once more.

"As I was saying: the Vanishing Spell becomes more difficult with the complexity of the animal

to be Vanished. The snail, as an invertebrate, does not present much of a challenge; the mouse,

as a mammal, offers a much greater one. This is not, therefore, magic you can accomplish with

your mind on your dinner. So - you know the incantation, let me see what you can do..."

"How she can lecture me about not losing my temper with Umbridge!" Harry muttered to Ron

under his breath, but he was grinning - his anger with Professor McGonagall had quite


Professor Umbridge did not follow Professor McGonagall around the class as she had followed

Professor Trelawney; perhaps she realized Professor McGonagall would not permit it. She did,

however, take many more notes while sitting in her corner, and when Professor McGonagall

finally told them all to pack away, she rose with a grim expression on her face.

"Well, it’s a start," said Ron, holding up a long wriggling mouse-tail and dropping it back into the box Lavender was passing around.

As they filed out of the classroom, Harry saw Professor Umbridge approach the teacher’s desk;

he nudged Ron, who nudged Hermione in turn, and the three of them deliberately fell back to


"How long have you been teaching at Hogwarts?" Professor Umbridge asked.

"Thirty-nine years this December," said Professor McGonagall brusquely, snapping her bag shut.

Professor Umbridge made a note.

"Very well," she said, "you will receive the results of your inspection in ten days’ time."

"I can hardly wait," said Professor McGonagall, in a coldly indifferent voice, and she strode off

towards the door. "Hurry up, you three," she added, sweeping Harry, Ron and Hermione before


Harry could not help giving her a faint smile and could have sworn he received one in return.

He had thought that the next time he would see Umbridge would be in his detention that evening,

but he was wrong. When they walked down the lawns towards the Forest for Care of Magical

Creatures, they found her and her clipboard waiting for them beside Professor Grubbly-Plank.

"You do not usually take this class, is that correct?" Harry heard her ask as they arrived at the

trestle table where the group of captive Bowtruckles were scrabbling around for woodlice like so

many living twigs.

"Quite correct," said Professor Grubbly-Plank, hands behind her back and bouncing on the balls

of her feet. "I am a substitute teacher standing in for Professor Hagrid."

Harry exchanged uneasy looks with Ron and Hermione. Malfoy was whispering with Crabbe and

Goyle; he would surely love this opportunity to tell tales on Hagrid to a member of the Ministry.

"Hmm," said Professor Umbridge, dropping her voice, though Harry could still hear her quite

clearly. "I wonder - the Headmaster seems strangely reluctant to give me any information on the

matter - can you tell me what is causing Professor Hagrid’s very extended leave of absence?"

Harry saw Malfoy look up eagerly and watch Umbridge and Grubbly-Plank closely.

"Fraid I can’t," said Professor Grubbly-Plank breezily. "Don’t know anything more about it than

you do. Got an owl from Dumbledore, would I like a couple of weeks’ teaching work. I

accepted. That’s as much as I know. Well... shall I get started then?"

"Yes, please do," said Professor Umbridge, scribbling on her clipboard.

Umbridge took a different tack in this class and wandered amongst the students, questioning

them on magical creatures. Most people were able to answer well and Harry’s spirits lifted

somewhat; at least the class was not letting Hagrid down.

"Overall," said Professor Umbridge, returning to Professor Grubbly-Plank’s side after a lengthy

interrogation of Dean Thomas, "how do you, as a temporary member of staff- an objective

outsider, I suppose you might say -- how do you find Hogwarts? Do you feel you receive

enough support from the school management?"

"Oh, yes, Dumbledore’s excellent," said Professor Grubbly-Plank heartily. "Yes, I’m very happy

with the way things are run, very happy indeed."

Looking politely incredulous, Umbridge made a tiny note on her clipboard and went on, "And

what are you planning to cover with this class this year - assuming, of course, that Professor

Hagrid does not return?"

"Oh, I’ll take them through the creatures that most often come up in OWL," said Professor

Grubbly-Plank. "Not much left to do - they’ve studied unicorns and Nifflers, I thought we’d

cover Porlocks and Kneazles, make sure they can recognize Crups and Knarls, you know..."

"Well, you seem to know what you’re doing, at any rate," said Professor Umbridge, making a

very obvious tick on her clipboard. Harry did not like the emphasis she put on ‘you’ and liked it

even less when she put her next question to Goyle. "Now, I hear there have been injuries in this


Goyle gave a stupid grin. Malfoy hastened to answer the question.

"That was me," he said. "I was slashed by a Hippogriff."

"A Hippogriff?" said Professor Umbridge, now scribbling frantically.

"Only because he was too stupid to listen to what Hagrid told him to do," said Harry angrily.

Both Ron and Hermione groaned. Professor Umbridge turned her head slowly in Harry’s


"Another nights detention, I think," she said softly. "Well, thank you very much, Professor

Grubbly-Plank, I think that’s all I need here. You will be receiving the results of your inspection

within ten days."

"Jolly good," said Professor Grubbly-Plank, and Professor Umbridge set off back across the lawn to the castle.

It was nearly midnight when Harry left Umbridge’s office that night, his hand now bleeding so

severely that it was staining the scarf he had wrapped around it. He expected the common room

to be empty when he returned, but Ron and Hermione had sat up waiting for him. He was

pleased to see them, especially as Hermione was disposed to be sympathetic rather than critical.

"Here," she said anxiously, pushing a small bowl of yellow liquid towards him, "soak your hand

in that, it’s a solution of strained and pickled Murtlap tentacles, it should help."

Harry placed his bleeding, aching hand into the bowl and experienced a wonderful feeling of

relief. Crookshanks curled around his legs, purring loudly, then leapt into his lap and settled


"Thanks," he said gratefully, scratching behind Crookshanks’s ears with his left hand.

"I still reckon you should complain about this," said Ron in a low voice.

"No," said Harry flatly.

"McGonagall would go nuts if she knew --"

"Yeah, she probably would," said Harry dully. "And how long do you reckon it’d take Umbridge

to pass another decree saying anyone who complains about the High Inquisitor gets sacked


Ron opened his mouth to retort but nothing came out and, after a moment, he closed it again,


"She’s an awful woman," said Hermione in a small voice. "Awful. You know, I was just saying

to Ron when you came in... we’ve got to do something about her."

"I suggested poison," said Ron grimly.

"No... I mean, something about what a dreadful teacher she is, and how we’re not going to learn

any Defense from her at all," said Hermione.

"Well, what can we do about that?" said Ron, yawning. "It’s too late, isn’t it? She’s got the job,

she’s here to stay. Fudge’ll make sure of that."

"Well," said Hermione tentatively. "You know, I was thinking today..." she shot a slightly

nervous look at Harry and then plunged on, "I was thinking that - maybe the time’s come when

we should just - just do it ourselves."

"Do what ourselves?" said Harry suspiciously, still floating his hand in the essence of Murtlap


"Well - learn Defense Against the Dark Arts ourselves," said Hermione.

"Come off it," groaned Ron. "You want us to do extra work? D’you realize Harry and I are

behind on homework again and it’s only the second week?"

"But this is much more important than homework!" said Hermione.

Harry and Ron goggled at her.

"I didn’t think there was anything in the universe more important than homework!" said Ron.

"Don’t be silly, of course there is," said Hermione, and Harry saw, with an ominous feeling, that

her face was suddenly alight with the kind of fervour that SPEW usually inspired in her. "It’s

about preparing ourselves, like Harry said in Umbridge’s first lesson, for what’s waiting for us

out there. It’s about making sure we really can defend ourselves. If we don’t learn anything for a

whole year -"

"We can’t do much by ourselves," said Ron in a defeated voice. "I mean, all right, we can go and

look jinxes up in the library and try and practice them, I suppose -"

"No, I agree, we’ve gone past the stage where we can just learn things out of books"‘ said

Hermione. "We need a teacher, a proper one, who can show us how to use the spells and correct

us if we’re going wrong."

"If you’re talking about Lupin..." Harry began.

"No, no, I’m not talking about Lupin," said Hermione. "He’s too busy with the Order and,

anyway, the most we could see him is during Hogsmeade weekends and that’s not nearly often


"Who, then?" said Harry, frowning at her.

Hermione heaved a very deep sigh.

"Isn’t it obvious?" she said. "I’m talking about you, Harry."

There was a moment’s silence. A light night breeze rattled the windowpanes behind Ron, and the

fire guttered.

"About me what?" said Harry.

"I’m talking about you teaching us Defense Against the Dark Arts."

Harry stared at her. Then he turned to Ron, ready to exchange the exasperated looks they

sometimes shared when Hermione elaborated on far-fetched schemes like SPEW to Harrys

consternation, however, Ron did not look exasperated.

He was frowning slightly, apparently thinking. Then he said, "That’s an idea."

"What’s an idea?" said Harry.

"You," said Ron. "Teaching us to do it."


Harry was grinning now, sure the pair of them were pulling his leg.

"But I’m not a teacher, I can’t -"

"Harry, you’re the best in the year at Defense Against the Dark Arts," said Hermione.

"Me?" said Harry, now grinning more broadly than ever. "No I’m not, you’ve beaten me in every test -"

"Actually, I haven’t," said Hermione coolly. "You beat me in our third year - the only year we

both sat the test and had a teacher who actually knew the subject. But I’m not talking about test

results, Harry. Think what you’ve done!"

"How d’you mean?"

"You know what, I’m not sure I want someone this stupid teaching me," Ron said to Hermione,

smirking slightly. He turned to Harry.

"Let’s think," he said, pulling a face like Goyle concentrating. "Uh... first year - you saved the

Sorcerer’s Stone from You-Know-Who."

"But that was luck," said Harry, "it wasn’t skill."

"Second year," Ron interrupted, "you killed the Basilisk and destroyed Riddle."

"Yeah, but if Fawkes hadn’t turned up, I -"

"Third year," said Ron, louder still, "you fought off about a hundred Dementors at once -"

"You know that was a fluke, if the Time-Turner hadn’t -"

"Last year," Ron said, almost shouting now, "you fought off You-Know-Who again-"

"Listen to me!" said Harry, almost angrily, because Ron and Hermione were both smirking now.

"Just listen to me, all right? It sounds great when you say it like that, but all that stuff was luck - I

didn’t know what I was doing half the time, I didn’t plan any of it, I just did whatever I could

think of, and I nearly always had help -"

Ron and Hermione were still smirking and Harry felt his temper rise; he wasn’t even sure why he

was feeling so angry.

"Don’t sit there grinning like you know better than I do, I was there, wasn’t I?" he said heatedly.

"I know what went on, all right? And I didn’t get through any of that because I was brilliant at

Defense Against the Dark Arts, I got through it all because - because help came at the right time,

or because I guessed right - but I just blundered through it all, I didn’t have a clue what I was


The bowl of Murtlap essence fell to the floor and smashed. He became aware that he was on his

feet, though he couldn’t remember standing up. Crookshanks streaked away under a sofa. Ron

and Hermione’s smiles had vanished.

"You don’t know what it’s like! You - neither of you - you’ve never had to face him, have you?

You think it’s just memorizing a bunch of spells and throwing them at him, like you’re in class

or something? The whole time you’re sure you know there’s nothing between you and dying

except your own - your own brain or guts or whatever - like you can think straight when you

know you’re about a second from being murdered, or tortured, or watching your friends die

- they’ve never taught us that in their classes, what it’s like to deal with things like that - and you

two sit there acting like I’m a clever little boy to be standing here, alive, like Diggory was stupid,

like he messed up -- you just don’t get it, that could just as easily have been me, it would have

been if Voldemort hadn’t needed me -"

"We weren’t saying anything like that, mate," said Ron, looking aghast. "We weren’t having a go at Diggory, we didn’t - you’ve got the wrong end of the -"

He looked helplessly at Hermione, whose face was stricken.

"Harry," she said timidly, "don’t you see? This... this is exactly why we need you... we need to

know what it’s r-really like... facing him... facing V-Voldemort."

It was the first time she had ever said Voldemort’s name and it was this, more than anything else,

that calmed Harry. Still breathing hard, he sank back into his chair, becoming aware as he did so

that his hand was throbbing horribly again. He wished he had not smashed the bowl of Murtlap


"Well... think about it," said Hermione quietly. "Please?"

Harry could not think of anything to say. He was feeling ashamed of his outburst already. He

nodded, hardly aware of what he was agreeing to. Hermione stood up.

"Well, I’m off to bed," she said, in a voice that was clearly as natural as she could make it.

"Erm... night."

Ron had gotten to his feet, too.

"Coming?" he said awkwardly to Harry.

"Yeah," said Harry. "In... in a minute. I’ll just clear this up."

He indicated the smashed bowl on the floor. Ron nodded and left.

"Reparo," Harry muttered, pointing his wand at the broken pieces of china. They flew back

together, good as new, but there was no returning the Murtlap essence to the bowl.

He was suddenly so tired he was tempted to sink back into his armchair and sleep there, but

instead he forced himself to his feet and followed Ron upstairs. His restless night was punctuated

once more by dreams of long corridors and locked doors and he awoke next day with his scar

prickling again.


In the Hogs Head

Hermione made no mention of Harry giving Defense Against the Dark Arts lessons for two

whole weeks after her original suggestion. Harry’s detentions with Umbridge were finally over

(he doubted whether the words now etched into the back of his hand would ever fade entirely);

Ron had had four more Quidditch practices and not been shouted at during the last two; and all

three of them had managed to Vanish their mice in Transfiguration (Hermione had actually

progressed to Vanishing kittens), before the subject was broached again, on a wild, blustery

evening at the end of September, when the three of them were sitting in the library, looking up

potion ingredients for Snape.

"I was wondering," Hermione said suddenly, "whether you’d thought any more about Defense

Against the Dark Arts, Harry."

"Course I have," said Harry grumpily, "can’t forget it, can we, with that hag teaching us -"

"I meant the idea Ron and I had -" Ron cast her an alarmed, threatening kind of look. She

frowned at him, "- Oh, all right, the idea I had then - about you teaching us."

Harry did not answer at once. He pretended to be perusing a page of Asiatic Anti-Venoms,

because he did not want to say what was in his mind.

He had given the matter a great deal of thought over the past fortnight. Sometimes it seemed an

insane idea, just as it had on the night Hermione had proposed it, but at others, he had found

himself thinking about the spells that had served him best in his various encounters with Dark

creatures and Death Eaters - found himself, in fact, subconsciously planning lessons...

"Well," he said slowly, when he could no longer pretend to find Asiatic Anti-Venoms interesting, "yeah, I - I’ve thought about it a bit."

"And?" said Hermione eagerly.

"I dunno," said Harry, playing for time. He looked up at Ron.

"I thought it was a good idea from the start," said Ron, who seemed keener to join in this

conversation now that he was sure Harry was not going to start shouting again.

Harry shifted uncomfortably in his chair.

"You did listen to what I said about a load of it being luck, didn’t you?"

"Yes, Harry," said Hermione gently, "but all the same, there’s no point pretending that you’re not good at Defense Against the Dark Arts, because you are. You were the only person last year

who could throw off the Imperius Curse completely, you can produce a Patronus, you can do all sorts of stuff that full-grown wizards can’t, Viktor always said -"

Ron looked round at her so fast he appeared to crick his neck. Rubbing it, he said, "Yeah? What

did Vicky say?"

"Ho ho," said Hermione in a bored voice. "He said Harry knew how to do stuff even he didn’t,

and he was in the final year at Durmstrang."

Ron was looking at Hermione suspiciously.

"You’re not still in contact with him, are you?"

"So what if I am" said Hermione coolly, though her face was a little pink. "I can have a pen-pal

if I -"

"He didn’t only want to be your pen-pal," said Ron accusingly.

Hermione shook her head exasperatedly and, ignoring Ron, who was continuing to watch her,

said to Harry, "Well, what do you think? Will you teach us?"

"Just you and Ron, yeah?"

"Well," said Hermione, looking a mite anxious again. "Well... now, don’t fly off the handle

again, Harry, please... but I really think you ought to teach anyone who wants to learn. I mean,

we’re talking about defending ourselves against V-Voldemort. Oh, don’t be pathetic, Ron. It

doesn’t seem fair if we don’t offer the chance to other people."

Harry considered this for a moment, then said, "Yeah, but I doubt anyone except you two would

want to be taught by me. I’m a nutter, remember?"

"Well, I think you might be surprised how many people would be interested in hearing what

you’ve got to say" said Hermione seriously. "Look," she leaned towards him - Ron, who was still watching her with a frown on his face, leaned forwards to listen too - "you know the first

weekend in October’s a Hogsmeade weekend? How would it be if we tell anyone who’s

interested to meet us in the village and we can talk it over?"

"Why do we have to do it outside school?" said Ron.

"Because," said Hermione, returning to the diagram of the Chinese Chomping Cabbage she was

copying, "I don’t think Umbridge would be very happy if she found out what we were up to."

Harry had been looking forward to the weekend trip into Hogsmeade, but there was one thing

worrying him. Sirius had maintained a stony silence since he had appeared in the fire at the

beginning of September; Harry knew they had made him angry by saying they didn’t want him

to come - but he still worried from time to time that Sirius might throw caution to the winds and

turn up anyway. What were they going to do if the great black dog came bounding up the street

towards them in Hogsmeade, perhaps under the nose of Draco Malfoy?

"Well, you can’t blame him for wanting to get out and about," said Ron, when Harry discussed

his fears with him and Hermione. "I mean, he’s been on the run for over two years, hasn’t he, and I know that can’t have been a laugh, but at least he was free, wasn’t he? And now he’s just shut up all the time with that ghastly elf."

Hermione scowled at Ron, but otherwise ignored the slight on Kreacher.

"The trouble is," she said to Harry, "until V-Voldemort - oh, for heaven’s sake, Ron - comes out

into the open, Sirius is going to have to stay hidden, isn’t he? I mean, the stupid Ministry isn’t

going to realize Sirius is innocent until they accept that Dumbledore’s been telling the truth about him all along. And once the fools start catching real Death Eaters again, it’ll be obvious Sirius isn’t one... I mean, he hasn’t got the Mark, for one thing."

"I don’t reckon he’d be stupid enough to turn up," said Ron bracingly. "Dumbledore’d go mad if

he did and Sirius listens to Dumbledore even if he doesn’t like what he hears."

When Harry continued to look worried, Hermione said, "Listen, Ron and I have been sounding

out people who we thought might want to learn some proper Defense Against the Dark Arts, and

there are a couple who seem interested. We’ve told them to meet us in Hogsmeade."

"Right," said Harry vaguely, his mind still on Sirius.

"Don’t worry, Harry" Hermione said quietly. "You’ve got enough on your plate without Sirius,


She was quite right, of course, he was barely keeping up with his homework, though he was

doing much better now that he was no longer spending every evening in detention with

Umbridge. Ron was even further behind with his work than Harry, because while they both had

Quidditch practice twice a week, Ron also had his prefect duties. However, Hermione, who was

taking more subjects than either of them, had not only finished all her homework but was also

finding time to knit more elf clothes. Harry had to admit that she was getting better; it was now

almost always possible to distinguish between the hats and the socks.

The morning of the Hogsmeade visit dawned bright but windy. After breakfast they queued up in

front of Filch, who matched their names to the long list of students who had permission from

their parents or guardian to visit the village. With a slight pang, Harry remembered that if it

hadn’t been for Sirius, he would not have been going at all.

When Harry reached Filch, the caretaker gave a great sniff as though trying to detect a whiff of

something from Harry. Then he gave a curt nod that set his jowls aquiver again and Harry

walked on, out on to the stone steps and the cold, sunlit day.

"Er - why was Filch sniffing you?" asked Ron, as he, Harry and Hermione set off at a brisk pace

down the wide drive to the gates.

"I suppose he was checking for the smell of Dungbombs," said Harry with a small laugh. "I

forgot to tell you..."

And he recounted the story of sending his letter to Sirius and Filch bursting in seconds later,

demanding to see the letter. To his slight surprise, Hermione found this story highly interesting,

much more, indeed, than he did himself.

"He said he was tipped off you were ordering Dungbombs? But who tipped him off?"

"I dunno," said Harry, shrugging. "Maybe Malfoy, he’d think it was a laugh."

They walked between the tall stone pillars topped with winged boars and turned left on to the

road into the village, the wind whipping their hair into their eyes.

"Malfoy?" said Hermione, skeptically. "Well... yes... maybe..."

And she remained deep in thought all the way into the outskirts of Hogsmeade.

"Where are we going, anyway?" Harry asked. "The Three Broomsticks?"

"Oh - no," said Hermione, coming out of her reverie, "no, it’s always packed and really noisy.

I’ve told the others to meet us in the Hog’s Head, that other pub, you know the one, it’s not on

the main road. I think it’s a bit... you know... dodgy... but students don’t normally go in there,

so I don’t think we’ll be overheard."

They walked down the main street past Zonko’s Wizarding Joke Shop, where they were not

surprised to see Fred, George and Lee Jordan, past the post office, from which owls issued at

regular intervals, and turned up a side-street at the top of which stood a small inn. A battered

wooden sign hung from a rusty bracket over the door, with a picture on it of a wild boar’s

severed head, leaking blood on to the white cloth around it. The sign creaked in the wind as they

approached. All three of them hesitated outside the door.

"Well, come on," said Hermione, slightly nervously. Harry led the way inside.

It was not at all like the Three Broomsticks, whose large bar gave an impression of gleaming

warmth and cleanliness. The Hog’s Head bar comprised one small, dingy and very dirty room

that smelled strongly of something that might have been goats. The bay windows were so

encrusted with grime that very little daylight could permeate the room, which was lit instead with

the stubs of candles sitting on rough wooden tables. The floor seemed at first glance to be

compressed earth, though as Harry stepped on to it he realized that there was stone beneath what

seemed to be the accumulated filth of centuries.

Harry remembered Hagrid mentioning this pub in his first year: "Yeh get a lot o’ funny folk in

the Hogs Head" he had said, explaining how he had won a dragon’s egg from a hooded stranger

there. At the time Harry had wondered why Hagrid had not found it odd that the stranger kept his

face hidden throughout their encounter; now he saw that keeping your face hidden was

something of a fashion in the Hog’s Head. There was a man at the bar whose whole head was

wrapped in dirty grey bandages, though he was still managing to gulp endless glasses of some

smoking, fiery substance through a slit over his mouth; two figures shrouded in hoods sat at a

table in one of the windows; Harry might have thought them Dementors if they had not been

talking in strong Yorkshire accents, and in a shadowy corner beside the fireplace sat a witch with

a thick, black veil that fell to her toes. They could just see the tip of her nose because it caused

the veil to protrude slightly.

"I don’t know about this, Hermione," Harry muttered, as they crossed to the bar. He was looking

particularly at the heavily veiled witch. "Has it occurred to you Umbridge might be under that?"

Hermione cast an appraising eye over the veiled figure.

"Umbridge is shorter than that woman," she said quietly. "And anyway, even if Umbridge does

come in here there’s nothing she can do to stop us, Harry, because I’ve double- and triplechecked

the school rules. We’re not out of bounds; I specifically asked Professor Flitwick whether students were allowed to come in the Hog’s Head, and he said yes, but he advised me

strongly to bring our own glasses. And I’ve looked up everything I can think of about study

groups and homework groups and they’re definitely allowed. I just don’t think it’s a good idea if

we parade what we’re doing."

"No," said Harry dryly, "especially as it’s not exactly a homework group you’re planning, is it?"

The barman sidled towards them out of a back room. He was a grumpy-looking old man with a

great deal of long grey hair and beard. He was tall and thin and looked vaguely familiar to Harry.

"What?" he grunted.

"Three Butterbeers, please," said Hermione.

The man reached beneath the counter and pulled up three very dusty, very dirty bottles, which he

slammed on the bar.

"Six Sickles," he said.

"I’ll get them," said Harry quickly, passing over the silver. The barman’s eyes traveled over

Harry, resting for a fraction of a second on his scar. Then he turned away and deposited Harry’s

money in an ancient wooden till whose drawer slid open automatically to receive it. Harry, Ron

and Hermione retreated to the furthest table from the bar and sat down, looking around. The man

in the dirty grey bandages rapped the counter with his knuckles and received another smoking

drink from the barman.

"You know what?" Ron murmured, looking over at the bar with enthusiasm. "We could order

anything we liked in here. I bet that bloke would sell us anything, he wouldn’t care. I’ve always

wanted to try Firewhisky -"

"You - are - a -prefect," snarled Hermione.

"Oh," said Ron, the smile fading from his face. "Yeah..."

"So, who did you say is supposed to be meeting us?" Harry asked, wrenching open the rusty top

of his Butterbeer and taking a swig.

"Just a couple of people," Hermione repeated, checking her watch and looking anxiously towards the door. "I told them to be here about now and I’m sure they all know where it is - oh, look, this might be them now."

The door of the pub had opened. A thick band of dusty sunlight split the room in two for a

moment and then vanished, blocked by the incoming rush of a crowd of people.

First came Neville with Dean and Lavender, who were closely followed by Parvati and Padma

Patil with (Harry’s stomach did a back-flip) Cho and one of her usually-giggling girlfriends, then

(on her own and looking so dreamy she might have walked in by accident) Luna Lovegood; then

Katie Bell, Alicia Spinnet and Angelina Johnson, Colin and Dennis Creevey, Ernie Macmillan,

Justin Finch-Fletchley, Hannah Abbott, a Hufflepuff girl with a long plait down her back whose

name Harry did not know; three Ravenclaw boys he was pretty sure were called Anthony

Goldstein, Michael Corner and Terry Boot, Ginny, closely followed by a tall skinny blond boy

with an upturned nose whom Harry recognized vaguely as being a member of the Hufflepuff

Quidditch team and, bringing up the rear, Fred and George Weasley with their friend Lee Jordan,

all three of whom were carrying large paper bags crammed with Zonko’s merchandise.

"A couple of people?" said Harry hoarsely to Hermione. "A couple of people?"

"Yes, well, the idea seemed quite popular," said Hermione happily, "Ron, do you want to pull up

some more chairs?"

The barman had frozen in the act of wiping out a glass with a rag so filthy it looked as though it

had never been washed. Possibly, he had never seen his pub so full.

"Hi," said Fred, reaching the bar first and counting his companions quickly, "could we have...

twenty-five Butterbeers, please?"

The barman glared at him for a moment, then, throwing down his rag irritably as though he had

been interrupted in something very important, he started passing up dusty Butterbeers from under

the bar.

"Cheers," said Fred, handing them out. "Cough up, everyone, I haven’t got enough gold for all of


Harry watched numbly as the large chattering group took their beers from Fred and rummaged in

their robes to find coins. He could not imagine what all these people had turned up for until the

horrible thought occurred to him that they might be expecting some kind of speech, at which he

rounded on Hermione.

"What have you been telling people?" he said in a low voice. "What are they expecting?"

"I’ve told you, they just want to hear what you’ve got to say," said Hermione soothingly; but

Harry continued to look at her so furiously that she added quickly, "you don’t have to do

anything yet, I’ll speak to them first."

"Hi, Harry," said Neville, beaming and taking a seat opposite him.

Harry tried to smile back, but did not speak; his mouth was exceptionally dry. Cho had just

smiled at him and sat down on Ron’s right. Her friend, who had curly reddish-blonde hair, did

not smile, but gave Harry a thoroughly mistrustful look which plainly told him that, given her

way, she would not be here at all.

In twos and threes the new arrivals settled around Harry, Ron and Hermione, some looking

rather excited, others curious, Luna Lovegood gazing dreamily into space. When everybody had

pulled up a chair, the chatter died out. Every eye was upon Harry.

"Er," said Hermione, her voice slightly higher than usual out of nerves. "Well - er - hi."

The group focused its attention on her instead, though eyes continued to dart back regularly to


"Well... erm... well, you know why you’re here. Erm... well, Harry here had the idea - I mean"

(Harry had thrown her a sharp look) "I had the idea - that it might be good if people who wanted

to study Defense Against the Dark Arts - and I mean, really study it, you know, not the rubbish

that Umbridge is doing with us -" (Hermione’s voice became suddenly much stronger and more

confident) "- because nobody could call that Defense Against the Dark Arts -" ("Hear, hear," said Anthony Goldstein, and Hermione looked heartened) "- Well, I thought it would be good if we, well, took matters into our own hands."

She paused, looked sideways at Harry, and went on, "And by that I mean learning how to defend

ourselves properly, not just in theory but doing the real spells -"

"You want to pass your Defense Against the Dark Arts OWL too, though, I bet?" said Michael

Corner, who was watching her closely.

"Of course I do," said Hermione at once. "But more than that, I want to be properly trained in

defense because... because..." she took a great breath and finished, "because Lord Voldemort is


The reaction was immediate and predictable. Cho’s friend shrieked and slopped Butterbeer down

herself; Terry Boot gave a kind of involuntary twitch; Padma Patil shuddered, and Neville gave

an odd yelp that he managed to turn into a cough. All of them, however, looked fixedly, even

eagerly, at Harry.

"Well... that’s the plan, anyway" said Hermione. "If you want to join us, we need to decide how

we’re going to -"

"Where’s the proof You-Know-Who’s back?" said the blond Hufflepuff player in a rather

aggressive voice.

"Well, Dumbledore believes it -" Hermione began.

"You mean, Dumbledore believes him," said the blond boy, nodding at Harry.

"Who are you?" said Ron, rather rudely.

"Zacharias Smith," said the boy, "and I think we’ve got the right to know exactly what makes him say You-Know-Who’s back."

"Look," said Hermione, intervening swiftly, "that’s really not what this meeting was supposed to

be about -"

"It’s okay, Hermione," said Harry.

It had just dawned on him why there were so many people there. He thought Hermione should

have seen this coming. Some of these people - maybe even most of them - had turned up in the

hopes of hearing Harry’s story firsthand.

"What makes me say You-Know-Who’s back?" he repeated, looking Zacharias straight in the

face. "I saw him. But Dumbledore told the whole school what happened last year, and if you

didn’t believe him, you won’t believe me, and I’m not wasting an afternoon trying to convince


The whole group seemed to have held its breath while Harry spoke. Harry had the impression

that even the barman was listening. He was wiping the same glass with the filthy rag, making it

steadily dirtier.

Zacharias said dismissively, "All Dumbledore told us last year was that Cedric Diggory got

killed by You-Know-Who and that you brought Diggory’s body back to Hogwarts. He didn’t

give us details, he didn’t tell us exactly how Diggory got murdered, I think we’d all like to know


"If you’ve come to hear exactly what it looks like when Voldemort murders someone I can’t help

you," Harry said. His temper, always so close to the surface these days, was rising again. He did

not take his eyes from Zacharias Smith’s aggressive face, and was determined not to look at Cho.

"I don’t want to talk about Cedric Diggory, all right? So if that’s what you’re here for, you might as well clear out."

He cast an angry look in Hermione’s direction. This was, he felt, all her fault; she had decided to

display him like some sort of freak and of course they had all turned up to see just how wild his

story was. But none of them left their seats, not even Zacharias Smith, though he continued to

gaze intently at Harry.

"So," said Hermione, her voice very high-pitched again. "So... like I was saying... if you want to learn some defense, then we need to work out how we’re going to do it, how often we’re going to meet and where we’re going to -"

"Is it true," interrupted the girl with the long plait down her back, looking at Harry, "that you can produce a Patronus?"

There was a murmur of interest around the group at this.

"Yeah," said Harry slightly defensively.

"A corporeal Patronus?"

The phrase stirred something in Harry’s memory.

"Er - you don’t know Madam Bones, do you?" he asked.

The girl smiled.

"She’s my auntie," she said. "I’m Susan Bones. She told me about your hearing. So - is it really

true? You make a stag Patronus?"

"Yes," said Harry.

"Blimey, Harry!" said Lee, looking deeply impressed. "I never knew that!"

"Mum told Ron not to spread it around," said Fred, grinning at Harry. "She said you got enough

attention as it was."

"She’s not wrong," mumbled Harry, and a couple of people laughed.

The veiled witch sitting alone shifted very slightly in her seat.

"And did you kill a Basilisk with that sword in Dumbledore’s office?" demanded Terry Boot. "That’s what one of the portraits on the wall told me when I was in there last year..."

"Er - yeah, I did, yeah," said Harry.

Justin Finch-Fletchley whistled; the Creevey brothers exchanged awestruck looks and Lavender

Brown said "Wow!" softly. Harry was feeling slightly hot around the collar now; he was

determinedly looking anywhere but at Cho.

"And in our first year," said Neville to the group at large, "he saved that Sorcerous Stone -"

"Sorcerer’s," hissed Hermione.

"Yes, that - from You-Know-Who," finished Neville.

Hannah Abbott’s eyes were as round as Galleons.

"And that’s not to mention," said Cho (Harry’s eyes snapped across to her; she was looking at

him, smiling; his stomach did another somersault) "all the tasks he had to get through in the

Triwizard Tournament last year - getting past dragons and merpeople and Acromantula and


There was a murmur of impressed agreement around the table. Harry’s insides were squirming.

He was trying to arrange his face so that he did not look too pleased with himself. The fact that

Cho had just praised him made it much, much harder for him to say the thing he had sworn to

himself he would tell them.

"Look," he said, and everyone fell silent at once, " I... I don’t want to sound like I’m trying to be

modest or anything, but... I had a lot of help with all that stuff..."

"Not with the dragon, you didn’t," said Michael Corner at once. "That was a seriously cool bit of


"Yeah, well -" said Harry, feeling it would be churlish to disagree.

"And nobody helped you get rid of those Dementors this summer," said Susan Bones.

"No," said Harry, "no, okay, I know I did bits of it without help, but the point I’m trying to make is -"

"Are you trying to weasel out of showing us any of this stuff?" said Zacharias Smith.

"Here’s an idea," said Ron loudly, before Harry could speak, "why don’t you shut your mouth?"

Perhaps the word ‘weasel’ had affected Ron particularly strongly. In any case, he was now

looking at Zacharias as though he would like nothing better than to thump him. Zacharias


"Well, we’ve all turned up to learn from him and now he’s telling us he can’t really do any of it,"

he said.

"That’s not what he said," snarled Fred.

"Would you like us to clean out your ears for you?" enquired George, pulling a long and lethal looking metal instrument from inside one of the Zonko’s bags.

"Or any part of your body, really, we’re not fussy where we stick this," said Fred.

"Yes, well," said Hermione hastily, "moving on... the point is, are we agreed we want to take

lessons from Harry?"

There was a murmur of general agreement. Zacharias folded his arms and said nothing, though

perhaps this was because he was too busy keeping an eye on the instrument in Fred’s hand.

"Right," said Hermione, looking relieved that something had at last been settled. "Well, then, the

next question is how often we do it. I really don’t think there’s any point in meeting less than

once a week -"

"Hang on," said Angelina, "we need to make sure this doesn’t clash with our Quidditch practice."

"No," said Cho, "nor with ours."

"Nor ours," added Zacharias Smith.

"I’m sure we can find a night that suits everyone," aid Hermione, slightly impatiently, "but you

know, this is rather important, we’re talking about learning to defend ourselves against V-Voldemort’s Death Eaters -"

"Well said!" barked Ernie Macmillan, who Harry had been expecting to speak long before this.

"Personally I think this is really important, possibly more important than anything else we’ll do

this year, even with our OWLs coming up!"

He looked around impressively, as though waiting for people to cry "Surely not!" When nobody

spoke, he went on, "I, personally am at a loss to see why the Ministry has foisted such a useless

teacher on us at this critical period. Obviously, they are in denial about the return of You-Know-

Who, but to give us a teacher who is trying to actively prevent us from using defensive spells -"

"We think the reason Umbridge doesn’t want us trained in Defense Against the Dark Arts," said

Hermione, "is that she’s got some... some mad idea that Dumbledore could use the students in

the school as a kind of private army. She thinks he’d mobilize us against the Ministry."

Nearly everybody looked stunned at this news; everybody except Luna Lovegood, who piped up,

"Well, that makes sense. After all, Cornelius Fudge has got his own private army."

"What?" said Harry, completely thrown by this unexpected piece of information.

"Yes, he’s got an army of Heliopaths," said Luna so lemnly.

"No, he hasn’t," snapped Hermione.

"Yes, he has," said Luna.

"What are Heliopaths?" asked Neville, looking blank.

"They’re spirits of fire," said Luna, her protuberant eyes widening so that she looked madder than ever, "great tall flaming creatures that gallop across the ground burning everything in front of -"

"They don’t exist, Neville," said Hermione tartly.

"Oh, yes, they do!" said Luna angrily.

"I’m sorry, but where’s the proof of that?" snapped Hermione.

"There are plenty of eye-witness accounts. Just because you’re so narrow-minded you need to

have everything shoved under your nose before you -"

"Hem, hem," said Ginny, in such a good imitation of Professor Umbridge that several people

looked around in alarm and then laughed. "Weren’t we trying to decide how often we’re going to meet and have defense lessons?"

"Yes," said Hermione at once, "yes, we were, you’re right, Ginny."

"Well, once a week sounds cool," said Lee Jordan.

"As long as -" began Angelina.

"Yes, yes, we know about the Quidditch," said Hermione in a tense voice. "Well, the other thing

to decide is where we’re going to meet..."

This was rather more difficult; the whole group fell silent.

"Library?" suggested Katie Bell after a few moments.

"I can’t see Madam Pince being too chuffed with us doing jinxes in the library," said Harry.

"Maybe an unused classroom?" said Dean.

"Yeah," said Ron, "McGonagall might let us have hers, she did when Harry was practicing for the Triwizard."

But Harry was pretty certain that McGonagall would not be so accommodating this time. For all

that Hermione had said about study and homework groups being allowed, he had the distinct

feeling that this one might be considered a lot more rebellious.

"Right, well, we’ll try to find somewhere," said Hermione. "We’ll send a message round to

everybody when we’ve got a time and a place for the first meeting."

She rummaged in her bag and produced parchment and a quill, then hesitated, rather as though

she was steeling herself to say something.

"I - I think everybody should write their name down, just so we know who was here. But I also

think," she took a deep breath, "that we all ought to agree not to shout about what we’re doing. So if you sign, you’re agreeing not to tell Umbridge or anybody else what we’re up to."

Fred reached out for the parchment and cheerfully wrote his signature, but Harry noticed at once

that several people looked less than happy at the prospect of putting their names on the list.

"Er..." said Zacharias slowly, not taking the parchment that George was trying to pass to him,

"well... I’m sure Ernie will tell me when the meeting is."

But Ernie was looking rather hesitant about signing, too. Hermione raised her eyebrows at him.

"I - well, we are prefects," Ernie burst out. "And if this list was found... well, I mean to say...

you said yourself, if Umbridge finds out -"

"You just said this group was the most important thing you’d do this year," Harry reminded him.

"I - yes," said Ernie, "yes, I do believe that, it ‘ s just -"

"Ernie, do you really think I’d leave that list lying around?" said Hermione testily.

"No. No, of course not," said Ernie, looking slightly less anxious. "I - yes, of course I’ll sign."

Nobody raised objections after Ernie, though Harry saw Cho’s friend give her a rather

reproachful look before adding her own name. When the last person - Zacharias - had signed,

Hermione took the parchment back and slipped it carefully into her bag. There was an odd

feeling in the group now. It was as though they had just signed some kind of contract.

"Well, time’s ticking on," said Fred briskly, getting to his feet. "George, Lee and I have got items of a sensitive nature to purchase, we’ll be seeing you all later."

In twos and threes the rest of the group took their leave, too.

Cho made rather a business of fastening the catch on her bag before leaving, her long dark

curtain of hair swinging forwards to hide her face, but her friend stood beside her, arms folded,

clicking her tongue, so that Cho had little choice but to leave with her. As her friend ushered her

through the door, Cho looked back and waved at Harry.

"Well, I think that went quite well," said Hermione happily, as she, Harry and Ron walked out of

the Hog’s Head into the bright sunlight a few moments later. Harry and Ron were clutching their

bottles of Butterbeer.

"That Zacharias bloke’s a wart," said Ron, who was glowering after the figure of Smith, just

discernible in the distance.

"I don’t like him much, either," admitted Hermione, "but he overheard me talking to Ernie and

Hannah at the Hufflepuff table and he seemed really interested in coming, so what could I say?

But the more people the better really - I mean, Michael Corner and his friends wouldn’t have

come if he hadn’t been going out with Ginny -"

Ron, who had been draining the last few drops from his Butterbeer bottle, gagged and sprayed

Butterbeer down his front.

"He’s WHAT?" spluttered Ron, outraged, his ears now resembling curls of raw beef. "She’s

going out with - my sister’s going - what d’you mean, Michael Corner?"

"Well, that’s why he and his friends came, I think - well, they’re obviously interested in learning

defense, but if Ginny hadn’t told Michael what was going on -"

"When did this - when did she -?"

"They met at the Yule Ball and got together at the end of last year," said Hermione composedly. They had turned into the High Street and she paused outside Scrivenshaft’s Quill Shop, where

there was a handsome display of pheasant feather quills in the window. "Hmm... I could do with

a new quill."

She turned into the shop. Harry and Ron followed her.

"Which one was Michael Corner?" Ron demanded furiously.

"The dark one," said Hermione.

"I didn’t like him," said Ron at once.

"Big surprise," said Hermione under her breath.

"But," said Ron, following Hermione along a row of quills in copper pots, "I thought Ginny

fancied Harry!"

Hermione looked at him rather pityingly and shook her head.

"Ginny used to fancy Harry, but she gave up on him months ago. Not that she doesn’t like you, of course," she added kindly to Harry while she examined a long black and gold quill.

Harry, whose head was still full of Cho’s parting wave, did not find this subject quite as

interesting as Ron, who was positively quivering with indignation, but it did bring something

home to him that until now he had not really registered.

"So that’s why she talks now?" he asked Hermione. "She never used to talk in front of me."

"Exactly," said Hermione. "Yes, I think I’ll have this one..."

She went up to the counter and handed over fifteen Sickles and two Knuts, with Ron still

breathing down her neck.

"Ron," she said severely as she turned and trod on his feet, "this is exactly why Ginny hasn’t told

you she’s seeing Michael, she knew you’d take it badly. So don’t harp on about it, for heaven’s


"What d’you mean? Who’s taking anything badly? I’m not going to harp on about anything..."

Ron continued to chunter under his breath all the way down the street.

Hermione rolled her eyes at Harry and then said in an undertone, while Ron was still muttering

imprecations about Michael Corner, "And talking about Michael and Ginny... what about Cho

and you?"

"What d’you mean?" said Harry quickly.

It was as though boiling water was rising rapidly inside him; a burning sensation that was

causing his face to smart in the cold -had he been that obvious?

"Well," said Hermione, smiling slightly, "she just couldn’t keep her eyes off you, could she?"

Harry had never before appreciated just how beautiful the village of Hogsmeade was.


Educational Decree Number Twenty-Four

Harry felt happier for the rest of the weekend than he had done all term. He and Ron spent much

of Sunday catching up with all their homework again, and although this could hardly be called

fun, the last burst of autumn sunshine persisted, so rather than sitting hunched over tables in the

common room they took their work outside and lounged in the shade of a large beech tree on the

edge of the lake. Hermione, who of course was up to date with all her work, brought more wool

outside with her and bewitched her knitting needles so that they flashed and clicked in midair

beside her, producing more hats and scarves.

Knowing they were doing something to resist Umbridge and the Ministry, and that he was a key

part of the rebellion, gave Harry a feeling of immense satisfaction. He kept reliving Saturdays

meeting in his mind: all those people, coming to him to learn Defense Against the Dark Arts...

and the looks on their faces as they had heard some of the things he had done... and Cho praising

his performance in the Triwizard Tournament - The knowledge that all those people did not think him a lying weirdo, but someone to be admired, buoyed him up so much that he was still cheerful on Monday morning, despite the imminent prospect of all his least favorite classes.

He and Ron headed downstairs from their dormitory, discussing Angelinas idea that they were to

work on a new move called the Sloth Grip Roll during that night’s Quidditch practice, and not

until they were halfway across the sunlit common room did they notice the addition to the room

that had already attracted the attention of a small group of people.

A large sign had been affixed to the Gryffindor noticeboard; so large it covered everything else

on it - the lists of secondhand spellbooks for sale, the regular reminders of school rules from

Argus Filch, the Quidditch team training timetable, the offers to barter certain Chocolate Frog

Cards for others, the Weasleys’ latest advertisement for testers, the dates of the Hogsmeade

weekends and the lost and found notices. The new sign was printed in large black letters and

there was a highly official-looking seal at the bottom beside a neat and curly signature.


All student organizations, societies, teams, groups and clubs are henceforth disbanded.

An organization, society, team, group or club is hereby defined as a regular meeting of three or

more students.

Permission to re-form may be sought from the High Inquisitor (Professor Umbridge).

No student organization, society, team, group or club may exist without the knowledge and

approval of the High Inquisitor.

Any student found to have formed, or to belong to, an organization, society, team, group or club

that has not been approved by the High Inquisitor will be expelled.

The above is in accordance with Educational Decree Number Twenty-four.

Signed: Dolores Jane Umbridge, High Inquisitor

Harry and Ron read the notice over the heads of some anxious-looking second-years.

"Does this mean they’re going to shut down the Gobstones Club?" one of them asked his friend.

"I reckon you’ll be okay with Gobstones," Ron said darkly, making the second-year jump. "I don’t think we’re going to be as lucky, though, do you?" he asked Harry as the second-years hurried away.

Harry was reading the notice through again. The happiness that had filled him since Saturday

was gone. His insides were pulsing with rage.

"This isn’t a coincidence," he said, his hands forming fists. "She knows."

"She can’t," said Ron at once.

"There were people listening in that pub. And let’s face it, we don’t know how many of the people who turned up we can trust... any of them could have run off and told Umbridge..."

And he had thought they believed him, thought they even admired him...

"Zacharias Smith!" said Ron at once, punching a fist into his hand. "Or - I thought that Michael

Corner had a really shifty look, too -"

"I wonder if Hermione’s seen this yet?" Harry said, looking round at the door to the girls’


"Let’s go and tell her," said Ron. He bounded forwards, pulled open the door and set off up the

spiral staircase.

He was on the sixth stair when there was a loud, wailing, klaxon-like sound and the steps melted

together to make a long, smooth stone slid. There was a brief moment when Ron tried to keep running, arms working madly like windmills, then he toppled over backwards and shot down the newly created slide, coming to rest on his back at Harry’s feet.

"Er - I don’t think we’re allowed in the girls’ dormitories," said Harry, pulling Ron to his feet and trying not to laugh.

Two fourth-year girls came zooming gleefully down the stone slide.

"Oooh, who tried to get upstairs?" they giggled happily, leaping to their feet and ogling Harry

and Ron.

"Me," said Ron, who was still rather disheveled. " I didn’t realize that would happen. It’s not

fair!" he added to Harry, as the girls headed off for the portrait hole, still giggling madly. "Hermione’s allowed in our dormitory, how come we’re not allowed -?"

"Well, it’s an old-fashioned rule," said Hermione, who had just slid neatly on to a rug in front of

them and was now getting to her feet, "but it says in Hogwarts A History, that the founders

thought boys were less trustworthy than girls. Anyway, why were you trying to get in there?"

"To see you - look at this!" said Ron, dragging her over to the noticeboard.

Hermione’s eyes slid rapidly down the notice. Her expression became stony.

"Someone must have blabbed to her!" Ron said angrily.

"They can’t have done," said Hermione in a low voice.

"You’re so naive," said Ron, "you think just because you’re all honorable and trustworthy -"

"No, they can’t have done, because I put a jinx on that piece of parchment we all signed," said

Hermione grimly. "Believe me, if anyone’s run off and told Umbridge, we’ll know exactly who

they are and they will really regret it."

"What’ll happen to them?" said Ron eagerly.

"Well, put it this way" said Hermione, "it’ll make Eloise Midgeon’s acne look like a couple of

cute freckles. Come on, let’s get down to breakfast and see what the others think... I wonder

whether this has been put up in all the houses?"

It was immediately apparent on entering the Great Hall that Umbridge’s sign had not only

appeared in Gryffindor Tower. There was a peculiar intensity about the chatter and an extra

measure of movement in the Hall as people scurried up and down their tables conferring on what

they had read. Harry, Ron and Hermione had barely taken their seats when Neville, Dean, Fred,

George and Ginny descended upon them.

"Did you see it?"

"D’you reckon she knows?"

"What are we going to do?"

They were all looking at Harry. He glanced around to make sure there were no teachers near


"We’re going to do it anyway of course," he said quietly.

"Knew you’d say that"‘ said George, beaming and thumping Harry on the arm.

"The prefects as well?" said Fred, looking quizzically at Ron and Hermione.

"Of course," said Hermione coolly.

"Here come Ernie and Hannah Abbott," said Ron, looking over his shoulder. "And those

Ravenclaw blokes and Smith... and no one looks very spotty."

Hermione looked alarmed.

"Nevermind spots, the idiots can’t come over here now, it’ll look really suspicious - sit down!"

she mouthed to Ernie and Hannah, gesturing frantically to them to rejoin the Hufflepuff table.

"Later! We’ll - talk - to - you - later!"

"I’ll tell Michael," said Ginny impatiently, swinging herself off her bench, "the fool, honestly..."

She hurried off towards the Ravenclaw table; Harry watched her go. Cho was sitting not far

away, talking to the curly-haired friend she had brought along to the Hog’s Head. Would

Umbridge’s notice scare her off meeting them again?

But the full repercussions of the sign were not felt until they were leaving the Great Hall for

History of Magic.

"Harry! Ron!"

It was Angelina and she was hurrying towards them looking perfectly desperate.

"It’s okay," said Harry quietly, when she was near enough to hear him. "We’re still going to -"

"You realize she’s including Quidditch in this?" Angelina said over him. "We have to go and ask

permission to re-form the Gryffindor team!"

"What?" said Harry.

"No way," said Ron, appalled.

"You read the sign, it mentions teams too! So listen, Harry... I am saying this for the last time...

please, please don’t lose your temper with Umbridge again or she might not let us play any


"Okay,okay," said Harry, for Angelina looked as though she was on the verge of tears. "Don’t

worry, I’ll behave myself..."

"Bet Umbridge is in History of Magic," said Ron grimly, as they set off for Binns’s lesson. "She

hasn’t inspected Binns yet... bet you anything she’s there..."

But he was wrong; the only teacher present when they entered was Professor Binns, floating an

inch or so above his chair as usual and preparing to continue his monotonous drone on giant

wars. Harry did not even attempt to follow what he was saying today; he doodled idly on his

parchment ignoring Hermione’s frequent glares and nudges, until a particularly painful poke in

the ribs made him look up angrily.


She pointed at the window. Harry looked round. Hedwig was perched on the narrow window

ledge, gazing through the thick glass at him, a letter tied to her leg. Harry could not understand

it; they had just had breakfast, why on earth hadn’t she delivered the letter then, as usual? Many

of his classmates were pointing out Hedwig to each other, too.

"Oh, I’ve always loved that owl, she’s so beautiful," Harry heard Lavender sigh to Parvati.

He glanced round at Professor Binns who continued to read his notes, serenely unaware that the

class’s attention was even less focused upon him than usual. Harry slipped quietly off his chair,

crouched down and hurried along the row to the window, where he slid the catch and opened it

very slowly.

He had expected Hedwig to hold out her leg so that he could remove the letter and then fly off to

the Owlery but the moment the window was open wide enough she hopped inside, hooting

dolefully. He closed the window with an anxious glance at Professor Binns, crouched low again

and sped back to his seat with Hedwig on his shoulder. He regained his seat, transferred Hedwig

to his lap and made to remove the letter tied to her leg.

Only then did he realize that Hedwig’s feathers were oddly ruffled; some were bent the wrong

way, and she was holding one of her wings at an odd angle.

"She’s hurt!" Harry whispered, bending his head low over her. Hermione and Ron leaned in

closer; Hermione even put down her quill. "Look - there’s something wrong with her wing -"

Hedwig was quivering; when Harry made to touch the wing she gave a little jump, all her

feathers on end as though she was inflating herself, and gazed at him reproachfully.

"Professor Binns," said Harry loudly, and everyone in the class turned to look at him. "I’m not

feeling well."

Professor Binns raised his eyes from his notes, looking amazed, as always, to find the room in

front of him full of people.

"Not feeling well?" he repeated hazily.

"Not at all well," said Harry firmly getting to his feet with Hedwig concealed behind his back. "I

think I need to go to the hospital wing."

"Yes," said Professor Binns, clearly very much wrong-footed. "Yes... yes, hospital wing... well,

off you go, then, Perkins..."

Once outside the room, Harry returned Hedwig to his shoulder and hurried off up the corridor,

pausing to think only when he was out of sight of Binns’s door. His first choice of somebody to

cure Hedwig would have been Hagrid, of course, but as he had no idea where Hagrid was his

only remaining option was to find Professor Grubbly-Plank and hope she would help.

He peered out of a window at the blustery, overcast grounds. There was no sign of her anywhere

near Hagrid’s cabin; if she was not teaching, she was probably in the staff room. He set off

downstairs, Hedwig hooting feebly as she swayed on his shoulder.

Two stone gargoyles flanked the staff-room door. As Harry approached, one of them croaked,

"You should be in class, Sonny Jim."

"This is urgent," said Harry curtly.

"Ooooh, urgent, is it?" said the other gargoyle in a high-pitched voice. "Well, that’s put us in our

place, hasn’t it?"

Harry knocked. He heard footsteps, then the door opened and he found himself face to face with

Professor McGonagall.

"You haven’t been given another detention!" she said at once, her square spectacles flashing


"No, Professor!" said Harry hastily.

"Well then, why are you out of class?"

"It’s urgent, apparently," said the second gargoyle snidely.

"I’m looking for Professor Grubbly-Plank," Harry explained. "It’s my owl, she’s injured."

"Injured owl, did you say?"

Professor Grubbly-Plank appeared at Professor McGonagall’s shoulder, smoking a pipe and

holding a copy of the Daily Prophet.

"Yes," said Harry, lifting Hedwig carefully off his shoulder, "she turned up after the other post

owls and her wing’s all funny, look -"

Professor Grubbly-Plank stuck her pipe firmly between her teeth and took Hedwig from Harry

while Professor McGonagall watched.

"Hmm," said Professor Grubbly-Plank, her pipe waggling slightly as she talked. "Looks like

something’s attacked her. Can’t think what would have done it, though. Thestrals will sometimes

go for birds, of course, but Hagrid’s got the Hogwarts Thestrals well-trained not to touch owls."

Harry neither knew nor cared what Thestrals were; he just wanted to know that Hedwig was

going to be all right. Professor McGonagall, however, looked sharply at Harry and said, "Do you

know how far this owl’s traveled, Potter?"

"Er," said Harry. "From London, I think."

He met her eyes briefly and knew, by the way her eyebrows had joined in the middle, that she

understood ‘London’ to mean ‘number twelve, Grimmauld Place’.

Professor Grubbly-Plank pulled a monocle out of the inside of her robes and screwed it into her

eye, to examine Hedwig’s wing closely. "I should be able to sort this out if you leave her with

me, Potter," she said, "she shouldn’t be flying long distances for a few days, in any case."

"Er - right - thanks"‘ said Harry, just as the bell rang for break.

"No problem," said Professor Grubbly-Plank gruffly, turning back into the staff room.

"Just a moment, Wilhelmina!" said Professor McGonagall. "Potters letter!"

"Oh yeah!" said Harry, who had momentarily forgotten the scroll tied to Hedwig’s leg. Professor

Grubbly-Plank handed it over and then disappeared into the staff room carrying Hedwig, who

was staring at Harry as though unable to believe he would give her away like this. Feeling

slightly guilty, he turned to go, but Professor McGonagall called him back.


"Yes, Professor?"

She glanced up and down the corridor; there were students coming from both directions.

"Bear in mind," she said quickly and quietly, her eyes on the scroll in his hand, "that channels of

communication in and out of Hogwarts may be being watched, won’t you?"

"I -" said Harry, but the flood of students rolling along the corridor was almost upon him.

Professor McGonagall gave him a curt nod and retreated into the staff room, leaving Harry to be

swept out into the courtyard with the crowd. He spotted Ron and Hermione already standing in a

sheltered corner, their cloak collars turned up against the wind. Harry slit open the scroll as he

hurried towards them and found five words in Sirius’s handwriting:

Today, same time, same place.

"Is Hedwig okay?" asked Hermione anxiously, the moment he was within earshot.

"Where did you take her?" asked Ron.

"To Grubbly-Plank," said Harry. "And I met McGonagall... listen..."

And he told them what Professor McGonagall had said. To his surprise, neither of the others

looked shocked. On the contrary, they exchanged significant looks.

"What?" said Harry, looking from Ron to Hermione and back again.

"Well, I was just saying to Ron... what if someone had tried to intercept Hedwig? I mean, she’s

never been hurt on a flight before, has she?"

"Who’s the letter from, anyway?" asked Ron, taking the note from Harry.

"Snuffles"‘ said Harry quietly.

"‘Same time, same place?’ Does he mean the fire in the common room?"

"Obviously," said Hermione, also reading the note. She looked uneasy. "I just hope nobody else

has read this..."

"But it was still sealed and everything," said Harry, trying to convince himself as much as her.

"And nobody would understand what it meant if they didn’t know where we’d spoken to him

before, would they?"

"I don’t know," said Hermione anxiously, hitching h er bag back over her shoulder as the bell

rang again, "it wouldn’t be exactly difficult to re-seal the scroll by magic... and if anyone’s

watching the Floo Network... but I don’t really see how we can warn him not to come

without that being intercepted, too!"

They trudged down the stone steps to the dungeons for Potions, all three of them lost in thought,

but as they reached the bottom of the steps they were recalled to themselves by the voice of

Draco Malfoy who was standing just outside Snape’s classroom door, waving around an official looking piece of parchment and talking much louder than was necessary so that they could hear

every word.

"Yeah, Umbridge gave the Slytherin Quidditch team permission to continue playing

straightaway, I went to ask her first thing this morning. Well, it was pretty much automatic, I

mean, she knows my father really well, he’s always popping in and out of the Ministry... it’ll be

interesting to see whether Gryffindor are allowed to keep playing, won’t it?"

"Don’t rise," Hermione whispered imploringly to Harry and Ron, who were both watching

Malfoy, faces set and fists clenched. "It’s what he wants."

"I mean," said Malfoy, raising his voice a little more, his grey eyes glittering malevolently in

Harry and Ron’s direction, "if it’s a question of influence with the Ministry, I don’t think they’ve

got much chance... from what my father says, they’ve been looking for an excuse to sack Arthur

Weasley for years... and as for Potter... my father says it’s a matter of time before the Ministry

has him carted off to St. Mungo’s... apparently they’ve got a special ward for people whose

brains have been addled by magic."

Malfoy made a grotesque face, his mouth sagging open and his eyes rolling. Crabbe and Goyle

gave their usual grunts of laughter; Pansy Parkinson shrieked with glee.

Something collided hard with Harry’s shoulder, knocking him sideways. A split second later he

realized that Neville had just charged past him, heading straight for Malfoy.

"Neville, no!"

Harry leapt forward and seized the back of Neville’s robes; Neville struggled frantically, his fists

flailing, trying desperately to get at Malfoy who looked, for a moment, extremely shocked.

"Help me!" Harry flung at Ron, managing to get an arm around Neville’s neck and dragging him

backwards, away from the Slytherins. Crabbe and Goyle were flexing their arms as they stepped

in front of Malfoy, ready for the fight. Ron seized Neville’s arms, and together he and Harry

succeeded in dragging Neville back into the Gryffindor line. Neville’s face was scarlet; the

pressure Harry was exerting on his throat rendered him quite incomprehensible, but odd words

spluttered from his mouth.

"Not... funny... don’t... Mungo’s... show... him..."

The dungeon door opened. Snape appeared there. His black eyes swept up the Gryffindor line to

the point where Harry and Ron were wrestling with Neville.

"Fighting, Potter, Weasley, Longbottom?" Snape said in his cold, sneering voice. "Ten points from Gryffindor. Release Longbottom, Potter, or it will be detention. Inside, all of you."

Harry let go of Neville, who stood panting and glaring at him.

"I had to stop you," Harry gasped, picking up his bag. "Crabbe and Goyle would’ve torn you


Neville said nothing; he merely snatched up his own bag and stalked off into the dungeon.

"What in the name of Merlin," said Ron slowly, as they followed Neville, "was that about?"

Harry did not answer. He knew exactly why the subject of people who were in St. Mungo’s

because of magical damage to their brains was highly distressing to Neville, but he had sworn to

Dumbledore that he would not tell anyone Neville’s secret. Even Neville did not know Harry


Harry, Ron and Hermione took their usual seats at the back of the class, pulled out parchment,

quills and their copies of One Thousand Magical Herb s and Fungi. The class around them was

whispering about what Neville had just done, but when Snape closed the dungeon door with an

echoing bang, everybody immediately fell silent.

"You will notice," said Snape, in his low, sneering voice, "that we have a guest with us today."

He gestured towards the dim corner of the dungeon and Harry saw Professor Umbridge sitting

there, clipboard on her knee. He glanced sideways at Ron and Hermione, his eyebrows raised.

Snape and Umbridge, the two teachers he hated most. It was hard to decide which one he wanted

to triumph over the other.

"We are continuing with our Strengthening Solution today. You will find your mixtures as you

left them last lesson; if correctly made they should have matured well over the weekend -

instructions -" he waved his wand again "- on the board. Carry on."

Professor Umbridge spent the first half hour of the lesson making notes in her corner. Harry was

very interested in hearing her question Snape; so interested, that he was becoming careless with

his potion again.

"Salamander blood, Harry!" Hermione moaned, grabbing his wrist to prevent him adding the

wrong ingredient for the third time, "not pomegranate juice!"

"Right," said Harry vaguely, putting down the bottle and continuing to watch the corner.

Umbridge had just got to her feet. "Ha," he said softly, as she strode between two lines of desks

towards Snape, who was bending over Dean Thomas’s cauldron.

"Well, the class seem fairly advanced for their level," she said briskly to Snape’s back. "Though I would question whether it is advisable to teach them a potion like the Strengthening Solution. I

think the Ministry would prefer it if that was removed from the syllabus."

Snape straightened up slowly and turned to look at her.

"Now... how long have you been teaching at Hogwarts?" she asked, her quill poised over her


"Fourteen years," Snape replied. His expression was unfathomable. Harry, watching him closely,

added a few drops to his potion; it hissed menacingly and turned from turquoise to orange.

"You applied first for the Defense Against the Dark Arts post, I believe?" Professor Umbridge

asked Snape.

"Yes," said Snape quietly.

"But you were unsuccessful?"

Snape’s lip curled.


Professor Umbridge scribbled on her clipboard.

"And you have applied regularly for the Defense Against the Dark Arts post since you first

joined the school, I believe?"

"Yes," said Snape quietly, barely moving his lips. He looked very angry.

"Do you have any idea why Dumbledore has consistently refused to appoint you?" asked


"I suggest you ask him," said Snape jerkily.

"Oh, I shall," said Professor Umbridge, with a sweet smile.

"I suppose this is relevant?" Snape asked, his black eyes narrowed.

"Oh yes," said Professor Umbridge, "yes, the Ministry wants a thorough understanding of

teachers - er - backgrounds."

She turned away, walked over to Pansy Parkinson and began questioning her about the lessons.

Snape looked round at Harry and their eyes met for a second. Harry hastily dropped his gaze to

his potion, which was now congealing foully and giving off a strong smell of burned rubber.

"No marks again, then, Potter" said Snape maliciously, emptying Harry’s cauldron with a wave

of his wand. "You will write me an essay on the correct composition of this potion, indicating

how and why you went wrong, to be handed in next lesson, do you understand?"

"Yes," said Harry furiously. Snape had already given them homework and he had Quidditch

practice this evening; this would mean another couple of sleepless nights. It did not seem

possible that he had awoken that morning feeling very happy. All he felt now was a fervent

desire for this day to end.

"Maybe I’ll skive off Divination," he said glumly, as they stood in the courtyard after lunch, the

wind whipping at the hems of robes and brims of hats. "I’ll pretend to be ill and do Snape’s essay

instead, then I won’t have to stay up half the night."

"You can’t skive off Divination," said Hermione severely.

"Hark who’s talking, you walked out of Divination, you hate Trelawney!" said Ron indignantly.

"I don’t hate her," said Hermione loftily. "I just think she’s an absolutely appalling teacher and a

real old fraud. But Harrys already missed History of Magic and I don’t think he ought to miss

anything else today!"

There was too much truth in this to ignore, so half an hour later Harry took his seat in the hot,

overperfumed atmosphere of the Divination classroom, feeling angry at everybody. Professor

Trelawney was yet again handing out copies of The Dream Oracle. Harry thought he’d surely be

much better employed doing Snape’s punishment essay than sitting here trying to find meaning

in a lot of made-up dreams.

It seemed, however, that he was not the only person in Divination who was in a temper.

Professor Trelawney slammed a copy of the Oracle down on the table between Harry and Ron

and swept away, her lips pursed; she threw the next copy of the Oracle at Seamus and Dean,

narrowly avoiding Seamus’s head, and thrust the final one into Neville’s chest with such force

that he slipped off his pouffe.

"Well, carry on!" said Professor Trelawney loudly, her voice high-pitched and somewhat

hysterical, "you know what to do! Or am I such a sub-standard teacher that you have never

learned how to open a book?"

The class stared perplexedly at her, then at each other. Harry, however, thought he knew what

was the matter. As Professor Trelawney flounced back to the high-backed teacher’s chair, her

magnified eyes full of angry tears, he leaned his head closer to Ron’s and muttered, "I think she’s got the results of her inspection back."

"Professor?" said Parvati Patil in a hushed voice (she and Lavender had always rather admired

Professor Trelawney). "Professor, is there anything - er - wrong?"

"Wrong!" cried Professor Trelawney in a voice throbbing with emotion. "Certainly not! I have

been insulted, certainly... insinuations have been made against me... unfounded accusations

leveled... but no, there is nothing wrong, certainly not!"

She took a great shuddering breath and looked away from Parvati, angry tears spilling from

under her glasses.

"I say nothing," she choked, "of sixteen years of devoted service... it has passed, apparently,

unnoticed... but I shall not be insulted, no, I shall not!"

"But, Professor, who’s insulting you?" asked Parvati timidly.

"The Establishment!" said Professor Trelawney, in a deep, dramatic, wavering voice. "Yes, those

with eyes too clouded by the mundane to See as I See, to Know as I Know... of course, we Seers

have always been feared, always persecuted... it is - alas -our fate."

She gulped, dabbed at her wet cheeks with the end of her shawl, then she pulled a small

embroidered handkerchief from her sleeve, and blew her nose very hard with a sound like Peeves

blowing a raspberry.

Ron sniggered. Lavender shot him a disgusted look.

"Professor," said Parvati, "do you mean... is it something Professor Umbridge -?"

"Do not speak to me about that woman!" cried Professor Trelawney, leaping to her feet, her

beads rattling and her spectacles flashing. "Kindly continue with your work!"

And she spent the rest of the lesson striding among them, tears still leaking from behind her

glasses, muttering what sounded like threats under her breath.

"... may well choose to leave... the indignity of it... on probation... we shall see... how she


"You and Umbridge have got something in common," Harry told Hermione quietly when they

met again in Defense Against the Dark Arts. "She obviously reckons Trelawney’s an old fraud,

too... looks like she’s put her on probation."

Umbridge entered the room as he spoke, wearing her black velvet bow and an expression of

great smugness.

"Good afternoon, class."

"Good afternoon, Professor Umbridge," they chanted dully.

"Wands away, please."

But there was no answering flurry of movement this time; nobody had bothered to take out their


"Please turn to page thirty-four of Defensive Magical Theory and read the third chapter, entitled

‘Case for Non-Offensive Responses to Magical Attack’. There will be -"

"- no need to talk," Harry, Ron and Hermione said together, under their breaths.

"No Quidditch practice," said Angelina in hollow tones when Harry, Ron and Hermione entered

the common room after dinner that night.

"But I kept my temper!" said Harry, horrified. "I didn’t say anything to her, Angelina, I swear, I -"

"I know, I know," said Angelina miserably. "She just said she needed a bit of time to consider."

"Consider what?" said Ron angrily. "She’s given the Slytherins permission, why not us?"

But Harry could imagine how much Umbridge was enjoying holding the threat of no Gryffindor

Quidditch team over their heads and could easily understand why she would not want to

relinquish that weapon over them too soon.

"Well," said Hermione, "look on the bright side - at least now you’ll have time to do Snape’s


"That’s a bright side, is it?" snapped Harry, while Ron stared incredulously at Hermione. "No

Quidditch practice, and extra Potions?"

Harry slumped down into a chair, dragged his Potions essay reluctantly from his bag and set to

work. It was very hard to concentrate; even though he knew Sirius was not due in the fire until

much later, he could not help glancing into the flames every few minutes just in case. There was

also an incredible amount of noise in the room: Fred and George appeared finally to have

perfected one type of Skiving Snackbox, which they were taking turns to demonstrate to a

cheering and whooping crowd.

First, Fred would take a bite out of the orange end of a chew, at which he would vomit

spectacularly into a bucket they had placed in front of them. Then he would force down the

purple end of the chew, at which the vomiting would immediately cease. Lee Jordan, who was

assisting the demonstration, was lazily Vanishing the vomit at regular intervals with the same

Vanishing Spell Snape kept using on Harrys potions.

What with the regular sounds of retching, cheering and the sound of Fred and George taking

advance orders from the crowd, Harry was finding it exceptionally difficult to focus on the

correct method for Strengthening Solution. Hermione was not helping matters; the cheers and the

sound of vomit hitting the bottom of Fred and George’s bucket were punctuated by her loud and

disapproving sniffs, which Harry found, if anything, more distracting.

"Just go and stop them, then!" he said irritably, after crossing out the wrong weight of powdered

griffin claw for the fourth time.

"I can’t, they’re not technically doing anything wrong," said Hermione through gritted teeth.

"They’re quite within their rights to eat the foul things themselves and I can’t find a rule that says the other idiots aren’t entitled to buy them, not unless they’re proven to be dangerous in some way and it doesn’t look as though they are."

She, Harry and Ron watched George projectile-vomit into the bucket, gulp down the rest of the

chew and straighten up, beaming with his arms wide to protracted applause.

"You know, I don’t get why Fred and George only got three OWLs each," said Harry, watching

as Fred, George and Lee collected gold from the eager crowd. "They really know their stuff."

"Oh, they only know flashy stuff that’s of no real use to anyone," said Hermione disparagingly.

"No real use?" said Ron in a strained voice. "Hermione, they’ve made about twenty-six Galleons


It was a long while before the crowd around the Weasley twins dispersed, then Fred, Lee and

George sat up counting their takings even longer, so it was well past midnight when Harry, Ron

and Hermione finally had the common room to themselves. At long last, Fred had closed the

doorway to the boys’ dormitories behind him, rattling his box of Galleons ostentatiously so that

Hermione scowled. Harry, who was making very little progress with his Potions essay, decided

to give it up for the night. As he put his books away, Ron, who was dozing lightly in an

armchair, gave a muffled grunt, awoke, and looked blearily into the fire.

"Sirius!" he said.

Harry whipped round. Siriuss untidy dark head was sitting in the fire again.

"Hi," he said, grinning.

"Hi," chorused Harry, Ron and Hermione, all three kneeling down on the hearthrug. Crookshanks purred loudly and approached the fire, trying, despite the heat, to put his face close

to Sirius’s.

"How’re things?" said Sirius.

"Not that good," said Harry, as Hermione pulled Crookshanks back to stop him singeing his

whiskers. "The Ministry’s forced through another decree, which means we’re not allowed to have Quidditch teams -"

"Or secret Defense Against the Dark Arts groups?" said Sirius.

There was a short pause.

"How did you know about that?" Harry demanded.

"You want to choose your meeting places more carefully," said Sirius, grinning still more

broadly. "The Hog’s Head, I ask you."

"Well, it was better than the Three Broomsticks!" said Hermione defensively. "That’s always

packed with people -"

"Which means you’d have been harder to overhear," said Sirius. "You’ve got a lot to learn,


"Who overheard us?" Harry demanded.

"Mundungus, of course," said Sirius, and when they all looked puzzled he laughed. "He was the

witch under the veil."

"That was Mundungus?" Harry said, stunned. "What was he doing in the Hog’s Head?"

"What do you think he was doing?" said Sirius impatiently. "Keeping an eye on you, of course."

"I’m still being followed?" asked Harry angrily.

"Yeah, you are," said Sirius, "and just as well, isn’t it, if the first thing you’re going to do on your weekend off is organize an illegal defense group."

But he looked neither angry nor worried. On the contrary, he was looking at Harry with distinct


"Why was Dung hiding from us?" asked Ron, sounding disappointed. "We’d’ve liked to’ve seen


"He was banned from the Hog’s Head twenty years ago," said Sirius, "and that barman’s got a

long memory. We lost Moody’s spare Invisibility Cloak when Sturgis was arrested, so Dung’s

been dressing as a witch a lot lately... anyway... first of all, Ron - I’ve sworn to pass on a

message from your mother."

"Oh yeah?" said Ron, sounding apprehensive.

"She says on no account whatsoever are you to take part in an illegal secret Defense Against the

Dark Arts group. She says you’ll be expelled for sure and your future will be ruined. She says

there will be plenty of time to learn how to defend yourself later and that you are too young to be

worrying about that right now. She also" (Sirius’s eyes turned to the other two) "advises Harry

and Hermione not to proceed with the group, though she accepts that she has no authority over

either of them and simply begs them to remember that she has their best interests at heart. She

would have written all this to you, but if the owl had been intercepted you’d all have been in real

trouble, and she can’t say it for herself because she’s on duty tonight."

"On duty doing what?" said Ron quickly.

"Never you mind, just stuff for the Order," said Sirius. "So it’s fallen to me to be the messenger

and make sure you tell her I passed it all on, because I don’t think she trusts me to."

There was another pause in which Crookshanks, mewing, attempted to paw Sirius’s head, and

Ron fiddled with a hole in the hearthrug.

"So, you want me to say I’m not going to take part in the Defense group?" he muttered finally.

"Me? Certainly not!" said Sirius, looking surprised. "I think it’s an excellent idea!"

"You do?" said Harry, his heart lifting.

"Of course I do!" said Sirius. "D’you think your father and I would’ve lain down and taken orders from an old hag like Umbridge?"

"But - last term all you did was tell me to be careful and not take risks -"

"Last year, all the evidence was that someone inside Hogwarts was trying to kill you, Harry!"

said Sirius impatiently. "This year, we know there’s someone outside Hogwarts who’d like to kill us all, so I think learning to defend yourselves properly is a very good idea!"

"And if we do get expelled?" Hermione asked, a quizzical look on her face.

"Hermione, this whole thing was your idea!" said Harry, staring at her.

"I know it was. I just wondered what Sirius thought," she said, shrugging.

"Well, better expelled and able to defend yourselves than sitting safely in school without a clue,"

said Sirius.

"Hear, hear," said Harry and Ron enthusiastically.

"So," said Sirius, "how are you organizing this group? Where are you meeting?"

"Well, that’s a bit of a problem now," said Harry. "Dunno where we’re going to be able to go."

"How about the Shrieking Shack?" suggested Sirius.

"Hey, that’s an idea!" said Ron excitedly, but Hermione made a skeptical noise and all three of

them looked at her, Sirius’s head turning in the flames.

"Well, Sirius, it’s just that there were only four of you meeting in the Shrieking Shack when you

were at school," said Hermione, "and all of you could transform into animals and I suppose you

could all have squeezed under a single Invisibility Cloak if you’d wanted to. But there are

twenty-eight of us and none of us is an Animagus, so we wouldn’t need so much an Invisibility

Cloak as an Invisibility Marquee -"

"Fair point," said Sirius, looking slightly crestfallen. "Well, I’m sure you’ll come up with

somewhere. There used to be a pretty roomy secret passageway behind that big mirror on the

fourth floor, you might have enough space to practice jinxes in there."

"Fred and George told me it’s blocked," said Harry, shaking his head. "Caved in or something."

"Oh..." said Sirius, frowning. "Well, I’ll have a think and get back to -"

He broke off. His face was suddenly tense, alarmed. He turned sideways, apparently looking into

the solid brick wall of the fireplace.

"Sirius?" said Harry anxiously.

But he had vanished. Harry gaped at the flames for a moment, then turned to look at Ron and


"Why did he -?"

Hermione gave a horrified gasp and leapt to her feet, still staring at the fire.

A hand had appeared amongst the flames, groping as though to catch hold of something; a

stubby, short-fingered hand covered in ugly old-fashioned rings.

The three of them ran for it. At the door of the boys’ dormitory Harry looked back. Umbridge’s

hand was still making snatching movements amongst the flames, as though she knew exactly

where Sirius’s hair had been moments before and was determined to seize it.


Dumbledore’s Army

"Umbridge has been reading your mail, Harry. There’s no other explanation."

"You think Umbridge attacked Hedwig?" he said, outraged.

"I’m almost certain of it," said Hermione grimly. "Watch your frog, it’s escaping."

Harry pointed his wand at the bullfrog that had been hopping hopefully towards the other side of

the table - "Accio!" - and it zoomed gloomily back into his hand.

Charms was always one of the best lessons in which to enjoy a private chat; there was generally

so much movement and activity that the danger of being overheard was very slight. Today, with

the room full of croaking bullfrogs and cawing ravens, and with a heavy downpour of rain

clattering and pounding against the classroom windows, Harry, Ron and Hermione’s whispered

discussion about how Umbridge had nearly caught Sirius went quite unnoticed.

"I’ve been suspecting this ever since Filch accused you of ordering Dungbombs, because it

seemed such a stupid lie," Hermione whispered. "I mean, once your letter had been read it would

have been quite clear you weren’t ordering them, so you wouldn’t have been in trouble at all - it’s a bit of a feeble joke, isn’t it? But then I thought, what if somebody just wanted an excuse to read your mail? Well then, it would be a perfect way for Umbridge to manage it - tip off Filch, let him do the dirty work and confiscate the letter, then either find a way of stealing it from him or else demand to see it - I don’t think Filch would object, when’s he ever stuck up for a student’s rights? Harry, you’re squashing your frog."

Harry looked down; he was indeed squeezing his bullfrog so tightly its eyes were popping; he

replaced it hastily upon the desk.

"It was a very, very close call last night," said Hermione. "I just wonder if Umbridge knows how

close it was. Silencio."

The bullfrog on which she was practicing her Silencing Charm was struck dumb mid-croak and

glared at her reproachfully.

"If she’d caught Snuffles -"

Harry finished the sentence for her.

"- He’d probably be back in Azkaban this morning." He waved his wand without really

concentrating; his bullfrog swelled like a green balloon and emitted a high-pitched whistle.

"Silencio!" said Hermione hastily, pointing her wand at Harry’s frog, which deflated silently

before them. "Well, he mustn’t do it again, that’s all. I just don’t know how we’re going to let

him know. We can’t send him an owl."

"I don’t reckon he’ll risk it again," said Ron. "He’s not stupid, he knows she nearly got

him. Silencio."

The large and ugly raven in front of him let out a derisive caw.

"Silencio. SILENCIO!"

The raven cawed more loudly.

"Its the way you’re moving your wand," said Hermione, watching Ron critically, "you don’t want to wave it, it’s more a sharp jab."

"Ravens are harder than frogs," said Ron through clenched teeth.

"Fine, let’s swap," said Hermione, seizing Rons raven and replacing it with her own fat bullfrog.

"Silencio!" The raven continued to open and close its sharp beak, but no sound came out.

"Very good, Miss Granger!" said Professor Flitwick’s squeaky little voice, making Harry, Ron

and Hermione all jump. "Now, let me see you try, Mr. Weasley."

"Wha--? Oh - oh, right," said Ron, very flustered. "Er - silencio!"

He jabbed at the bullfrog so hard he poked it in the eye: the frog gave a deafening croak and

leapt off the desk.

It came as no surprise to any of them that Harry and Ron were given additional practice of the

Silencing Charm for homework.

They were allowed to remain inside over break due to the downpour outside. They found seats in

a noisy and overcrowded classroom on the first floor in which Peeves was floating dreamily up

near the chandelier, occasionally blowing an ink pellet at the top of somebody’s head. They had

barely sat down when Angelina came struggling towards them through the groups of gossiping


"I’ve got permission!" she said. "To re-form the Quidditch team!"

"Excellent!" said Ron and Harry together.

"Yeah," said Angelina, beaming. "I went to McGonagall and I think she might have appealed to

Dumbledore. Anyway, Umbridge had to give in. Ha! So I want you down at the pitch at seven

o’clock tonight, all right, because we’ve got to make up time. You realize we’re only three weeks away from our first match?"

She squeezed away from them, narrowly dodged an ink pellet from Peeves, which hit a nearby

first-year instead, and vanished from sight.

Ron’s smile slipped slightly as he looked out of the window, which was now opaque with

hammering rain.

"Hope this clears up. What’s up with you, Hermione?"

She, too, was gazing at the window, but not as though she really saw it. Her eyes were unfocused

and there was a frown on her face.

"Just thinking..." she said, still frowning at the rain-washed window.

"About Siri-- Snuffles?" said Harry.

"No... not exactly..." said Hermione slowly. "More... wondering... I suppose we’re doing the

right thing... I think... aren’t we?"

Harry and Ron looked at each other.

"Well, that clears that up," said Ron. "It would’ve been really annoying if you hadn’t explained

yourself properly."

Hermione looked at him as though she had only just realized he was there.

"I was just wondering," she said, her voice stronger now, "whether we’re doing the right thing,

starting this Defense Against the Dark Arts group."

"What?" said Harry and Ron together.

"Hermione, it was your idea in the first place!" said Ron indignantly.

"I know," said Hermione, twisting her fingers together. "But after talking to Snuffles..."

"But he’s all for it," said Harry.

"Yes," said Hermione, staring at the window again. "Yes, that’s what made me think maybe it

wasn’t a good idea after all..."

Peeves floated over them on his stomach, peashooter at the ready; automatically all three of them

lifted their bags to cover their heads until he had passed.

"Let’s get this straight," said Harry angrily, as t hey put their bags back on the floor, "Sirius agrees with us, so you don’t think we should do it any more?"

Hermione looked tense and rather miserable. Now staring at her own hands, she said, "Do you

honestly trust his judgment?"

"Yes, I do!" said Harry at once. "He’s always given us great advice!"

An ink pellet whizzed past them, striking Katie Bell squarely in the ear. Hermione watched Katie

leap to her feet and start throwing things at Peeves; it was a few moments before Hermione

spoke again and it sounded as though she was choosing her words very carefully.

"You don’t think he has become... sort of... reckless... since he’s been cooped up in Grimmauld

Place? You don’t think he’s... kind of... living through us?"

"What d’you mean, ‘through us’?" Harry retorted.

"I mean... well, I think he’d love to be forming secret Defense societies right under the nose of

someone from the Ministry... I think he’s really frustrated at how little he can do where he is...

so I think he’s keen to kind of... egg us on."

Ron looked utterly perplexed.

"Sirius is right," he said, "you do sound just like my mother."

Hermione bit her lip and did not answer. The bell rang just as Peeves swooped down on Katie

and emptied an entire ink bottle over her head.

The weather did not improve as the day wore on, so that at seven o’clock that evening, when

Harry and Ron went down to the Quidditch pitch for practice, they were soaked through within

minutes, their feet slipping and sliding on the sodden grass. The sky was a deep, thundery grey

and it was a relief to gain the warmth and light of the changing rooms, even if they knew the

respite was only temporary. They found Fred and George debating whether to use one of their

own Skiving Snackboxes to get out of flying.

"... but I bet she’d know what we’d done," Fred said out of the corner of his mouth. "If only I

hadn’t offered to sell her some Puking Pastilles yesterday."

"We could try the Fever Fudge," George muttered, "no one’s seen that yet -"

"Does it work?" enquired Ron hopefully, as the hammering of rain on the roof intensified and

wind howled around the building.

"Well, yeah," said Fred, "your temperature’ll go right up."

"But you get these massive pus-filled boils, too," said George, "and we haven’t worked out how

to get rid of them yet."

"I can’t see any boils," said Ron, staring at the, twins.

"No, well, you wouldn’t," said Fred darkly, "they’re not in a place we generally display to the


"But they make sitting on a broom a right pain in the -"

"All right, everyone, listen up," said Angelina loudly, emerging from the Captain’s office. "I

know it’s not ideal weather, but there’s a chance we’ll be playing Slytherin in conditions like this

so it’s a good idea to work out how we’re going to cope with them. Harry, didn’t you do

something to your glasses to stop the rain fogging them up when we played Hufflepuff in that


"Hermione did it," said Harry. He pulled out his wand, tapped his glasses and said, "Impervius!"

"I think we all ought to try that," said Angelina. "If we could just keep the rain off our faces it

would really help visibility - all together, come on - Impervius! okay. Let’s go."

They all stowed their wands back in the inside pockets of their robes, shouldered their brooms

and followed Angelina out of the changing rooms.

They squelched through the deepening mud to the middle of the pitch; visibility was still very

poor even with the Impervius Charm; light was fading fast and curtains of rain were sweeping

the grounds.

"All right, on my whistle," shouted Angelina.

Harry kicked off from the ground, spraying mud in all directions, and shot upwards, the wind

pulling him slightly off course.

He had no idea how he was going to see the Snitch in this weather; he was having enough

difficulty seeing the one Bludger with which they were practicing; a minute into the practice it

almost unseated him and he had to use the Sloth Grip Roll to avoid it. Unfortunately, Angelina

did not see this. In fact, she did not appear to be able to see anything; none of them had a clue

what the others were doing. The wind was picking up; even at a distance Harry could hear the

swishing, pounding sounds of the rain pummeling the surface of the lake.

Angelina kept them at it for nearly an hour before conceding defeat. She led her sodden and

disgruntled team back into the changing rooms, insisting that the practice had not been a waste of

time, though without any real conviction in her voice. Fred and George were looking particularly

annoyed; both were bandy-legged and winced with every movement. Harry could hear them

complaining in low voices as he toweled his hair dry.

"I think a few of mine have ruptured," said Fred in a hollow voice.

"Mine haven’t," said George, through clenched teeth, "they’re throbbing like mad... feel bigger if anything."

"OUCH!" said Harry.

He pressed the towel to his face, his eyes screwed tight with pain. The scar on his forehead had

seared again, more painfully than it had in weeks.

"What’s up?" said several voices.

Harry emerged from behind his towel; the changing room was blurred because he was not

wearing his glasses, but he could still tell that everyone’s face was turned towards him.

"Nothing," he muttered, "I - poked myself in the eye, that’s all."

But he gave Ron a significant look and the two of them hung back as the rest of the team filed

back outside, muffled in their cloaks, their hats pulled low over their ears.

"What happened?" said Ron, the moment Alicia had disappeared through the door. "Was it your


Harry nodded.

"But..." looking scared, Ron strode across to the window and stared out into the rain, "he - he

can’t be near us now, can he?"

"No," Harry muttered, sinking on to a bench and rubbing his forehead. "He’s probably miles

away. It hurt because... he’s... angry."

Harry had not meant to say that at all, and heard the words as though a stranger had spoken them

- yet knew at once that they were true. He did not know how he knew it, but he did; Voldemort,

wherever he was, whatever he was doing, was in a towering temper.

"Did you see him?" said Ron, looking horrified. "Did you... get a vision, or something?"

Harry sat quite still, staring at his feet, allowing his mind and his memory to relax in the

aftermath of the pain.

A confused tangle of shapes, a howling rush of voices...

"He wants something done, and it’s not happening fast enough," he said.

Again, he felt surprised to hear the words coming out of his mouth, and yet was quite certain

they were true.

"But... how do you know?" said Ron.

Harry shook his head and covered his eyes with his hands, pressing down upon them with his

palms. Little stars erupted in them. He felt Ron sit down on the bench beside him and knew Ron

was staring at him.

"Is this what it was about last time?" said Ron in a hushed voice. "When your scar hurt in

Umbridge’s office? You-Know-Who was angry?"

Harry shook his head.

"What is it, then?"

Harry was thinking himself back. He had been looking into Umbridge’s face... his scar had

hurt... and he had had that odd feeling in his stomach... a strange, leaping feeling... a happy

feeling... but of course, he had not recognized it for what it was, as he had been feeling so

miserable himself...

"Last time, it was because he was pleased," he said. "Really pleased. He thought... something

good was going to happen. And the night before we came back to Hogwarts..." he thought back

to the moment when his scar had hurt so badly in his and Ron’s bedroom in Grimmauld Place...

"he was furious."

He looked round at Ron, who was gaping at him.

"You could take over from Trelawney, mate," he said in an awed voice.

"I’m not making prophecies," said Harry.

"No, you know what you’re doing?" Ron said, sounding both scared and impressed. "Harry, you’re reading You-Know-Who’s mind!"

"No," said Harry, shaking his head. "It’s more like... his mood, I suppose. I’m just getting flashes of what mood he’s in. Dumbledore said something like this was happening last year. He said that when Voldemort was near me, or when he was feeling hatred, I could tell. Well, now I’m feeling it when he’s pleased, too..."

There was a pause. The wind and rain lashed at the building.

"You’ve got to tell someone," said Ron.

"I told Sirius last time."

"Well, tell him about this time!"

"Can’t, can I?" said Harry grimly. "Umbridge is watching the owls and the fires, remember?"

"Well then, Dumbledore."

"I’ve just told you, he already knows," said Harry shortly, getting to his feet, taking his cloak off

his peg and swinging it around him. "There’s no point telling him again."

Ron did up the fastening of his own cloak, watching Harry thoughtfully.

"Dumbledore’d want to know," he said.

Harry shrugged.

"C’mon... we’ve still got Silencing Charms to practice."

They hurried back through the dark grounds, sliding and stumbling up the muddy lawns, not

talking. Harry was thinking hard. What was it that Voldemort wanted done that was not

happening quickly enough?

"... he’s got other plans... plans he can put into operation very quietly indeed... stuff he can only

get by stealth... like a weapon. Something he didn’t have last time."

Harry had not thought about those words in weeks; he had been too absorbed in what was going

on at Hogwarts, too busy dwelling on the ongoing battles with Umbridge, the injustice of all the

Ministry interference... but now they came back to him and made him wonder... Voldemort’s

anger would make sense if he was no nearer to laying hands on the weapon, whatever it was.

Had the Order thwarted him, stopped him from seizing it? Where was it kept? Who had it now?

"Mimbulus mimbletonia," said Ron’s voice and Harry came back to his senses just in time to

clamber through the portrait hole into the common room.

It appeared that Hermione had gone to bed early, leaving Crookshanks curled in a nearby chair

and an assortment of knobbly knitted elf hats lying on a table by the fire. Harry was rather

grateful that she was not around, because he did not much want to discuss his scar hurting and

have her urge him to go to Dumbledore, too. Ron kept throwing him anxious glances, but Harry

pulled out his Charms books and set to work on finishing his essay, though he was only

pretending to concentrate and by the time Ron said he was going up to bed, too, he had written

hardly anything.

Midnight came and went while Harry was reading and rereading a passage about the uses of

scurvy-grass, lovage and sneezewort and not taking in a word of it.

These plants are most efficacious in the inflaming of the brain, and are therefore much used

in Confusing and Befuddlement Draughts, where the wizard is desirous of producing hot-headedness and recklessness...

... Hermione said Sirius was becoming reckless cooped up in Grimmauld Place...

... most efficacious in the inflaming of the brain, and are therefore much used...

... the Daily Prophet would think his brain was inflamed if they found out that he knew what

Voldemort was feeling...

... therefore much used in Confusing and Befuddlement Draughts...

... confusing was the word, all right; why did he know what Voldemort was feeling? What was

this weird connection between them, which Dumbledore had never been able to explain


... where the wizard is desirous...

... how Harry would like to sleep...

... producing hot-headedness...

... it was warm and comfortable in his armchair before the fire, with the rain still beating heavily

on the windowpanes, Crookshanks purring, and the crackling of the flames...

The book slipped from Harry’s slack grip and landed with a dull thud on the hearthrug. His head

rolled sideways...

He was walking once more along a windowless corridor, his footsteps echoing in the silence. As

the door at the end of the passage loomed larger, his heart beat fast with excitement... if he could

only open it... enter beyond...

He stretched out his hand... his fingertips were inches from it...

"Harry Potter, sir!"

He awoke with a start. The candles had all been extinguished in the common room, but there was

something moving close by.

"Whozair?" said Harry, sitting upright in his chair. The fire was almost out, the room very dark.

"Dobby has your owl, sir!" said a squeaky voice.

"Dobby?" said Harry thickly, peering through the gloom towards the source of the voice.

Dobby the house-elf was standing beside the table on which Hermione had left half a dozen of

her knitted hats. His large, pointed ears were now sticking out from beneath what looked like all

the hats Hermione had ever knitted; he was wearing one on top of the other, so that his head

seemed elongated by two or three feet, and on the very topmost bobble sat Hedwig, hooting

serenely and obviously cured.

"Dobby volunteered to return Harry Potter’s owl," said the elf squeakily, with a look of positive

adoration on his face, "Professor Grubbly-Plank says she is all well now, sir." He sank into a

deep bow so that his pencil-like nose brushed the threadbare surface of the hearthrug and

Hedwig gave an indignant hoot and fluttered on to the arm of Harry’s chair.

"Thanks, Dobby!" said Harry, stroking Hedwig’s head and blinking hard, trying to rid himself of

the image of the door in his dream... it had been very vivid. Surveying Dobby more closely, he

noticed that the elf was also wearing several scarves and innumerable socks, so that his feet

looked far too big for his body.

"Er... have you been taking all the clothes Hermione’s been leaving out?"

"Oh, no, sir," said Dobby happily. "Dobby has been taking some for Winky, too, sir."

"Yeah, how is Winky?" asked Harry.

Dobby’s ears drooped slightly.

"Winky is still drinking lots, sir," he said sadly, his enormous round green eyes, large as tennis

balls, downcast. "She still does not care for clothes, Harry Potter. Nor do the other house-elves.

None of them will clean Gryffindor Tower any more, not with the hats and socks hidden

everywhere, they finds them insulting, sir. Dobby does it all himself, sir, but Dobby does not

mind, sir, for he always hopes to meet Harry Potter and tonight, sir, he has got his wish!" Dobby

sank into a deep bow again. "But Harry Potter does not seem happy," Dobby went on,

straightening up again and looking timidly at Harry. "Dobby heard him muttering in his sleep.

Was Harry Potter having bad dreams?"

"Not really bad," said Harry, yawning and rubbing his eyes. "I’ve had worse."

The elf surveyed Harry out of his vast, orb-like eyes. Then he said very seriously, his ears

drooping, "Dobby wishes he could help Harry Potter, for Harry Potter set Dobby free and Dobby

is much, much happier now."

Harry smiled.

"You can’t help me, Dobby, but thanks for the offer."

He bent and picked up his Potions book. He’d have to try to finish the essay tomorrow. He

closed the book and as he did so the firelight illuminated the thin white scars on the back of his

hand - the result of his detentions with Umbridge...

"Wait a moment - there is something you can do for me, Dobby," said Harry slowly.

The elf looked round, beaming.

"Name it, Harry Potter, sir!"

"I need to find a place where twenty-eight people can practice Defense Against the Dark Arts

without being discovered by any of the teachers. Especially," Harry clenched his hand on the

book, so that the scars shone pearly white, "Professor Umbridge."

He expected the elf’s smile to vanish, his ears to droop; he expected him to say it was

impossible, or else that he would try to find somewhere, but his hopes were not high. What he

had not expected was for Dobby to give a little skip, his ears waggling cheerfully, and clap his

hands together.

"Dobby knows the perfect place, sir!" he said happily. "Dobby heard tell of it from the other

house-elves when he came to Hogwarts, sir. It is known by us as the Come and Go Room, sir, or

else as the Room of Requirement!"

"Why?" said Harry curiously.

"Because it is a room that a person can only enter," said Dobby seriously, "when they have real

need of it. Sometimes it is there, and sometimes it is not, but when it appears, it is always

equipped for the seeker’s needs. Dobby has used it, sir," said the elf, dropping his voice and

looking guilty, "when Winky has been very drunk; he has hidden her in the Room of

Requirement and he has found antidotes to Butterbeer there, and a nice elf-sized bed to settle her

on while she sleeps it off, sir... and Dobby knows Mr. Filch has found extra cleaning materials

there when he has run short, sir, and -"

"And if you really needed a bathroom," said Harry, suddenly remembering something

Dumbledore had said at the Yule Ball the previous Christmas, "would it fill itself with chamber


"Dobby expects so, sir," said Dobby, nodding earnestly. "It is a most amazing room, sir."

"How many people know about it?" said Harry, sitting up straighter in his chair.

"Very few, sir. Mostly people stumbles across it when they needs it, sir, but often they never

finds it again, for they do not know that it is always there waiting to be called into service, sir."

"It sounds brilliant," said Harry, his heart racing. "It sounds perfect, Dobby. When can you show me where it is?"

"Any time, Harry Potter, sir," said Dobby, looking delighted at Harrys enthusiasm. "We could go

now, if you like!"

For a moment Harry was tempted to go with Dobby. He was halfway out of his seat, intending to

hurry upstairs for his Invisibility Cloak when, not for the first time, a voice very much like

Hermione’s whispered in his ear: reckless. It was, after all, very late, he was exhausted, and had

Snape’s essay to finish.

"Not tonight, Dobby," said Harry reluctantly, sinking back into his chair. "This is really

important... I don’t want to blow it, it’ll need proper planning. Listen, can you just tell me

exactly where this Room of Requirement is, and how to get in there?"

Their robes billowed and swirled around them as they splashed across the flooded vegetable

patch to double Herbology, where they could hardly hear what Professor Sprout was saying over

the hammering of raindrops hard as hailstones on the greenhouse roof. The afternoons Care of

Magical Creatures lesson was to be relocated from the storm-swept grounds to a free classroom

on the ground floor and, to their intense relief, Angelina had sought out her team at lunch to tell

them that Quidditch practice was cancelled.

"Good," said Harry quietly, when she told him, "because we’ve found somewhere to have our

first Defense meeting. Tonight, eight o’clock, seventh floor opposite that tapestry of Barnabas

the Barmy being clubbed by those trolls. Can you tell Katie and Alicia?"

She looked slightly taken aback but promised to tell the others. Harry returned hungrily to his

sausages and mash. When he looked up to take a drink of pumpkin juice, he found Hermione

watching him.

"What?" he said thickly.

"Well... it’s just that Dobby’s plans aren’t always that safe. Don’t you remember when he lost

you all the bones in your arm?"

"This room isn’t just some mad idea of Dobby’s; Dumbledore knows about it, too, he mentioned

it to me at the Yule Ball."

Hermione’s expression cleared.

"Dumbledore told you about it?"

"Just in passing," said Harry, shrugging.

"Oh, well, that’s all right then," said Hermione briskly and raised no more objections.

Together with Ron they had spent most of the day seeking out those people who had signed their

names to the list in the Hog’s Head and telling them where to meet that evening. Somewhat to

Harry’s disappointment, it was Ginny who managed to find Cho Chang and her friend first;

however, by the end of dinner he was confident that the news had been passed to every one of

the twenty-five people who had turned up in the Hog’s Head.

At half past seven Harry, Ron and Hermione left the Gryffindor common room, Harry clutching

a certain piece of aged parchment in his hand. Fifth-years were allowed to be out in the corridors

until nine o’clock, but all three of them kept looking around nervously as they made their way

along the seventh floor.

"Hold it," Harry warned, unfolding the piece of parchment at the top of the last staircase, tapping

it with his wand and muttering, "I solemnly swear that I am up to no good."

A map of Hogwarts appeared on the blank surface of the parchment. Tiny black moving dots,

labeled with names, showed where various people were.

"Filch is on the second floor," said Harry, holding the map close to his eyes, "and Mrs. Norris is

on the fourth."

"And Umbridge?" said Hermione anxiously.

"In her office," said Harry, pointing. "Okay, lets go."

They hurried along the corridor to the place Dobby had described to Harry, a stretch of blank

wall opposite an enormous tapestry depicting Barnabas the Barmy’s foolish attempt to train trolls

for the ballet.

"Okay," said Harry quietly, while a moth-eaten troll paused in his relentless clubbing of the would be ballet teacher to watch them. "Dobby said to walk past this bit of wall three times,

concentrating hard on what we need."

They did so, turning sharply at the window just beyond the blank stretch of wall, then at the man-sized vase on its other side. Ron had screwed up his eyes in concentration; Hermione was

whispering something under her breath; Harry’s fists were clenched as he stared ahead of him.

We need somewhere to learn to fight... he thought. Just give us a place to practice... somewhere they can’t find us...

"Harry!" said Hermione sharply, as they wheeled around after their third walk past.

A highly polished door had appeared in the wall. Ron was staring at it, looking slightly wary.

Harry reached out, seized the brass handle, pulled open the door and led the way into a spacious

room lit with flickering torches like those that illuminated the dungeons eight floors below.

The walls were lined with wooden bookcases and instead of chairs there were large silk cushions

on the floor. A set of shelves at the far end of the room carried a range of instruments such as

Sneakoscopes, Secrecy Sensors and a large, cracked Foe-Glass that Harry was sure had hung, the

previous year, in the fake Moodys office.

"These will be good when we’re practicing Stunning, " said Ron enthusiastically, prodding one of the cushions with his foot.

"And just look at these books!" said Hermione excitedly, running a finger along the spines of the

large leather-bound tomes. "A Compendium of Common Curses and their Counter-Actions...

The Dark Arts Outsmarted... Self-Defensive Spellwork... wow..." She looked around at Harry,

her face glowing, and he saw that the presence of hundreds of books had finally convinced

Hermione that what they were doing was right. "Harry, this is wonderful, there’s everything we

need here!"

And without further ado she slid ‘Jinxes for the Jinxed’ from its shelf, sank on to the nearest

cushion and began to read.

There was a gentle knock on the door. Harry looked round. Ginny, Neville, Lavender, Parvati

and Dean had arrived.

"Whoa," said Dean, staring around, impressed. "What is this place?"

Harry began to explain, but before he had finished more people had arrived and he had to start all

over again. By the time eight o’clock arrived, every cushion was occupied. Harry moved across

to the door and turned the key protruding from the lock; it clicked in a satisfyingly loud way and

everybody fell silent, looking at him. Hermione carefully marked her page of ‘Jinxes for the

Jinxed’ and set the book aside.

"Well," said Harry, slightly nervously. "This is the place we’ve found for practice sessions, and

you’ve - er - obviously found it okay."

"It’s fantastic!" said Cho, and several people murmured their agreement.

"It’s bizarre," said Fred, frowning around at it. "We once hid from Filch in here, remember,

George? But it was just a broom cupboard then."

"Hey, Harry, what’s this stuff?" asked Dean from the rear of the room, indicating the

Sneakoscopes and the Foe-Glass.

"Dark detectors," said Harry, stepping between the cushions to reach them. "Basically they all

show when Dark wizards or enemies are around, but you don’t want to rely on them too much,

they can be fooled..."

He gazed for a moment into the cracked Foe-Glass; shadowy figures were moving around inside

it, though none was recognizable. He turned his back on it.

"Well, I’ve been thinking about the sort of stuff we ought to do first and - er -" He noticed a

raised hand. "What, Hermione?"

"I think we ought to elect a leader," said Hermione.

"Harry’s leader," said Cho at once, looking at Hermione as though she were mad.

Harrys stomach did yet another back-flip.

"Yes, but I think we ought to vote on it properly," said Hermione, unperturbed. "It makes it

formal and it gives him authority. So - everyone who thinks Harry ought to be our leader?"

Everybody put up their hand, even Zacharias Smith, though he did it very half-heartedly.

"Er - right, thanks," said Harry, who could feel his face burning. "And -what, Hermione?"

"I also think we ought to have a name," she said brightly, her hand still in the air. "It would

promote a feeling of team spirit and unity, don’t you think?"

"Can we be the Anti-Umbridge League?" said Angelina hopefully.

"Or the Ministry of Magic are Morons Group?" suggested Fred.

"I was thinking," said Hermione, frowning at Fred, "more of a name that didn’t tell everyone

what we were up to, so we can refer to it safely outside meetings."

"The Defense Association?" said Cho. "The D.A. for short, so nobody knows what we’re talking


"Yeah, the D.A.’s good," said Ginny. "Only let’s make it stand for Dumbledores Army, because

that’s the Ministry’s worst fear, isn’t it?"

There was a good deal of appreciative murmuring and laughter at this.

"All in favor of the D.A.?" said Hermione bossily, kneeling up on her cushion to count. "That’s a

majority - motion passed!"

She pinned the piece of parchment with all of their signatures on it on to the wall and wrote

across the top in large letters:

"Right," said Harry, when she had sat down again, "shall we get practicing then? I was thinking,

the first thing we should do is Expelliarmus, you know, the Disarming Charm. I know it’s pretty basic but I’ve found it really useful -"

"Oh, please," said Zacharias Smith, rolling his eye s and folding his arms. "I don’t think Expelliarmus is exactly going to help us against You-Know-Who, do you?"

"I’ve used it against him," said Harry quietly. "It saved my life in June."

Smith opened his mouth stupidly. The rest of the room was very quiet.

"But if you think it’s beneath you, you can leave," Harry said.

Smith did not move. Nor did anybody else.

"Okay," said Harry, his mouth slightly drier than usual with all these eyes upon him, "I reckon we should all divide into pairs and practice."

It felt very odd to be issuing instructions, but not nearly as odd as seeing them followed.

Everybody got to their feet at once and divided up. Predictably, Neville was left partnerless.

"You can practice with me," Harry told him. "Right-on the count of three, then-one, two, three-"

The room was suddenly full of shouts of Expelliarmus. Wands flew in all directions; missed

spells hit books on shelves and sent them flying into the air. Harry was too quick for Neville,

whose wand went spinning out of his hand, hit the ceiling in a shower of sparks and landed with

a clatter on top of a bookshelf, from which Harry retrieved it with a Summoning Charm.

Glancing around, he thought he had been right to suggest they practice the basics first; there was

a lot of shoddy spellwork going on; many people were not succeeding in Disarming their

opponents at all, but merely causing them to jump backwards a few paces or wince as their

feeble spell whooshed over them.

"Expelliarmus!" said Neville, and Harry, caught unawares, felt his wand fly out of his hand.

"I DID IT!" said Neville gleefully. "I’ve never done it before - I DID IT!"

"Good one!" said Harry encouragingly, deciding not to point out that in a real duel Nevilles

opponent was unlikely to be staring in the opposite direction with his wand held loosely at his

side. "Listen, Neville, can you take it in turns to practice with Ron and Hermione for a couple of

minutes so I can walk around and see how the rest are doing?"

Harry moved off into the middle of the room. Something very odd was happening to Zacharias

Smith. Every time he opened his mouth to disarm Anthony Goldstein, his own wand would fly

out of his hand, yet Anthony did not seem to be making a sound. Harry did not have to look far

to solve the mystery: Fred and George were several feet from Smith and taking it in turns to

point their wands at his back.

"Sorry, Harry" said George hastily, when Harry caught his eye. "Couldn’t resist."

Harry walked around the other pairs, trying to correct those who were doing the spell wrong.

Ginny was teamed with Michael Corner; she was doing very well, whereas Michael was either

very bad or unwilling to jinx her. Ernie Macmillan was flourishing his wand unnecessarily,

giving his partner time to get in under his guard; the Creevey brothers were enthusiastic but

erratic and mainly responsible for all the books leaping off the shelves around them; Luna

Lovegood was similarly patchy, occasionally sending Justin Finch-Fletchley’s wand spinning out

of his hand, at other times merely causing his hair to stand on end.

"Okay, stop!" Harry shouted. "Stop! STOP!"

I need a whistle, he thought, and immediately spotted one lying on top of the nearest row of

books. He caught it up and blew hard. Everyone lowered their wands.

"That wasn’t bad," said Harry, "but there’s definite room for improvement." Zacharias Smith

glared at him. "Let’s try again."

He moved off around the room again, stopping here and there to make suggestions. Slowly, the

general performance improved.

He avoided going near Cho and her friend for a while, but after walking twice around every other

pair in the room felt he could not ignore them any longer.

"Oh no," said Cho rather wildly as he approached. "Expelliarmious! I mean, Expellimellius!! I -

oh, sorry, Marietta!"

Her curly-haired friend’s sleeve had caught fire; Marietta extinguished it with her own wand and

glared at Harry as though it was his fault.

"You made me nervous, I was doing all right before then!" Cho told Harry ruefully.

"That was quite good," Harry lied, but when she raised her eyebrows he said, "Well, no, it was

lousy, but I know you can do it properly, I was watching from over there."

She laughed. Her friend Marietta looked at them rather sourly and turned away.

"Don’t mind her," Cho muttered. "She doesn’t really want to be here but I made her come with

me. Her parents have forbidden her to do anything that might upset Umbridge. You see - her

mum works for the Ministry."

"What about your parents?" asked Harry.

"Well, they’ve forbidden me to get on the wrong side of Umbridge, too," said Cho, drawing

herself up proudly. "But if they think I’m not going to fight You-Know-Who after what

happened to Cedric -"

She broke off, looking rather confused, and an awkward silence fell between them; Terry Boot’s

wand went whizzing past Harry’s ear and hit Alicia Spinnet hard on the nose.

"Well, my dad is very supportive of any anti-Ministry action!" said Luna Lovegood proudly from just behind Harry; evidently she had been eavesdropping on his conversation while Justin Finch-Fletchley attempted to disentangle himself from the robes that had flown up over his head. "He’s always saying he’d believe anything of Fudge; I mean, the number of goblins Fudge has had assassinated! And of course he uses the Department of Mysteries to develop terrible poisons,

which he secretly feeds to anybody who disagrees with him. And then there’s his Umgubular

Slashkilter --"

"Don’t ask," Harry muttered to Cho as she opened her mouth, looking puzzled. She giggled.

"Hey, Harry," Hermione called from the other end of the room, "have you checked the time?"

He looked down at his watch and was shocked to see it was already ten past nine, which meant

they needed to get back to their common rooms immediately or risk being caught and punished

by Filch for being out of bounds. He blew his whistle; everybody stopped shouting

"Expelliarmus" and the last couple of wands clattered to the floor.

"Well, that was pretty good," said Harry, "but we’ve overrun, we’d better leave it here. Same

time, same place next week?"

"Sooner!’ said Dean Thomas eagerly and many people nodded in agreement.

Angelina, however, said quickly. "The Quidditch season’s about to start, we need team practices


"Let’s say next Wednesday night, then," said Harry, "we can decide on additional meetings then. Come on, we’d better get going."

He pulled out the Marauder’s Map again and checked it carefully for signs of teachers on the

seventh floor. He let them all leave in threes and fours, watching their tiny dots anxiously to see

that they returned safely to their dormitories: the Hufflepuffs to the basement corridor that also

led to the kitchens; the Ravenclaws to a tower on the west side of the castle, and the Gryffindors

along the corridor to the Fat Lady’s portrait.

"That was really, really good, Harry" said Hermione, when finally it was just her, Harry and Ron

who were left.

"Yeah, it was!" said Ron enthusiastically, as they slipped out of the door and watched it melt

back into stone behind them. "Did you see me disarm Hermione, Harry?"

"Only once," said Hermione, stung. "I got you loads more than you got me -"

"I did not only get you once, I got you at least three times -"

"Well, if you’re counting the one where you tripped over your own feet and knocked the wand

out of my hand -"

They argued all the way back to the common room, but Harry was not listening to them. He had

one eye on the Marauder’s Map, but he was also thinking of Cho saying he made her nervous.


The Lion and the Serpent

Harry felt as though he were carrying some kind of talisman inside his chest over the following

two weeks, a glowing secret that supported him through Umbridge’s classes and even made it

possible for him to smile blandly as he looked into her horrible bulging eyes. He and the D.A.

were resisting her under her very nose, doing the very thing she and the Ministry most feared,

and whenever he was supposed to be reading Wilbert Slinkhard’s book during her lessons he

dwelled instead on satisfying memories of their most recent meetings, remembering how Neville

had successfully disarmed Hermione, how Colin Creevey had mastered the Impediment Jinx

after three meetings’ hard effort, how Parvati Patil had produced such a good Reductor Curse

that she had reduced the table carrying all the Sneakoscopes to dust.

He was finding it almost impossible to fix a regular night of the week for the D.A. meetings, as

they had to accommodate three separate team’s Quidditch practices, which were often rearranged

due to bad weather conditions; but Harry was not sorry about this; he had a feeling that it was

probably better to keep the timing of their meetings unpredictable. If anyone was watching them,

it would be hard to make out a pattern.

Hermione soon devised a very clever method of communicating the time and date of the next

meeting to all the members in case they needed to change it at short notice, because it would

look suspicious if people from different Houses were seen crossing the Great Hall to talk to each

other too often. She gave each of the members of the D.A. a fake Galleon (Ron became very

excited when he first saw the basket and was convinced she was actually giving out gold).

"You see the numerals around the edge of the coins?" Hermione said, holding one up for

examination at the end of their fourth meeting. The coin gleamed fat and yellow in the light from

the torches. "On real Galleons that’s just a serial number referring to the goblin who cast the

coin. On these fake coins, though, the numbers will change to reflect the time and date of the

next meeting. The coins will grow hot when the date changes, so if you’re carrying them in a

pocket you’ll be able to feel them. We take one each, and when Harry sets the date of the next

meeting he’ll change the numbers on his coin, and because I’ve put a Protean Charm on them,

they’ll all change to mimic his."

A blank silence greeted Hermione’s words. She looked around at all the faces upturned to her,

rather disconcerted.

"Well - I thought it was a good idea," she said uncertainly, "I mean, even if Umbridge asked us to turn out our pockets, there’s nothing fishy about carrying a Galleon, is there? But... well, if you don’t want to use them -"

"You can do a Protean Charm?" said Terry Boot.

"Yes," said Hermione.

"But that’s... that’s NEWT standard, that is," he said weakly.

"Oh," said Hermione, trying to look modest. "Oh... well... yes, I suppose it is."

"How come you’re not in Ravenclaw?" he demanded, staring at Hermione with something close

to wonder. "With brains like yours?"

"Well, the Sorting Hat did seriously consider putting me in Ravenclaw during my Sorting," said

Hermione brightly, "but it decided on Gryffindor in the end. So, does that mean we’re using the


There was a murmur of assent and everybody moved forwards to collect one from the basket.

Harry looked sideways at Hermione.

"You know what these remind me of?"

"No, what’s that?"

"The Death Eaters’ scars. Voldemort touches one of them, and all their scars burn, and they

know they’ve got to join him."

"Well... yes," said Hermione quietly, "that is where I got the idea but you’ll notice I decided to

engrave the date on bits of metal rather than on our members’ skin."

"Yeah... I prefer your way," said Harry, grinning, as he slipped his Galleon into his pocket. "I

suppose the only danger with these is that we might accidentally spend them."

"Fat chance," said Ron, who was examining his own fake Galleon with a slightly mournful air, "I haven’t got any real Galleons to confuse it with."

As the first Quidditch match of the season, Gryffindor versus Slytherin, drew nearer, their D.A.

meetings were put on hold because Angelina insisted on almost daily practices. The fact that the

Quidditch Cup had not been held for so long added considerably to the interest and excitement

surrounding the forthcoming game; the Ravenclaws and Hufflepuffs were taking a lively interest

in the outcome, for they, of course, would be playing both teams over the coming year; and the

Heads of House of the competing teams, though they attempted to disguise it under a decent

pretence of sportsmanship, were determined to see their own side victorious. Harry realized how

much Professor McGonagall cared about beating Slytherin when she abstained from giving them

homework in the week leading up to the match.

"I think you’ve got enough to be getting on with at the moment," she said loftily. Nobody could

quite believe their ears until she looked directly at Harry and Ron and said grimly, "I’ve become

accustomed to seeing the Quidditch Cup in my study, boys, and I really don’t want to have to

hand it over to Professor Snape, so use the extra time to practice, won’t you?"

Snape was no less obviously partisan; he had booked the Quidditch pitch for Slytherin practice

so often that the Gryffindors had difficulty getting on it to play. He was also turning a deaf ear to

the many reports of Slytherin attempts to hex Gryffindor players in the corridors. When Alicia

Spinnet turned up in the hospital wing with her eyebrows growing so thick and fast they

obscured her vision and obstructed her mouth, Snape insisted that she must have attempted a

Hair-thickening Charm on herself and refused to listen to the fourteen eye-witnesses who

insisted they had seen the Slytherin Keeper, Miles Bletchley, hit her from behind with a jinx

while she worked in the library.

Harry felt optimistic about Gryffindor’s chances; they had, after all, never lost to Malfoy’s team.

Admittedly, Ron was still not performing to Wood’s standard, but he was working extremely

hard to improve. His greatest weakness was a tendency to lose confidence after he’d made a

blunder; if he let in one goal he became flustered and was therefore likely to miss more. On the

other hand, Harry had seen Ron make some truly spectacular saves when he was on form; during

one memorable practice he had hung one-handed from his broom and kicked the Quaffle so hard

away from the goal hoop that it soared the length of the pitch and through the center hoop at the

other end; the rest of the team felt this save compared favorably with one made recently by

Barry Ryan, the Irish International Keeper, against Poland’s top Chaser, Ladislaw Zamojski.

Even Fred had said that Ron might yet make him and George proud, and that they were seriously

considering admitting he was related to them, something they assured him they had been trying

to deny for four years.

The only thing really worrying Harry was how much Ron was allowing the tactics of the

Slytherin team to upset him before they even got on to the pitch. Harry, of course, had endured

their snide comments for over four years, so whispers of, "Hey, Potty, I heard Warrington’s

sworn to knock you off your broom on Saturday", far from chilling his blood, made him laugh.

"Warrington’s aim’s so pathetic I’d be more worried if he was aiming for the person next to me,"

he retorted, which made Ron and Hermione laugh and wiped the smirk off Pansy Parkinsons


But Ron had never endured a relentless campaign of insults, jeers and intimidation. When

Slytherins, some of them seventh-years and considerably larger than he was, muttered as they

passed in the corridors, "Got your bed booked in the hospital wing, Weasley?" he didn’t laugh,

but turned a delicate shade of green. When Draco Malfoy imitated Ron dropping the Quaffle

(which he did whenever they came within sight of each other), Ron’s ears glowed red and his

hands shook so badly that he was likely to drop whatever he was holding at the time, too.

October extinguished itself in a rush of howling winds and driving rain and November arrived,

cold as frozen iron, with hard frosts every morning and icy draughts that bit at exposed hands

and faces. The skies and the ceiling of the Great Hall turned a pale, pearly grey, the mountains

around Hogwarts were snowcapped, and the temperature in the castle dropped so low that many

students wore their thick protective dragon skin gloves in the corridors between lessons.

The morning of the match dawned bright and cold. When Harry awoke he looked round at Ron’s

bed and saw him sitting bolt upright, his arms around his knees, staring fixedly into space.

"You all right?" said Harry.

Ron nodded but did not speak. Harry was reminded forcibly of the time Ron had accidentally put

a Slug-vomiting Charm on himself; he looked just as pale and sweaty as he had done then, not to

mention as reluctant to open his mouth.

"You just need some breakfast," Harry said bracingly. "C’mon."

The Great Hall was filling up fast when they arrived, the talk louder and the mood more

exuberant than usual. As they passed the Slytherin table there was an upsurge of noise. Harry

looked round and saw that, in addition to the usual green and silver scarves and hats, every one

of them was wearing a silver badge in the shape of what seemed to be a crown. For some reason

many of them waved at Ron, laughing uproariously. Harry tried to see what was written on the

badges as he walked by, but he was too concerned to get Ron past their table quickly to linger

long enough to read them.

They received a rousing welcome at the Gryffindor table, where everyone was wearing red and

gold, but far from raising Ron’s spirits the cheers seemed to sap the last of his morale; he

collapsed on to the nearest bench looking as though he were facing his final meal.

"I must’ve been mental to do this," he said in a croaky whisper. "Mental."

"Don’t be thick," said Harry firmly, passing him a choice of cereals, "you’re going to be fine. It’s normal to be nervous."

"I’m rubbish," croaked Ron. "I’m lousy. I can’t play to save my life. What was I thinking?"

"Get a grip," said Harry sternly. "Look at that save you made with your foot the other day, even

Fred and George said it was brilliant."

Ron turned a tortured face to Harry.

"That was an accident," he whispered miserably. "I didn’t mean to do it - I slipped off my broom

when none of you were looking and when I was trying to get back on I kicked the Quaffle by


"Well," said Harry, recovering quickly from this unpleasant surprise, "a few more accidents like

that and the game’s in the bag, isn’t it?"

Hermione and Ginny sat down opposite them wearing red and gold scarves, gloves and rosettes.

"How’re you feeling?" Ginny asked Ron, who was now staring into the dregs of milk at the

bottom of his empty cereal bowl as though seriously considering attempting to drown himself in


"He’s just nervous," said Harry.

"Well, that’s a good sign, I never feel you perform as well in exams if you’re not a bit nervous,"

said Hermione heartily.

"Hello," said a vague and dreamy voice from behind them. Harry looked up: Luna Lovegood had

drifted over from the Ravenclaw table. Many people were staring at her and a few were openly

laughing and pointing; she had managed to procure a hat shaped like a life-size lion’s head,

which was perched precariously on her head.

"I’m supporting Gryffindor," said Luna, pointing un necessarily at her hat. "Look what it does..."

She reached up and tapped the hat with her wand. It opened its mouth wide and gave an

extremely realiztic roar that made everyone in the vicinity jump.

"It’s good, isn’t it?" said Luna happily. "I wanted to have it chewing up a serpent to represent

Slytherin, you know, but there wasn’t time. Anyway... good luck, Ronald!"

She drifted away. They had not quite recovered from the shock of Luna’s hat before Angelina

came hurrying towards them, accompanied by Katie and Alicia, whose eyebrows had mercifully

been returned to normal by Madam Pomfrey.

"When you’re ready" she said, "we’re going to go straight down to the pitch, check out conditions and change."

"We’ll be there in a bit," Harry assured her. "Ron’s just got to have some breakfast."

It became clear after ten minutes, however, that Ron was not capable of eating anything more

and Harry thought it best to get him down to the changing rooms. As they rose from the table,

Hermione got up, too, and taking Harry’s arm she drew him to one side.

"Don’t let Ron see what’s on those Slytherins’ badges," she whispered urgently.

Harry looked questioningly at her, but she shook her head warningly; Ron had just ambled over

to them, looking lost and desperate.

"Good luck, Ron," said Hermione, standing on tiptoe and kissing him on the cheek. "And you,

Harry -"

Ron seemed to come to himself slightly as they walked back across the Great Hall. He touched

the spot on his face where Hermione had kissed him, looking puzzled, as though he was not quite

sure what had just happened. He seemed too distracted to notice much around him, but Harry

cast a curious glance at the crown-shaped badges as they passed the Slytherin table, and this time

he made out the words etched on to them:

Weasley Is Our King

With an unpleasant feeling that this could mean nothing good, he hurried Ron across the

Entrance Hall, down the stone steps and out into the icy air.

The frosty grass crunched under their feet as they hurried down the sloping lawns towards the

stadium. There was no wind at all and the sky was a uniform pearly white, which meant that

visibility would be good without the drawback of direct sunlight in the eyes. Harry pointed out

these encouraging factors to Ron as they walked, but he was not sure that Ron was listening.

Angelina had changed already and was talking to the rest of the team when they entered. Harry

and Ron pulled on their robes (Ron attempted to do his up back-to-front for several minutes

before Alicia took pity on him and went to help), then sat down to listen to the pre-match talk

while the babble of voices outside grew steadily louder as the crowd came pouring out of the

castle towards the pitch.

"Okay, I’ve only just found out the final line-up for Slytherin," said Angelina, consulting a piece of parchment. "Last year’s Beaters, Derrick and Bole, have left, but it looks as though Montague’s replaced them with the usual gorillas, rather than anyone who can fly particularly well. They’re two blokes called Crabbe and goyle, I don’t know much about them-"

"We do," said Harry and Ron together.

"Well, they don’t look bright enough to tell one end of a broom from the other," said Angelina,

pocketing her parchment, "but then I was always surprised Derrick and Bole managed to find

their way on to the pitch without signposts."

"Crabbe and Goyle are in the same mould," Harry assured her.

They could hear hundreds of footsteps mounting the banked benches of the spectators’ stands.

Some people were singing, though Harry could not make out the words. He was starting to feel

nervous, but he knew his butterflies were as nothing compared to Ron’s, who was clutching his

stomach and staring straight ahead again, his jaw set and his complexion pale grey.

"It’s time," said Angelina in a hushed voice, looking at her watch. "C’mon everyone... good


The team rose, shouldered their brooms and marched in single file out of the changing room and

into the dazzling sunlight. A roar of sound greeted them in which Harry could still hear singing,

though it was muffled by the cheers and whistles.

The Slytherin team was standing waiting for them. They, too, were wearing those silver crownshaped badges. The new Captain, Montague, was built along the same lines as Dudley Dursley, with massive forearms like hairy hams. Behind him lurked Crabbe and Goyle, almost as large, blinking stupidly in the sunlight, swinging their new Beaters’ bats. Malfoy stood to one side, the sunlight gleaming on his white-blond head. He caught Harry’s eye and smirked, tapping the crown-shaped badge on his chest.

"Captains, shake hands," ordered the referee Madam Hooch, as Angelina and Montague reached

each other. Harry could tell that Montague was trying to crush Angelina’s fingers, though she did

not wince. "Mount your brooms..."

Madam Hooch placed her whistle in her mouth and blew.

The balls were released and the fourteen players shot upwards. Out of the corner of his eye Harry

saw Ron streak off towards the goal hoops. Harry zoomed higher, dodging a Bludger, and set off

on a wide lap of the pitch, gazing around for a glint of gold; on the other side of the stadium,

Draco Malfoy was doing exactly the same.

"And it’s Johnson - Johnson with the Quaffle, what a player that girl is, I’ve been saying it for

years but she still won’t go out with me -"

"JORDAN!" yelled Professor McGonagall.

"- just a fun fact, Professor, adds a bit of interest - and she’s ducked Warrington, she’s passed

Montague, she’s -- ouch - been hit from behind by a Bludger from Crabbe... Montague catches

the Quaffle, Montague heading back up the pitch and - nice Bludger there from George Weasley,

that’s a Bludger to the head for Montague, he drops the Quaffle, caught by Katie Bell, Katie Bell

of Gryffindor reverse-passes to Alicia Spinnet and Spinnet’s away -"

Lee Jordan’s commentary rang through the stadium and Harry listened as hard as he could

through the wind whistling in his ears and the din of the crowd, all yelling and booing and


"- dodges Warrington, avoids a Bludger - close call, Alicia - and the crowd are loving this, just

listen to them, what’s that they’re singing?"

And as Lee paused to listen, the song rose loud and clear from the sea of green and silver in the

Slytherin section of the stands:

"Weasley cannot save a thing, He cannot block a single ring, That’s why Slytherins all sing:

Weasley is our King."

"Weasley was born in a bin He always lets the Quaffle in Weasley will make sure we win

Weasley is our King."

"--and Alicia passes back to Angelina!" Lee shouted, and as Harry swerved, his insides boiling

at what he had just heard, he knew Lee was trying to drown out the words of the song. "Come on

now, Angelina -- looks like she’s got just the Keeper to beat! - SHE SHOOTS - SHE - aaaah..."

Bletchley, the Slytherin Keeper, had saved the goal; he threw the Quaffle to Warrington who

sped off with it, zig-zagging in between Alicia and Katie; the singing from below grew louder

and louder as he drew nearer and nearer Ron.

"Weasley is our King, Weasley is our King, He always lets the Quaffle in Weasley is our King."

Harry could not help himself: abandoning his search for the Snitch, he wheeled around to watch

Ron, a lone figure at the far end of the pitch, hovering before the three goal hoops while the

massive Warrington pelted towards him.

"- and it’s Warrington with the Quaffle, Warrington heading for goal, he’s out of Bludger range

with just the Keeper ahead -"

A great swell of song rose from the Slytherin stands below:

"Weasley cannot save a thing, He cannot block a single ring..."

"- so it’s the first test for new Gryffindor Keeper Weasley, brother of Beaters Fred and George,

and a promising new talent on the team - come on, Ron!"

But the scream of delight came from the Slytherins’ end: Ron had dived wildly, his arms wide,

and the Quaffle had soared between them straight through Ron’s central hoop.

"Slytherin score!" came Lee’s voice amid the cheering and booing from the crowds below, "so

that’s ten-nil to Slytherin - bad luck, Ron."

The Slytherins sang even louder:


"- and Gryffindor back in possession and it’s Katie Bell tanking up the pitch -" cried Lee

valiantly, though the singing was now so deafening that he could hardly make himself heard

above it.


"Harry, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?" screamed Angelina, soaring past him to keep up with

Katie. "GET GOING!"

Harry realized he had been stationary in midair for over a minute, watching the progress of the

match without sparing a thought for the whereabouts of the Snitch; horrified, he went into a dive

and started circling the pitch again, staring around, trying to ignore the chorus now thundering

through the stadium:


There was no sign of the Snitch anywhere he looked; Malfoy was still circling the stadium just as

he was. They passed one another midway around the pitch, going in opposite directions, and

Harry heard Malfoy singing loudly:


"--and it’s Warrington again," bellowed Lee, "who passes to Pucey, Pucey’s off past Spinnet,

come on now, Angelina, you can take him - turns out you can’t - but nice Bludger from Fred

Weasley, I mean, George Weasley, oh, who cares, one of them, anyway, and Warrington drops

the Quaffle and Katie Bell -- er - drops it, too - so that’s Montague with the Quaffle, Slytherin

Captain Montague takes the Quaffle and he’s off up the pitch, come on now, Gryffindor, block


Harry zoomed around the end of the stadium behind the Slytherin goal hoops, willing himself not

to look at what was going on at Ron’s end. As he sped past the Slytherin Keeper, he heard

Bletchley singing along with the crowd below:


"- and Pucey’s dodged Alicia again and he’s heading straight for goal, stop it, Ron!"

Harry did not have to look to see what had happened: there was a terrible groan from the

Gryffindor end, coupled with fresh screams and applause from the Slytherins. Looking down,

Harry saw the pug-faced Pansy Parkinson right at the front of the stands, her back to the pitch as

she conducted the Slytherin supporters who were roaring:


But twenty-nil was nothing, there was still time for Gryffindor to catch up or catch the Snitch. A

few goals and they would be in the lead as usual, Harry assured himself, bobbing and weaving

through the other players in pursuit of something shiny that turned out to be Montague’s


But Ron let in two more goals. There was an edge of panic in Harry’s desire to find the Snitch

now. If he could just get it soon and finish the game quickly.

"- and Katie Bell of Gryffindor dodges Pucey, ducks Montague, nice swerve, Katie, and she

throws to Johnson, Angelina Johnson takes the Quaffle, she’s past Warrington, she’s heading for

goal, come on now, Angelina - GRYFFINDOR SCORE! It’s forty-ten, forty-ten to Slytherin and

Pucey has the Quaffle"

Harry could hear Luna’s ludicrous lion hat roaring amidst the Gryffindor cheers and felt

heartened; only thirty points in it, that was nothing, they could pull back easily. Harry ducked a

Bludger that Crabbe had sent rocketing in his direction and resumed his frantic scouring of the

pitch for the Snitch, keeping one eye on Malfoy in case he showed signs of having spotted it, but

Malfoy, like him, was continuing to soar around the stadium, searching fruitlessly...

"-- Pucey throws to Warrington, Warrington to Montague, Montague back to Pucey -Johnson

intervenes, Johnson takes the Quaffle, Johnson to Bell, this looks good - I mean bad - Bells hit

by a Bludger from Goyle of Slytherin and it’s Pucey in possession"



But Harry had seen it at last: the tiny fluttering Golden Snitch was hovering feet from the ground

at the Slytherin end of the pitch.

He dived...

In a matter of seconds, Malfoy was streaking out of the sky on Harry’s left, a green and silver

blur lying flat on his broom...

The Snitch skirted the foot of one of the goal hoops and scooted off towards the other side of the

stands; its change of direction suited Malfoy, who was nearer; Harry pulled his Firebolt around,

he and Malfoy were now neck and neck...

Feet from the ground, Harry lifted his right hand from his broom, stretching towards the

Snitch... to his right, Malfoy’s arm extended too, was reaching, groping...

It was over in two breathless, desperate, windswept seconds - Harry’s fingers closed around the

tiny, struggling ball - Malfoy’s fingernails scrabbled the back of Harrys hand hopelessly - Harry

pulled his broom upwards, holding the struggling ball in his hand and the Gryffindor spectators

screamed their approval...

They were saved, it did not matter that Ron had let in those goals, nobody would remember as

long as Gryffindor had won -


A Bludger hit Harry squarely in the small of the back and he flew forwards off his broom.

Luckily he was only five or six feet above the ground, having dived so low to catch the Snitch,

but he was winded all the same as he landed flat on his back on the frozen pitch. He heard

Madam Hooch’s shrill whistle, an uproar in the stands compounded of catcalls, angry yells and

jeering, a thud, then Angelinas frantic voice.

"Are you all right?"

"Course I am," said Harry grimly, taking her hand and allowing her to pull him to his feet.

Madam Hooch was zooming towards one of the Slytherin players above him, though he could

not see who it was from this angle.

"It was that thug Crabbe," said Angelina angrily, "he whacked the Bludger at you the moment he saw you’d got the Snitch - but we won, Harry, we won!"

Harry heard a snort from behind him and turned around, still holding the Snitch tightly in his

hand: Draco Malfoy had landed close by. White-faced with fury, he was still managing to sneer.

"Saved Weasley’s neck, haven’t you?" he said to Harry. "I’ve never seen a worse Keeper... but

then he was born in a bin... did you like my lyrics, Potter?"

Harry didn’t answer. He turned away to meet the rest of the team who were now landing one by

one, yelling and punching the air in triumph; all except Ron, who had dismounted from his

broom over by the goalposts and seemed to be making his way slowly back to the changing

rooms alone.

"We wanted to write another couple of verses!" Malfoy called, as Katie and Alicia hugged Harry. "But we couldn’t find rhymes for fat and ugly - we wanted to sing about his mother, see-"

"Talk about sour grapes," said Angelina, casting Malfoy a disgusted look.

"- we couldn’t fit in useless loser either - for his father, you know -"

Fred and George had realized what Malfoy was talking about. Halfway through shaking Harry’s

hand, they stiffened, looking round at Malfoy.

"Leave it!" said Angelina at once, taking Fred by the arm. "Leave it, Fred, let him yell, he’s just

sore he lost, the jumped-up little -"

"- but you like the Weasleys, don’t you, Potter?" said Malfoy, sneering. "Spend holidays there

and everything, don’t you? Can’t see how you stand the stink, but I suppose when you’ve been

dragged up by Muggles, even the Weasleys’ hovel smells okay -"

Harry grabbed hold of George. Meanwhile, it was taking the combined efforts of Angelina,

Alicia and Katie to stop Fred leaping on Malfoy, who was laughing openly. Harry looked around

for Madam Hooch, but she was still berating Crabbe for his illegal Sludger attack.

"Or perhaps," said Malfoy, leering as he backed away, "you can remember what your mother’s

house stank like, Potter, and Weasleys pigsty reminds you of it --"

Harry was not aware of releasing George, all he knew was that a second later both of them were

sprinting towards Malfoy. He had completely forgotten that all the teachers were watching: all he

wanted to do was cause Malfoy as much pain as possible; with no time to draw out his wand, he

merely drew back the fist clutching the Snitch and sank it as hard as he could into Malfoys

stomach -


He could hear girls’ voices screaming, Malfoy yelling, George swearing, a whistle blowing and

the bellowing of the crowd around him, but he did not care. Not until somebody in the vicinity

yelled "Impedimenta!" and he was knocked over backwards by the force of the spell, did he

abandon the attempt to punch every inch of Malfoy he could reach.

"What do you think you’re doing?" screamed Madam Hooch, as Harry leapt to his feet. It seemed to have been her who had hit him with the Impediment Jinx; she was holding her whistle

in one hand and a wand in the other; her broom lay abandoned several feet away. Malfoy was curled up on the ground, whimpering and moaning, his nose bloody; George was sporting a swollen lip; Fred was still being forcibly restrained by the three Chasers, and Crabbe was cackling in the background. "I’ve never seen behavior like it - back up to the castle, both of you, and straight to your Head of House’s office! Go! Now."

Harry and George turned on their heels and marched off the pitch, both panting, neither saying a

word to the other. The howling and jeering of the crowd grew fainter and fainter until they

reached the Entrance Hall, where they could hear nothing except the sound of their own

footsteps. Harry became aware that something was still struggling in his right hand, the knuckles

of which he had bruised against Malfoy’s jaw. Looking down, he saw the Snitch’s silver wings

protruding from between his fingers, struggling for release.

They had barely reached the door of Professor McGonagall’s office when she came marching

along the corridor behind them. She was wearing a Gryffindor scarf, but tore it from her throat

with shaking hands as she strode towards them, looking livid.

"In!" she said furiously, pointing to the door. Harry and George entered. She strode around

behind her desk and faced them, quivering with rage as she threw the Gryffindor scarf aside on

to the floor.

"Well?" she said. "I have never seen such a disgraceful exhibition. Two on one! Explain


"Malfoy provoked us," said Harry stiffly.

"Provoked you?" shouted Professor McGonagall, slamming a fist on to her desk so that her tartan tin slid sideways off it and burst open, littering the floor with Ginger Newts. "He’d just lost, hadn’t he? Of course he wanted to provoke you! But what on earth he can have said that justified what you two --"

"He insulted my parents," snarled George. "And Harry’s mother."

"But instead of leaving it to Madam Hooch to sort out, you two decided to give an exhibition of

Muggle dueling, did you?" bellowed Professor McGonagall. "Have you any idea what you’ve -


"Hem, hem."

Harry and George both wheeled round. Dolores Umbridge was standing in the doorway wrapped

in a green tweed cloak that greatly enhanced her resemblance to a giant toad, and was smiling in

the horrible, sickly, ominous way that Harry had come to associate with imminent misery.

"May I help, Professor McGonagall?" asked Professor Umbridge in her most poisonously sweet


Blood rushed into Professor McGonagall’s face.

"Help?" she repeated, in a constricted voice. "What do you mean, help?"

Professor Umbridge moved forwards into the office, still smiling her sickly smile.

"Why, I thought you might be grateful for a little extra authority"

Harry would not have been surprised to see sparks fly from Professor McGonagall’s nostrils.

"You thought wrong," she said, turning her back on Umbridge.

"Now, you two had better listen closely. I do not care what provocation Malfoy offered you, I do

not care if he insulted every family member you possess, your behavior was disgusting and I

am giving each of you a week’s worth of detentions! Do not look at me like that, Potter, you

deserve it! And if either of you ever -"

"Hem, hem."

Professor McGonagall closed her eyes as though praying for patience as she turned her face

towards Professor Umbridge again.


"I think they deserve rather more than detentions," said Umbridge, smiling still more broadly.

Professor McGonagall’s eyes flew open.

"But unfortunately" she said, with an attempt at a reciprocal smile that made her look as though

she had lockjaw, "it is what I think that counts, as they are in my House, Dolores."

"Well, actually, Minerva," simpered Professor Umbridge, "I think you’ll find that what I

think does count. Now, where is it? Cornelius just sent it... I mean," she gave a false little laugh

as she rummaged in her handbag, "the Minister just sent it... ah yes..."

She had pulled out a piece of parchment which she now unfurled, clearing her throat fussily

before starting to read what it said.

"Hem, hem... ‘Educational Decree Number Twenty-five’."

"Not another one!" exclaimed Professor McGonagall violently.

"Well, yes," said Umbridge, still smiling. "As a matter of fact, Minerva, it was you who made me see that we needed a further amendment... you remember how you overrode me, when I was

unwilling to allow the Gryffindor Quidditch team to re-form? How you took the case to

Dumbledore, who insisted that the team be allowed to play? Well, now, I couldn’t have that. I

contacted the Minister at once, and he quite agreed with me that the High Inquisitor has to have

the power to strip pupils of privileges, or she - that is to say, I - would have less authority than

common teachers! And you see now, don’t you, Minerva, how right I was in attempting to stop

the Gryffindor team re-forming? Dreadful tempers... anyway, I was reading out our

amendment... hem, hem... ‘High Inquisitor will henceforth have supreme authority over all

punishments, sanctions and removal of privileges pertaining to the students of Hogwarts, and the

power to alter such punishments, sanctions and removals of privileges as may have been ordered

by other staff members. Signed, Cornelius Fudge, Minister for Magic, Order of Merlin First

Class, etc., etc.’"

She rolled up the parchment and put it back into her handbag, still smiling.

"So... I really think I will have to ban these two from playing Quidditch ever again," she said,

looking from Harry to George and back again.

Harry felt the Snitch fluttering madly in his hand.

"Ban us?" he said, and his voice sounded strangely distant. "From playing... ever again?"

"Yes, Mr. Potter, I think a lifelong ban ought to do the trick," said Umbridge, her smile widening

still further as she watched him struggle to comprehend what she had said. "You and Mr. Weasley here. And I think, to be safe, this young man’s twin ought to be stopped, too - if his teammates had not restrained him, I feel sure he would have attacked young Mr. Malfoy as well. I will want their broomsticks confiscated, of course; I shall keep them safely in my office, to make sure there is no infringement of my ban. But I am not unreasonable, Professor McGonagall," she continued, turning back to Professor McGonagall who was now standing as still as though carved from ice, staring at her. "The rest of the team can continue playing, I saw no signs of violence from any of them. Well... good afternoon to you."

And with a look of the utmost satisfaction, Umbridge left the room, leaving a horrified silence in

her wake.

"Banned," said Angelina in a hollow voice, late that evening in the common room. "Banned. No

Seeker and no Beaters... what on earth are we going to do?"

It did not feel as though they had won the match at all. Everywhere Harry looked there were

disconsolate and angry faces; the team themselves were slumped around the fire, all apart from

Ron, who had not been seen since the end of the match.

"It’s just so unfair," said Alicia numbly. "I mean, what about Crabbe and that Bludger he hit after the whistle had been blown? Has she banned him?"

"No," said Ginny miserably; she and Hermione were sitting on either side of Harry. "He just got

lines, I heard Montague laughing about it at dinner."

"And banning Fred when he didn’t even do anything!" said Alicia furiously, pummeling her

knee with her fist.

"It’s not my fault I didn’t," said Fred, with a very ugly look on his face, "I would’ve pounded the

little scumbag to a pulp if you three hadn’t been holding me back."

Harry stared miserably at the dark window. Snow was falling. The Snitch he had caught earlier

was now zooming around and around the common room; people were watching its progress as

though hypnotized and Crookshanks was leaping from chair to chair, trying to catch it.

"I’m going to bed," said Angelina, getting slowly t o her feet. "Maybe this will all turn out to have been a bad dream... maybe I’ll wake up tomorrow and find we haven’t played yet..."

She was soon followed by Alicia and Katie. Fred and George sloped off to bed some time later,

glowering at everyone they passed, and Ginny went not long after that. Only Harry and

Hermione were left beside the fire.

"Have you seen Ron?" Hermione asked in a low voice.

Harry shook his head.

"I think he’s avoiding us," said Hermione. "Where d o you think he -?"

But at that precise moment, there was a creaking sound behind them as the Fat Lady swung

forwards and Ron came clambering through the portrait hole. He was very pale indeed and there

was snow in his hair. When he saw Harry and Hermione, he stopped dead in his tracks.

"Where have you been?" said Hermione anxiously, springing up.

"Walking," Ron mumbled. He was still wearing his Quidditch things.

"You look frozen," said Hermione. "Come and sit down!"

Ron walked to the fireside and sank into the chair furthest from Harry’s, not looking at him. The

stolen Snitch zoomed over their heads.

"I’m sorry," Ron mumbled, looking at his feet.

"What for?" said Harry.

"For thinking I can play Quidditch," said Ron. "I’m going to resign first thing tomorrow."

"If you resign," said Harry testily, "there’ll only be three players left on the team." And when Ron looked puzzled, he said, "I’ve been given a lifetime ban. So’ve Fred and George."

"What?" Ron yelped.

Hermione told him the full story; Harry could not bear to tell it again. When she had finished,

Ron looked more anguished than ever.

"This is all my fault -"

"You didn’t make me punch Malfoy," said Harry angrily.

"- if I wasn’t so terrible at Quidditch -"

"- it’s got nothing to do with that."

"- it was that song that wound me up -"

"- it would’ve wound anyone up."

Hermione got up and walked to the window, away from the argument, watching the snow

swirling down against the pane.

"Look, drop it, will you!" Harry burst out. "It’s bad enough, without you blaming yourself for


Ron said nothing but sat gazing miserably at the damp hem of his robes. After a while he said in

a dull voice, "This is the worst I’ve ever felt in my life."

"Join the club," said Harry bitterly.

"Well," said Hermione, her voice trembling slightly. "I can think of one thing that might cheer

you both up."

"Oh yeah?" said Harry skeptically.

"Yeah," said Hermione, turning away from the pitch-black, snow-flecked window, a broad smile

spreading across her face. "Hagrids back."


Hagrid’s Tale

Harry sprinted up to the boys’ dormitories to fetch the Invisibility Cloak and the Marauder’s

Map from his trunk; he was so quick that he and Ron were ready to leave at least five minutes

before Hermione hurried back down from the girls’ dormitories, wearing scarf, gloves and one of

her own knobbly elf hats.

"Well, it’s cold out there!" she said defensively, as Ron clicked his tongue impatiently.

They crept through the portrait hole and covered themselves hastily in the Cloak - Ron had

grown so much he now needed to crouch to prevent his feet showing - then, moving slowly and

cautiously, they proceeded down the many staircases, pausing at intervals to check on the map

for signs of Filch or Mrs. Norris. They were lucky; they saw nobody but Nearly Headless Nick,

who was gliding along absent-mindedly humming something that sounded horribly like

Weasley is our King. They crept across the Entrance Hall and out into the silent, snowy

grounds. With a great leap of his heart, Harry saw little golden squares of light ahead and smoke

coiling up from Hagrid’s chimney. He set off at a quick march, the other two jostling and

bumping along behind him. They crunched excitedly through the thickening snow until at last

they reached the wooden front door. When Harry raised his fist and knocked three times, a dog

started barking frantically inside.

"Hagrid, its us!" Harry called through the keyhole.

"Shoulda known!" said a gruff voice.

They beamed at each other under the Cloak; they could tell by Hagrid’s voice that he was

pleased. "Bin home three seconds... out the way, Fang... out the way, yeh dozy dog..."

The bolt was drawn back, the door creaked open and Hagrid’s head appeared in the gap.

Hermione screamed.

"Merlin’s beard, keep it down!" said Hagrid hastily, staring wildly over their heads. "Under that

Cloak, are yeh? Well, get in, get in!"

"I’m sorry!" Hermione gasped, as the three of them squeezed past Hagrid into the house and

pulled the Cloak off themselves so he could see them. "I just - oh, Hagrid!"

"It’s nuthin’, it’s nuthin’!" said Hagrid hastily, shutting the door behind them and hurrying to

close all the curtains, but Hermione continued to gaze up at him in horror.

Hagrid’s hair was matted with congealed blood and his left eye had been reduced to a puffy slit

amid a mass of purple and black bruising. There were many cuts on his face and hands, some of

them still bleeding, and he was moving gingerly, which made Harry suspect broken ribs. It was

obvious that he had only just got home; a thick black traveling cloak lay over the back of a chair

and a haversack large enough to carry several small children leaned against the wall inside the

door. Hagrid himself, twice the size of a normal man, was now limping over to the fire and

placing a copper kettle over it.

"What happened to you?" Harry demanded, while Fang danced around them all, trying to lick

their faces.

"Told yeh, nuthin’," said Hagrid firmly. "Want a cuppa?"

"Come off it," said Ron, "you’re in a right state!"

"I’m tellin’ yeh, I’m fine," said Hagrid, straightening up and turning to beam at them all, but

wincing. "Blimey, it’s good ter see yeh three again - had good summers, did yeh?"

"Hagrid, you’ve been attacked!" said Ron.

"Fer the las’ time, it’s nuthin’!" said Hagrid firmly.

"Would you say it was nothing if one of us turned up with a pound of mince instead of a face?"

Ron demanded.

"You ought to go and see Madam Pomfrey, Hagrid," said Hermione anxiously, "some of those

cuts look nasty."

"I’m dealin’ with it, all righ’?" said Hagrid repressively.

He walked across to the enormous wooden table that stood in the middle of his cabin and

twitched aside a tea towel that had been lying on it. Underneath was a raw, bloody, green-tinged

steak slightly larger than the average car tire.

"You’re not going to eat that, are you, Hagrid?" said Ron, leaning in for a closer look. "It looks


"It’s s’posed ter look like that, it’s dragon meat," Hagrid said. "An’ I didn’ get it ter eat."

He picked up the steak and slapped it over the left side of his face. Greenish blood trickled down

into his beard as he gave a soft moan of satisfaction.

"Tha’s better. It helps with the stingin’, yeh know."

"So, are you going to tell us what’s happened to you?" Harry asked.

"Can’t, Harry. Top secret. More’n me job’s worth ter tell yeh that."

"Did the giants beat you up, Hagrid?" asked Hermione quietly.

Hagrid’s fingers slipped on the dragon steak and it slid squelchily on to his chest.

"Giants?" said Hagrid, catching the steak before it reached his belt and slapping it back over his

face, "who said anythin’ abou’ giants? Who yeh bin talkin’ to? Who’s told yeh what I’ve - who’s

said I’ve bin - eh?"

"We guessed," said Hermione apologetically.

"Oh, yeh did, did yeh?" said Hagrid, surveying her sternly with the eye that was not hidden by

the steak.

"It was kind of... obvious," said Ron. Harry nodded.

Hagrid glared at them, then snorted, threw the steak back on to the table and strode over to the

kettle, which was now whistling.

"Never known kids like you three fer knowin’ more’n yeh oughta," he muttered, splashing

boiling water into three of his bucket-shaped mugs. "An’ I’m not complimentin’ yeh, neither.

Nosy, some’d call it. Interferin’."

But his beard twitched.

"So you have been to look for giants?" said Harry, grinning as he sat down at the table.

Hagrid set tea in front of each of them, sat down, picked up his steak again and slapped it back

over his face.

"Yeah, all righ’," he grunted, "I have."

"And you found them?" said Hermione in a hushed voice.

"Well, they’re not that difficult ter find, ter be honest," said Hagrid. "Pretty big, see."

"Where are they?" said Ron.

"Mountains," said Hagrid unhelpfully.

"So why don’t Muggles -?"

"They do," said Hagrid darkly. "On’y their deaths are always put down ter mountaineerin’

accidents, aren’ they?"

He adjusted the steak a little so that it covered the worst of the bruising.

"Come on, Hagrid, tell us what you’ve been up to!" said Ron. "Tell us about being attacked by the giants and Harry can tell you about being attacked by the Dementors -"

Hagrid choked in his mug and dropped his steak at the same time; a large quantity of spit, tea and

dragon blood was sprayed over the table as Hagrid coughed and spluttered and the steak slid,

with a soft splat, on to the floor.

"Whadda yeh mean, attacked by Dementors?" growled Hagrid.

"Didn’t you know?" Hermione asked him, wide-eyed.

"I don’ know anythin’ that’s bin happenin’ since I left. I was on a secret mission, wasn’ I, didn’

wan’ owls followin’ me all over the place - ruddy Dementors! Yeh’re not serious?"

"Yeah, I am, they turned up in Little Whinging and attacked my cousin and me, and then the

Ministry of Magic expelled me -"


"- and I had to go to a hearing and everything, but tell us about the giants first."

"You were expelled!"

"Tell us about your summer and I’ll tell you about mine."

Hagrid glared at him through his one open eye. Harry looked right back, an expression of

innocent determination on his face.

"Oh, all righ’," Hagrid said in a resigned voice.

He bent down and tugged the dragon steak out of Fang’s mouth.

"Oh, Hagrid, don’t, it’s not hygien--" Hermione began, but Hagrid had already slapped the meat

back over his swollen eye.

He took another fortifying gulp of tea, then said, "Well, we set off righ’ after term ended -"

"Madame Maxime went with you, then?" Hermione interjected.

"Yeah, tha’s righ’," said Hagrid, and a softened expression appeared on the few inches of face

that were not obscured by beard or green steak. "Yeah, it was jus’ the pair of us. An’ I’ll tell yeh

this, she’s not afraid of roughin’ it, Olympe. Yeh know, she’s a fine, well-dressed woman, an’

knowin’ where we was goin’ I wondered ‘ow she’d feel abou’ clamberin’ over boulders an’

sleepin’ in caves an’ tha’, bu’ she never complained once."

"You knew where you were going?" Harry repeated. "You knew where the giants were?"

"Well, Dumbledore knew, an’ he told us," said Hagrid.

"Are they hidden?" asked Ron. "Is it a secret, where they are?"

"Not really" said Hagrid, shaking his shaggy head. "It’s jus’ that mos’ wizards aren’ bothered

where they are,’s long as it’s a good long way away. But where they are’s very difficult ter get

ter, fer humans anyway, so we needed Dumbledore’s instructions. Took us abou’ a month ter get

there -"

"A month?" said Ron, as though he had never heard o f a journey lasting such a ridiculously long

time. "But - why couldn’t you just grab a Portkey or something?"

There was an odd expression in Hagrid’s unobscured eye as he surveyed Ron; it was almost


"We’re bein’ watched, Ron," he said gruffly.

"What d’you mean?"

"Yeh don’ understand," said Hagrid. "The Ministry’s keepin’ an eye on Dumbledore an’ anyone

they reckon’s in league with ‘im, an’ -"

"We know about that," said Harry quickly keen to hear the rest of Hagrid’s story, "we know

about the Ministry watching Dumbledore -"

"So you couldn’t use magic to get there?" asked Ron, looking thunderstruck, "you had to act like

Muggles all the way?"

"Well, not exactly all the way" said Hagrid cagily. "We jus’ had ter be careful, ‘cause Olympe an’ me, we stick out a bit --"

Ron made a stifled noise somewhere between a snort and a sniff and hastily took a gulp of tea.

"- so we’re not hard ter follow. We was pretendin’ we was goin’ on holiday together, so we got

inter France an’ we made like we was headin’ fer where Olympes school is, ‘cause we knew we

was bein’ tailed by someone from the Ministry. We had to go slow, ‘cause I’m not really s’posed

ter use magic an’ we knew the Ministry’d be lookin’ fer a reason ter run us in. But we managed

ter give the berk tailin’ us the slip round abou’ Dee-John --"

"Ooooh, Dijon?" said Hermione excitedly. "I’ve been there on holiday, did you see -?"

She fell silent at the look on Ron’s face.

"We chanced a bit o’ magic after that an’ it wasn’ a bad journey. Ran inter a couple o’ mad trolls

on the Polish border an’ I had a sligh’ disagreement with a vampire in a pub in Minsk, bu’ apart

from tha’ couldn’t’a bin smoother.

"An’ then we reached the place, an’ we started trekkin’ up through the mountains, lookin’ fer

signs of ‘em...

"We had ter lay off the magic once we got near ‘em. Partly ‘cause they don’ like wizards an’ we

didn’ want ter put their backs up too soon, an’ partly ‘cause Dumbledore had warned us You-

Know-Who was bound ter be after the giants an’ all. Said it was odds on he’d sent a messenger

off ter them already. Told us ter be very careful of drawin’ attention ter ourselves as we got

nearer in case there was Death Eaters around."

Hagrid paused for a long draught of tea.

"Go on!" said Harry urgently.

"Found ‘em," said Hagrid baldly. "Went over a ridge one nigh’ an’ there they was, spread ou’

underneath us. Little fires burnin’ below an’ huge shadows... it was like watchin’ bits o’ the

mountain movin’."

"How big are they?" asked Ron in a hushed voice.

"Bout twenty feet," said Hagrid casually. "Some o’ the bigger ones mighta bin twenty-five."

"And how many were there?" asked Harry.

"I reckon abou’ seventy or eighty," said Hagrid.

"Is that all?" said Hermione.

"Yep," said Hagrid sadly, "eighty left, an’ there was loads once, musta bin a hundred diff’rent

tribes from all over the world. Bu’ they’ve bin dyin’ out fer ages. Wizards killed a few, o’

course, bu’ mostly they killed each other, an’ now they’re dyin’ out faster than ever. They’re not

made ter live bunched up together like tha’. Dumbledore says it’s our fault, it was the wizards

who forced ‘em to go an’ made ‘em live a good long way from us an’ they had no choice bu’ ter

stick together fer their own protection."

"So," said Harry, "you saw them and then what?"

"Well, we waited till morning, didn’ want ter go sneakin’ up on ‘em in the dark, fer our own

safety," said Hagrid. "Bout three in the mornin’ they fell asleep jus’ where they was sittin’. We

didn’ dare sleep. Fer one thing, we wanted ter make sure none of ‘em woke up an’ came up

where we were, an’ fer another, the snorin’ was unbelievable. Caused an avalanche near


"Anyway, once it was light we wen’ down ter see ‘em."

"Just like that?" said Ron, looking awestruck. "You just walked right into a giant camp?"

"Well, Dumbledore’d told us how ter do it," said Hagrid. "Give the Gurg gifts, show some

respect, yeh know."

"Give the what gifts?" asked Harry.

"Oh, the Gurg - means the chief."

"How could you tell which one was the Gurg?" asked Ron.

Hagrid grunted in amusement.

"No problem," he said. "He was the biggest, the ugliest an’ the laziest. Sittin’ there waitin’ ter be

brought food by the others. Dead goats an’ such like. Name o’ Karkus. I’d put him at twenty-two, twenty-three feet an’ the weight o’ a couple o’ bull elephants. Skin like rhino hide an’ all."

"And you just walked up to him?" said Hermione breathlessly.

"Well... down ter him, where he was lyin’ in the valley. They was in this dip between four pretty

high mountains, see, beside a mountain lake, an’ Karkus was lyin’ by the lake roarin’ at the

others ter feed him an’ his wife. Olympe an’ I went down the mountainside -"

"But didn’t they try and kill you when they saw you?" asked Ron incredulously.

"It was def’nitely on some o’ their minds," said Ha grid, shrugging, "but we did what Dumbledore told us ter do, which was ter hold our gift up high an’ keep our eyes on the Gurg an’ ignore the others. So tha’s what we did. An’ the rest of ‘em went quiet an’ watched us pass an’ we got right up ter Karkus’s feet an’ we bowed an’ put our present down in front o’ him."

"What do you give a giant?" asked Ron eagerly. "Food?"

"Nah, he can get food all righ’ fer himself," said Hagrid. "We took him magic. Giants like magic, jus’ don’ like us usin’ it against ‘em. Anyway, that firs’ day we gave ‘im a branch o’ Gubraithian fire."

Hermione said, "Wow!" softly, but Harry and Ron both frowned in puzzlement.

"A branch of -?"

"Everlasting fire," said Hermione irritably, "you ought to know that by now. Professor Flitwick’s

mentioned it at least twice in class!"

"Well, anyway," said Hagrid quickly, intervening before Ron could answer back, "Dumbledore’d bewitched this branch to burn fer evermore, which isn’ somethin’ any wizard could do, an’ so I lies it down in the snow by Karkus’s feet and says, ‘A gift to the Gurg of the giants from Albus Dumbledore, who sends his respectful greetings.’"

"And what did Karkus say?" asked Harry eagerly.

"Nothin’," said Hagrid. "Didn’ speak English."

"You’re kidding!"

"Didn’ matter," said Hagrid imperturbably, "Dumbledore had warned us tha’ migh’ happen.

Karkus knew enough to yell fer a couple o’ giants who knew our lingo an’ they translated fer us."

"And did he like the present?" asked Ron.

"Oh yeah, it went down a storm once they understood what it was," said Hagrid, turning his

dragon steak over to press the cooler side to his swollen eye. "Very pleased. So then I said,

Dumbledore asks the Gurg to speak with his messenger when he returns tomorrow with another


"Why couldn’t you speak to them that day?" asked Hermione.

"Dumbledore wanted us ter take it very slow," said Hagrid. "Let ‘em see we kept our

promises. We’ll come back tomorrow with another present, an’ then we do come back with

another present - gives a good impression, see? An’ gives them time ter test out the firs’ present

an’ find out it’s a good one, an’ get ‘em eager fer more. In any case, giants like Karkus -

overload ‘em with information an’ they’ll kill yeh jus’ to simplify things. So we bowed outta the

way an’ went off an’ found ourselves a nice little cave ter spend that night in an’ the followin’

mornin’ we went back an’ this time we found Karkus sittin’ up waitin’ fer us lookin’ all eager."

"And you talked to him?"

"Oh yeah. Firs’ we presented him with a nice battle helmet -goblin-made an’ indestructible, yeh

know - an’ then we sat down an’ we talked."

"What did he say?"

"Not much," said Hagrid. "Listened mostly. Bu’ there were good signs. He’d heard o’

Dumbledore, heard he’d argued against the killin’ o’ the last giants in Britain. Karkus seemed ter

be quite int’rested in what Dumbledore had ter say. An’ a few o’ the others, ‘specially the ones

who had some English, they gathered round an’ listened too. We were hopeful when we left that

day. Promised ter come back next mornin’ with another present...

"Bu’ that night it all wen’ wrong."

"What d’you mean?" said Ron quickly.

"Well, like I say, they’re not meant ter live together, giants," said Hagrid sadly. "Not in big

groups like that. They can’ help themselves, they half kill each other every few weeks. The men

fight each other an’ the women fight each other; the remnants of the old tribes fight each other,

an’ that’s even without squabbles over food an’ the best fires an’ sleepin’ spots. Yeh’d think,

seein’ as how their whole race is abou’ finished, they’d lay off each other, bu’..."

Hagrid sighed deeply.

"That night a fight broke out, we saw it from the mouth of our cave, lookin’ down on the valley.

Went on fer hours, yeh wouldn’ believe the noise. An’ when the sun came up the snow was

scarlet an’ his head was lyin’ at the bottom o’ the lake."

"Whose head?" gasped Hermione.

"Karkus’s," said Hagrid heavily. "There was a new Gurg, Golgomath." He sighed deeply.

"Well, we hadn’ bargained on a new Gurg two days after we’d made friendly contact with the firs’ one, an’ we had a funny feelin’ Golgomath wouldn’ be so keen ter listen to us, bu’ we had ter try."

"You went to speak to him?" asked Ron incredulously. "After you’d watched him rip off another

giant’s head?"

"Course we did," said Hagrid, "we hadn’ gone all that way ter give up after two days! We wen’

down with the next present we’d meant ter give ter Karkus.

"I knew it was no go before I’d opened me mouth. He was sitting there wearin’ Karkus’s helmet,

leerin’ at us as we got nearer. He’s massive, one o’ the biggest ones there. Black hair an’

matchin’ teeth an’ a necklace o’ bones. Human-lookin’ bones, some of ‘em. Well, I gave it a go -

held out a great roll o’ dragon skin - an’ said, ‘gift fer the Gurg of the giants --’ Nex’ thing I

knew, I was hangin’ upside-down in the air by me feet, two of his mates had grabbed me."

Hermione clapped her hands to her mouth.

"How did you get out of that?" asked Harry.

"Wouldn’ta done if Olympe hadn’ bin there," said Hagrid. "She pulled out her wand an’ did some o’ the fastes’ spellwork I’ve ever seen. Ruddy marvellous. Hit the two holdin’ me right in the eyes with Conjunctivitus Curses an’ they dropped me straightaway - bu’ we were in trouble then, ‘cause we’d used magic against ‘em, an’ that’s what giants hate abou’ wizards. We had ter leg it an’ we knew there was no way we was going ter be able ter march inter the camp again."

"Blimey, Hagrid," said Ron quietly.

"So, how come it’s taken you so long to get home if you were only there for three days?" asked


"We didn’ leave after three days!" said Hagrid, looking outraged. "Dumbledore was relyin’ on


"But you’ve just said there was no way you could go back!"

"Not by daylight we couldn’, no. We just had ter rethink a bit. Spent a couple o’ days lyin’ low

up in the cave an’ watchin’. An’ wha’ we saw wasn’ good."

"Did he rip off more heads?" asked Hermione, sounding squeamish.

"No," said Hagrid, "I wish he had."

"What d’you mean?"

"I mean we soon found out he didn’ object ter all wizards - just us."

"Death Eaters?" said Harry quickly.

"Yep," said Hagrid darkly. "Couple of ‘em were visitin’ him ev’ry day, bringin’ gifts ter the

Gurg, an’ he wasn’ dangling them upside-down."

"How d’you know they were Death Eaters?" said Ron.

"Because I recognized one of ‘em," Hagrid growled. "Macnair, remember him? Bloke they sent

ter kill Buckbeak? Maniac, he is. Likes killin’ as much as Golgomath; no wonder they were

gettin’ on so well."

"So Macnairs persuaded the giants to join You-Know-Who?" said Hermione desperately.

"Hold yer Hippogriffs, I haven’ finished me story yet!" said Hagrid indignantly, who, considering he had not wanted to tell them anything in the first place, now seemed to be rather enjoying himself. "Me an’ Olympe talked it over an’ we agreed, jus’ ‘cause the Gurg looked like favorin’ You-Know-Who didn’ mean all of ‘em would. We had ter try an’ persuade some o’ the others, the ones who hadn’ wanted Golgomath as Gurg."

"How could you tell which ones they were?" asked Ron.

"Well, they were the ones bein’ beaten to a pulp, weren’ they?" said Hagrid patiently. "The ones

with any sense were keepin’ outta Golgomath’s way, hidin’ out in caves roun’ the gully jus’ like

we were. So we decided we’d go pokin’ round the caves by night an’ see if we couldn’ persuade

a few o’ them."

"You went poking around dark caves looking for giants?" said Ron, with awed respect in his


"Well, it wasn’ the giants who worried us most," said Hagrid. "We were more concerned abou’

the Death Eaters. Dumbledore had told us before we wen’ not ter tangle with ‘em if we could

avoid it, an’ the trouble was they knew we was around -- ‘spect Golgomath told ‘em abou’ us.

At night, when the giants were sleepin’ an’ we wanted ter be creepin’ inter the caves, Macnair

an’ the other one were sneakin’ round the mountains lookin’ fer us. I was hard put to stop

Olympe jumpin’ out at ‘em," said Hagrid, the corners of his mouth lifting his wild beard, "she

was rarin’ ter attack ‘em... she’s somethin’ when she’s roused, Olympe... fiery, yeh know...

‘spect it’s the French in her..."

Hagrid gazed misty-eyed into the fire. Harry allowed him thirty seconds of reminiscence before

clearing his throat loudly.

"So, what happened? Did you ever get near any of the other giants?"

"What? Oh... oh, yeah, we did. Yeah, on the third night after Karkus was killed we crept outta

the cave we’d bin hidin’ in an’ headed back down inter the gully, keepin’ our eyes skinned fer

the Death Eaters. Got inside a few o’ the caves, no go - then, in abou’ the sixth one, we found

three giants hidin’."

"Cave must’ve been cramped," said Ron.

"Wasn’ room ter swing a Kneazle," said Hagrid.

"Didn’t they attack you when they saw you?" asked Hermione.

"Probably woulda done if they’d bin in any condition," said Hagrid, "but they was badly hurt, all

three o’ them; Golgomath’s lot had beaten ‘em unconscious; they’d woken up an’ crawled inter

the nearest shelter they could find. Anyway, one o’ them had a bit of English an’ ‘e translated fer

the others, an’ what we had ter say didn’ seem ter go down too badly. So we kep’ goin’ back,

visitin’ the wounded... I reckon we had abou’ six or seven o’ them convinced at one poin’."

"Six or seven?" said Ron eagerly. "Well that’s not bad - are they going to come over here and

start fighting You-Know-Who with us?"

But Hermione said, "What do you mean ‘one point’, Hagrid?"

Hagrid looked at her sadly.

"Golgomath’s lot raided the caves. The ones tha’ survived didn’ wan’ no more ter to do with us

after that."

"So... so there aren’t any giants coming?" said Ron, looking disappointed.

"Nope," said Hagrid, heaving a deep sigh as he turned over his steak and applied the cooler side

to his face, "but we did wha’ we meant ter do, we g ave ‘em Dumbledore’s message an’ some o’

them heard it an’ I spect some o’ them’ll remember it. Jus’ maybe, them that don’ want ter stay

around Golgomath’ll move outta the mountains, an’ there’s gotta be a chance they’ll remember

Dumbledore’s friendly to ‘em... could be they’ll come."

Snow was filling up the window now. Harry became aware that the knees of his robes were

soaked through: Fang was drooling with his head in Harry’s lap.

"Hagrid?" said Hermione quietly after a while.


"Did you... was there any sign of... did you hear anything about your... your... mother while

you were there?"

Hagrid’s unobscured eye rested upon her and Hermione looked rather scared.

"I’m sorry... I... forget it -"

"Dead," Hagrid grunted. "Died years ago. They told me."

"Oh... I’m... I’m really sorry" said Hermione in a very small voice. Hagrid shrugged his massive shoulders.

"No need," he said shortly. "Can’t remember her much. Wasn’ a great mother."

They were silent again. Hermione glanced nervously at Harry and Ron, plainly wanting them to


"But you still haven’t explained how you got in this state, Hagrid," Ron said, gesturing towards

Hagrid’s bloodstained face.

"Or why you’re back so late," said Harry. "Sirius says Madame Maxime got back ages ago -"

"Who attacked you?" said Ron.

"I haven’ bin attacked!" said Hagrid emphatically. "I -"

But the rest of his words were drowned in a sudden outbreak of rapping on the door. Hermione

gasped; her mug slipped through her fingers and smashed on the floor; Fang yelped. All four of

them stared at the window beside the doorway. The shadow of somebody small and squat rippled

across the thin curtain.

"It’s her!" Ron whispered.

"Get under here!" Harry said quickly; seizing the Invisibility Cloak, he whirled it over himself

and Hermione while Ron tore around the table and dived under the Cloak as well. Huddled

together, they backed away into a corner. Fang was barking madly at the door. Hagrid looked

thoroughly confused.

"Hagrid, hide our mugs!"

Hagrid seized Harry and Ron’s mugs and shoved them under the cushion in Fang’s basket. Fang

was now leaping up at the door; Hagrid pushed him out of the way with his foot and pulled it


Professor Umbridge was standing in the doorway wearing her green tweed cloak and a matching

hat with earflaps. Lips pursed, she leaned back so as to see Hagrid’s face; she barely reached his


"So," she said slowly and loudly, as though speaking to somebody deaf. "You’re Hagrid, are


Without waiting for an answer she strolled into the room, her bulging eyes rolling in every


"Get away," she snapped, waving her handbag at Fang, who had bounded up to her and was

attempting to lick her face.

"Er - I don’ want ter be rude," said Hagrid, staring at her, "but who the ruddy hell are you?"

"My name is Dolores Umbridge."

Her eyes were sweeping the cabin. Twice they stared directly into the corner where Harry stood,

sandwiched between Ron and Hermione.

"Dolores Umbridge?" Hagrid said, sounding thoroughly confused. "I thought you were one o’

them Ministry - don’ you work with Fudge?"

"I was Senior Undersecretary to the Minister, yes," said Umbridge, now pacing around the cabin,

taking in every tiny detail within, from the haversack against the wall to the abandoned traveling

cloak. "I am now the Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher -"

"Tha’s brave of yeh," said Hagrid, "there’s not many’d take tha’ job any more."

"- and Hogwarts High Inquisitor," said Umbridge, giving no sign that she had heard him.

"Wha’s that?" said Hagrid, frowning.

"Precisely what I was going to ask," said Umbridge, pointing at the broken shards of china on the floor that had been Hermione’s mug.

"Oh," said Hagrid, with a most unhelpful glance towards the corner where Harry, Ron and

Hermione stood hidden, "oh, tha’ was... was Fang. He broke a mug. So I had ter use this one


Hagrid pointed to the mug from which he had been drinking, one hand still clamped over the

dragon steak pressed to his eye. Umbridge stood facing him now, taking in every detail of his

appearance instead of the cabin’s.

"I heard voices," she said quietly.

"I was talkin’ ter Fang," said Hagrid stoutly.

"And was he talking back to you?"

"Well... in a manner o’ speakin’," said Hagrid, looking uncomfortable. "I sometimes say Fang’s

near enough human -"

"There are three sets of footprints in the snow leading from the castle doors to your cabin," said

Umbridge sleekly.

Hermione gasped; Harry clapped a hand over her mouth. Luckily, Fang was sniffing loudly

around the hem of Professor Umbridge’s robes and she did not appear to have heard.

"Well, I on’y jus’ got back," said Hagrid, waving an enormous hand at the haversack. "Maybe

someone came ter call earlier an’ I missed ‘em."

"There are no footsteps leading away from your cabin door."

"Well, I... I don’ know why that’d be..." said Hagrid, tugging nervously at his beard and again

glancing towards the corner where Harry, Ron and Hermione stood, as though asking for help.


Umbridge wheeled round and strode the length of the cabin, looking around carefully. She bent

and peered under the bed. She opened Hagrid’s cupboards. She passed within two inches of

where Harry, Ron and Hermione stood pressed against the wall; Harry actually pulled in his

stomach as she walked by. After looking carefully inside the enormous cauldron Hagrid used for

cooking, she wheeled round again and said, "What has happened to you? How did you sustain

those injuries?"

Hagrid hastily removed the dragon steak from his face, which in Harrys opinion was a mistake,

because the black and purple bruising all around his eye was now clearly visible, not to mention

the large amount of fresh and congealed blood on his face. "Oh, I... had a bit of an accident," he

said lamely.

"What sort of accident?"

"I - I tripped."

"You tripped," she repeated coolly.

"Yeah, tha’s right. Over... over a friend’s broomstick. I don’ fly, meself. Well, look at the size o’

me, I don’ reckon there’s a broomstick that’d hold me. Friend o’ mine breeds Abraxan horses, I

dunno if you’ve ever seen ‘em, big beasts, winged, yeh know, I’ve had a bit of a ride on one o’

them an’ it was -"

"Where have you been?" asked Umbridge, cutting coolly through Hagrid’s babbling.

"Where’ve I -?"

"Been, yes," she said. "Term started two months ago. Another teacher has had to cover your

classes. None of your colleagues has been able to give me any information as to your

whereabouts. You left no address. Where have you been?"

There was a pause in which Hagrid stared at her with his newly uncovered eye. Harry could

almost hear his brain working furiously.

"I - I’ve been away for me health," he said.

"For your health," repeated Professor Umbridge. Her eyes traveled over Hagrid’s discolored

and swollen face; dragon blood dripped gently and silently on to his waistcoat. "I see."

"Yeah," said Hagrid, "bit o’ - o’ fresh air, yeh know -"

"Yes, as gamekeeper fresh air must be so difficult to come by," said Umbridge sweetly. The

small patch of Hagrid’s face that was not black or purple, flushed.

"Well -- change o’ scene, yeh know -"

"Mountain scenery?" said Umbridge swiftly.

She knows, Harry thought desperately.

"Mountains?" Hagrid repeated, clearly thinking fast. "Nope, South o’ France fer me. Bit o’ sun

an’... an’ sea."

"Really?" said Umbridge. "You don’t have much of a tan."

"Yeah... well... sensitive skin," said Hagrid, attempting an ingratiating smile. Harry noticed that

two of his teeth had been knocked out. Umbridge looked at him coldly; his smile faltered. Then

she hoisted her handbag a little higher into the crook of her arm and said, "I shall, of course, be

informing the Minister of your late return."

"Righ’," said Hagrid, nodding.

"You ought to know, too, that as High Inquisitor it is my unfortunate but necessary duty to

inspect my fellow teachers. So I daresay we shall meet again soon enough."

She turned sharply and marched back to the door.

"You’re inspectin’ us?" Hagrid repeated blankly, looking after her.

"Oh, yes," said Umbridge softly, looking back at him with her hand on the door handle. "The

Ministry is determined to weed out unsatisfactory teachers, Hagrid. Goodnight."

She left, closing the door behind her with a snap. Harry made to pull off the Invisibility Cloak

but Hermione seized his wrist.

"Not yet," she breathed in his ear. "She might not be gone yet."

Hagrid seemed to be thinking the same way; he stumped across the room and pulled back the

curtain an inch or so.

"She’s goin’ back ter the castle," he said in a low voice. "Blimey... inspectin’ people, is she?"

"Yeah," said Harry, pulling off the Cloak. "Trelawney’s on probation already..."

"Um... what sort of thing are you planning to do with us in class, Hagrid?" asked Hermione.

"Oh, don’ you worry abou’ that, I’ve got a great load o’ lessons planned," said Hagrid

enthusiastically, scooping up his dragon steak from the table and slapping it over his eye again.

"I’ve bin keepin’ a couple o’ creatures saved fer yer OWL year; you wait, they’re somethin’

really special."

"Erm... special in what way?" asked Hermione tentatively.

"I’m not sayin’," said Hagrid happily. "I don’ wan t ter spoil the surprise."

"Look, Hagrid," said Hermione urgently, dropping all pretence, "Professor Umbridge won’t be at all happy if you bring anything to class that’s too dangerous."

"Dangerous?" said Hagrid, looking genially bemused. "Don’ be silly, I wouldn’ give yeh anythin’ dangerous! I mean, all righ’, they can look after themselves -"

"Hagrid, you’ve got to pass Umbridge’s inspection, and to do that it would really be better if she

saw you teaching us how to look after Porlocks, how to tell the difference between Knarls and

hedgehogs, stuff like that!" said Hermione earnestly.

"But tha’s not very interestin’, Hermione," said Hagrid. "The stuff I’ve got’s much more

impressive. I’ve bin bringin’ ‘em on fer years, I reckon I’ve got the on’y domestic herd in


"Hagrid... please..." said Hermione, a note of real desperation in her voice. "Umbridge is looking for any excuse to get rid of teachers she thinks are too close to Dumbledore. Please, Hagrid, teach us something dull that’s bound to come up in our OWL."

But Hagrid merely yawned widely and cast a one-eyed look of longing towards the vast bed in

the corner.

"Lis’en, it’s bin a long day an’ it’s late," he said, patting Hermione gently on the shoulder, so that her knees gave way and hit the floor with a thud. "Oh - sorry -" He pulled her back up by the

neck of her robes. "Look, don’ you go worryin’ abou’ me, I promise yeh I’ve got really good

stuff planned fer yer lessons now I’m back... now you lot had better get back up to the castle, an’

don’ forget ter wipe yer footprints out behind yeh!"

"I dunno if you got through to him," said Ron a sho rt while later when, having checked that the

coast was clear, they walked back up to the castle through the thickening snow, leaving no trace

behind them due to the Obliteration Charm Hermione was performing as they went.

"Then I’ll go back again tomorrow," said Hermione determinedly. "I’ll plan his lessons for him if I have to. I don’t care if she throws out Trelawney but she’s not getting rid of Hagrid!"


The Eye of the Snake

Hermione ploughed her way back to Hagrid’s cabin through two feet of snow on Sunday

morning. Harry and Ron wanted to go with her, but their mountain of homework had reached an

alarming height again, so they remained grudgingly in the common room, trying to ignore the

gleeful shouts drifting up from the grounds outside, where students were enjoying themselves

skating on the frozen lake, tobogganing and, worst of all, bewitching snowballs to zoom up to

Gryffindor Tower and rap hard on the windows.

"Oy!" bellowed Ron, finally losing patience and sticking his head out of the window, "I am a

prefect and if one more snowball hits this window - OUCH!"

He withdrew his head sharply, his face covered in snow.

"It’s Fred and George," he said bitterly, slamming the window behind him. "Gits..."

Hermione returned from Hagrid’s just before lunch, shivering slightly, her robes damp to the


"So?" said Ron, looking up when she entered. "Got all his lessons planned for him?"

"Well, I tried," she said dully, sinking into a chair beside Harry. She pulled out her wand and

gave it a complicated little wave so that hot air streamed out of the tip; she then pointed this at

her robes, which began to steam as they dried out. "He wasn’t even there when I arrived, I was

knocking for at least half an hour. And then he came stumping out of the Forest -"

Harry groaned. The Forbidden Forest was teeming with the kind of creatures most likely to get

Hagrid the sack. "What’s he keeping in there? Did he say?" he asked.

"No," said Hermione miserably. "He says he wants them to be a surprise. I tried to explain about

Umbridge, but he just doesn’t get it. He kept saying nobody in their right mind would rather

study Knarls than Chimaeras - oh, I don’t think he’s got a Chimaera," she added at the appalled

look on Harry and Ron’s faces, "but that’s not for lack of trying, from what he said about how

hard it is to get eggs. I don’t know how many times I told him he’d be better off following

Grubbly-Plank’s plan, I honestly don’t think he listened to half of what I said. He’s in a bit of a

funny mood, you know. He still won’t say how he got all those injuries."

Hagrid’s reappearance at the staff table at breakfast next day was not greeted by enthusiasm from

all students. Some, like Fred, George and Lee, roared with delight and sprinted up the aisle

between the Gryffindor and Hufflepuff tables to wring Hagrid’s enormous hand; others, like

Parvati and Lavender, exchanged gloomy looks and shook their heads. Harry knew that many of

them preferred Professor Grubbly-Plank’s lessons, and the worst of it was that a very small,

unbiased part of him knew that they had good reason: Grubbly-Plank’s idea of an interesting

class was not one where there was a risk that somebody might have their head ripped off.

It was with a certain amount of apprehension that Harry, Ron and Hermione headed down to

Hagrid’s on Tuesday, heavily muffled against the cold. Harry was worried, not only about what

Hagrid might have decided to teach them, but also about how the rest of the class, particularly

Malfoy and his cronies, would behave if Umbridge was watching them.

However, the High Inquisitor was nowhere to be seen as they struggled through the snow

towards Hagrid, who stood waiting for them on the edge of the Forest. He did not present a

reassuring sight; the bruises that had been purple on Saturday night were now tinged with green

and yellow and some of his cuts still seemed to be bleeding. Harry could not understand this: had

Hagrid perhaps been attacked by some creature whose venom prevented the wounds it inflicted

from healing? As though to complete the ominous picture, Hagrid was carrying what looked like

half a dead cow over his shoulder.

"We’re workin’ in here today!" Hagrid called happily to the approaching students, jerking his

head back at the dark trees behind him. "Bit more sheltered! Anyway, they prefer the dark."

"What prefers the dark?" Harry heard Malfoy say sharply to Crabbe and Goyle, a trace of panic

in his voice. "What did he say prefers the dark - did you hear?"

Harry remembered the only other occasion on which Malfoy had entered the Forest before now;

he had not been very brave then, either. He smiled to himself; after the Quidditch match anything

that caused Malfoy discomfort was all right with him.

"Ready?" said Hagrid cheerfully, looking around at the class. "Right, well, I’ve bin savin’ a trip

inter the Forest fer yer fifth year. Thought we’d go an’ see these creatures in their natural habitat.

Now, what we’re studyin’ today is pretty rare, I reckon I’m probably the on’y person in Britain

who’s managed ter train ‘em."

"And you’re sure they’re trained, are you?" said Malfoy, the panic in his voice even more

pronounced. "Only it wouldn’t be the first time you’d brought wild stuff to class, would it?"

The Slytherins murmured agreement and a few Gryffindors looked as though they thought

Malfoy had a fair point, too.

"Course they’re trained," said Hagrid, scowling and hoisting the dead cow a little higher on his


"So what happened to your face, then?" demanded Malfoy.

"Mind yer own business!" said Hagrid, angrily. "Now, if yeh’ve finished askin’ stupid questions,

follow me!"

He turned and strode straight into the Forest. Nobody seemed much disposed to follow. Harry

glanced at Ron and Hermione, who sighed but nodded, and the three of them set off after Hagrid,

leading the rest of the class.

They walked for about ten minutes until they reached a place where the trees stood so closely

together that it was as dark as twilight and there was no snow at all on the ground. With a grunt,

Hagrid deposited his half a cow on the ground, stepped back and turned to face his class, most of

whom were creeping from tree to tree towards him, peering around nervously as though

expecting to be set upon at any moment.

"Gather roun’, gather roun’," Hagrid encouraged. "Now, they’ll be attracted by the smell o’ the

meat but I’m goin’ ter give ‘em a call anyway, ‘cause they’ll like ter know it’s me."

He turned, shook his shaggy head to get the hair out of his face and gave an odd, shrieking cry

that echoed through the dark trees like the call of some monstrous bird. Nobody laughed: most of

them looked too scared to make a sound.

Hagrid gave the shrieking cry again. A minute passed in which the class continued to peer

nervously over their shoulders and around trees for a first glimpse of whatever it was that was

coming. And then, as Hagrid shook his hair back for a third time and expanded his enormous

chest, Harry nudged Ron and pointed into the black space between two gnarled yew trees.

A pair of blank, white, shining eyes were growing larger through the gloom and a moment later

the dragonish face, neck and then skeletal body of a great, black, winged horse emerged from the

darkness. It surveyed the class for a few seconds, swishing its long black tail, then bowed its

head and began to tear flesh from the dead cow with its pointed fangs.

A great wave of relief broke over Harry. Here at last was proof that he had not imagined these

creatures, that they were real: Hagrid knew about them too. He looked eagerly at Ron, but Ron

was still staring around into the trees and after a few seconds he whispered, "Why doesn’t Hagrid call again?"

Most of the rest of the class were wearing expressions as confused and nervously expectant as

Ron’s and were still gazing everywhere but at the horse standing feet from them. There were

only two other people who seemed to be able to see them: a stringy Slytherin boy standing just

behind Goyle was watching the horse eating with an expression of great distaste on his face; and

Neville, whose eyes were following the swishing progress of the long black tail.

"Oh, an’ here comes another one!" said Hagrid proudly, as a second black horse appeared out of

the dark trees, folded its leathery wings closer to its body and dipped its head to gorge on the

meat. "Now... put yer hands up, who can see ‘em?"

Immensely pleased to feel that he was at last going to understand the mystery of these horses,

Harry raised his hand. Hagrid nodded at him.

"Yeah... yeah, I knew you’d be able ter, Harry," he said seriously. "An’ you too, Neville, eh? An’ -"

"Excuse me," said Malfoy in a sneering voice, "but what exactly are we supposed to be seeing?"

For an answer, Hagrid pointed at the cow carcass on the ground. The whole class stared at it for a

few seconds, then several people gasped and Parvati squealed. Harry understood why: bits of

flesh stripping themselves away from the bones and vanishing into thin air had to look very odd


"What’s doing it?" Parvati demanded in a terrified voice, retreating behind the nearest tree.

"What’s eating it?"

"Thestrals," said Hagrid proudly and Hermione gave a soft "Oh!" of comprehension at Harry’s

shoulder. "Hogwarts has got a whole herd of ‘em in here. Now, who knows -?"

"But they’re really, really unlucky!" interrupted Parvati, looking alarmed. "They’re supposed to

bring all sorts of horrible misfortune on people who see them. Professor Trelawney told me once


"No, no, no," said Hagrid, chuckling, "tha’s jus’ superstition, that is, they aren’ unlucky, they’re

dead clever an’ useful! Course, this lot don’ get a lot o’ work, it’s mainly jus’ pullin’ the school

carriages unless Dumbledore’s takin’ a long journey an’ don’ want ter Apparate - an’ here’s

another couple, look -"

Two more horses came quietly out of the trees, one of them passing very close to Parvati, who

shivered and pressed herself closer to the tree, saying, "I think I felt something, I think it’s near


"Don’ worry, it won’ hurt yen," said Hagrid patiently. "Righ’, now, who can tell me why some o’ yeh can see ‘em an’ some can’t?"

Hermione raised her hand.

"Go on then," said Hagrid, beaming at her.

"The only people who can see Thestrals," she said, "are people who have seen death."

"Tha’s exactly right," said Hagrid solemnly, "ten points ter Gryffindor. Now, Thestrals -"

"Hem, hem."

Professor Umbridge had arrived. She was standing a few feet away from Harry, wearing her

green hat and cloak again, her clipboard at the ready. Hagrid, who had never heard Umbridge’s

fake cough before, was gazing in some concern at the closest Thestral, evidently under the

impression that it had made the sound.

"Hem, hem."

"Oh, hello!" Hagrid said, smiling, having located the source of the noise.

"You received the note I sent to your cabin this morning?" said Umbridge, in the same loud, slow voice she had used with him earlier, as though she were addressing somebody both foreign and very slow. "Telling you that I would be inspecting y our lesson?"

"Oh, yeah," said Hagrid brightly. "Glad yeh found the place all righ’! Well, as you can see - or, I

dunno - can you? We’re doin’ Thestrals today -"

"I’m sorry?" said Professor Umbridge loudly, cupping her hand around her ear and frowning.

"What did you say?"

Hagrid looked a little confused.

"Er - Thestrals!" he said loudly. "Big - er - winged horses, yeh know!"

He flapped his gigantic arms hopefully. Professor Umbridge raised her eyebrows at him and

muttered as she made a note on her clipboard: "Has... to... resort... to... crude...

sign... language."

"Well... anyway..." said Hagrid, turning back to the class and looking slightly flustered, "erm...

what was I sayin’?"

"Appears... to... have... poor... short... term... memory," muttered Umbridge, loudly enough

for everyone to hear her. Draco Malfoy looked as though Christmas had come a month early;

Hermione, on the other hand, had turned scarlet with suppressed rage.

"Oh, yeah," said Hagrid, throwing an uneasy glance at Umbridge’s clipboard, but ploughing on

valiantly. "Yeah, I was gonna tell yeh how come we got a herd. Yeah, so, we started off with a

male an’ five females. This one," he patted the fir st horse to have appeared, "name o’ Tenebrus,

he’s my special favorite, firs’ one born here in the Forest -"

"Are you aware," Umbridge said loudly, interrupting him, "that the Ministry of Magic has

classified Thestrals as ‘dangerous’?"

Harry’s heart sank like a stone, but Hagrid merely chuckled.

"Thestrals aren’ dangerous! All righ’, they might take a bite outta yeh if yeh really annoy them -"

"Shows... signs... of... pleasure... at... idea... of... violence," muttered Umbridge, scribbling

on her clipboard again.

"No - come on!" said Hagrid, looking a little anxious now. "I mean, a dog’ll bite if yeh bait it,

won’ it - but Thestrals have jus’ got a bad reputation because o’ the death thing - people used ter

think they were bad omens, didn’ they? Jus’ didn’ understand, did they?"

Umbridge did not answer; she finished writing her last note, then looked up at Hagrid and said,

again very loudly and slowly, "Please continue teaching as usual. I am going to walk," she

mimed walking (Malfoy and Pansy Parkinson were having silent fits of laughter) "among the

students" (she pointed around at individual members of the class) "and ask them questions." She

pointed at her mouth to indicate talking.

Hagrid stared at her, clearly at a complete loss to understand why she was acting as though he

did not understand normal English. Hermione had tears of fury in her eyes now.

"You hag, you evil hag!" she whispered, as Umbridge walked towards Pansy Parkinson. "I know

what you’re doing, you awful, twisted, vicious -"

"Erm... anyway," said Hagrid, clearly struggling to regain the flow of his lesson, "so - Thestrals.

Yeah. Well, there’s loads o’ good stuff abou’ them..."

"Do you find," said Professor Umbridge in a ringing voice to Pansy Parkinson, "that you are able

to understand Professor Hagrid when he talks?"

Just like Hermione, Pansy had tears in her eyes, but these were tears of laughter; indeed, her

answer was almost incoherent because she was trying to suppress her giggles.

"No... because... well... it sounds... like grunting a lot of the time."

Umbridge scribbled on her clipboard. The few unbruised bits of Hagrid’s face flushed, but he

tried to act as though he had not heard Pansy’s answer.

"Er... yeah... good stuff abou’ Thestrals. Well, once they’re tamed, like this lot, yeh’ll never be

lost again. ‘Mazin’ sense o’ direction, jus’ tell ‘em where yeh want ter go -"

"Assuming they can understand you, of course," said Malfoy loudly, and Pansy Parkinson

collapsed in a fit of renewed giggles. Professor Umbridge smiled indulgently at them and then

turned to Neville.

"You can see the Thestrals, Longbottom, can you?" she said.

Neville nodded.

"Who did you see die?" she asked, her tone indifferent.

"My... my grandad," said Neville.

"And what do you think of them?" she said, waving her stubby hand at the horses, who by now

had stripped a great deal of the carcass down to bone.

"Erm," said Neville nervously, with a glance at Hagrid. "Well, they’re... er... okay..."

"Students... are... too... intimidated... to... admit... they... are... frightened," muttered

Umbridge, making another note on her clipboard.

"No!" said Neville, looking upset. "No, I’m not scared of them!"

"It’s quite all right," said Umbridge, patting Neville on the shoulder with what she evidently

intended to be an understanding smile, though it looked more like a leer to Harry. "Well, Hagrid," she turned to look up at him again, speaking once more in that loud, slow voice, "I think I’ve got enough to be getting along with. You will receive" (she mimed taking something from the air in front of her) "the results of your inspection" (she pointed at the clipboard) "in ten days’ time." She held up ten stubby little fingers, then, her smile wider and more toadlike than ever before beneath her green hat, she bustled from their midst, leaving Malfoy and Pansy Parkinson in fits of laughter, Hermione actually shaking with fury and Neville looking confused and upset.

"That foul, lying, twisting old gargoyle!" stormed Hermione half an hour later, as they made their way back up to the castle through the channels they had made earlier in the snow. "You see what she’s up to? It’s her thing about half-breeds all over again - she’s trying to make out Hagrid’s some kind of dimwitted troll, just because he had a giantess for a mother - and oh, it’s not fair, that really wasn’t a bad lesson at all - I mean, all right, if it had been Blast-Ended Skrewts again, but Thestrals are fine - in fact, for Hagrid, they’re really good!"

"Umbridge said they’re dangerous," said Ron.

"Well, it’s like Hagrid said, they can look after themselves," said Hermione impatiently, "and I

suppose a teacher like Grubbly-Plank wouldn’t usually show them to us before NEWT level, but,

well, they are very interesting, aren’t they? The way some people can see them and some can’t! I

wish I could."

"Do you?" Harry asked her quietly.

She looked suddenly horrorstruck.

"Oh, Harry - I’m sorry - no, of course I don’t - that was a really stupid thing to say."

"It’s okay," he said quickly, "don’t worry"

"I’m surprised so many people could see them," said Ron. "Three in a class -"

"Yeah, Weasley, we were just wondering," said a malicious voice. Unheard by any of them in the muffling snow, Malfoy, Crabbe and Goyle were walking along right behind them. "D’you reckon if you saw someone snuff it you’d be able to see the Quaffle better?"

He, Crabbe and Goyle roared with laughter as they pushed past on their way to the castle, then

broke into a chorus of "Weasley is our King". Ron’s ears turned scarlet.

"Ignore them, just ignore them," intoned Hermione, pulling out her wand and performing the

charm to produce hot air again, so that she could melt them an easier path through the untouched

snow between them and the greenhouses.

December arrived, bringing with it more snow and a positive avalanche of homework for the

fifth-years. Ron and Hermione’s prefect duties also became more and more onerous as Christmas

approached. They were called upon to supervise the decoration of the castle ("You try putting up

tinsel when Peeves has got the other end and is trying to strangle you with it," said Ron), to

watch over first- and second-years spending their break-times inside because of the bitter cold

("And they’re cheeky little snot-rags, you know, we definitely weren’t that rude when we were in first year," said Ron) and to patrol the corridors in shifts with Argus Filch, who suspected that the holiday spirit might show itself in an outbreak of wizard duels ("He’s got dung for brains, that one," said Ron furiously). They were so busy that Hermione had even stopped knitting elf hats and was fretting that she was down to her last three.

"All those poor elves I haven’t set free yet, having to stay here over Christmas because there

aren’t enough hats!"

Harry, who had not had the heart to tell her that Dobby was taking everything she made, bent

lower over his History of Magic essay. In any case, he did not want to think about Christmas. For

the first time in his school career, he very much wanted to spend the holidays away from

Hogwarts. Between his Quidditch ban and worry about whether or not Hagrid was going to be

put on probation, he felt highly resentful towards the place at the moment. The only thing he

really looked forward to were the D.A. meetings, and they would have to stop over the holidays,

as nearly everybody in the D.A. would be spending the time with their families. Hermione was

going skiing with her parents, something that greatly amused Ron, who had never heard of

Muggles strapping narrow strips of wood on to their feet to slide down mountains. Ron was

going home to The Burrow. Harry endured several days of envy before Ron said, in response to

Harry asking him how he was going to get home for Christmas: "But you’re coming too! Didn’t I say? Mum wrote and told me to invite you weeks ago!"

Hermione rolled her eyes, but Harry’s spirits soared: the thought of Christmas at The Burrow

was truly wonderful, though slightly marred by Harry’s guilty feeling that he would not be able

to spend the holiday with Sirius. He wondered whether he could possibly persuade Mrs. Weasley

to invite his godfather for the festivities. Even though he doubted whether Dumbledore would

permit Sirius to leave Grimmauld Place anyway, he could not help but think Mrs. Weasley might

not want him; they were so often at loggerheads. Sirius had not contacted Harry at all since his

last appearance in the fire, and although Harry knew that with Umbridge on constant watch it

would be unwise to attempt to contact him, he did not like to think of Sirius alone in his mother’s

old house, perhaps pulling a lonely cracker with Kreacher.

Harry arrived early in the Room of Requirement for the last D.A. meeting before the holidays andwas very glad he had, because when the lamps burst into light he saw that Dobby had taken it

upon himself to decorate the place for Christmas. He could tell the elf had done it, because

nobody else would have strung a hundred golden baubles from the ceiling, each showing a

picture of Harry’s face and bearing the legend: HAVE A VERY HARRY CHRISTMAS!

Harry had only just managed to get the last of them down before the door creaked open and Luna

Love good entered, looking as dreamy as always.

"Hello," she said vaguely, looking around at what remained of the decorations. "These are nice,

did you put them up?"

"No," said Harry, "it was Dobby the house-elf."

"Mistletoe," said Luna dreamily, pointing at a large clump of white berries placed almost over

Harry’s head. He jumped out from under it. "Good thinking," said Luna very seriously. "It’s often infested with Nargles."

Harry was saved the necessity of asking what Nargles were by the arrival of Angelina, Katie and

Alicia. All three of them were breathless and looked very cold.

"Well," said Angelina dully, pulling off her cloak and throwing it into a corner, "we’ve finally

replaced you."

"Replaced me?" said Harry blankly.

"You and Fred and George," she said impatiently. "We’ve got another Seeker!"

"Who?" said Harry quickly.

"Ginny Weasley," said Katie.

Harry gaped at her.

"Yeah, I know," said Angelina, pulling out her wand and flexing her arm, "but she’s pretty good,

actually. Nothing on you, of course," she said, throwing him a very dirty look, "but as we can’t

have you..."

Harry bit back the retort he was longing to utter: did she imagine for a second that he did not

regret his expulsion from the team a hundred times more than she did?

"And what about the Beaters?" he asked, trying to keep his voice even.

"Andrew Kirke," said Alicia without enthusiasm, "and Jack Sloper. Neither of them are brilliant,

but compared to the rest of the idiots who turned up..."

The arrival of Ron, Hermione and Neville brought this depressing discussion to an end, and

within five minutes the room was full enough to prevent Harry seeing Angelina’s burning,

reproachful looks.

"Okay," he said, calling them all to order. "I thought this evening we should just go over the things we’ve done so far, because it’s the last meeting before the holidays and there’s no point starting anything new right before a three-week break -"

"We’re not doing anything new?" said Zacharias Smith, in a disgruntled whisper loud enough to

carry through the room. "If I’d known that, I wouldn’t have come."

"We’re all really sorry Harry didn’t tell you, then," said Fred loudly.

Several people sniggered. Harry saw Cho laughing and felt the familiar swooping sensation in

his stomach, as though he had missed a step going downstairs.

"- we can practice in pairs," said Harry. "We’ll start with the Impediment Jinx, for ten minutes,

then we can get out the cushions and try Stunning again."

They all divided up obediently; Harry partnered Neville as usual. The room was soon full of

intermittent cries of "Impedimenta!" People froze f or a minute or so, during which their partner

would stare aimlessly around the room watching other pairs at work, then would unfreeze and

take their turn at the jinx.

Neville had improved beyond all recognition. After a while, when Harry had unfrozen three

times in a row, he had Neville join Ron and Hermione again so that he could walk around the

room and watch the others. When he passed Cho she beamed at him; he resisted the temptation

to walk past her several more times.

After ten minutes on the Impediment Jinx, they laid out cushions all over the floor and started

practicing Stunning again. Space was really too confined to allow them all to work this spell at

once; half the group observed the others for a while, then swapped over.

Harry felt himself positively swelling with pride as he watched them all. True, Neville did Stun

Padma Patil rather than Dean, at whom he had been aiming, but it was a much closer miss than

usual, and everybody else had made enormous progress.

At the end of an hour, Harry called a halt.

"You’re getting really good," he said, beaming around at them. "When we get back from the

holidays we can start doing some of the big stuff - maybe even Patronuses."

There was a murmur of excitement. The room began to clear in the usual twos and threes; most

people wished Harry a "Happy Christmas" as they went. Feeling cheerful, he collected up the

cushions with Ron and Hermione and stacked them neatly away. Ron and Hermione left before

he did; he hung back a little, because Cho was still there and he was hoping to receive a "Merry

Christmas" from her.

"No, you go on," he heard her say to her friend Marietta and his heart gave a jolt that seemed to

take it into the region of his Adam’s apple.

He pretended to be straightening the cushion pile. He was quite sure they were alone now and

waited for her to speak. Instead, he heard a hearty sniff.

He turned and saw Cho standing in the middle of the room, tears pouring down her face.


He didn’t know what to do. She was simply standing there, crying silently.

"What’s up?" he said, feebly.

She shook her head and wiped her eyes on her sleeve.

"I’m - sorry," she said thickly. "I suppose... it’s just... learning all this stuff... it just makes me... wonder whether... if he’d known it all... he’d still be alive."

Harry’s heart sank right back past its usual spot and settled somewhere around his navel. He

ought to have known. She wanted to talk about Cedric.

"He did know this stuff," Harry said heavily. "He was really good at it, or he could never have got to the middle of that maze. But if Voldemort really wants to kill you, you don’t stand a chance."

She hiccoughed at the sound of Voldemort’s name, but stared at Harry without flinching.

"You survived when you were just a baby," she said quietly.

"Yeah, well," said Harry wearily, moving towards the door, "I dunno why nor does anyone else,

so it’s nothing to be proud of."

"Oh, don’t go!" said Cho, sounding tearful again. "I’m really sorry to get all upset like this... I

didn’t mean to..."

She hiccoughed again. She was very pretty even when her eyes were red and puffy. Harry felt

thoroughly miserable. He’d have been so pleased with just a "Merry Christmas".

"I know it must be horrible for you," she said, mop ping her eyes on her sleeve again. "Me

mentioning Cedric, when you saw him die... I suppose you just want to forget about it?"

Harry did not say anything to this; it was quite true, but he felt heartless saying it.

"You’re a r-really good teacher, you know," said Cho, with a watery smile. "I’ve never been able

to Stun anything before."

"Thanks," said Harry awkwardly.

They looked at each other for a long moment. Harry felt a burning desire to run from the room

and, at the same time, a complete inability to move his feet.

"Mistletoe," said Cho quietly, pointing at the ceiling over his head.

"Yeah," said Harry. His mouth was very dry. "It’s probably full of Nargles, though."

"What are Nargles?"

"No idea," said Harry. She had moved closer. His brain seemed to have been Stunned. "You’d

have to ask Loony. Luna, I mean."

Cho made a funny noise halfway between a sob and a laugh. She was even nearer to him now.

He could have counted the freckles on her nose.

"I really like you, Harry."

He could not think. A tingling sensation was spreading through him, paralysing his arms, legs

and brain.

She was much too close. He could see every tear clinging to her eyelashes...

He returned to the common room half an hour later to find Hermione and Ron in the best seats

by the fire; nearly everybody else had gone to bed. Hermione was writing a very long letter; she

had already filled half a roll of parchment, which was dangling from the edge of the table. Ron

was lying on the hearthrug, trying to finish his Transfiguration homework.

"What kept you?" he asked, as Harry sank into the armchair next to Hermione’s.

Harry didn’t answer. He was in a state of shock. Half of him wanted to tell Ron and Hermione

what had just happened, but the other half wanted to take the secret with him to the grave.

"Are you all right, Harry?" Hermione asked, peering at him over the tip of her quill.

Harry gave a half-hearted shrug. In truth, he didn’t know whether he was all right or not.

"What’s up?" said Ron, hoisting himself up on his elbow to get a clearer view of Harry. "What’s


Harry didn’t quite know how to set about telling them, and still wasn’t sure whether he wanted

to. Just as he had decided not to say anything, Hermione took matters out of his hands.

"Is it Cho?" she asked in a businesslike way. "Did she corner you after the meeting?"

Numbly surprised, Harry nodded. Ron sniggered, breaking off when Hermione caught his eye.

"So - er - what did she want?" he asked in a mock casual voice.

"She -" Harry began, rather hoarsely; he cleared his throat and tried again. "She - er -"

"Did you kiss?" asked Hermione briskly.

Ron sat up so fast he sent his ink bottle flying all over the rug. Disregarding this completely, he

stared avidly at Harry.

"Well?" he demanded.

Harry looked from Ron’s expression of mingled curiosity and hilarity to Hermione’s slight

frown, and nodded.


Ron made a triumphant gesture with his fist and went into a raucous peal of laughter that made

several timid-looking second-years over beside the window jump. A reluctant grin spread over

Harry’s face as he watched Ron rolling around on the hearthrug.

Hermione gave Ron a look of deep disgust and returned to her letter.

"Well?" Ron said finally, looking up at Harry. "How was it?"

Harry considered for a moment.

"Wet," he said truthfully.

Ron made a noise that might have indicated jubilation or disgust, it was hard to tell.

"Because she was crying," Harry continued heavily.

"Oh," said Ron, his smile fading slightly. "Are you that bad at kissing?"

"Dunno," said Harry, who hadn’t considered this, and immediately felt rather worried. "Maybe I


"Of course you’re not," said Hermione absently, still scribbling away at her letter.

"How do you know?" said Ron very sharply.

"Because Cho spends half her time crying these days," said Hermione vaguely. "She does it at

mealtimes, in the loos, all over the place."

"You’d think a bit of kissing would cheer her up," said Ron, grinning.

"Ron," said Hermione in a dignified voice, dipping the point of her quill into her inkpot, "you are

the most insensitive wart I have ever had the misfortune to meet."

"What’s that supposed to mean?" said Ron indignantly. "What sort of person cries while

someone’s kissing them?"

"Yeah," said Harry, slightly desperately, "who does?"

Hermione looked at the pair of them with an almost pitying expression on her face.

"Don’t you understand how Cho’s feeling at the moment?" she asked.

"No," said Harry and Ron together.

Hermione sighed and laid down her quill.

"Well, obviously, she’s feeling very sad, because of Cedric dying. Then I expect she’s feeling

confused because she liked Cedric and now she likes Harry, and she can’t work out who she

likes best. Then she’ll be feeling guilty, thinking it’s an insult to Cedric’s memory to be kissing

Harry at all, and she’ll be worrying about what everyone else might say about her if she starts

going out with Harry. And she probably can’t work out what her feelings towards Harry are,

anyway, because he was the one who was with Cedric when Cedric died, so that’s all very mixed

up and painful. Oh, and she’s afraid she’s going to be thrown off the Ravenclaw Quidditch team

because she’s been flying so badly."

A slightly stunned silence greeted the end of this speech, then Ron said, "One person can’t feel

all that at once, they’d explode."

"Just because you’ve got the emotional range of a teaspoon doesn’t mean we all have," said

Hermione nastily picking up her quill again.

"She was the one who started it," said Harry. "I wouldn’t’ve - she just sort of came at me - and

next thing she’s crying all over me - I didn’t know what to do --"

"Don’t blame you, mate," said Ron, looking alarmed at the very thought.

"You just had to be nice to her," said Hermione, looking up anxiously. "You were, weren’t you?"

"Well," said Harry, an unpleasant heat creeping up his face, "I sort of - patted her on the back a


Hermione looked as though she was restraining herself from rolling her eyes with extreme


"Well, I suppose it could have been worse," she said. "Are you going to see her again?"

"I’ll have to, won’t I?" said Harry. "We’ve got D.A. meetings, haven’t we?"

"You know what I mean," said Hermione impatiently.

Harry said nothing. Hermione’s words opened up a whole new vista of frightening possibilities.

He tried to imagine going somewhere with Cho -- Hogsmeade, perhaps - and being alone with

her for hours at a time. Of course, she would have been expecting him to ask her out after what

had just happened... the thought made his stomach clench painfully.

"Oh well," said Hermione distantly, buried in her letter once more, "you’ll have plenty of

opportunities to ask her."

"What if he doesn’t want to ask her?" said Ron, who had been watching Harry with an unusually

shrewd expression on his face.

"Don’t be silly," said Hermione vaguely, "Harry’s liked her for ages, haven’t you, Harry?"

He did not answer. Yes, he had liked Cho for ages, but whenever he had imagined a scene

involving the two of them it had always featured a Cho who was enjoying herself, as opposed to

a Cho who was sobbing uncontrollably into his shoulder.

"Who’re you writing the novel to, anyway?" Ron asked Hermione, trying to read the bit of

parchment now trailing on the floor. Hermione hitched it up out of sight.



"How many other Viktors do we know?"

Ron said nothing, but looked disgruntled. They sat in silence for another twenty minutes, Ron

finishing his Transfiguration essay with many snorts of impatience and crossings-out, Hermione

writing steadily to the very end of the parchment, rolling it up carefully and sealing it, and Harry

staring into the fire, wishing more than anything that Sirius’s head would appear there and give

him some advice about girls. But the fire merely crackled lower and lower, until the red-hot

embers crumbled into ash and, looking around, Harry saw that they were, yet again, the last ones

in the common room.

"Well, night," said Hermione, yawning widely as she set off up the girls’ staircase.

"What does she see in Krum?" Ron demanded, as he and Harry climbed the boys’ stairs.

"Well," said Harry, considering the matter, "I s’pose he’s older, isn’t he... and he’s an

international Quidditch player..."

"Yeah, but apart from that," said Ron, sounding aggravated. "I mean, he’s a grouchy git, isn’t


"Bit grouchy, yeah," said Harry, whose thoughts were still on Cho.

They pulled off their robes and put on pajamass in silence; Dean, Seamus and Neville were

already asleep. Harry put his glasses on his bedside table and got into bed but did not pull the

hangings closed around his four-poster; instead, he stared at the patch of starry sky visible

through the window next to Neville’s bed. If he had known, this time last night, that in twenty-four hours’ time he would have kissed Cho Chang...

"Night," grunted Ron, from somewhere to his right.

"Night," said Harry.

Maybe next time... if there was a next time... she’d be a bit happier. He ought to have asked her

out; she had probably been expecting it and was now really angry with him... or was she lying in

bed, still crying about Cedric? He did not know what to think. Hermione’s explanation had made

it all seem more complicated rather than easier to understand.

That’s what they should teach us here, he thought, turning over on to his side, how girls’ brains

work... it’d be more useful than Divination, anyway...

Neville snuffled in his sleep. An owl hooted somewhere out in the night.

Harry dreamed he was back in the D.A. room. Cho was accusing him of luring her there under

false pretences; she said he had promised her a hundred and fifty Chocolate Frog Cards if she

showed up. Harry protested... Cho shouted, "Cedric gave me loads of Chocolate Frog Cards,

look!" And she pulled out fistfuls of Cards from in side her robes and threw them into the air.

Then she turned into Hermione, who said, "You did promise her, you know, Harry... I think

you’d better give her something else instead... how about your Firebolt?" And Harry was

protesting that he could not give Cho his Firebolt, because Umbridge had it, and anyway the

whole thing was ridiculous, he’d only come to the D.A. room to put up some Christmas baubles

shaped like Dobby’s head...

The dream changed...

His body felt smooth, powerful and flexible. He was gliding between shining metal bars, across

dark, cold stone... he was flat against the floor, sliding along on his belly... it was dark, yet he

could see objects around him shimmering in strange, vibrant colors... he was turning his

head... at first glance the corridor was empty... but no... a man was sitting on the floor ahead,

his chin drooping on to his chest, his outline gleaming in the dark...

Harry put out his tongue... he tasted the man’s scent on the air... he was alive but drowsy...

sitting in front of a door at the end of the corridor...

Harry longed to bite the man... but he must master the impulse... he had more important work to


But the man was stirring... a silver Cloak fell from his legs as he jumped to his feet; and Harry

saw his vibrant, blurred outline towering above him, saw a wand withdrawn from a belt... he had

no choice... he reared high from the floor and struck once, twice, three times, plunging his fangs

deeply into the man’s flesh, feeling his ribs splinter beneath his jaws, feeling the warm gush of


The man was yelling in pain... then he fell silent... he slumped backwards against the wall...

blood was splattering on to the floor...

His forehead hurt terribly... it was aching fit to burst...

"Harry! HARRY!"

He opened his eyes. Every inch of his body was covered in icy sweat; his bed covers were

twisted all around him like a strait-jacket; he felt as though a white-hot poker were being applied

to his forehead.


Ron was standing over him looking extremely frightened. There were more figures at the foot of

Harry’s bed. He clutched his head in his hands; the pain was blinding him... he rolled right over

and vomited over the edge of the mattress.

"He’s really ill," said a scared voice. "Should we call someone?"


He had to tell Ron, it was very important that he tell him... taking great gulps of air, Harry

pushed himself up in bed, willing himself not to throw up again, the pain half-blinding him.

"Your dad," he panted, his chest heaving. "Your dad’s... been attacked..."

"What?" said Ron uncomprehendingly.

"Your dad! He’s been bitten, it’s serious, there was blood everywhere..."

"I’m going for help," said the same scared voice, and Harry heard footsteps running out of the


"Harry, mate," said Ron uncertainly, "you... you were just dreaming..."

"No!" said Harry furiously; it was crucial that Ron understand. "It wasn’t a dream... not an ordinary dream... I was there, I saw it... I did it..."

He could hear Seamus and Dean muttering but did not care. The pain in his forehead was

subsiding slightly, though he was still sweating and shivering feverishly. He retched again and

Ron leapt backwards out of the way.

"Harry, you’re not well," he said shakily. "Neville’s gone for help."

"I’m fine!" Harry choked, wiping his mouth on his p yjamas and shaking uncontrollably.

"There’s nothing wrong with me, it’s your dad you’ve got to worry about - we need to find out where he is - he’s bleeding like mad - I was - it was a huge snake."

He tried to get out of bed but Ron pushed him back into it; Dean and Seamus were still

whispering somewhere nearby. Whether one minute passed or ten, Harry did not know; he

simply sat there shaking, feeling the pain recede very slowly from his scar... then there were

hurried footsteps coming up the stairs and he heard Neville’s voice again.

"Over here, Professor."

Professor McGonagall came hurrying into the dormitory in her tartan dressing gown, her glasses

perched lopsidedly on the bridge of her bony nose.

"What is it, Potter? Where does it hurt?"

He had never been so pleased to see her; it was a member of the Order of the Phoenix he needed

now, not someone fussing over him and prescribing useless potions.

"It’s Ron’s dad," he said, sitting up again. "He’s been attacked by a snake and it’s serious, I saw it happen."

"What do you mean, you saw it happen?" said Professor McGonagall, her dark eyebrows


"I don’t know... I was asleep and then I was there..."

"You mean you dreamed this?"

"No!" said Harry angrily; would none of them understand? "I was having a dream at first about

something completely different, something stupid... and then this interrupted it. It was real, I

didn’t imagine it. Mr. Weasley was asleep on the floor and he was attacked by a gigantic snake,

there was a load of blood, he collapsed, someone’s got to find out where he is..."

Professor McGonagall was gazing at him through her lopsided spectacles as though horrified at

what she was seeing.

"I’m not lying and I’m not mad!" Harry told her, his voice rising to a shout. "I tell you, I saw it


"I believe you, Potter," said Professor McGonagall curtly. "Put on your dressing gown - we’re

going to see the Headmaster."


St. Mungo’s Hospital for Magical Maladies and Injuries

Harry was so relieved she was taking him seriously that he did not hesitate, but jumped out of

bed at once, pulled on his dressing gown and pushed his glasses back on to his nose.

"Weasley, you ought to come too," said Professor McGonagall.

They followed Professor McGonagall past the silent figures of Neville, Dean and Seamus, out of

the dormitory, down the spiral stairs into the common room, through the portrait hole and off

along the Fat Lady’s moonlit corridor. Harry felt as though the panic inside him might spill over

at any moment; he wanted to run, to yell for Dumbledore; Mr. Weasley was bleeding as they

walked along so sedately, and what if those fangs (Harry tried hard not to think ‘my fangs’) had

been poisonous? They passed Mrs Norris, who turned her lamplike eyes upon them and hissed

faintly, but Professor McGonagall said, "Shoo!" Mrs Norris slunk away into the shadows, and in

a few minutes they had reached the stone gargoyle guarding the entrance to Dumbledore’s office.

"Fizzing Whizzbee," said Professor McGonagall.

The gargoyle sprang to life and leapt aside; the wall behind it split in two to reveal a stone

staircase that was moving continually upwards like a spiral escalator. The three of them stepped

on to the moving stairs; the wall closed behind them with a thud and they were moving upwards

in tight circles until they reached the highly polished oak door with the brass knocker shaped like

a griffin.

Though it was now well past midnight there were voices coming from inside the room, a positive

babble of them. It sounded as though Dumbledore was entertaining at least a dozen people.

Professor McGonagall rapped three times with the griffin knocker and the voices ceased abruptly

as though someone had switched them all off. The door opened of its own accord and Professor

McGonagall led Harry and Ron inside.

The room was in half-darkness; the strange silver instruments standing on tables were silent and

still rather than whirring and emitting puffs of smoke as they usually did; the portraits of old

headmasters and headmistresses covering the walls were all snoozing in their frames. Behind the

door, a magnificent red and gold bird the size of a swan dozed on its perch with its head under its


"Oh, it’s you, Professor McGonagall... and... ah."

Dumbledore was sitting in a high-backed chair behind his desk; he leaned forward into the pool

of candlelight illuminating the papers laid out before him. He was wearing a magnificently

embroidered purple and gold dressing gown over a snowy white nightshirt, but seemed wideawake, his penetrating light blue eyes fixed intently upon Professor McGonagall.

"Professor Dumbledore, Potter has had a... well, a nightmare," said Professor McGonagall. "He


"It wasn’t a nightmare," said Harry quickly.

Professor McGonagall looked round at Harry, frowning slightly.

"Very well, then, Potter, you tell the Headmaster about it."

"I... well, I was asleep..." said Harry and, even in his terror and his desperation to make

Dumbledore understand, he felt slightly irritated that the Headmaster was not looking at him, but

examining his own interlocked fingers. "But it wasn’t an ordinary dream... it was real... I saw it

happen..." He took a deep breath, "Ron’s dad - Mr. Weasley - has been attacked by a giant


The words seemed to reverberate in the air after he had said them, sounding slightly ridiculous,

even comic. There was a pause in which Dumbledore leaned back and stared meditatively at the

ceiling. Ron looked from Harry to Dumbledore, white-faced and shocked.

"How did you see this?" Dumbledore asked quietly, still not looking at Harry.

"Well... I don’t know," said Harry, rather angrily - what did it matter? "Inside my head, I suppose -"

"You misunderstand me," said Dumbledore, still in the same calm tone. "I mean... can you

remember -- er - where you were positioned as you watched this attack happen? Were you

perhaps standing beside the victim, or else looking down on the scene from above?"

This was such a curious question that Harry gaped at Dumbledore; it was almost as though he


"I was the snake," he said. "I saw it all from the snake’s point of view."

Nobody else spoke for a moment, then Dumbledore, now looking at Ron who was still wheyfaced, asked in a new and sharper voice, "Is Arthur seriously injured?"

"Yes," said Harry emphatically - why were they all so slow on the uptake, did they not realize

how much a person bled when fangs that long pierced their side? And why could Dumbledore

not do him the courtesy of looking at him?

But Dumbledore stood up, so quickly it made Harry jump, and addressed one of the old portraits

hanging very near the ceiling. "Everard?" he said sharply. "And you too, Dilys!"

A sallow-faced wizard with a short black bangs and an elderly witch with long silver ringlets in

the frame beside him, both of whom seemed to have been in the deepest of sleeps, opened their

eyes immediately.

"You were listening?" said Dumbledore.

The wizard nodded; the witch said, "Naturally."

"The man has red hair and glasses," said Dumbledore. "Everard, you will need to raise the alarm, make sure he is found by the right people -"

Both nodded and moved sideways out of their frames, but instead of emerging in neighboring

pictures (as usually happened at Hogwarts) neither reappeared. One frame now contained

nothing but a backdrop of dark curtain, the other a handsome leather armchair. Harry noticed that

many of the other headmasters and mistresses on the walls, though snoring and drooling most

convincingly, kept sneaking peeks at him from under their eyelids, and he suddenly understood

who had been talking when they had knocked.

"Everard and Dilys were two of Hogwarts’s most celebrated Heads," Dumbledore said, now

sweeping around Harry, Ron and Professor McGonagall to approach the magnificent sleeping

bird on his perch beside the door. "Their renown is such that both have portraits hanging in other

important wizarding institutions. As they are free to move between their own portraits, they can

tell us what may be happening elsewhere..."

"But Mr. Weasley could be anywhere!" said Harry.

"Please sit down, all three of you," said Dumbledore, as though Harry had not spoken, "Everard

and Dilys may not be back for several minutes. Professor McGonagall, if you could draw up

extra chairs."

Professor McGonagall pulled her wand from the pocket of her dressing gown and waved it; three

chairs appeared out of thin air, straight-backed and wooden, quite unlike the comfortable chintz

armchairs that Dumbledore had conjured up at Harry’s hearing. Harry sat down, watching

Dumbledore over his shoulder. Dumbledore was now stroking Fawkes’s plumed golden head

with one finger. The phoenix awoke immediately. He stretched his beautiful head high and

observed Dumbledore through bright, dark eyes.

"We will need," Dumbledore said very quietly to the bird, "a warning."

There was a flash of fire and the phoenix had gone.

Dumbledore now swooped down upon one of the fragile silver instruments whose function Harry

had never known, carried it over to his desk, sat down facing them again and tapped it gently

with the tip of his wand.

The instrument tinkled into life at once with rhythmic clinking noises. Tiny puffs of pale green

smoke issued from the minuscule silver tube at the top. Dumbledore watched the smoke closely,

his brow furrowed. After a few seconds, the tiny puffs became a steady stream of smoke that

thickened and coiled in the air... a serpent’s head grew out of the end of it, opening its mouth

wide. Harry wondered whether the instrument was confirming his story: he looked eagerly at

Dumbledore for a sign that he was right, but Dumbledore did not look up.

"Naturally, naturally," murmured Dumbledore apparently to himself, still observing the stream of smoke without the slightest sign of surprise. "But in essence divided?"

Harry could make neither head nor tail of this question. The smoke serpent, however, split itself

instantly into two snakes, both coiling and undulating in the dark air. With a look of grim

satisfaction, Dumbledore gave the instrument another gentle tap with his wand: the clinking

noise slowed and died and the smoke serpents grew faint, became a formless haze and vanished.

Dumbledore replaced the instrument on its spindly little table. Harry saw many of the old

headmasters in the portraits follow him with their eyes, then, realizing that Harry was watching

them, hastily pretend to be sleeping again. Harry wanted to ask what the strange silver

instrument was for, but before he could do so, there was a shout from the top of the wall to their

right; the wizard called Everard had reappeared in his portrait, panting slightly.


"What news?" said Dumbledore at once.

"I yelled until someone came running," said the wizard, who was mopping his brow on the

curtain behind him, "said I’d heard something moving downstairs - they weren’t sure whether to

believe me but went down to check - you know there are no portraits down there to watch from.

Anyway, they carried him up a few minutes later. He doesn’t look good, he’s covered in blood, I

ran along to Elfrida Cragg’s portrait to get a good view as they left -"

"Good," said Dumbledore as Ron made a convulsive movement. "I take it Dilys will have seen

him arrive, then -"

And moments later, the silver-ringleted witch had reappeared in her picture, too; she sank,

coughing, into her armchair and said, "Yes, they’ve taken him to St. Mungo’s, Dumbledore...

they carried him past my portrait... he looks bad..."

"Thank you," said Dumbledore. He looked round at Professor McGonagall.

"Minerva, I need you to go and wake the other Weasley children."

"Of course..."

Professor McGonagall got up and moved swiftly to the door. Harry cast a sideways glance at

Ron, who was looking terrified.

"And Dumbledore - what about Molly?" said Professor McGonagall, pausing at the door.

"That will be a job for Fawkes when he has finished keeping a lookout for anybody approaching,"

said Dumbledore. "But she may already know... that excellent clock of hers..."

Harry knew Dumbledore was referring to the clock that told, not the time, but the whereabouts

and conditions of the various Weasley family members, and with a pang he thought that Mr.

Weasley’s hand must, even now, be pointing atmortal peril. But it was very late. Mrs. Weasley

was probably asleep, not watching the clock. Harry felt cold as he remembered Mrs. Weasley’s

Boggart turning into Mr. Weasley’s lifeless body, his glasses askew, blood running down his

face... but Mr. Weasley wasn’t going to die... he couldn’t...

Dumbledore was now rummaging in a cupboard behind Harry and Ron. He emerged from it

carrying a blackened old kettle, which he placed carefully on his desk. He raised his wand and

murmured, "Portus!" For a moment the kettle trembled, glowing with an odd blue light; then it

quivered to rest, as solidly black as ever.

Dumbledore marched over to another portrait, this time of a clever-looking wizard with a pointed

beard, who had been painted wearing the Slytherin colors of green and silver and was

apparently sleeping so deeply that he could not hear Dumbledore’s voice when he attempted to

rouse him.

"Phineas. Phineas."

The subjects of the portraits lining the room were no longer pretending to be asleep; they were

shifting around in their frames, the better to watch what was happening. When the clever-looking

wizard continued to feign sleep, some of them shouted his name, too.

"Phineas! Phineas! PHINEAS!"

He could not pretend any longer; he gave a theatrical jerk and opened his eyes wide.

"Did someone call?"

"I need you to visit your other portrait again, Phineas," said Dumbledore. "I’ve got another


"Visit my other portrait?" said Phineas in a reedy voice, giving a long, fake yawn (his eyes

traveling around the room and focusing on Harry). "Oh, no, Dumbledore, I am too tired tonight."

Something about Phineas’s voice was familiar to Harry, where had he heard it before? But before

he could think, the portraits on the surrounding walls broke into a storm of protest.

"Insubordination, sir!" roared a corpulent, red-nosed wizard, brandishing his fists. "Dereliction of duty!"

"We are honor-bound to give service to the present Headmaster of Hogwarts!" cried a fraillooking old wizard whom Harry recognized as Dumbledore’s predecessor, Armando Dippet.

"Shame on you, Phineas!"

"Shall I persuade him, Dumbledore?" called a gimlet-eyed witch, raising an unusually thick wand that looked not unlike a birch rod.

"Oh, very well," said the wizard called Phineas, eyeing the wand with mild apprehension,

"though he may well have destroyed my picture by now, he’s done away with most of the family


"Sirius knows not to destroy your portrait," said Dumbledore, and Harry realized immediately

where he had heard Phineas’s voice before: issuing from the apparently empty frame in his

bedroom in Grimmauld Place. "You are to give him the message that Arthur Weasley has been

gravely injured and that his wife, children and Harry Potter will be arriving at his house shortly.

Do you understand?"

"Arthur Weasley, injured, wife and children and Harry Potter coming to stay," repeated Phineas

in a bored voice. "Yes, yes... very well."

He sloped away into the frame of the portrait and disappeared from view at the very moment the

study door opened again. Fred, George and Ginny were ushered inside by Professor McGonagall,

all three of them looking dishevelled and shocked, still in their night things.

"Harry - what’s going on?" asked Ginny, who looked frightened. "Professor McGonagall says

you saw Dad get hurt -"

"Your father has been injured in the course of his work for the Order of the Phoenix," said

Dumbledore, before Harry could speak. "He has been taken to St. Mungo’s Hospital for Magical

Maladies and Injuries. I am sending you back to Sirius’s house, which is much more convenient

for the hospital than The Burrow. You will meet your mother there."

"How’re we going?" asked Fred, looking shaken. "Floo powder?"

"No," said Dumbledore, "Floo powder is not safe at the moment, the Network is being watched.

You will be taking a Portkey." He indicated the old kettle lying innocently on his desk. "We are

just waiting for Phineas Nigellus to report back... I want to be sure that the coast is clear before

sending you -"

There was a flash of flame in the very middle of the office, leaving behind a single golden

feather that floated gently to the floor.

"It is Fawkes’s warning," said Dumbledore, catching the feather as it fell. "Professor Umbridge

must know you’re out of your beds... Minerva, go and head her off - tell her any story -"

Professor McGonagall was gone in a swish of tartan.

"He says he’ll be delighted," said a bored voice behind Dumbledore; the wizard called Phineas

had reappeared in front of his Slytherin banner. "My great-great-grandson has always had an odd

taste in house-guests."

"Come here, then," Dumbledore said to Harry and the Weasleys. "And quickly, before anyone

else joins us."

Harry and the others gathered around Dumbledore’s desk.

"You have all used a Portkey before?" asked Dumbledore, and they nodded, each reaching out to

touch some part of the blackened kettle. "Good. On the count of three, then... one... two..."

It happened in a fraction of a second: in the infinitesimal pause before Dumbledore said "three",

Harry looked up at him - they were very close together - and Dumbledore’s clear blue gaze

moved from the Portkey to Harry’s face.

At once, Harry’s scar burned white-hot, as though the old wound had burst open again - and

unbidden, unwanted, but terrifyingly strong, there rose within Harry a hatred so powerful he felt,

for that instant, he would like nothing better than to strike - to bite - to sink his fangs into the

man before him --

"... three."

Harry felt a powerful jerk behind his navel, the ground vanished from beneath his feet, his hand

was glued to the kettle; he was banging into the others as they all sped forwards in a swirl of

colors and a rush of wind, the kettle pulling them onwards... until his feet hit the ground so

hard his knees buckled, the kettle clattered to the ground, and somewhere close at hand a voice


"Back again, the blood-traitor brats. Is it true their father’s dying?"

"OUT!" roared a second voice.

Harry scrambled to his feet and looked around; they had arrived in the gloomy basement kitchen

of number twelve, Grimmauld Place. The only sources of light were the fire and one guttering

candle, which illuminated the remains of a solitary supper. Kreacher was disappearing through

the door to the hall, looking back at them malevolently as he hitched up his loincloth; Sirius was

hurrying towards them all, looking anxious. He was unshaven and still in his day clothes; there

was also a slightly Mundungus-like whiff of stale drink about him.

"What’s going on?" he said, stretching out a hand to help Ginny up. "Phineas Nigellus said

Arthur’s been badly injured --"

"Ask Harry," said Fred.

"Yeah, I want to hear this for myself," said George.

The twins and Ginny were staring at him. Kreacher’s footsteps had stopped on the stairs outside.

"It was -" Harry began; this was even worse than telling McGonagall and Dumbledore. "I had a - a kind of - vision."

And he told them all that he had seen, though he altered the story so that it sounded as though he

had watched from the sidelines as the snake attacked, rather than from behind the snake’s own

eyes. Ron, who was still very white, gave him a fleeting look, but did not speak. When Harry had

finished, Fred, George and Ginny continued to stare at him for a moment. Harry did not know

whether he was imagining it or not, but he fancied there was something accusatory in their looks.

Well, if they were going to blame him just for seeing the attack, he was glad he had not told them

that he had been inside the snake at the time.

"Is Mum here?" said Fred, turning to Sirius.

"She probably doesn’t even know what’s happened yet," said Sirius. "The important thing was to

get you away before Umbridge could interfere. I expect Dumbledores letting Molly know now."

"We’ve got to go to St. Mungo’s," said Ginny urgently. She looked around at her brothers; they

were of course still in their pajamass. "Sirius, can you lend us cloaks or anything?"

"Hang on, you can’t go tearing off to St. Mungo’s!" said Sirius.

"Course we can go to St. Mungo’s if we want," said Fred, with a mulish expression. "He’s our


"And how are you going to explain how you knew Arthur was attacked before the hospital even

let his wife know?"

"What does that matter?" said George hotly.

"It matters because we don’t want to draw attention to the fact that Harry is having visions of

things that are happening hundreds of miles away!" said Sirius angrily. "Have you any idea what

the Ministry would make of that information?"

Fred and George looked as though they could not care less what the Ministry made of anything.

Ron was still ashen-faced and silent.

Ginny said, "Somebody else could have told us... we could have heard it somewhere other than


"Like who?" said Sirius impatiently. "Listen, your dad’s been hurt while on duty for the Order

and the circumstances are fishy enough without his children knowing about it seconds after it

happened, you could seriously damage the Order’s -"

"We don’t care about the dumb Order!" shouted Fred.

"It’s our dad dying we’re talking about!" yelled George.

"Your father knew what he was getting into and he won’t thank you for messing things up for the

Order!" said Sirius, equally angry. "This is how it is - this is why you’re not in the Order - you

don’t understand - there are things worth dying for!"

"Easy for you to say, stuck here!" bellowed Fred. "I don’t see you risking your neck!"

The little color remaining in Sirius’s face drained from it. He looked for a moment as though he

would quite like to hit Fred, but when he spoke, it was in a voice of determined calm.

"I know it’s hard, but we’ve all got to act as though we don’t know anything yet. We’ve got to

stay put, at least until we hear from your mother, all right?"

Fred and George still looked mutinous. Ginny, however, took a few steps over to the nearest

chair and sank into it. Harry looked at Ron, who made a funny movement somewhere between a

nod and a shrug, and they sat down too. The twins glared at Sirius for another minute, then took

seats either side of Ginny.

"That’s right," said Sirius encouragingly, "come on, let’s all... let’s all have a drink while we’re

waiting. Accio Butterbeer!"

He raised his wand as he spoke and half a dozen bottles came flying towards them out of the

pantry, skidded along the table, scattering the debris of Sinus’s meal, and stopped neatly in front

of the six of them. They all drank, and for a while the only sounds were those of the crackling of

the kitchen fire and the soft thud of their bottles on the table.

Harry was only drinking to have something to do with his hands. His stomach was full of

horrible hot, bubbling guilt. They would not be here if it were not for him; they would all still be

asleep in bed. And it was no good telling himself that by raising the alarm he had ensured that

Mr. Weasley was found, because there was also the in escapable business of it being he who had

attacked Mr. Weasley in the first place.

Don’t be stupid, you haven’t got fangs, he told himself, trying to keep calm, though the hand on

his Butterbeer bottle was shaking, you were lying in bed, you weren’t attacking anyone...

But then, what just happened in Dumbledore’s office? he asked himself. I felt like I wanted to

attack Dumbledore, too...

He put the bottle down a little harder than he meant to, and it slopped over on to the table. No

one took any notice. Then a burst of fire in midair illuminated the dirty plates in front of them

and, as they gave cries of shock, a scroll of parchment fell with a thud on to the table,

accompanied by a single golden phoenix tail feather.

"Fawkes!" said Sirius at once, snatching up the parchment. "That’s not Dumbledore’s writing - it

must be a message from your mother - here -"

He thrust the letter into George’s hand, who ripped it open and read aloud: "Dad is still alive. I

am setting out for St. Mungo’s now. Stay where you are. I will send news as soon as I can. Mum."

George looked around the table.

"Still alive..." he said slowly. "But that makes it sound..."

He did not need to finish the sentence. It sounded to Harry, too, as though Mr. Weasley was

hovering somewhere between life and death. Still exceptionally pale, Ron stared at the back of

his mothers letter as though it might speak words of comfort to him. Fred pulled the parchment

out of George’s hands and read it for himself, then looked up at Harry, who felt his hand shaking

on his Butterbeer bottle again and clenched it more tightly to stop the trembling.

If Harry had ever sat through a longer night than this one, he could not remember it. Sirius

suggested once, without any real conviction, that they all go to bed, but the Weasleys’ looks of

disgust were answer enough. They mostly sat in silence around the table, watching the candle

wick sinking lower and lower into liquid wax, occasionally raising a bottle to their lips, speaking

only to check the time, to wonder aloud what was happening, and to reassure each other that if

there was bad news, they would know straightaway, for Mrs. Weasley must long since have

arrived at St. Mungo’s.

Fred fell into a doze, his head lolling sideways on to his shoulder. Ginny was curled like a cat on

her chair, but her eyes were open; Harry could see them reflecting the firelight. Ron was sitting

with his head in his hands, whether awake or asleep it was impossible to tell. Harry and Sirius

looked at each other every so often, intruders upon the family grief, waiting... waiting...

At ten past five in the morning by Ron’s watch, the kitchen door swung open and Mrs. Weasley

entered the kitchen. She was extremely pale, but when they all turned to look at her, Fred, Ron

and Harry half rising from their chairs, she gave a wan smile.

"He’s going to be all right," she said, her voice weak with tiredness. "He’s sleeping. We can all

go and see him later. Bill’s sitting with him now; he’s going to take the morning off work."

Fred fell back into his chair with his hands over his face. George and Ginny got up, walked

swiftly over to their mother and hugged her. Ron gave a very shaky laugh and downed the rest of

his Butterbeer in one.

"Breakfast!" said Sirius loudly and joyfully, jumping to his feet. "Where’s that accursed house-elf? Kreacher! KREACHER!"

But Kreacher did not answer the summons.

"Oh, forget it, then," muttered Sirius, counting the people in front of him. "So, it’s breakfast for -

let’s see - seven... bacon and eggs, I think, and some tea, and toast -"

Harry hurried over to the stove to help. He did not want to intrude on the Weasleys’ happiness

and he dreaded the moment when Mrs. Weasley would ask him to recount his vision. However,

he had barely taken plates from the dresser when Mrs. Weasley lifted them out of his hands and

pulled him into a hug.

"I don’t know what would have happened if it hadn’t been for you, Harry," she said in a muffled

voice. "They might not have found Arthur for hours, and then it would have been too late, but

thanks to you he’s alive and Dumbledore’s been able to think up a good cover story for Arthur

being where he was, you’ve no idea what trouble he would have been in otherwise, look at poor


Harry could hardly bear her gratitude, but fortunately she soon released him to turn to Sirius and

thank him for looking after her children through the night. Sirius said he was very pleased to

have been able to help, and hoped they would all stay with him as long as Mr. Weasley was in


"Oh, Sirius, I’m so grateful... they think he’ll be there a little while and it would be wonderful to

be nearer... of course, that might mean we’re here for Christmas."

"The more the merrier!" said Sirius with such obvious sincerity that Mrs. Weasley beamed at him, threw on an apron and began to help with breakfast.

"Sirius," Harry muttered, unable to stand it a moment longer. "Can I have a quick word? Er -


He walked into the dark pantry and Sirius followed. Without preamble, Harry told his godfather

every detail of the vision he had had, including the fact that he himself had been the snake who

had attacked Mr. Weasley.

When he paused for breath, Sirius said, "Did you tell Dumbledore this?"

"Yes," said Harry impatiently, "but he didn’t tell me what it meant. Well, he doesn’t tell me

anything any more."

"I’m sure he would have told you if it was anything to worry about," said Sirius steadily.

"But that’s not all," said Harry, in a voice only a little above a whisper. "Sirius, I... I think I’m

going mad. Back in Dumbledore’s office, just before we took the Portkey... for a couple of

seconds there I thought I was a snake, I felt like one - my scar really hurt when I was looking at

Dumbledore - Sirius, I wanted to attack him!"

He could only see a sliver of Siriuss face; the rest was in darkness.

"It must have been the aftermath of the vision, that’s all," said Sirius. "You were still thinking of

the dream or whatever it was and -"

"It wasn’t that," said Harry, shaking his head, "it was like something rose up inside me, like

there’s a snake inside me."

"You need to sleep," said Sirius firmly. "You’re going to have breakfast, then go upstairs to bed,

and after lunch you can go and see Arthur with the others. You’re in shock, Harry; you’re

blaming yourself for something you only witnessed, and it’s lucky you did witness it or Arthur

might have died. Just stop worrying."

He clapped Harry on the shoulder and left the pantry, leaving Harry standing alone in the dark.

Everyone but Harry spent the rest of the morning sleeping. He went up to the bedroom he and

Ron had shared over the last few weeks of summer, but while Ron crawled into bed and was

asleep within minutes, Harry sat fully clothed, hunched against the cold metal bars of the

bedstead, keeping himself deliberately uncomfortable, determined not to fall into a doze, terrified

that he might become the serpent again in his sleep and wake to find that he had attacked Ron, or

else slithered through the house after one of the others...

When Ron woke up, Harry pretended to have enjoyed a refreshing nap too. Their trunks arrived

from Hogwarts while they were eating lunch, so they could dress as Muggles for the trip to St

Mungo’s. Everybody except Harry was riotously happy and talkative as they changed out of their

robes into jeans and sweatshirts. When Tonks and Mad-Eye turned up to escort them across

London, they greeted them gleefully, laughing at the bowler hat Mad-Eye was wearing at an

angle to conceal his magical eye and assuring him, truthfully, that Tonks, whose hair was short

and bright pink again, would attract far less attention on the Underground.

Tonks was very interested in Harry’s vision of the attack on Mr. Weasley, something Harry was

not remotely interested in discussing.

"There isn’t any Seer blood in your family, is there?" she enquired curiously, as they sat side by

side on a train rattling towards the heart of the city.

"No," said Harry, thinking of Professor Trelawney and feeling insulted.

"No," said Tonks musingly, "no, I suppose it’s not really prophecy you’re doing, is it? I mean,

you’re not seeing the future, you’re seeing the present... it’s odd, isn’t it? Useful, though..."

Harry didn’t answer; fortunately, they got out at the next stop, a station in the very heart of

London, and in the bustle of leaving the train he was able to allow Fred and George to get

between himself and Tonks, who was leading the way. They all followed her up the escalator,

Moody clunking along at the back of the group, his bowler tilted low and one gnarled hand stuck

in between the buttons of his coat, clutching his wand. Harry thought he sensed the concealed

eye staring hard at him. Trying to avoid any more questions about his dream, he asked Mad-Eye

where St. Mungo’s was hidden.

"Not far from here," grunted Moody as they stepped out into the wintry air on a broad store-lined

street packed with Christmas shoppers. He pushed Harry a little ahead of him and stumped along

just behind; Harry knew the eye was rolling in all directions under the tilted hat. "Wasn’t easy to

find a good location for a hospital. Nowhere in Diagon Alley was big enough and we couldn’t

have it underground like the Ministry - wouldn’t be healthy. In the end they managed to get hold

of a building up here. Theory was, sick wizards could come and go and just blend in with the


He seized Harry’s shoulder to prevent them being separated by a gaggle of shoppers plainly

intent on nothing but making it into a nearby shop full of electrical gadgets.

"Here we go," said Moody a moment later.

They had arrived outside a large, old-fashioned, red-brick department store called Purge &

Dowse Ltd. The place had a shabby, miserable air; the window displays consisted of a few

chipped dummies with their wigs askew, standing at random and modelling fashions at least ten

years out of date. Large signs on all the dusty doors read: "Closed for Refurbishment". Harry

distinctly heard a large woman laden with plastic shopping bags say to her friend as they passed,

"It’snever open, that place..."

"Right," said Tonks, beckoning them towards a window displaying nothing but a particularly

ugly female dummy. Its false eyelashes were hanging off and it was modelling a green nylon

pinafore dress. "Everybody ready?"

They nodded, clustering around her. Moody gave Harry another shove between the shoulder

blades to urge him forward and Tonks leaned close to the glass, looking up at the very ugly

dummy, her breath steaming up the glass. "Wotcher... We’re here to see Arthur


Harry thought how absurd it was for Tonks to expect the dummy to hear her talking so quietly

through a sheet of glass, with buses rumbling along behind her and all the racket of a street full

of shoppers. Then he reminded himself that dummies couldn’t hear anyway. Next second, his

mouth opened in shock as the dummy gave a tiny nod and beckoned with its jointed finger, and

Tonks had seized Ginny and Mrs. Weasley by the elbows, stepped right through the glass and


Fred, George and Ron stepped after them. Harry glanced around at the jostling crowd; not one of

them seemed to have a glance to spare for window displays as ugly as those of Purge & Dowse

Ltd; nor did any of them seem to have noticed that six people had just melted into thin air in

front of them.

"C’mon," growled Moody, giving Harry yet another poke in the back, and together they stepped

forward through what felt like a sheet of cool water, emerging quite warm and dry on the other


There was no sign of the ugly dummy or the space where she had stood. They were in what

seemed to be a crowded reception area where rows of witches and wizards sat upon rickety

wooden chairs, some looking perfectly normal and perusing out-of-date copies of WitchWeekly,

others sporting gruesome disfigurements such as elephant trunks or extra hands sticking out of

their chests. The room was scarcely less quiet than the street outside, for many of the patients

were making very peculiar noises: a sweaty-faced witch in the center of the front row, who was

fanning herself vigorously with a copy of the Daily Prophet, kept letting off a high-pitched

whistle as steam came pouring out of her mouth; a grubby-looking warlock in the corner clanged

like a bell every time he moved and, with each clang, his head vibrated horribly so that he had to

seize himself by the ears to hold it steady.

Witches and wizards in lime-green robes were walking up and down the rows, asking questions

and making notes on clipboards like Umbridge’s. Harry noticed the emblem embroidered on

their chests: a wand and bone, crossed.

"Are they doctors?" he asked Ron quietly.

"Doctors?" said Ron, looking startled. "Those Muggle nutters that cut people up? Nah, they’re


"Over here!" called Mrs. Weasley above the renewed c langing of the warlock in the corner, and

they followed her to the queue in front of a plump blonde witch seated at a desk marked Enquiries. The wall behind her was covered in notices and posters saying things like: A



large portrait of a witch with long silver ringlets which was labelled:

Dilys Derwent

St. Mungo’s Healer 1722-

Headmistress of Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry 1741-

Dilys was eyeing the Weasley party closely as though counting them; when Harry caught her eye

she gave a tiny wink, walked sideways out of her portrait and vanished.

Meanwhile, at the front of the queue, a young wizard was performing an odd on-the-spot jig and

trying, in between yelps of pain, to explain his predicament to the witch behind the desk.

"It’s these - ouch - shoes my brother gave me - ow- they’re eating my - OUCH - feet - look at

them, there must be some kind of - AARGH - jinx on them and I can’t - AAAAARGH - get

them off." He hopped from one foot to the other as though dancing on hot coals.

"The shoes don’t prevent you reading, do they?" said the blonde witch, irritably pointing at a

large sign to the left of her desk. "You want Spell Damage, fourth floor. Just like it says on the

floor guide. Next!"

As the wizard hobbled and pranced sideways out of the way, the Weasley party moved forward a

few steps and Harry read the floor guide:


Cauldron explosion, wand backfiring, broom crashes, etc.


Bites, stings, burns, embedded spines, etc.

MAGICAL BUGS... Second floor

Contagious maladies, e.g. dragon pox, vanishing sickness, scrojungulus, etc.


Rashes,regurgitation (uncontrollable), etc.

SPELL DAMAGE... Fourth floor

Unliftable jinxes, hexes, and incorrectly applied charms, etc.





A very old, stooped wizard with a hearing trumpet had shuffled to the front of the queue now.

"I’m here to see Broderick Bode!" he wheezed.

"Ward forty-nine, but I’m afraid you’re wasting your time," said the witch dismissively. "He’s

completely addled, you know - still thinks he’s a teapot. Next!"

A harassed-looking wizard was holding his small daughter tightly by the ankle while she flapped

around his head using the immensely large, feathery wings that had sprouted right out through

the back of her romper suit.

"Fourth floor," said the witch, in a bored voice, without asking, and the man disappeared through

the double doors beside the desk, holding his daughter like an oddly shaped balloon. "Next!"

Mrs. Weasley moved forward to the desk.

"Hello," she said, "my husband, Arthur Weasley, was supposed to be moved to a different ward

this morning, could you tell us -?"

"Arthur Weasley?" said the witch, running her finger down a long list in front of her. "Yes, first

floor, second door on the right, Dai Llewellyn Ward."

"Thank you," said Mrs. Weasley. "Come on, you lot."

They followed her through the double doors and along the narrow corridor beyond, which was

lined with more portraits of famous Healers and lit by crystal bubbles full of candles that floated

up on the ceiling, looking like giant soapsuds. More witches and wizards in lime-green robes

walked in and out of the doors they passed; a foul-smelling yellow gas wafted into the

passageway as they passed one door, and every now and then they heard distant wailing. They

climbed a flight of stairs and entered the Creature-Induced Injuries corridor, where the second

door on the right bore the words: Dangerous’ Dai Llewellyn Ward: Serious Bites. Underneath

this was a card in a brass holder on which had been handwritten:Healer-in-Charge: Hippocrates

Smethwyck. Trainee Healer: Augustus Pye.

"We’ll wait outside, Molly," Tonks said. "Arthur won’t want too many visitors at once... it ought to be just the family first."

Mad-Eye growled his approval of this idea and set himself with his back against the corridor

wall, his magical eye spinning in all directions. Harry drew back, too, but Mrs. Weasley reached

out a hand and pushed him through the door, saying, "Don’t be silly, Harry, Arthur wants to

thank you."

The ward was small and rather dingy, as the only window was narrow and set high in the wall

facing the door. Most of the light came from more shining crystal bubbles clustered in the middle

of the ceiling. The walls were of panelled oak and there was a portrait of a rather vicious-looking

wizard on the wall, captioned: Urquhart Rackharrow, 1612--1697, Inventor of the Entrail-expelling Curse.

There were only three patients. Mr. Weasley was occupying the bed at the far end of the ward

beside the tiny window. Harry was pleased and relieved to see that he was propped up on several

pillows and reading the Daily Prophet by the solitary ray of sunlight falling on to his bed. He

looked up as they walked towards him and, seeing who it was, beamed.

"Hello!" he called, throwing the Prophet aside. "Bill just left, Molly, had to get back to work, but he says he’ll drop in on you later."

"How are you, Arthur?" asked Mrs. Weasley, bending down to kiss his cheek and looking

anxiously into his face. "You’re still looking a bit peaky."

"I feel absolutely fine," said Mr. Weasley brightly, holding out his good arm to give Ginny a hug.

"If they could only take the bandages off, I’d be f it to go home."

"Why can’t they take them off, Dad?" asked Fred.

"Well, I start bleeding like mad every time they try," said Mr. Weasley cheerfully, reaching across for his wand, which lay on his bedside cabinet, and waving it so that six extra chairs appeared at his bedside to seat them all. "It seems there was some rather unusual kind of poison in that snake’s fangs that keeps wounds open. They’re sure they’ll find an antidote, though; they say they’ve had much worse cases than mine, and in the meantime I just have to keep taking a

Blood-Replenishing Potion every hour. But that fellow over there," he said, dropping his voice

and nodding towards the bed opposite in which a man lay looking green and sickly and staring at

the ceiling. "Bitten by a werewolf, poor chap. No cure at all."

"A werewolf?" whispered Mrs. Weasley, looking alarmed. "Is he safe in a public ward? Shouldn’t he be in a private room?"

"It’s two weeks till full moon," Mr. Weasley reminded her quietly. "They’ve been talking to him this morning, the Healers, you know, trying to persuade him he’ll be able to lead an almost

normal life. I said to him - didn’t mention names, of course - but I said I knew a werewolf

personally, very nice man, who finds the condition quite easy to manage."

"What did he say?" asked George.

"Said he’d give me another bite if I didn’t shut up," said Mr. Weasley sadly. "And that woman

over there," he indicated the only other occupied bed, which was right beside the door, "won’t

tell the Healers what bit her, which makes us all think it must have been something she was

handling illegally. Whatever it was took a real chunk out of her leg,very nasty smell when they

take off the dressings."

"So, you going to tell us what happened, Dad?" asked Fred, pulling his chair closer to the bed.

"Well, you already know, don’t you?" said Mr. Weasley, with a significant smile at Harry. "It’s

very simple - I’d had a very long day, dozed off, got sneaked up on and bitten."

"Is it in the Prophet, you being attacked?" asked Fred, indicating the newspaper Mr. Weasley had cast aside.

"No, of course not," said Mr. Weasley, with a slightly bitter smile, "the Ministry wouldn’t want

everyone to know a dirty great serpent got --"

"Arthur!" Mrs. Weasley warned him.

"- got - er - me," Mr. Weasley said hastily, though Harry was quite sure that was not what he had

meant to say.

"So where were you when it happened, Dad?" asked George.

"That’s my business," said Mr. Weasley, though with a small smile. He snatched up the Daily

Prophe, shook it open again and said, "I was just reading about Willy Widdershins’s arrest

when you arrived. You know Willy turned out to be behind those regurgitating toilets back in the

summer? One of his jinxes backfired, the toilet exploded and they found him lying unconscious

in the wreckage covered from head to foot in -"

"When you say you were ‘on duty’," Fred interrupted in a low voice, "what were you doing?"

"You heard your father," whispered Mrs. Weasley, "we are not discussing this here! Go on about

Willy Widdershins, Arthur."

"Well, don’t ask me how, but he actually got off the toilet charge," said Mr. Weasley grimly. "I

can only suppose gold changed hands -"

"You were guarding it, weren’t you?" said George quietly. "The weapon? The thing You-Know-

Who’s after?"

"George, be quiet!" snapped Mrs. Weasley.

"Anyway," said Mr. Weasley, in a raised voice, "this time Willy’s been caught selling biting

doorknobs to Muggles and I don’t think he’ll be able to worm his way out of it because,

according to this article, two Muggles have lost fingers and are now in St. Mungo’s for

emergency bone re-growth and memory modification. Just think of it, Muggles in St. Mungo’s! I

wonder which ward they’re in?"

And he looked eagerly around as though hoping to see a signpost.

"Didn’t you say You-Know-Who’s got a snake, Harry?" asked Fred, looking at his father for a

reaction. "A massive one? You saw it the night he returned, didn’t you?"

"That’s enough," said Mrs. Weasley crossly. "Mad-Eye and Tonks are outside, Arthur, they want

to come and see you. And you lot can wait outside," she added to her children and Harry. "You

can come and say goodbye afterwards. Go on."

They trooped back into the corridor. Mad-Eye and Tonks went in and closed the door of the ward

behind them. Fred raised his eyebrows.

"Fine," he said coolly, rummaging in his pockets, "be like that. Don’t tell us anything."

"Looking for these?" said George, holding out what looked like a tangle of flesh-colored string.

"You read my mind," said Fred, grinning. "Let’s see if St. Mungo’s puts Imperturbable Charms on its ward doors, shall we?"

He and George disentangled the string and separated five Extendable Ears from each other. Fred

and George handed them around. Harry hesitated to take one.

"Go on, Harry, take it! You saved Dad’s life. If anyone’s got the right to eavesdrop on him, it’s


Grinning in spite of himself, Harry took the end of the string and inserted it into his ear as the

twins had done.

"Okay, go!" Fred whispered.

The flesh-colored strings wriggled like long skinny worms and snaked under the door. At first,

Harry could hear nothing, then he jumped as he heard Tonks whispering as clearly as though she

were standing right beside him.

"... they searched the whole area but couldn’t find the snake anywhere. It just seems to have

vanished after it attacked you, Arthur... but You-Know-Who can’t have expected a snake to get

in, can he?"

"I reckon he sent it as a lookout," growled Moody, "cause he’s not had any luck so far, has he?

No, I reckon he’s trying to get a clearer picture of what he’s facing and if Arthur hadn’t been

there the beast would’ve had a lot more time to look around. So, Potter says he saw it all


"Yes," said Mrs. Weasley. She sounded rather uneasy. "You know, Dumbledore seems almost to

have been waiting for Harry to see something like this."

"Yeah, well," said Moody, "there’s something funny about the Potter kid, we all know that."

"Dumbledore seemed worried about Harry when I spoke to him this morning," whispered Mrs


"Course he’s worried," growled Moody. "The boy’s seeing things from inside You-Know-Who’s

snake. Obviously, Potter doesn’t realize what that means, but if You-Know-Who’s possessing

him --"

Harry pulled the Extendable Ear out of his own, his heart hammering very fast and heat rushing

up his face. He looked around at the others. They were all staring at him, the strings still trailing

from their ears, looking suddenly fearful.


Christmas on the Closed Ward

Was this why Dumbledore would no longer meet Harry’s eyes? Did he expect to see Voldemort

staring out of them, afraid, perhaps, that their vivid green might turn suddenly to scarlet, with

catlike slits for pupils? Harry remembered how the snakelike face of Voldemort had once forced

itself out of the back of Professor Quirrell’s head and ran his hand over the back of his own,

wondering what it would feel like if Voldemort burst out of his skull.

He felt dirty, contaminated, as though he were carrying some deadly germ, unworthy to sit on the

Underground train back from the hospital with innocent, clean people whose minds and bodies

were free of the taint of Voldemort... he had not merely seen the snake, he hadbeen the snake, he

knew it now...

A truly terrible thought then occurred to him, a memory bobbing to the surface of his mind, one

that made his insides writhe and squirm like serpents.

What’s he after, apart from followers?

Stuff he can only get by stealth... like a weapon. Something he didn’t have last time.

I’m the weapon, Harry thought, and it was as though poison were pumping through his veins,

chilling him, bringing him out in a sweat as he swayed with the train through the dark tunnel. I’m

the one Voldemorts trying to use, that’s why they’ve got guards around me everywhere I go, it’s

not for my protection, it’s for other people’s, only it’s not working, they can’t have someone on

me all the time at Hogwarts... I did attack Mr. Weasley last night, it was me. Voldemort made me do it and he could be inside me, listening to my thoughts right now -

"Are you all right, Harry, dear?" whispered Mrs. Wea sley leaning across Ginny to speak to him as the train rattled along through its dark tunnel. "You don’t look very well. Are you feeling sick?"

They were all watching him. He shook his head violently and stared up at an advertisement for

home insurance.

"Harry, dear, are you sure you’re all right?" said Mrs. Weasley in a worried voice, as they walked around the unkempt patch of grass in the middle of Grimmauld Place. "You look ever so pale... are you sure you slept this morning? You go upstairs to bed right now and you can have a couple of hours of sleep before dinner, all right?"

He nodded; here was a ready-made excuse not to talk to any of the others, which was precisely

what he wanted, so when she opened the front door he hurried straight past the troll’s-leg

umbrella stand, up the stairs and into his and Ron’s bedroom.

Here, he began to pace up and down, past the two beds and Phineas Nigellus’s empty picture

frame, his brain teeming and seething with questions and ever more dreadful ideas.

How had he become a snake? Perhaps he was an Animagus... no, he couldn’t be, he would

know... perhapsVoldemort was an Animagus... yes, thought Harry, that would fit, he would turn

into a snake of course... and when he’s possessing me, then we both transform... that still

doesn’t explain how I got to London and back to my bed in the space of about five minutes... but

then Voldemort’s about the most powerful wizard in the world, apart from Dumbledore, it’s

probably no problem at all to him to transport people like that.

And then, with a terrible stab of panic, he thought,but this is insane - if Voldemort’s possessing

me, I’m giving him a clear view into the Headquarter s of the Order of the Phoenix right now!

He’ll know who’s in the Order and where Sirius is... and I’ve heard loads of stuff I shouldn’t

have, everything Sirius told me the first night I was here...

There was only one thing for it: he would have to leave Grimmauld Place straightaway. He

would spend Christmas at Hogwarts without the others, which would keep them safe over the

holidays at least... but no, that wouldn’t do, there were still plenty of people at Hogwarts to

maim and injure. What if it was Seamus, Dean or Neville next time? He stopped his pacing and

stood staring at Phineas Nigellus’s empty frame. A leaden sensation was settling in the pit of his

stomach. He had no alternative: he was going to have to return to Privet Drive, cut himself off

from other wizards entirely.

Well, if he had to do it, he thought, there was no point hanging around. Trying with all his might

not to think how the Dursleys were going to react when they found him on their doorstep six

months earlier than they had expected, he strode over to his trunk, slammed the lid shut and

locked it, then glanced around automatically for Hedwig before remembering that she was still at

Hogwarts - well, her cage would be one less thing to carry - he seized one end of his trunk and

had dragged it halfway towards the door when a snide voice said, "Running away, are we?"

He looked around. Phineas Nigellus had appeared on the canvas of his portrait and was leaning

against the frame, watching Harry with an amused expression on his face.

"Not running away, no," said Harry shortly, dragging his trunk a few more feet across the room.

"I thought," said Phineas Nigellus, stroking his pointed beard, "that to belong in Gryffindor house you were supposed to be brave! It looks to me as though you would have been better off in my own house. We Slytherins are brave, yes, but not stupid. For instance, given the choice, we will always choose to save our own necks."

"It’s not my own neck I’m saving," said Harry tersely, tugging the trunk over a patch of

particularly uneven, moth-eaten carpet right in front of the door.

"Oh, I see," said Phineas Nigellus, still stroking his beard, "this is no cowardly flight - you are

being noble."

Harry ignored him. His hand was on the doorknob when Phineas Nigellus said lazily, "I have a

message for you from Albus Dumbledore."

Harry span round.

"What is it?"

"‘Stay where you are.’"

"I haven’t moved!" said Harry, his hand still upon the doorknob. "So what’s the message?"

"I have just given it to you, dolt," said Phineas Ni gellus smoothly. "Dumbledore says, ‘Stay

where you are.’"

"Why?" said Harry eagerly, dropping the end of his trunk. "Why does he want me to stay? What

else did he say?"

"Nothing whatsoever," said Phineas Nigellus, raising a thin black eyebrow as though he found

Harry impertinent.

Harry’s temper rose to the surface like a snake rearing from long grass. He was exhausted, he

was confused beyond measure, he had experienced terror, relief, then terror again in the last

twelve hours, and still Dumbledore did not want to talk to him!

"So that’s it, is it?" he said loudly. "‘Stay where you a re’! That’s all anyone could tell me after I got attacked by those Dementors, too! Just stay put while the grown-ups sort it out, Harry! We won’t bother telling you anything, though, because your tiny little brain might not be able to cope with it!"

"You know," said Phineas Nigellus, even more loudly than Harry "this is precisely why I loathed

being a teacher! Young people are so infernally convinced that they are absolutely right about

everything. Has it not occurred to you, my poor puffed-up popinjay, that there might be an

excellent reason why the Headmaster of Hogwarts is not confiding every tiny detail of his plans

to you? Have you never paused, while feeling hard-done-by, to note that following Dumbledores

orders has never yet led you into harm? No. No, like all young people, you are quite sure that

you alone feel and think, you alone recognize danger, you alone are the only one clever enough

to realize what the Dark Lord may be planning -"

"He is planning something to do with me, then?" said Harry swiftly.

"Did I say that?" said Phineas Nigellus, idly examining his silk gloves. "Now, if you will excuse

me, I have better things to do than listen to adolescent agonising... good-day to you."

And he strolled to the edge of his frame and out of sight.

"Fine, go then!" Harry bellowed at the empty frame. "And tell Dumbledore thanks for nothing!"

The empty canvas remained silent. Fuming, Harry dragged his trunk back to the foot of his bed,

then threw himself face down on the moth-eaten covers, his eyes shut, his body heavy and


He felt as though he had journeyed for miles and miles... it seemed impossible that less than

twenty-four hours ago Cho Chang had been approaching him under the mistletoe... he was so

tired... he was scared to sleep... yet he did not know how long he could fight it... Dumbledore

had told him to stay... that must mean he was allowed to sleep... but he was scared... what if it

happened again?

He was sinking into shadows...

It was as though a film in his head had been waiting to start. He was walking down a deserted

corridor towards a plain black door, past rough stone walls, torches, and an open doorway on to a

flight of stone steps leading downstairs on the left...

He reached the black door but could not open it... he stood gazing at it, desperate for entry...

something he wanted with all his heart lay beyond... a prize beyond his dreams... if only his scar

would stop prickling... then he would be able to think more clearly...

"Harry," said Ron’s voice, from far, far away, "Mum says dinner’s ready, but she’ll save you

something if you want to stay in bed."

Harry opened his eyes, but Ron had already left the room.

He doesn’t want to be on his own with me, Harry thought. Not after what he heard Moody say.

He supposed none of them would want him there any more, now that they knew what was inside


He would not go down to dinner; he would not inflict his company on them. He turned over on to

his other side and, after a while, dropped back off to sleep. He woke much later, in the early

hours of the morning, his insides aching with hunger and Ron snoring in the next bed. Squinting

around the room, he saw the dark outline of Phineas Nigellus standing again in his portrait and it

occurred to Harry that Dumbledore had probably sent Phineas Nigellus to watch over him, in

case he attacked somebody else.

The feeling of being unclean intensified. He half-wished he had not obeyed Dumbledore... if this

was how life was going to be for him in Grimmauld Place from now on, maybe he would be

better off in Privet Drive after all.

Everybody else spent the following morning putting up Christmas decorations. Harry could not

remember Sirius ever being in such a good mood; he was actually singing carols, apparently

delighted that he was to have company over Christmas. Harry could hear his voice echoing up

through the floor in the cold drawing room where he was sitting alone, watching the sky growing

whiter outside the windows, threatening snow, all the time feeling a savage pleasure that he was

giving the others the opportunity to keep talking about him, as they were bound to be doing.

When he heard Mrs. Weasley calling his name softly u p the stairs around lunchtime, he retreated

further upstairs and ignored her.

Around six o’clock in the evening the doorbell rang and Mrs. Black started screaming again.

Assuming that Mundungus or some other Order member had come to call, Harry merely settled

himself more comfortably against the wall of Buckbeak’s room where he was hiding, trying to

ignore how hungry he felt as he fed dead rats to the Hippogriff. It came as a slight shock when

somebody hammered hard on the door a few minutes later.

"I know you’re in there," said Hermione’s voice. "Will you please come out? I want to talk to


"What are you doing here?" Harry asked her, pulling open the door as Buckbeak resumed his

scratching at the straw-strewn floor for any fragments of rat he may have dropped. "I thought you were skiing with your mum and dad?"

"Well, to tell the truth, skiing’s not really my thing," said Hermione. "So, I’ve come here for

Christmas." There was snow in her hair and her face was pink with cold. "But don’t tell Ron. I

told him it’s really good because he kept laughing so much. Mum and Dad are a bit

disappointed, but I’ve told them that everyone who is serious about the exams is staying at

Hogwarts to study. They want me to do well, they’ll understand. Anyway," she said briskly,

"let’s go to your bedroom, Ron’s mum has lit a fire in there and she’s sent up sandwiches."

Harry followed her back to the second floor. When he entered the bedroom, he was rather

surprised to see both Ron and Ginny waiting for them, sitting on Ron’s bed.

"I came on the Knight Bus," said Hermione airily, pulling off her jacket before Harry had time to speak. "Dumbledore told me what had happened first thing this morning, but I had to wait for

term to end officially before setting off. Umbridge is already livid that you lot disappeared right

under her nose, even though Dumbledore told her Mr. Weasley was in St. Mungo’s and he’d

given you all permission to visit. So..."

She sat down next to Ginny, and the two girls and Ron all looked up at Harry.

"How’re you feeling?" asked Hermione.

"Fine," said Harry stiffly.

"Oh, don’t lie, Harry," she said impatiently. "Ron and Ginny say you’ve been hiding from

everyone since you got back from St. Mungo’s."

"They do, do they?" said Harry, glaring at Ron and Ginny. Ron looked down at his feet but

Ginny seemed quite unabashed.

"Well, you have!" she said. "And you won’t look at any of us!"

"It’s you lot who won’t look at me!" said Harry ang rily.

"Maybe you’re taking it in turns to look, and keep missing each other," suggested Hermione, the

corners of her mouth twitching.

"Very funny," snapped Harry, turning away.

"Oh, stop feeling all misunderstood," said Hermione sharply. "Look, the others have told me what you overheard last night on the Extendable Ears -"

"Yeah?" growled Harry, his hands deep in his pockets as he watched the snow now falling

thickly outside. "All been talking about me, have you? Well, I’m getting used to it."

"We wanted to talk to you, Harry," said Ginny, "but as you’ve been hiding ever since we got back -"

"I didn’t want anyone to talk to me," said Harry, w ho was feeling more and more nettled.

"Well, that was a bit stupid of you," said Ginny angrily, "seeing as you don’t know anyone but

me who’s been possessed by You-Know-Who, and I can tell you how it feels."

Harry remained quite still as the impact of these words hit him. Then he wheeled round.

"I forgot," he said.

"Lucky you," said Ginny coolly.

"I’m sorry" Harry said, and he meant it. "So... so, do you think I’m being possessed, then?"

"Well, can you remember everything you’ve been doing?" Ginny asked. "Are there big blank

periods where you don’t know what you’ve been up to?"

Harry racked his brains.

"No," he said.

"Then You-Know-Who hasn’t ever possessed you," said Ginny simply. "When he did it to me, I

couldn’t remember what I’d been doing for hours at a time. I’d find myself somewhere and not

know how I got there."

Harry hardly dared believe her, yet his heart was lightening almost in spite of himself.

"That dream I had about your dad and the snake, though --"

"Harry you’ve had these dreams before," Hermione said. "You had flashes of what Voldemort

was up to last year."

"This was different," said Harry, shaking his head. "I was inside that snake. It was like I was the

snake... what if Voldemort somehow transported me to London --?"

"One day," said Hermione, sounding thoroughly exasperated, "you’ll read Hogwarts: A History,

and perhaps it will remind you that you can’t Apparate or Disapparate inside Hogwarts. Even

Voldemort couldn’t just make you fly out of your dormitory, Harry."

"You didn’t leave your bed, mate," said Ron. "I saw you thrashing around in your sleep for at

least a minute before we could wake you up."

Harry started pacing up and down the room again, thinking. What they were all saying was not

only comforting, it made sense... without really thinking, he took a sandwich from the plate on

the bed and crammed it hungrily into his mouth.

I’m not the weapon after all, thought Harry. His heart swelled with happiness and relief, and he

felt like joining in as they heard Sirius tramping past their door towards Buckbeak’s room, singing "God Rest Ye, Merry Hippogriffs" at the top of his voice.

How could he have dreamed of returning to Privet Drive for Christmas? Sirius’s delight at

having the house full again, and especially at having Harry back, was infectious. He was no

longer their sullen host of the summer; now he seemed determined that everyone should enjoy

themselves as much, if not more than they would have done at Hogwarts, and he worked

tirelessly in the run-up to Christmas Day, cleaning and decorating with their help, so that by the

time they all went to bed on Christmas Eve the house was barely recognisable. The tarnished

chandeliers were no longer hung with cobwebs but with garlands of holly and gold and silver

streamers; magical snow glittered in heaps over the threadbare carpets; a great Christmas tree,

obtained by Mundungus and decorated with live fairies, blocked Sirius’s family tree from view,

and even the stuffed elf-heads on the hall wall wore Father Christmas hats and beards.

Harry awoke on Christmas morning to find a stack of presents at the foot of his bed and Ron

already halfway through opening his own, rather larger, pile.

"Good haul this year," he informed Harry through a cloud of paper. "Thanks for the Broom

Compass, it’s excellent; beats Hermiones - she got me a homework planner-"

Harry sorted through his presents and found one with Hermiones handwriting on it. She had

given him, too, a book that resembled a diary except that it said things like "Do it today or later you'll pay!" every time he opend a page.

Sirius and Lupin had given Harry a set of excellent books entitled Practical Defensive Magic and its Use Against the Dark Arts, which had superb, moving color illustrations of all the counterjinxes and hexes it described. Harry flicked through the first volume eagerly; he could see it was going to be highly useful in his plans for the D.A.. Hagrid had sent a furry brown wallet that had fangs, which were presumably supposed to be an anti-theft device, but unfortunately prevented Harry putting any money in without getting his fingers ripped off. Tonks’s present was a small, working model of a Firebolt, which Harry watched fly around the room, wishing he still

had his full-size version; Ron had given him an enormous box of Every-Flavour Beans, Mr. and Mrs. Weasley the usual hand-knitted jumper and some mince pies, and Dobby a truly dreadful

painting that Harry suspected had been done by the elf himself. He had just turned it upsidedown

to see whether it looked better that way when, with a loudcrack, Fred and George

Apparated at the foot of his bed.

"Merry Christmas," said George. "Don’t go downstairs for a bit."

"Why not?" said Ron.

"Mum’s crying again," said Fred heavily. "Percy sent back his Christmas jumper."

"Without a note," added George. "Hasn’t asked how Dad is or visited him or anything."

"We tried to comfort her," said Fred, moving around the bed to look at Harry’s portrait. "Told her Percy’s nothing more than a humungous pile of rat droppings."

"Didn’t work," said George, helping himself to a Chocolate Frog. "So Lupin took over. Best let

him cheer her up before we go down for breakfast, I reckon."

"What’s that supposed to be, anyway?" asked Fred, squinting at Dobby’s painting. "Looks like a

gibbon with two black eyes."

"It’s Harry!" said George, pointing at the back of the picture, "says so on the back!"

"Good likeness," said Fred, grinning. Harry threw his new homework diary at him; it hit the wall

opposite and fell to the floor where it said happily: "If you’ve dotted the ‘i’s and crossed the ‘t’s then you may do whatever you please!"

They got up and dressed. They could hear the various inhabitants of the house calling "Merry

Christmas" to one another. On their way downstairs they met Hermione.

"Thanks for the book, Harry" she said happily. "I’ve been wanting that New Theory of

Numerology for ages! And that perfume’s really unusual, Ron."

"No problem," said Ron. "Who’s that for, anyway?" he added, nodding at the neatly wrapped

present she was carrying.

"Kreacher," said Hermione brightly.

"It had better not be clothes!" Ron warned her. "You know what Sirius said: Kreacher knows too much, we can’t set him free!"

"It isn’t clothes," said Hermione, "although if I had my way I’d certainly give him something to

wear other than that filthy old rag. No, it’s a patchwork quilt, I thought it would brighten up his


"What bedroom?" said Harry, dropping his voice to a whisper as they were passing the portrait of Sirius’s mother.

"Well, Sirius says it’s not so much a bedroom, more a kind of -den," said Hermione. "Apparently he sleeps under the boiler in that cupboard off the kitchen."

Mrs. Weasley was the only person in the basement when they arrived there. She was standing at

the stove and sounded as though she had a bad head cold as she wished them "Merry Christmas,"

and they all averted their eyes.

"So, is this Kreacher’s bedroom?" said Ron, strolling over to a dingy door in the corner opposite

the pantry. Harry had never seen it open.

"Yes," said Hermione, now sounding a little nervous. "Er... I think we’d better knock."

Ron rapped on the door with his knuckles but there was no reply.

"He must be sneaking around upstairs," he said, and without further ado pulled open the door.


Harry peered inside. Most of the cupboard was taken up with a very large and old-fashioned

boiler, but in the foot’s space underneath the pipes Kreacher had made himself something that

looked like a nest. A jumble of assorted rags and smelly old blankets were piled on the floor and

the small dent in the middle of it showed where Kreacher curled up to sleep every night. Here

and there among the material were stale bread crusts and mouldy old bits of cheese. In a far

corner glinted small objects and coins that Harry guessed Kreacher had saved, magpie-like, from

Sirius’s purge of the house, and he had also managed to retrieve the silver-framed family

photographs that Sirius had thrown away over the summer. Their glass might be shattered, but

still the little black-and-white people inside them peered up at him haughtily, including - he felt a

little jolt in his stomach - the dark, heavy-lidded woman whose trial he had witnessed in

Dumbledore’s Pensieve: Bellatrix Lestrange. By the looks of it, hers was Kreacher’s favorite

photograph; he had placed it to the fore of all the others and had mended the glass clumsily with


"I think I’ll just leave his present here," said Hermione, laying the package neatly in the middle

of the depression in the rags and blankets and closing the door quietly. "He’ll find it later, that’ll

be fine."

"Come to think of it," said Sirius, emerging from the pantry carrying a large turkey as they closed the cupboard doo